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What would you say to a complete and total anime adaptation of The Bible KJV.

Taken straight from the book, no extra stuff, no studio opinions, if they can help it. Would you watch it?
>mass murder

Edgy as Fuck: the Anime. /a/ will love it.
Doesn't the King James version have a biased translation?
The Old Testament had some crazy shit, bring it on, done right it'd be AOTY.
>2 Kings 2:23-24
>23 And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.
>24 And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the Lord. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.
We've already got Eva for that though :^)
>believing in a dead kike in a stick
Language isn't code and all translations subvert the original text somehow.

The issue with the King James version is that it emphasizes flowery language over accuracy I think, but I'm not sure.
In this moment you are euphoric blah blah blah
I wonder if we'll ever know what the original text said.
>in a stick

how's that work?
Why did post this?
Apparently some random dude decided to be a tremendous dick and ask god to kill kids because they made fun of him being bald.

God obliged.

AOTY 2014.
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Half of the religious imagery in NGE doesn't come from the Hebrew bible but extra biblical sources like the Kabbalah.

Which isn't technically apocrypha by the way, because it hadn't been written when the canon was established. In order to be apocryphal a writing has to be rejected from the canon, it can't come afterwards.
Well, thanks for ruining my joke, turbonerd.

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