Is there any anime character more perfect than Shinobu?
If he was so perfect, then why did he die?
Archade Bumstead, canonically the most perfect being to walk on Earth.
No one can beat Satan
He was too perfect for this world
Why are you even asking this question? Of course there isn't.
I fucking hate her.
Saiyan hax powers.
He only dies when he is forgotten.
>Able to transform to cater any age/fetish/preference.
>Able to morph any clothing to cater any age/fetish/preference.
>Eternal love with you.
>Hot as fuck.
>Has an attitude.
>Not a snob/stuck up.
>Loyal despite being able to quite literally fuck anyone.
She is perfect.
You forgot the fact that she can turn the entire population into zombies if she wanted to.
>No need to deal with any other 3DPD ever.
Man, she is just perfection incarnate.
No there is not, but honestly, do we need to make threads just to ask the obvious?
I would prefer Shinobu-related plot discussion, but to be honest I feel like we've discussed the translated Monogatari content so many times over there's not much else to cover. It's obvious that Shinobu is the OTP, further verification is pointless.
You'd think? Every time there is a Kaiki thread there are still fucking anons who does not read into it basically enough to understand what Kaiki is saying about lies and deception at the BEGINNING of Koi.
Don't underestimate /a/.
She's far from perfect. She fucked up royally more than once. There is no perfect girl in 'Monogatari. She doesn't even have the best body.
>She doesn't even have the best body.
Clearly b8. She can have ANY body you want...
Yeah, but I don't care what the slow anons understand. I just care what I understand and can learn.
So she can have the worst body ever making her have the worst body.
So, she doesn't have a body of her own?
Why aren't we posting pictures of Shinobu?
Literally every other Monogatari
>liking worst girl
No, she is perfect. The only way she loses is if you don't love perfection.
The depth of field ruins this image.