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Your mission is to use an incredibly stupid pick up line on your waifu. There's a catch: it has to relate to their character in some way.

I'll start.

>"Hey baby, can I roast your marshmallow?"
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Why would use a pick up line on your waifu? Shit makes no sense. I'm not a popped collar meathead trying to pick up a slut off the street.
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>>100202045
What if she's asked you to because she thinks it would be funny?
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>>100201953
>Mikan
>marshmallow
I don't understand.
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>>100203602
watch the 11th episode of Motto To Love Ru.

You may need to allot some extra time to your schedule because I can guarantee you will need to fap afterwords.
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>>100201953
>pull shirt collar up over mouth
>"Guess who I am"
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These kinds of moments are so fleeting and situational I can hardly remember. Usually its only a double entendre about here being real or something flirty that's so stupidly romantic I make myself cry.



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