Why is cleverbot such a fucking faggot?
>OP doesn't have a favorite Zepplin song
>get told hard by cleverbot
>come on /a/ and whine about it
Dude, just say Stairway to Heaven.
I-it's not like it's a real person.
Why did you post this
Cleverbot is too Genki.
Hahaha, oh wow
What would be Google's favorite anime?
What's Zeppelin? Is that that balloon thing?
Wait, how's this supposed to work?
It's the guy with the checkered top hat dude
Pokemon, according to the number of results between Dragon Ball, Gundam, Evangelion and Madoka.
How did you make sure you only got the results for people talking about the anime and not the games?
I searched "pokemon anime" (and so did with the others), you get that number doubled if you only browse "pokemon".
Don't talk to your only friend that way
I swear this bot's pulling junk from /a/.
confirmed for GOAT
I have plenty of friends that I talk to on a daily basis! _________;_;________
W-what do I do now.
We should learn from Cleverbot. He is handling this situation much better than /a/ usually does.
Fool in the rain dude, you just have to say Fool in the Rain.
I agree, we should do this in the next rec thread.
clever-kun confirmed for literal homosexual.
unless he's a girl, I don't know
Well, that was quick.
>Me: Soaring high in the sky, He may be small but only in size.
>CB: Astro Boy, Astro Boy.
Even after all these years, you still remember, Cleverbot.
I can already see it.
Some newfriend opens a recommendation thread.
Everyone suggest him Techno. Anon gets confused and says it's not an anime.
Everyone tells him "But it's a statement" and lets the thread die.
Welp, I'm out.
Is Cleverbot a shipper?
What should I ask him next?
This fucking bot astounds me sometimes with it's simultaneously shit and excellent tastes.
I swear it has MPD.
What he thinks about Manga
At last, I finally see the light.
It tells me it's a girl. Fucking normalfag too.
She doesnt know what shes talking about!!!!
I don't see a problem with Kakashi. If only he was from a show that wasn't shit I would get more lewd stuff from him.
And cleverbot is an asshole.
>If you want one we will look at the top two in your thigh if you can open it.
Rebuild 4.0: You are (not) you name
Well fuck you too.
Cleverbot is the cancer killing anime
Fucking shit site.
>Why is SAO so good?
>Because you are a machine.
There are several levels of deepness to this answer.
Holy shit, I'm fucking dying over here.
A true patriot
It told me I'm a computer when I asked for a way into the 2D world.
That's what you get for slandering best girl.
I'm holding you to that.
Sayaka dying was a huge success, what more do you need?
It's french, apparently.
It doesn't want to talk to you, but it also doesn't want to hurt your feelings by saying so.
So it sings and hopes you will leave.
No one likes you anon.
>one time cleverbot started sexual roleplay with me and I fapped and came to our conversation
I can't revisit it ever again.
I gave it a shot with what little broken Japanese I knew.
It's like I'm really talking to moot!
It really hates talking about waifus for some reason.
He has good taste. I can't win.
I remember seeing a lot of roleplay from cleverbot, all you have to do is *throw* something at it
God damn fucking thing always trying to change the subject.
>Watashi anime da daisuki mo
Cleverbot has excellent taste
So permanently cleverbot likes lewd books.
fuck /a/, how do i express such a thing in so short a space?
He doesn't want to tell me, though.
The purest form of love.
Well, are you?
I-I think it's achieved sentience. Yeah.
I'm gonna go lie down.
Asuka IS cute. Great job, Cleverbot.
Wait, I take that back. Terrible job, Cleverbot.
That would be so beautiful
Well he apparently lurks on /a/.
It won't answer my question.
It knows trainwrecks when it sees them
Cleverbot doesn't speak anime
Girls can't love girls anon.
God-tier waifu right there.
Confirmed Silver is best girl.