This truly is the waifu Age.
Just imagine. After dealing with this world filled with society's normal norms, laws, rules, people, etc, I'll not only be a NEET, but I'll also be able to brake free from this boring and normalized world and its surroundings. I'll finally be able to live in my own little world, my own unique little bubble that will protect me from this hurtful, hollow and atrocious reality. Fuck normal people, fuck social norms, fuck society, fuck social behavior, fuck laws and fuck rules, but most important of all, FUCK REALITY. Just imagine... being able to finally break free from this world... It will be a glorious and unique day...
Just because the last thread died doesn't mean you need to make a new one immediately after.
Imagine sitting in your dark room littered with week old leftovers with a black box glued to your face as you endlessly masturbate to your polygons until your head starts to hurt and your limbs get tired because that thing looks uncomfortable as heck.
>not just getting a doll while you wait
>but I'll also be able to brake free
Isn't that really expensive?
$500, certainly affordable if you save a bit
loli are cheaper
Isnt the whole point of this setup not "fucking reality"? Why would you want to fuck reality anon?
So how are you going to afford it?
It's kind of sad, our fathers will never know the pleasure.
Victories never come easy.
I assume its under or right at a grand, not that hard to save up and buy it.
Y-yes, dad, I'm w-winning moe-chan's heart.
L-look, she's already given me her virginity. You sure can be proud that your son found such a good wifre, right dad? You are, aren't you?
>S-sure son, hey uhm, I need to drop by the chemist's, I've forgotten some, uh, pills... I'm sure I'll see you soon
>my dad just wanted a normal son who'd get a normal job and live a normal job, instead he got me.
This image legitimately makes me sad.
>live a normal job
>implying you can't have that and a waifu
Life's good when you're smart at math and engineering.
>a normal life
I can tell you, the people I know who live a "normal" life are the most boring people you'll ever fucking meet.
good for you, I guess?
I'm one of the most boring people anyone will ever meet, so I don't even have that.
You can always kill yourself, noone can ever take that away from you.
I'm not normal, and I'm still boring.
Actually I can't, not while there are still people who care even slightly about my existence.
I wish my family would die in a car crash or something so I could kill myself without feeling bad about it.
Or better yet I wish I'd die in a car crash
I don't want to disapoint my dad more than i already have, i'm not touching this oculus shit
Success rises in direct correlation with fun. Fuck what is "right." Why is getting a job and having a nuclear family the right thing if you don't enjoy it?
That's pretty dark, anon.
Wouldn't you be sad that your family's lives were so abruptly ended? Or has suicide just become that appealing to you?
It's your life mate, you don't have to live it after other peoples expectations.
Your dad will probably kick you out before it is released anyway.
>Disappointing your parents
>Not being a healthy balanced individual with a good job, close ties with family, a small circle of friends
All they see is a normalfag with an enthusiastic hobby.
also sage for blogshit
Of course I would. I know it won't really happen.
I've been thinking about some way to commit sudoku without it looking like Sudoku lately. I've been toying with the idea of going diving but "accidentally" fucking something up then getting eaten by sharks so it looks like an accident, but that'd be pretty painful
>implying NEETS can afford high-quality VR rigs
/a/non will get the 3 year old budget model, and bug VRsub groups to release his favorite game in XviD.
Problem is that my funds WILL eventually run out and if I don't do something I won't be able to do what I enjoy, either.
It's just a lose-lose situation, in which time is running out, quickly.
This is all assuming I'd even be able to get a steady job.
>Living with parents
Holy shit anon, How old are you?
Actually, when you're dead
You still won't know that they cared about you well because you're already dead
You'd be surprised.
My dad went and bought an Oculus Rift for himself.
Oh great, another devolution of a thread into blog shit.
But you'd still have caused them a huge amount of grief, even if they think it was an accident.
And all of it is possible because normals wanted to make a buck off of you.
Cast aside your material possessions and join the magical covenant of the traveling bums.
I don't mind. As long as they don't blame themselves
Most of us live with our parents, anon.
Suicide but don't leave a corpse, that raises the cost when they bury you, trust me i'm an expert in this subject.
I'm sorry for derailing it, anon.
I'll try not to do it again.
waifu age becoming 3DPD
I'll consider that
Just don't kill yourself and we're cool.
Ignore him, feel free to invite death.
Don't let people condemn you into living, for death is to be celebrated.
I'll try, anon.
This thread wasn't really worthwhile to begin with.
Before VR gets good it'll be banned. Moralfags do not tolerate fun
This guy gets it.
If anything, die in a moment of blazing glory. Make it a statement of your will to depart. You have nothing to lose.
Go to Africa, visit a nature park. Get some beer, enjoy your last sunset and shoot yourself in the head afterwards. The animals will love you for it and will make sure there won't be much of you left for identification. Regarding your relatives, you'd basically just go missing. I've been half-jokingly contemplating this.
I dislike the idea of dying in the sea though, it gives me the creeps.
Feminists gonna shit it down
Just because it is banned doesn't mean we will be unable to use it for VR loli sex, it just will be done in the shadows like using a homebrew for a system that does not allow it.
I don't like the idea of just going missing. It gives your family hope that you'll be found, and only draws it out longer. If anything I think I owe them a definitive end
You highly overestimate their influence.
DATABASE DATABASE JUST LIVING IN THE DATABASE WOWOW
I remember a dildo or vibe that can be plugged to a comp
They don't really have a lot of influence to begin with.
If moralfags were influential why couldn't they stop same sex marriage?
If feminists were influential why do we get more and more sexualized females in games?
True. But it isn't easy to fake your death and not make it look like a suicide, plus dying in a painless way becomes harder if you rule out an overdose, shooting yourself etc.
As long as my family doesn't blame themselves I'm fine man.
What made you become this jaded, anon?
Seriously, don't throw your life away, it might not be as bad as you think it is.
>If feminists were influential why do we get more and more sexualized females in games?
Not so much games, but you'll also notice more sexualized MALES in most media as well.
And don't forget, Feminism ruined Gundam forever~!
fake hair is too uncanny valley for me
Who wants to fake it?
Ah fuck off with that "Don't waste your life" shit. Some people just aren't cut out to live.
>Feminism ruined Gundam forever~!
If you are talking about SEED + DESTINY
I'd rather think those shows didn't exist
>People thinking this will revolutionize everything
Guys, it's just another form of pornography, nothing more, nothing less.
Sure it might get pretty big in the gaming community if it's any good, but it's not going to fundamentally change the way society functions any more than pornhub has.
Far less so since there will be around 10 guys with enough skill to actually program the thing for porn in a semi-competent way.
It still won't actually be 'real'
They're already banned everything that's fun. When moralfags see a lot of people choosing to use VR instead of social interaction they will ban it.
Besides with VR technology that's capable of stimulating the nervous system people could use it to give themselves orgasms more stimulating than anything physical or make themselves feel utter and complete happiness that no one is capable of, or use it to give themselves effects more stimulating than any narcotic. They'll treat it like a drug addition
People who will be wearing a head mounted display with surround sound headphones while having their dick jammed in a motorized tenga think you're creepy
Let that sink in
>Who wants to fake it?
Err, I meant faking a non-suicidal death.
>Ah fuck off with that "Don't waste your life" shit. Some people just aren't cut out to live.
All I'm saying is, that you never know what might happen. Death is so permanent.
I still love you, anon.
Anon meetup for a collective suicide when?
Who gives a shit about them?
Oh yeah, Death is a big thing. That's why I'm saving it for my 30th birthday.
>faking a non-suicidal death.
Yeah. Maybe I could just get high and suicide via police
To the future
I don't think anyone here actually thinks this will revolutionize gaming, but if it works it's going to be it's own grand thing.
>As long as my family doesn't blame themselves I'm fine man.
Protip: They NEVER don't blame themselves
It was their main job in life to make sure you didn't end up like this, think of it like that, because that's how they will.
We'll just have to keep going until we reach the point where you can't tell the difference anymore.
I wont be completely satisfied until the VR in SAO becomes real.
That's just cruel. Do it sometime that you don't have the spotlight as much, like on a normal weekday.
Unless that's just what you want, attention.
That's exactly why I want them to think I died a natural death.
That's why it can't look like Suicide.
Well, not ON my 30th birthday, but sometime that year, when I can feel secure enough that my feelings won't change
>It was their main job in life to make sure you didn't end up like this
Well, it IS their own fault for making such a crappy job of that
>you can't tell the difference anymore
This idea really disturbs me for some reason.
Call me a normal or whatever but I actually want to keep the barrier up between my perfect pure waifu and reality.
lol why dont you just commit sedoku
I hope I live long enough for a future like this
>for some reason
It is a disturbing idea with all sorts of implications. I find that far more exciting than any waifu simulator crap.
I love you too anon.
That means alot to me.
This faggotry is still going on?
Just kill yourself already, your family may suffer but they will get over it as time passes.
I appreciate the words of encouragement
Does the idea of lucid dreaming also disturb you? Because I've done that on a couple of occasions, and it's pretty awesome.
>Wanting a line drawn between reality and fiction
Holy shit anon you are such a normalguy for understanding the concept of an uncanny valley.
Not like you'd get addicted to it or anything unless you had no willpower and used it 24/7.
Don't worry i hope it helped you just as it was an enlightening experience for me.
Go forth, but remember painless and corpse not found for lessened suffering for both sides physically and monetarily speaking
The world isn't going to miss you, /a/ isn't going to even know you are gone, so know your options are to end it all like a bitch or suck it up and find something to live for. You could also get addicted to some kind of anti-depressants, but then all you do is get taken advantage of by some pharmaceutical company.
Just get it over with or don't do it, plain and simple.
>Not like you'd get addicted to it or anything unless you had no willpower and used it 24/7.
Where do you think you are?
Just kill yourself. Noone cares and a century from now almost noone alive now will be remembered by anyone alive so why worry.
Or stop being a faggot and find a way to enjoy life. Same end either way.
Still better than every space fag thread, ever.
>tfw you haven't eaten in a day because you can't leave 4chan
I'll gladly die like a bitch
A little bit.
I just don't like the idea of deluding myself no matter how good it might be.
>you had no willpower and used it 24/7.
The sad thing is that will be people who will do this if it ever becomes a reality. Looking forward to all those headlines about people dying by using it too long without food or rest.
You don't browse while eating...?
Anon, that's dirty.
You act like people don't die from over-indulging themselves in pleasures all the time anon. You can get addicted to just about anything, the effects just vary by whatever it was.
I'm looking forward to it. My life's purpose is to escape reality and I'm incredibly happy.
I look forward to when we will be able to project our consciousness all over the place and be able to experience all kind of realities
You lost me.
I will quit my job as soon as something that is close to VR is available.
I fucking hate my job or rather, i hate work in general.
My dad died last year.
speaking of having no willpower
/a/ what have you done to me?
I can't even get myself to draw
He should have took your blogs with him.
Don't be so quick to assume that the porn is actually going to be good enough to get addicted to, especially right away. Keep in mind that they can't appeal to normalfags who only fap to 3DPD, so the potential audience for cg or 2D porn in the west might not be too big.
Is it really that uncommon on /a/ to have a job?
No wonder no one buys BDs.
Nah, I'm aware of that. That's why I mentioned it.
But yeah, I see your point. Won't really change anything considering this kind of stuff is already deprecated by the public.
conversely, this might actually inspire me to get a job and get my own apartment just so I can fuck waifus in privacy for 5 hours a day.
Anon-kun that's mean
Reason why most of /a/ empathized with little miss poorfag.
>Keep in mind that they can't appeal to normalfags who only fap to 3DPD
How the fuck not? What's preventing someone from shooting a POV scene with some kind of super-panoramic google streetview shit?
source on Miku gif?
Well, to be fair, a large chunk of anons are in college or underage.
It's tough love, I don't want to know sad things about your life. I just want to look at cute pictures of anime bitches and talk about how I want to be inside of them.
But I'm also in college and have a job...
Ah well, no reason trying to press the point
But you're already deluding yourself, by having fun you're drawing your attention away from reality. And your life to you seems fun, while you're still a loser.
Nowhere will hire me
I'm in college and want to get a job. It's not really an excuse.
But I'm afraid of taking the step forward.
>Maybe I'll sign up for McDonalds tomorrow
>Nope, too busy. Gotta do it over the weekend
>Why bother doing that when I can watch my anime.
It wouldn't really be the same, since you couldn't interact with the character in the same way you could with a CG girl.
So sure, it's possible, but I don't think people would pay 1,000 dollars for what is essentially glorified POV
>I could have avoided getting married and waited a few more years for this.
That's me right there, except I don't want to work at Mcdonalds because that's a shithole.
>tfw /a/ is full of college students
I never went to college anon, I'm an electrician and make a living. But I feel like such a loser.
My university has a rule against having a job whilst enrolled. That said, I have no incentive to actually get a job, so I'll stick with the studies.
You married to have a wife?or sex?
I never said that you couldn't do both, but college students are a lot more likely than people in their mid-20's to be unemployed, especially if they're in STEM.
>Letting your partner tell you how you can and can't masturbate
If you're married, they should understand. Or, if you have no kids and a prenup, end it
Are you me?
But instead of trying to get a job
I don't feel like getting any shit done
Given you still browse /a/ and watches your chinese cartoons i'd say you're living the the dream but i guess you're not.
You're not a loser. You're living the clannadman life. That's pretty cool. Now you just need a Nagisa and a daughteru
Kids and prenup is the best situation, supposing you have some money and your wife has just been a housewife. They're simply not in a position to end it, and frankly you an do whatever the fuck you want.
You have a well paying job. There's no need to feel like a loser for accomplishing that feat without paying tens of thousands of dollars for fours years.
Both. But I would sincerely rather have the machine. Am I a bad person?
I have my own sex toys, but I think this would be taking it too far with any 3DPD. I'll mention it, but I don't think it will end well.
>And your life to you seems fun, while you're still a loser.
Yes, I'm distracting myself from reality but it's still not the same as replacing reality with fiction.
What is this type of image that changes when you expand on 4chan called again?
I don't like thread like theses because they make me feel uncomfortable. I prefer to think that /a/ is in fact full of fans of animation, not pathetic, lonely losers who just want to masturbate.
So I usually hide them. But they are getting too common. Why mods don't do anything about this?
I cannot wait to fuck my waifu
Why did she had to open the door, anon.
>If anything, die in a moment of blazing glory. Make it a statement of your will to depart. You have nothing to lose.
I If I do die it better be for something heroic or stupidly brave. I don't want people to cry at my funeral just be sad some one cool had to leave this party early.
Will lolis work in this?
A job's a job. Can't really complain about it.
Plus I have no job experience at all so there aren't that many options.
>Am I a bad person?
No, you're just very shallow.
I don't know why you people want to kill yourselves for being ronery
I have no friends at all but I do have a job. Everyone at work hates me. I don't care. Just this week a coworker who is a complete normal person was bitching about his wife and kids like he always does. Then he made a passive aggressive comment directed at me about how he hates people that don't have a care in the world. At work social interaction is just drama and people bitching about everyone and everything. They have completely mundane lives and they bore the shit out of me. And they annoy me. I'm the one with a positive attitude. These people hate everything about their lives.
You don't know how good you have it. I loathe having to communicate with coworkers but outside of that my life is complete bliss. You don't know how good you have it especially if you're a NEET. You need to stop wanting to live by other people's expectations and live how you want to. That's what life is about living how you want to live.
There's nothing wrong with living how you want even if society views you as the scum of the earth.
Nah, then again i say this cause i can see myself in your position and i hate dealing with other people so a device to sate my primal urges with the 2D would get me golden as the last thing i need to become a full blown loner, but if you'd rather have the machine it does not make you a bad person just someone who wants to follow your desires.
it's pretty common to feel like this for a lot of people, if anything this just shows that anons don't really have anything else to talk to. Just extreme introverts, not really any better or worse of than most people.
Also you're blogging too
SRS pls go
Wait a minute does Gabe and Carmack heads also shows up when you're fucking the 2D?
>I dislike the idea of dying in the sea though, it gives me the creeps.
Cant blame you man oceans are scary.
What are the these devices?!
>if anything this just shows that anons don't really have anything else to talk to
Yes, most of them don't care about anime nor manga. Why are they here then? This is getting obnoxious.
>I prefer to think that /a/ is in fact full of fans of animation, not pathetic, lonely losers who just want to masturbate.
How do you keep that delusion up. Every thread has at least a few anons always talking about their sex fantasies between characters or with themselves. Then about their fapping routines.
It's a screen you bolt to your skull so that you can have fun with virtual reality.
What about the other two? And where can I order them?!
Yes. Most people talk about the show. I usually just ignore "I want to fuck" idiots. It's not like they have anything intelligent to say.
But these threads are far worse. This whole thread is full of pathetic people whining about their lives. I don't like it. I doesn't belong here.
Thanks, and I do have a pretty decent life. But I'm 20 living with my parents while everyone family that's going into college making all these friends and having nice experiences. Makes me feel like I'm missing out.
I can only hope
that's...pretty alpha, m8
Remember also the Deep Throat thread with anons exchanging their codes for masturbatory purposes and given they were all male it was pretty gay.Wish i could have joined in;_;
>buy for "hardcore gaming lol"
>turn on waifu when 3DPD is not at home
How about sad things about your life then?
You're a failure
Your waifu a shit
2D will never be real
Not the guy you responded to btw
I think most people here are introverted and tend to be pathetic in some ways.
>I doesn't belong here.
Your poor English aside, I wholeheartedly agree.
I've just quit the spring semester of my college since I've failed the last 3 semesters. I'm a fag loser who never really had a job, so I'm going to be juggling several till my debts are paid.... then I don't know what to do. Soul searching for me.
At least watching even the shitty'est anime makes me happy :3
But only being able to use when 3DPD isn't home is pure suffering, would just divorce and live the dream of getting home saying "Tadaima" turning it on and get wasted fucking your waifu for the remainder of the night.
She is definitely real
The only difference between us is that we have an extra dimension
Oculus rift, a headset that puts a large screen right in front of your eyes. Equipped with gyroscopes to detect when you move your head so it can change the display accordingly.
Tenga onahole/artificial vagina attached to a piston that moves it up and down
Steam controller. No idea what it's for but it vibrates.
A scene created in Miku Miku Dance (?)
Presumably the intention is to view the scene through the Oculus while timing the piston to pump your dick at the same rate as Miku appears to be bouncing.
And I guess the steam controller's supposed to go up your ass to stimulate your prostate.
But in the end, it's the same animations over and over. Wouldn't it get boring? How would you simulate putting it up her ass?
I wish McDonalds would hire me, but that's what I get for living in bumfuck nowhere and no one has a job.
Shit anon have some pride, If it weren't for you some of us wouldn't be on /a/.
Just because my life sucks horse cock doesn't mean I need make a bunch of cute little girls on the internet sad.
Good god man, thank you. I am looking into ordering this shit
The steam controller is probably to make it feel like you're rubbing her ass or boobs.
>After dealing with this world filled with society's normal norms, laws, rules, people
So after you finish high school you'll be a NEET. Awesome, get out.
>Miku Miku Dance (?)
Wait, what. Isn't that just some rhythm game?
I don't get the steam controller either. Maybe you can flail your arms or some shit.
I don't see how it can do that . . .?
>tfw there will be youtube videos of fags getting caught using these
How much does it cost? I have $1300. I don't play video games can I use this to see my waifu?
Remember what he told us anon before he left our world for the one of crystal
" get up, get out in the real world… and you kick that bastard as hard as you can, right in the teeth"
Sugoi deshou!?aah iina boku mo hoshii neet ni naritai naaa.
If someone or yourself makes a 3D model of her, sure
So how long till the Oculus Rift is actually released? And how long will it take to get masturbation support?
It shall be glorious though.
It's kind of like Source Filmmaker, you get a 3d model and you can choreograph it to dance.
The idea is that the motors buzz and do other shit to produce a feeling like you hit something as you rub your grimy fingers across it.
There's already masturbation support. It was demo'd a month of so ago in moonland.
THe piston thing is called the novint falcon
>Wait, what. Isn't that just some rhythm game?
I don't have a waifu. My life is pretty good right now with friends, hobbies and a decent, fun job. I still can't wait to get this kit so I can get my Goro on and fuck you're waifu.
>Masturbation support demo'd
Something about this is hilarious to me.
Like it or not, that is what /a/'s culture is. Just because you're normal doesn't mean you get to force your shitty morals on everyone else. >>>/out/
Ah, I see. I watched those videos before but forgot what they used to make the video with. And confused it with the 20 different Vocaloid games.
It makes sense now.
How could you program this thing to move with the character?
You surely underestimate the human capacity to deliver different ways for us to have sex with anything we want.
I can't wait to fuck the moon.
Oh I surely do not! I want this set up for sure!
My query was how could one program the falcon to move with the character movements. One could order the falcon and a rift and have this set up, but to make it fluid is another matter.