Your mission is to use an incredibly stupid pick up line on your waifu. There's a catch: it has to relate to their character in some way.
>"Hey baby, can I roast your marshmallow?"
Why would use a pick up line on your waifu? Shit makes no sense. I'm not a popped collar meathead trying to pick up a slut off the street.
What if she's asked you to because she thinks it would be funny?
I don't understand.
watch the 11th episode of Motto To Love Ru.
You may need to allot some extra time to your schedule because I can guarantee you will need to fap afterwords.
>pull shirt collar up over mouth
>"Guess who I am"
These kinds of moments are so fleeting and situational I can hardly remember. Usually its only a double entendre about here being real or something flirty that's so stupidly romantic I make myself cry.