I can't believe there are people who actually experienced this abortion for the first time ever. It's the single worst experience of your life.
too scared, are you?
With a name like that I don't think anyone could expect otherwise
Boobies For The Win!
It's quite something.
this is anime related?
Is it worse than Ultimate Girls?
It's an OVA
Experience the advertisements for it too.
I still can't believe Funimation thought that shit was so good that they had to give it a dub.
My penis is telling me to download this.
Are its instincts correct?
They just felt like it I guess?
You will laugh, you will cry, and then, at the end, you will die.
And at the end of the tunnel, everything you will watch will forever be better as you compare it to this masterpiece.
After seeing >>100201086, I'm tempted to try and watch the dub just to see how long I can hold out.
Yeah, but out of all the anime that exist, all those shows that people beg to have a rerelease or to be dubbed so that more casuals can watch it, this shit got a dub.
Someone really must have wanted it to have a dub and I can't fathom how anyone would have wanted that.
I mean, shit, even fucking Funimation promoted it, what does that tell you? >>100200921
Yes. Watch it all just for the ending alone.
Shit I want to watch it now. Damn you /a/.
The show's dub is actually quite good, which is pretty weird.
There's endless corny stupid lines that are said completely stay and just give off a weird feeling.
So how does it end?
I can maybe make a stream and we could all watch it together, like last time.
Everyone dies, almost.
>that synopsis of the last episode on wiki
Guess I should watch it now.
>the dub is actually quite good
I was going to watch it dubbed for an extra terrible experience but that ruins everything. Should I just go subbed then?
At least Green Green dubbed lives up to how awful it was.
Holy shit, sides are gone, watching this unspoiled right now.
Watched the final episode dubbed.
Was definitely 3sppoky5me, since there was no build up to it in the previous episodes.
>dat final scene where the door opens
Just realized this is Platonic Heart. Already saw it.
I don't know if I forgot it or repressed it, but it was shitty.
Not too shitty to fap to though.
Too bad the picture dramas can't be found anywhere except dead torrents.
It's impossible to explain.
It's like if Aizen tried to keikaku School Days but worse, if that makes any sense.
Some anon was streaming it 5 days ago but he fucking disappeared and we could only watch one episode and a half. A shame, because it was getting really interesting.
I have never heard of this in my life.
What the fuck are you going on about /a/.
Zettai Shougeki - Platonic Heart
>dual audio torrent, supposedly
>Master of Martial Hearts Ep.1.mkv, 84.16 Mb
>Master of Martial Hearts Ep.2.mkv, 91.38 Mb
>Master of Martial Hearts Ep.3.mkv, 94.84 Mb
>Master of Martial Hearts Ep.4.mkv, 91.54 Mb
>Master of Martial Hearts Ep.5.mkv, 100.97 Mb
Wow. Don't tell me this is Animebytes territory.
It's very moe.
It's the next Boku no Pico.
Its just like Ikkitousen, except its even worse
That really looks like happoubi's stuff, it can't be that bad right?
You mean it's better in every single way.
It's the Madoka of Ikkitousen but better.
I remember like 2 years ago I kept mentioning this as the worst show ever made and I never saw it talked about until now, and now I see something about it every other day.
Instead of trying to watch one of the supposedly worst anime ever, why not work on your backlog? This board is hopeless and filled with retards.
You have no idea.
It's only five episodes long and it's very enjoyable.
There's really no reason for anyone not to watch it.
>that last episode
No, I'm not doing this.
It will be good incentive to watch shows that aren't terrible garbage, such as literally anything on your backlog.
I watched this shit and the last episode made me more fucking confused then End of Evangelion.
I made a pasta and people got interested.
If you tell to people that it's the worst shit ever, they won't waste their time.
But if you tell them it's the greatest shit ever made and more, people get interested.
So how many times worse is this show than, say, Kannazuki no Miko?
It's been advertised constantly on ann and /a/'s majority userbase has changed a bit since then, ya know?
fuck you I liked Kannazuki no Miko
Satan please stop posting
This would be infinitely worse than Kannazuki no Miko Anon.
Don't get me wrong - I liked it, too. But it was pretty terrible. No, really, it was fucking terrible.
I sure hope this has dual-audio.
What really makes it so terrible is the ending.
They just straight up invent some nonsense that has nothing to do with the previous 5 episodes, and the entire episode is just someone talking a lot of bullshit. Its like they ran out of budget so they just made some shit up for the ending.
I think I also just described Evangelion.
So I just read something about everyone being a bad guy
not sure if spoiler but i'm gonna watch it now
I feel accomplished knowing I've mind broken people into watching this anime.
They lose their souls and I become more complete.
You're not spoiled, watch it now before you get more spoiled.
I watched like 2 episodes of that, holy damn was it shit. Might as well watch Ikki Tousen
I didn't think it was that terrible. I kind of think it was aiming to be ridiculous schlock anyway. Why do you people watch a show like this seriously and torture yourselves?
There's nothing to spoil because its an incoherent mess. Spoilers wouldn't make sense.
>nothing to do with the previous 5 episodes
You're pretty bad at reading plots (especially anime) if you didn't foresee the part with Natsume at the end.
>Why do you people watch a show like this
Where are you getting that impression? From the general reaction, it looks like everyone is watching this out of morbid curiosity and/or for laughs.
>not watching the whole thing
It truly gives you a different perspective on life and everything you call shit can be compared to this anime and you then realize that you've had it good until then.
>Why do you people watch a show like this seriously
Where are you getting that impression? From the general reaction, it looks like everyone is watching this out of morbid curiosity and/or for laughs.
Fair enough. Then again, I actively search for shows like this. Not sure if other viewers make that a habit.
You're tearing me apart, anon!
Come to think of it, isn't Master of Martial Hearts The Room of anime?
If I were to stream this, what would be the best program/site to use?
Have you tried Google?
The "The Room" of anime is Musashi Gundoh, specifically because it was a sincere attempt at making a good anime that ended up terribly.
As if anyone still believes Musashi Gundoh wasn't intentionally poorly made as a joke.
You could say the same thing about The Room. I don't know much about the director of Musashi Gundou but Tommy Wiseau is hopelessly sincere.
Gundoh is an all time legend of a show. I was crying and laughing through all of it
Well when you write, direct, produce and act in your own movie, I hope to god you're sincere about it.
Wiseau looks like someone who suffers from mental ailments. I kind of stopped laughing half way and just felt deeply sorry for him.
/a/'s preference is rarely the first thing Google suggests for stuff like this.
Be a gangsta and buy the show.
How would you even buy this.
Buy it from Funimation.
But they're jews, so fuck them.
Better question is why anyone would pay Satan to have his dick shocked in your brain and fucked repeatedly.
Funimation released it on DVD.
I just liked the Happou Jin designs. The sudden tweest at the end was good fun, too.
They even spent money on a dub....
But that's wrong, Sure she get's framed by someone close but being a contender doesn't mean your a bad person.
Spoilered for spoiler
>This is dubbed but JoJo, Hunter X Hunter and Kaiji aren't
Because sex sells?
Just finished Episode 1. Moving on to 2 now. When does it get crazy?
I liked the part with Moe Burger.
Immediately after ep1.
Then it keeps getting both better and worse.
Just make absolutely sure you watch all five episodes and never drop it.
Here's a good estimate of the ride.
Why would you want any of those shows defiled by a dub?
Why did this shit suddenly became popular? It was barely mentioned even in threads about shit and since a couple of days or I've seen it mentioned everywhere.
This seems awful. If I wanted to increase how awful this experience would be, sub or dub?
Funimation dubbed it.
These things come in waves. Someone made a funny copypasta for it, so it spreads around for a bit.
>mfw episode 5
It was worth all the pain of watching episodes 1-4.
Bad shows are an artform dear anon.
Fanservice shit like Sekirei and Highschool DxD sells gangbusters apparently. Freezing also did surprisingly well.
Highschool DxD is good stuff.
And that fucking opening:
My ears bleed every time.
Seriously one of the worst OP in existence.
The irony is that the OP has a shitton of spoilers.
I fucking hate it when girls have moles on their chin, because I always think that it's something on my screen.
>Dat running SAKUGA
And here I thought nothing could top Another's OP
No one gonna stream this shit?
Another OP is Ali Project tier, don't even try to compare them.
I tried streaming it but my computer is crashing on me, give me a few minutes.
We should do an /a/ sings.
Is this Chuu2-3
The way they throw in that mind/heart reading bitch without any buildup or explanation is hilarious. But I guess it's the beauty of episode 5.
We should get a competent audio editor first.
Chuu2 would be watchable if she were the MC
Everyone needs a good mic and place to record. An editor can only do so much with a shitty USB mic
I started watching this shit last night, dammit /a/.
An editor should at least be able to properly sync the tracks.
It gets sillier than the chemical formula fighting style? Because that was pretty ridiculous and if they top that I'll be very impressed.
Fighting styles don't really matter in the last episode. But you will see. I fucking swear you will see.
You could tell they were aiming to be as ridiculous as possible. But it's so stupidly random it almost feels like a sincere effort.
They actually do, which is hilarious.
That shit literally made me want to kill someone.
I never even once let the ending play except for the very end.
The first four episodes are best watched while drinking, while the finale is best watched stone-cold sober.
>Started watching episode 2
>Man, this is bonkers where is Miko
>What is this shadow realm bullshit?
>Hopefully it's not going to be silly like the first episode
>It's just one random crazy outrageous character
>ROUND TWO, THE CHEMISTRY FIGHT
What the blue berry muffins fuck? I'm still missing 3 episodes and I ALREADY WANT TO GET OFF THIS RIDE
REACTING WITH OZONE!
Trust me, you'll be so shaken you'll never be able to ride the same ride ever again.
I wish I could see all the faces of the anons who see the final episode.
This was mine.
I'll see if I can't stream it.
Seriously, fuck that ending.
That ending sort of touched my fetishes but goddamn did it come out of nowhere.
There's no reaction image that can possibly describe what I felt while watching that episode.
Just a moment, tweaking some things. Grab a beverage.
Damnit, I should be getting ready to go to bed, not awaiting this glorious trainwreck.
I'll get some Vodka.
Someone should put up the torrent on nyaa, i'm way too tired to watch a stream.
Spoil me. What's the ending?
And we have liftoff.
Watch, the stream, it just started.
Can't, got a job driving around deliveries all day. What's the ending?
They go to space, stop aliens, god is evil, humans were the culprit, everyone gets mind broken, rape, and time travel.
And then the worst reveal in history.
Download it and watch it later
thanks by the way.
This is fucking hilarious.
Did the dub slaughter the dialogue or is it just this bad?
Just watch it later. You have to actually experience it.
The sub is actually worse to be honest.
The dub is an improvement for some reason.
It's worse subbed.
The dub is much better.
THE FUCKING SHADOW REALM, REALLY?
IS THIS 4KIDS
>You're under arrest, because you're being a little tramp
This fucking dialogue. The ride won't stop.
4Kids... WITH TITS
Truly this is the worst timeline
No boys allowed in Shadow Realm.
>these battles are secret
>oh, but I can just talk about it with you guys don't worry
I don't know what's worse, these Captchas or this anime.
Trust me, Captchas will become the least of your worries.
Jesus fuck, I need more alcohol
Shockingly the dialogue is so awful the dub actually makes more sense.
>Making Friends Day
Goddamn this terrible shit.
This miko girl is reaching Yuno levels of clinginess
I don't think there's a single image macro that could accurately convey how I felt after watching the last episode but it would have to be something like this mixed with cackles of mirth and a general assault on logic.
You don't even know yet anon.
Christ, he doesn't even fucking know.
The ride hasn't even FUCKING STARTED.
So is the NSA running this shit or something?
Alright I'm gonna watch this. If the ending isn't what you've all hyped it up to be, I'm gonna be sincerely disappointed.
A flipped coin reflects enough light to render multi thousand dollar night vision optics useless.
You won't be, I can promise you that.
You're going to be disappointed regardless of whether the ending is "good" or not.
It's such a clusterfuck of happening that there's no way you could even feel something like disapointment. It's literally an impossible emotional response to have.
What the fuck just happened?
WHAT THE FUCK?
Can you imagine how the english voice actors must have felt having to watch the same scenes of this shit over and over again to dub it
It gets... better? Worse? Different? It gets something.
So, there ends the first of the five episodes. How was the stream quality? We'll take a short intermission to collect ourselves.
No no, keep going.
The quality is fine, I don't think my body can take it.
>Master of Martial Hearts
how does one manage to localize a title to that
I mean fuck
It was fine.
If you're sure. I thought maybe others would need a breather from laughing too hard, I sure did.
I shouldn't have read the wiki page, now I won't be surprised when they spoiler the next episode in the preview
Did the stream die or something? I just got in...
Taking a break to breathe
It was fine, thanks man.
But what the fuck it's happening?
The original japanese isn't really much better because of its inclusion of the phrase Platonic Heart.
How long are these episodes?
There are no breaks on this train motherfucker.
Fuck, someone's streaming it?
I'll hop in anyways.
Well I'm dying over here.
It's pretty bad but I don't see how it's the worst anime.
It just started.
Drink every time they say "martial heart," and every time they talk about friendship
IT'S FAP TIME
I don't want to die.
>mfw Funimation actually spent money to dub this
Christ. It's been said multiple times, and it still baffles me.
I kind of after want to watch that
>She just withdrew because she finally found some friends
Oh god, I'm dying
Oh christ, what's with that ost?
That scene seemed too natural for some reason
FOR I AM THE GATEKEEPER
What the hell is with this duck soundtrack.
This was hilarious, at least in the dub. That last episode was truly a masterpiece celebrating the existence of both hell and Satan.
What the fuck is this shit?
you don't understand, this ending is so ridiculous that it is beyond the comprehension of human facial muscles.
the brain, in an attempt to react to what its just processed, sends signals to the face to contort and twist in ways that do not follow euclidian geometry, and thus what appears to be mild slackjawed surprise is in fact our bodies coming down to a girdlock due to not being able to move.
The successor of Boku no Pico.
Would she say she'll show her who's the boss of this gym?
>that fucking ending
is this where drugs come from?
>I have a faculty meeting
Ahaha, oh god.
It's the MILF version of Sawyer
I watched Sekirei for the story.
Fuck man this teacher is heartless
Jesus what a goddamn train wreck.
>All the chemical formulas of the elements
Well okay then
OH BOY HERE WE GO
Oh god hahahahhaha
WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT
There's suffering? Because my dick loves suffering.
I don't know what the OP is talking about; this may be this best thing I've ever seen
There's a lot and a lot of suffering, more than all of anime combined.
What the fuck is even going on?
>Exposed tits = victory
Ah yes, the Queen's Blade school of combat
SMOKING WHILE WALKING IS PROHIBITED.
GET FUCKED UP
Why didn't anybody tell me that anime was already saved in 2008?
The souls it saved passed on.
I hope you guys enjoyed chemistry class and learning how to make mustard gas.
I'm gonna go get a drink and we'll continue.
PokemonTrainer, please skip the ED, it's spoiling the fun.
Looks like we got some offboarders coming into the stream.
>implying those bloated faces aren't hilarious
Yeah, skip the ED.
Whoever made the previews it spoils everything, that's no fun man.
>not liking fat faces
I just watched this last week. If I knew we'd watch it together, I would have waited dammit.
Ikkitousin was the show with buff old chinese dudes anthropomorphized as buff schoolgirls with anti-gravity skirts right?
How is this worse?
Trust me, keep watching in the stream.
Why don't you join us and find out?
How much longer until this Hellish ride ends?
When did Adachi become a girl?
>Dressing like a slut is the only skill you have!
>rooting to be the one who goes all the way
what am I watching /a/?
Return to Moe Burger
Pokeman trainer, can you kick the offboarders?
>Episode 5 synopsis twice as long as all other episode synopsii combined
Haruaki needs to go easy on the pot brownies
I'm delighted to get something to see this evening.
This shall be glorious.
I AM THE LAW
>You're under arrest. Because you're being a little tramp.
Shakespeare would doff his hat in awe over this dialogue
So I heard your original trip got b&.
THE DARK REALM
The train is picking up steam.
As I don't give a complete shit about any kind of plot for these things...
is it well animated?
Not at all boy
watch the stream
The last episodes of Kare Kano were better animated.
Inferno Coppu had a bigger budget.
She beat a truck. She beat up the truck.
>Emi... SAVE YOU
Also, apparently Yuno = "You Know"
If you need a frame of reference,
from what I've seen this seems like a modern Mad Bull 34
>knee a truck
>they just drown in a few seconds
That's not even a twist, that's just fucking random.
That car sounds like a motorcycle.
We need a gif of her kneeing that truck. This show is truly a masterpiece.
This is not the last time you will think that.
You want twists? Just wait until the next episode is over.
/a/ should dub this anime.
Why? The dub is great.
I caved and read part of the wikipedia synopsis /a/.
You can't even imagine...
/a/ should dub it in Japanese. A bunch of non-Japanese speakers trying to speak it phonetically wouldn't be any worse than the original.
>ruining something to marvelous for yourself
Inb4 her best friend is secretly evil
What could ever make you think that?
It's still exciting, I have no fucking idea how they'll get all this shit in one episode.
We're taking a break before 5 right?
Would be great. Have to prep myself and have a cancer stick.
>Not wanting to see high school girls
SUSPENSION OF DISBELIEF: SHATTERED
Are you rooting for fang-chan /a/?
MAKE IT STOP
Oh God, dubbed meido music.
What the fuck.
It's better than the original. I shit you not.
>THAT'S NOT MAGIC, YOU IDIOT. YOU'RE SWINGING A STICK WITH A BLADE ON IT
Fuck this, I'm out.
12.99 on RS.
I don't believe you.
I don't want to believe you.
>/a/ argues over waifus
CAT EAR MAID!
CAT EAR MAID!
CAT EAR MAID!
CAT EAR MAID!
CAT EAR MAID!
>mfw she kill bad guys in less than 10 seconds
Cat-Ear Maid is right!!
She's not a disgusting freak. Right guys?
Take her to.... THE DARK REALM
Don't. Fucking. Remind me. I. Hate. Miko.
Thank fucking Sora I didn't watch this trash the day I seriously contemplated suicide.
Please, if you had seen it, you would've realized that your life couldn't have possibly been worse than the poor bastards who had to dub this.
Sorry to ask for spoonfeeding, but Is there a torrent with good quality anywhere? I only found a 480p on sukebei
I think that's as good as you'll get. I think (and hope) this didn't get a bluray release.
Watch it streamed faggot.
AND MAKE SURE IT'S THE DUB
> mfw i was too late for the stream
Gonna download the whole thing at once then. this will be a long night, specialy with my third world internet.
Why dub? Did Funi do something retarded?
You really think they weren't just hamming it up for a quick buck?
People sat down in a studio and seriously rehearsed these lines before spending days laying them down. Directors spent days reworking translations to meet the lip flaps.
Nigger when you are watching something so horrid you have to go all the way on the scale of horror.
You folks want a break before End of Martial Hearts?
This train has no fuckin breaks
FINAL EPISODE, MOTHER FUCKERS
There are no brakes on the friendship train. Let's keep going
Power through, man.
It's time for the AOTYAY best ending of all time.
Yes. 5 minutes. Some of us have our addictions.
Yes please. 5 min. I need to prepare my body.
>People sat down in a studio and seriously rehearsed these lines
Haha, that's not how these types of dubs go down.
I just went into it, aren't you guys on the last episode? I want to experience the full ride
The rape train has no breaks.
I'm getting big Trapped in the Closet vibes here.
FUCK IT LET'S GO
Fuck that. Continue.
GET READY FOR THE FINALE OF THIS MASTERPIECE
YOUR BODY WILL NOT BE READY FOR THIS.
I'M BACK BABY
oh yay yay yay yay yay
I'm a goddamn newfag and I forced myself through it start to finish, no pause except for it to buffer.
YOU MOTHERFUCKERS HAVE NO EXCUSE KEEP IT GOING
Watched this dubbed...wow.
of the Martial Hearts
The time has come!
THE TIME HAS COME AND SO HAVE I
>Oh god, all these VAs I like
Kaori Nazuka as Aya Iseshima
Ai Nonaka as Miko Kazuki
Akemi Kanda as Azusa Suma
Ami Koshimizu as Emi Daimonji
Hiromi Hirata as Izumi Hayakawa
Kana Ueda as Ryu Geturei
Ryoko Shintani as Yu Daimonji
Satomi Akesaka as Natsume Honma
Shiho Kawaragi as Saki Daimonji
Tatsuhisa Suzuki as Hiroki Honma
Ui Miyazaki as Rin Hiroishi
Yuko Kaida as Rei Kakisaki
I don't care what anyone says, the dub has some really good moments.
MURDER TIME FUN TIME
LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME FOR JACK
TO LET 'ER RIP
This show proves that /a/ actually doesn't like watching real innocence getting defiled as much as they claim otherwise. Sure Hentai Is one thing. But considering how people react to the ending of this, it goes to show that no matter how shitty a series is, watching an innocent character go through shit leaves you feeling angry and sad.
I can't find appropriate reaction images for this shit...
IT WAS ME AYA, IT WAS ME ALL ALONG
POWER OF FRIENDSHIP TRIUMPHS AGAIN
For those of you watching the stream, get ready to be mindblown.
oh god, what the shit is going on
I don't think that much when watching shit like this.
We're essentially watching a fanfic.
THIS FUCKING SHOW
was there rape involved?
You know, I"m surprised this is an anime, the art in OP's pic looks like something from a crappy nukige.
Ive got the weirdest boner
I'll have you know The Adventures of Dark Yagami is a fine pioneer in the art of literature and should never be associated with such trash.
No, just nihilism and ahegao.
WHAT THE FUCKCK
WHAT A TWEEST
Trap Card Activated
WAIT, WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT????
SO MANY TWEEESTS
OH GOD, I CAN'T BREATHE
>mfw rewatching this
so many twists, I don't know where we're going anymore
This is literally the greatest thing ever
5 twists per second
>NTR out of fucking nowhere
i dont, i dont even
Has anyone kept a plot-twist per minute count?
>yfw this is really how Japanese schoolgirls act
The worst anime I've probably seen is Elfen Lied. How bad is this compared to that?
You guys should stream this from the start again tomorrow.
I want to experience it from start to finish with you guys.
I can't, I just can't
Time for a little bit of the old ultra-violence
I'm ready for a fifth time watching this.
>You ruined these peoples lives
>Your father and mother were fucking evil
>Your best friend hates you and has always hated you
>Your crush actually loves your enemy
>Everyone is laughing at you
This is like all of your darkest fears coming true at the same time.
Who let Michael Bay into this crazy ride?!
Its like Elfen Lied meets HOTD meets GC meets VVV type of bad.
MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT
That's not even half of the twists and now the grandfather killed everyone
Everyone is getting twisted
In all seriousness in a scale of
Boku no Pico > Metabots > Bible Black
Where would you put this?
So let me get this straight, those three manipulated Aya because her parents fucked over their parents. But Aya's parents did that because the other parents' parents did the same a generation earlier!?
It's actually clever in a really fucked up way.
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK
HOLY FUCK THIS SHOW HOOOOOOOLY FUCK.
It's like you found lucifer's ecchi stash.
the sopranos? what? why?
So does the mute mom just spend every day happily stabbing pictures of the girl? That's almost moe.
Oh god I missed that last scene on my first go, what the fuck.
>So does the mute mom just spend every day happily stabbing pictures of the girl?
THIS WAS SOME NEXT LEVEL SHIT OH MY GOD
So what happens now?
Anime of the fucking millennium.
What.... just happened?
IT'S THE EOE OF ANIME
Oh god, my belly hurts too much. Please make it stop.
ARMS had better incorporate some of this shit into Wizard Barristers
Someone should stream it for the hell of it
This was like Fatalpulse writing Code Geass crossed with Metal Gear Solid Revengeance.
I don't have a reaction image for the things I'm feeling
So, this actually managed to cause me more agony than the captchas
stream op wtf is goin on wut anime is this?
This fuckin' guy.
You're fucking late.
CALL 911 NOW
I don't have an emotion that can convey what I'm feeling.
That sounds truly horrifying.
How could they make that? Who greenlit this project?
Not gonna lie. I really liked MC. Aya STRONK.
Does anyone have a count on the number of ruses in the final episode?
It really was THAT bad but even worse.
It's like Fatalpulse's wet dream with TWIST over TWEEEST over TWIST over TWIST
Fuck, well now I have to archive this. Thanks a lot.
That part where they were all mindbroken reminded me of Accel World until they revealed what actually happened.
THE MAIN CHARACTER BEAT THEM UP SO BAD THEY TURNED INTO CRIPPLES
There were more than ten, then they took a break to chuck her a gun, then more tweests.
too many to count bro and gd I don't have a reaction for that end.
Want to know?
The same people who did Elfen Lied
The final episode is more confusing then End of Evangelion.
Even Kubo would think there's too many dumb twists.
Did anyone actually manage to follow that ending?
Half way through I started coughing up blood from laughter, so I missed most of it.
This whole show. The music, the fights, the keikaku I was not prepared for it all. My sides are in orbit.
Holy fuck man, I can't get over this show.
Having myself a case of post-show ending depression.
>mfw I just realized all the other girls died too
No one in the history can count the amount of fucking TWEEEST that happened in less than 20 minutes.
Time to change up my 3x3 and harem chars
Anyone else ship Aizen with this series?
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH DIS SHIT.
Dat Fucking ending, it meas nothing!!!
Seriously, this anime it was such a battle til that final episode but I've never had so many different emotions going through me all while laughing my ass off. I twas worth the watch.
>THE GUN HAD NO BULLETS
>THE GUN HAD NO BULLETS
>THE GUN HAD NO BULLETS
>Mom just comes in and breaks everyones neck
I don't even know whats going on anymore.
I told you mother fuckers.
I told all of you and yet some of you continued to doubt.
I hope you're all fucking happy now. The rest of your life will be a hollow empty shell.
There is no salvation left for us.
I honestly felt like shit during the last part.
The fucking gun was a twist.
>implied that Aya limped home from the top floor of a burning building with a bum arm and a bum leg but was still strong enough to kill crazymom on her way back
Seriously, this girl is berserker mode.
>this show only rated 5.24 on MAL
>they actually planned to give the girl the gun knowing she would shoot them just to laugh at her
This fucking show man.
Okay, okay. Now that my sides are functional again. Best MC or best MC?
Is this the Madoka of Senran Kagura of our time?
Urobuchi wishes he could write twists like these.
The fact her mom was just instantly crushing throats and snapping arms like toothpicks
It's actually implied that the original battle that started with their mothers so many years ago didn't end because one fighter was still alive.
Therefore Aya has to go and kill the mom to end the whole damn thing.
This shit goes beyond EoE.
I thought for a second there'd be a good ending with all these twists, but nope EVERYONE DIED.
>the MC's friend girl acted fucking retarded throughout the show
>SHE WAS JUST PRETENDING
Don't tell me you thought they would all be revived through the power of the Martial Heart.
Oh. Now my headache's even worse.
Fuck this shit, impossible Captchas and the most convoluted plot I've ever experienced.
>Implying this isn't a deconstruction of the reconstruction of the deconstruction of the tournament genre
Man thats some Shyamalan + Anno + Urobuchi shit
Are you fucking kidding?
She won the tournament.
You can't get more happy then that.
She killed the last combatant and it's all over.
>MC hid her violent past in order to make friends
>thought she made friends
>reached out to other friendless losers
>LOLNO THEY'RE ALL RUSING YOU TO KILL YOU
>BTW HERE'S SOME BONUS NTR
And it turned out that MC had no friends after all. ;_;
Wait, what was the point of the second Haruki again?
>She was just pretending
>it actually worked
Wait, is THAT the meaning of Aya's mother commenting on the Martial Heart not activating? That it only works when there is only one fighter still living?
Until she said that, I thought it was just bullshit made up by the girls to trick Aya.
I think i've lost something.
I didn't even get that part. I thought she just killed her mom because literally nothing she does makes any sense.
She might have won. But with everyone involved dead, she won't get any prize for it.
It was all fun and tits until SHEET OF DARKNESS
YOU PLAY THE FOOL CLAUDIUS
Megucas don't know shit about suffering.
Your will to live?
It's your soul.
I'm feeding off your suffering.
They never did explain the cloned Haruyuki, right?
If my whole life was just one big ruse like Aya's, I'd have committed sudoku after that whole thing.
This is the fate of those who have witnessed MoMH.
We lure others into watching it so we can scavenge the last shreds of their souls as it flees from their bodies, since we no longer have souls of our own.
The clone is the head guy in charge.
He just wanted to fuck with Aya since she had a crush on Aniki.
That's why the mom at the end was shocked.
Aya was about to stab her and kill her.
Only then she would win and end the cycle.
The funny part is that the game is a perpetual back and forth creation of people who lose the tournament who trick their kids to fight so that they can win to make the losers take care of the tournament.
Do you know you can KEEL?
The P.E. teacher had plastic surgery
The second Haruki was there because the Haruki she thought was Haruki was not actually Haruki so the real Haruki had nothing to do with the tournament, the second Haruki did. But actually the second Haruki was being tricked by the first Haruki, who was pulling the strings the entire time.
Haruki's english VA is Dandy.
Now, reading this shit again, it all makes fucking sense. He truly wasn't exaggerating.
Miko's VA is Melfina I believe.
And I know Jesse of Team Rocket made a few appearances as well.
The number of copies of "The Master of Martial Hearts DVD Complete Set" on RightStuf just dropped by three in the last five minutes.
>Forces you to stream
>Forces you to watch a dub
Its the natural enemy of many an /a/non
Is this the game's storyline, too?
B-but they look like such good friends! ;_;
Yes you motherfuckers, you SAVOR it.
Bask in it.
Know the exact pain I have felt in solitude with no /a/nons to comfort me.
Do you see now?
There is no hope for any true happiness in our lives.
The very fact that such monstrous things could exist only assures there can exist no gods.
Do you now know despair? Are you confused? Lost? Broken?
You have finished Master of Martial Hearts English Dubbed.
Now have a nice day.
The worst part, is that now that you've sunken so low, everything, even the shit anime, will seem like a masterpiece in comparison.
Can we put this in recommendation threads?
I was actually in that thread
then biribiri's english va was the cop sister
This shit made me appreciate VVV's ending more. I never thought that could happen.
YOU COULD HAVE STOPPED ME, MAN.
In the last picture drama, Natsume tries to kill Aya herself with traps in a special training session before the last fight but fails because Aya lucks out of it through her clumsiness.
Master of Martial Hearts Only Masters The Art of Sucking Eggs.
>dat mindbreak slave
why they dont go straight to hentai?
>Know the exact pain
Pain? Nay, anon. This is true bliss. I am in such a state of catharsis right now, you wouldn't believe it.
You can't even hope to call yourself a true /a/non until you've witnessed this phenom.
As was I. I'm glad to have seen this come so far.
>implying this wasn't the most fun I've had in a while
It was better than anything the past two seasons.
Next anime to stream?
Where can I download the picture dramas?
Holy shit I was in tears by the credits.
Truly a masterpiece.
I'm the guy who wrote the original pasta of >>100201086
I get to relish endlessly at all the fools who are completely mind broken.
Perhaps, instead of reporting the thread, saging it, referring them to Boku no Pico, and hiding it when we see a recommendation thread, we should tell them to watch this show. It's much less heard of, thousands of times worse, and people might actually watch it.
I still don't.
I still mad.
Wow, it's like I'm reading dialogue from the script.
It should be the new Boku no Pico.
I mean, YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO doesn't even fucking qualify this show.
Now you understand Japan.
This is gonna be like the last two episodes of Eva where I have to go back and rewatch it in a couple of days so that I can actually wrap my brain around it, maybe.
That whole thread was magic. It got me to watch this filth on my own too. Now I get to behold as all these unwitting /a/nons march off to their impending doom.
>It should be the new Boku no Pico.
But it's good.
>hurr fuck you boku no pico is good
It's really shit shota.
I feel like I've transcended now. I feel that every anime I watch from this point on is greater by multiples of 10. Thank you /a/ thank you for destroying the rest of my soul.
So what happens if I watch it backwards? Should I?
Want to know the worst part?
The worst is that there's a lot of actual foreshadowing everywhere. And the OP reveals a lot.
THEY FUCKING PLANNED THAT ENDING.
This is like that horrible movie The Room.
So bad, yet so good.
No. You must watch it in order.
>the box set is only one disc
Sweet, i was the guy who thought it was pasta to begin with.
Good thing it actually is pasta now, everyone can experience this great accomplishment in chinese cartoons
MoMH has festered long and sunken deep within the bowels of what remains of his psyche anon. Do not mock him, but rather take pity, and mourn as all those who have answered his siren's call.
This show is a perfect example of what happens when a studio sacrifices animation quality for high end voice actresses. I thought the man who did Boin and Resort Boin would make it into the mainstream with this show. At least it's better than Ikkitousen and as for Funimation... of course they would jump on this to save their stupid company by pandering to casuals like they are perverted old men from the 1930's.
So you're saying that this shit is better than Evangelion.
Oh god I'm downloading this right now.
Hold me, /a/.
Oh, I remember you.
But man, this show might now get the attention it deserves.
That would completely ruin the point. And you wouldn't feel the sweet catharsis after your long grueling slog through the 4 prior episodes.
>That anon that keeps posting about how he warned us is doomed to forever post in these threads gloating about he warned us, never to enjoy another show again
He was the first victim.
It was a fun ride, but it wasn't THAT amazing.
Someone said AB might have it.
Otherwise, dead/partial torrents or dead rapidshare links.
If AB doesn't have it, you're shit out of luck.
No sub either.
>Suffer through this show
>Force future anons to watch it and suffer the same pain
>Laugh at their pain
>They do the same and repeat the cycle
My God, it's exact same as the plot of the final episode. It's like it knows.
Evangelion is a deconstruction of the mecha genre that failed short on its ending and then went EoE.
Master of Martial Hearts did what Eva and EoE did in 5 episodes and more.
So should I be watching this dubbed?
anyone know where i can find the OP single
If you don't finish it you are a piece of shit and a pussy and you will never have anyone's respect for the rest of your pathetic life.
It will test your patience to its limit, but just when you think you can't possibly take any more it rewards you with the greatest happening ever to grace motion pictures.
This shoe is a perfect example of what happens when a studio sacrifices sanity.
AB doesn't have the dub.
>It will test your patience
What the fuck are you talking about? I didn't want it to stop.
Absolutely, the dub is surprisingly good.
It's almost on the level of Bebop.
It's like you want to go deaf or something.
I'm downloading subbed, is that a problem?
English isn't my first language, to begin with.
Yes. The dub is surprisingly good, aside from some cringe-worthy moments I won't spoil.
YAY YAY YAY YAY AHHHHHH
It's worse watching it subbed.
They try to make you take it seriously.
I just watched episode 1...
Girls look hot so that's a +2 in a 10 point scale, plot is meh, op is shit and there's no sex despite having hentai drawing style (-1).
It's an average at best.
Have the picture dramas even been dubbed to begin with?
Not even during episode 4?
I mean, I thought 2 was incredible but it slowed to a crawl at 3 and 4 was almost completely intolerable.
It doesn't really matter. If it's in the original Japanese then it's probably actually even worse.
i just wanna PA PA PA PA PA
Nigger, stop fucking taking it seriously and watch the rest.
>that scream at the end
PA PA PA PA PA
That's where most people drop it.
You have to slug through it until you get to the masterpiece of Ep 5.
Episode 1 is the worst of the lot. It takes a dip after the fight in episode 2, then fucking skyrockets in the finale. What happened in that last thirty minutes could only be described as magical.
So who else is planning to buy this after watching it?
Fuck you, import the CD.
I think I might buy it.
It derserves to be kept for all eternity.
So that one day, you can mind break future generations with this.
That's where I almost dropped it as well, but a few anons kept telling me to finish it in one of the older threads so I suffered through it and at last found my Shangri-La.
>reading amazon reviews
>What it is about (without naming any spoilers) is taking away literally every hope of redemption, twisting it around and spitting it back in your face all the while laughing at how completely and utterly helpless it makes you feel.
Actually, that's pretty accurate.
I bought it already.
It's gonna go great on my shelf next to Ghost Stories.
The box looks nice.
Now you guys need to watch Variable Geo Neo
It will be good for drinking games.
Shit, post more.
Aya fights a motherfucking lion in the last picture drama.
Hahaha holy shit.
The man knows what works. Resort Boin is one of the best fap flicks. I don't blame him for what happened with Platonic Hearts, that was a producer problem.
I wonder what Funi will think of the small spike in sales this will create.
The best way to describe this show is Ikki Tousen until the last 2 episodes then it turns into Elfen Lied, and it has the School Days ending
Not very accurate however. You just say "it's like this" and hope to express just what this story is all about.
>mfw they release a brand new special editions with tons of extras
>MoMH DVD Boxset
>Special Features: Video Commentary with Japanese Voice Cast, Textless Songs.
Holy fuck I'm so tempted to buy this shit now.
I want to see the English VAs recording their lines.
>the voice of satan himself gives is opinion
I need to know
I wonder how the cast reacted to the ending.
Please buy and upload.
No doubt they had said fuck it before even going in to record their lines. I mean, they would have had to read the script beforehand wouldn't they?
It's not that uncommon for voice actors to not known the ending of their work before it's completely done.
Movie directors do it all the time with their actors.
It's possible they didn't tell them about the ending.
I still can't believe someone at Funimation read the script and watched the anime and said ''YES, this is fucking gold and absolutely and immediately needs a dub''.
Alright, this is my list of twists in the final episode:
>everyone is alive
>losers get auctioned off as sex slaves
>all those loser backstories
>imposter Haruki was boss
>real Haruki kills fake Haruki
>Natsume and Miko hated MC all along
>MC's dad was a dick
>MC's dad started the Martial Hearts tournament
>Mutemom was actually Crazymom
>Natsume and Miko were actually cousins
>phone charm was a mic/monitor
>"Kill yourself dozo~"
>IT WAS UNLOADED wwwwwwwwwwwww
>SURPRISE MOM! snapped necks x 3 #rekt
>MC's dad and grandparents were killed by Natsume/Miko's grandfather
>ding-dong OH SHI-
Seriously 10/10 anime.
That's true, but even still they would have had to have gone into the project knowing what a clusterfuck it was from just the first 4 eps alone.
You forgot the teacher knowing about the tournament and the first time Haruki was shown in the limo
All in the span of 20 or so minutes.
That's a fucking record, isn't it?
>Miko and MC are half sisters.
What if they thought "Holy shit, this is terrible! Wouldn't it be hilarious if we actually released this?".
I mean, they're people after all. Maybe they thought the internet would go crazy over it (like /a/).
>in the final episode
Magical. A true miracle.
You forgot the brother of that one girl dying while she was in the tournament trying to save him
I think that falls under loser backstories.
However there's also
>MC's dad killed Miko's mom
>The tournament couldn't end because Crazymom was still alive
>the Martial Heart is not actually fake maybe
What the hell did I just watch. For half of the fucking last episode I was frozen in some sort of weird shock as everything started to piece together. Then, right around the time Aya (who is MC of the century) started breaking down, I started laughing. For the rest of the episode, I could not stop laughing this hollow laugh as everything starting to go to hell. Then it showed the ending and now I feel nothing. It's like a piece of my soul shattered into tiny pieces,
Congratulations, you have reached enlightenment.
Gooble gobble gooble gobble!
One of us! One of us!
Fuck you /a/ I want my soul back
It's the madness flowing through you.
I honestly imagine your face started to look like pic related.
Sorry, we don't do refunds.
It's been summarily torn apart and distributed amongst the veteran viewers in an attempt at reclaiming some shred of their own souls.
I had a similar reaction to you, except I just kept laughing even after the ending. I couldn't enjoy anything else that day, because I always kept thinking of the ending and laughing.
I want all the characters behind the whole conspiracy standing shoulder-to-shoulder in the corner of the GOD OF RUSE image, but with the text edited to suit a PANTHEON OF RUSE.
That, and an image of Natsume with the text I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED.
I folded and finally bought it anons...
I bought Master of Martial Hearts.
I actually payed money for the box set.
T-t-thank you all.
Your welcome bitch.
I don't know why I bought it, but I did.
>his tv isn't constantly hooked up to his nas
Going in blind now. They really weren't kidding when they said there were no torrents.
>The anime was so bad people are buying it
This is a whole new level of so bad it's good.
>Pugilistic peep show
I love it.
Well this was one crazy ride and I'm glad I rode it with you /a/. Goodnight.
I can't even focus watching anything else because I keep thinking about it.