Attention, anons who haven't watched Madoka yet
You are invited to summarize its plot based on the threads you've seen on this board
Lesbians suffer a lot.
What do I win?
Something about lesbians
A bunch of lesbian little girls do shit with balls and apparently one of them is called Homo
I will pretend I didn't watch Madoka and say something about lesbians.
At least four lines, please
MC is actually the bluehaired girl since she is posted a lot
>all sayakafags invade it regarding of what girl the thread is
>they are called in their bs yet still shitpost and image flood the thread
Sayafags in a nutshell
Also why would you go into a thread about an anime you've never seen?
/a/nons actually do that a lot.
Are you trying to pull shit like that Eva thread? I don't think more than 5 guys here didn't watch Madoka, except, of course, pretending faggots who have nothing else to do.
Looks like you're trying to recreate the magic of this thread. It won't work due to numerous reasons, but the main one being Madoka is nowhere near as complicated and confusing as EVA
>Madokafags trying to steal EVA OC again
i didnt until 2 weeks ago
and i quote myself on this one "someone gets headshot and the cat is apparently a bitch"
Pretty much this OP, you should have choosen something "harder" to watch.
Darn, I wanted some laughs
It sickens me that some people actually compare Madoka to Evangelion
Sayaka does nothing wrong. Everyone suffers. Girls can love girls.
Agreed, Madoka is actually good.
A magic space cat shows up in front of generic pink haired girl and turns her into a magical girl, then a catholic girl turns int oa slut, sayaka goes full depression over some guy not liking her, and then boobs gets decapitated. After all that homerun goes back in time and tells madoka to not accept the magic space cats offer, and then madoka ends up getting raped and beaten a bunch of times because her teacher hates her, and homerun doesn't stop it because shes filled with angst. Then the world ends and homerun turns into an evil magical girl or something because time warping is hell on the mind.
Do I win?
I'm impressed you managed to work that TK doujin in there somehow.
>madoka ends up getting raped and beaten a bunch of times because her teacher hates her, and homerun doesn't stop it because shes filled with angst
You're awful and I hate you
I can't blame you for trying but, unlike Madoka, Eva is more dense to watch, thus it's easier to find people that didn't watch Eva than finding people that didn't watch Madoka. Hell, I'm even sure you'll be luckier with Lain.
Alright, so it's a mahou shoujo anime. It even says so in the title. Or at least on the surface. The term "deconstruction" is thrown around a lot, most of the time incorrectly, I suspect. All the girls (there are 4 or 5 of them I think?) carry soulstones which is the source of their power. Also they all have their favorite weapons. The blonde magical girl gets her head bitten off in the third episode, but somehow revives, probably due to her friends' combined power of friendship or something, can't explain that. The little white cat thing, Kyuubey I think his name is, is evil and offer wishes to magical girls but hiding from them it always results in some twisted consequences of them. Magical girls who have fallen become witches, one of them being the one who kills Mami (the huge tits blonde one mentioned above). How a magical girl falls from grace, I'm not sure. The long haired girl, Homuka I think she's called, is some sort of time-traveler. She should know better, but still fails preventing some tragedy. Hah, loser. Madoka, who is the MC, the pink-haired magical girl somehow achieves omniscience like a God by the end of the series and resets the universe or some shit, I've seen the ending being compared to that of Lain. Good ending.
Whoops didn't mean to reply to >>100190346
there are magical girls but homu rapes pink yuno and everyone dies
Legit anon who hasn't watched Madoka here, tell me how much of this is true
>girls make a deal with a demon or something
>they get magical girls powers
>for some reason they start to fight with each other, maybe because they have different goals
>they actually really love each other but their ideals keep them away from each other
>shit gets serious and they get teleported to another dimension/world where they fight skeleton wheels
You tried too hard.
You, at least, are a bit believable.
you're mostly right, good job
This. Also madoka is just 12 episodes long so, unless you have no time, one has a higher chance of watching it than evangelion
That's actually 95% correct
This is honestly what I got from bits of Madoka threads, please tell me how I was trying too hard?
It's about a bunch of little girls with magical powers. Also one of them is evil and they're all lesbians. And one of them is apparently a time traveler.
Also people die and suffering
Fucking skeleton wheels, man.
So there's this pink haired girl named Madoka who gets magical powers from a cat to fight off ghosts or some shit. She makes friends along the way, but then the cat thing is like, "there's a catch!" which completely turns the anime into a blob of suffering and one of Madoka's friends betray her, and Madoka dies.
Is that it?
The Black One is Madoka and the Blue One who cries a lot is like her sidekick or something. The Cat Thing is a possessed plush toy or possibly someone who lost their original body and transplanted it into a toy to avoid death, and regardless of how damaged his plush for is, he can regenerate himself so he's technically immortal. The duo take orders from Pink to defeat all the monsters. Their job is to stop the Red girl from hurting people, but it turns out Red was trying to stop something terrible from happening, but could not tell them, leaving her motives to be misconstrued. Eventually Red and Blue get the hots for each other and become canonical lesbians, while Black admiration for Pink transforms into lust. Also the Yellow has a very strange transformation sequence where it looks like she's being decapitated in order to take a more powerful and intimidating form. The reason behind this sordid fusion technique is to psyche out her enemies, like a soldier eating the beating heart of his enemy in front of his comrades to instill fear.
At the end Pink shows her true power and ends suffering, which makes me wonder why she just did not do this in the beginning. Also, much like in the Sailor Moon R Movie, if your crystal thingy breaks, it's fatal.
If you lurked enough threads to make that abomination of post, you can't say "soulstones" or not even knowing the character's names.
Are you on the drugs, son?
beheadings and yuri
I don't care what anyone says, Madoka has swag, and she is my favorite meguca.
As someone who hasn't made it past 2 minutes of the show, from what I tell it's about
A girl called Saya or some shit turning evil because of how much she loves Madoka and Madoka then turns into a goddess and saves everyone
But I do know the characters name, except I misspelled Homura's because I just rolled over from bed like 15 minutes ago. The last one is called Sayaka and she has blue hair but I don't know her role in the story.
>summarize its plot based on the threads you've seen on this board
Wow I don't even browse Madoka threads, I gathered that from images and glimpses of posts about the show in other threads. I guess I should just watch it instead.
Cat tries to convince some little girls that being magic would be sick, but then shit gets real when one of them dies. More of them die (probably) I think they might come back to life, Maybe? And one of them turns out to have been repeating this shit over and over for some reason, I think.
Was I close?
There's a group of girls and they all have magical powers controlled by the cute sidekick kyubey. All the girls are really fucked up and because of that they turn into monsters and eat people. Homura has black hair and is in love with madoka, who becomes a god, and she has to become a devil. There's other characters but no one cares what happens to them unless you're pairing up mami with a black guy or the other two girls together.
>unless you're pairing up mami with a black guy
No, you're confusing this with the blonde girl from K-On!
Why do you say that anon? the show isn't really hard to understand once you get bombarded with images all day and posts about how Sayaka is best girl and how homo they are to each other.
I really haven't watched a single episode of the show.
A sociopath alien tricks girls into becoming mahou shoujos, but you eventually turn into an evil witch that the other girls have to kill, all to save the inertia of the universe from dying of something.
Then a curly blonde haired girl gets decapitated by a big black cartoon thing in a cake world.
Then Madoka dodges wheels and there's a girl with a fang and I don't know anything else about it.
Its a story about two lesbians who meet bigger lesbians and a retard with a staff who likes to eat apples, and some cat. Presumably like the sith lord from Star Wars.
Then the rest of it is the lesbos getting trolled into kicking each others ass by sith lord cat, and the baddest of lesbos apparently comes out on top somehow.
Apparently Madoka is left out of it because she's too pure or something, then wins the lesbitch contest by default because they all wreck each other.
And Homura didn't do anything wrong, I guess.
>there are people who like Madoka but don't like Eva
this scene always makes me think of these fuckers
Kyubey is a psycho
Madoka doesn't want to be a magical girl
Mami needs to use her head more
>Hell, I'm even sure you'll be luckier with Lain.
You make that sound as though it's hard to believe. I'm pretty sure that far fewer anons have seen Lain than have Eva
Local girl ruins everything
Pinkie gets some friends
The hot one goes crazy
>bits of Madoka threads
>implying all Madoka threads aren't just Sayakafags circlejerking
There hasn't been a good Madoka thread for a while.
Agh, I'm sorry, I made six posts in this thread already
From what I've heard, it's a show filled with tons of symbolism and meant to be a deconstruction of the mahou shoujo genre.
Wait a minute...
Homura apparently did not do anything wrong
Well Madoka has aired 3 years ago. That's a lot of threads during 3 years, especially with a vocal fanbase.
At least you're honest about it.
The Hidamari's have too much to drink and have a nightmare where they are forced to fight witches just so Yuno can be happy.
Holy shitballs that is funny. Got any more screencaps from the thread?
I don't particularly like Eva, mostly because I dislike the main cast and that's pretty much the selling point of the show. Some of the monster design is good, and evas themselves are iconic, but thats about it for things that interest me in the series.
The last thread about Mami was good though.
Fuck you faggot I made four and I thought I was the only one pretending.
I have put Madoka on hold all those years because the fanbase is particularly obnoxious and is constantly bickering about who's best girl, as expected with an all-girl cast anime. I also have a more important backlog I'm chipping away at. I'll get around to watching it some day, but I won't set any expectations as any hyped anime on /a/ is bound to be overrated to some extent.
Madoka is the new eva for the new people on anime
In a few years we'll get another piece of shit 'deconstruction' that'll be godsend and then those new people will be shitting on madoka
So on and so forth
I thought it was a fun thing to do but some guys already called me out.
better save it for last
nothing will compare to it after you finish it
That's pretty accurate
>I have put Madoka on hold for the fanbase
>I also have a more important backlog I'm chipping away at
You are such a fucking faggot, holy shit.
I wish her to stop running like a retard
It is really to expect, Madoka is still relatively new and it was a huge shit at the moment, and not only on /a/, so it's not normal to find people who didn't watch it (except for extreme newfaggotry).
This could be fun to do with Penguindrum or Lain.
A white cat tricks little girls to be it's warriors in a war against evil magic, I think that's the little girl in black
No one's heard of Penguindrum aside from the people who watched it when it was airing.
I know it's 2deep4u bullshit.
How am I a faggot? I'm fairly new to anime and a slow anime watcher and I'd rather start somewhere else than the big names of /a/, not so much in a contrarian or hipsterish sense, but because I have tons of other anime I want to watch first. I'd rather consider anime an enjoyable hobby than something where I need to watch all the "essentials" first.
I haven't watched madoka because I hate the character designs
I'll get to it eventually
It's a deconstruction pf magical anime, where a matical based mexican cat appears and feed off little girl suffers, all the little girls die, but time id reseted infinitelly and because of enthropy he red hsired girl becomes god with the power of love and the black haired one becomes the devil.
Homerun, that's it.
Guys we got a new nick for her, write it down now, let's begin the meme paperwork please.
Fair enough, you're still a faggot for putting a series back only for his fanbase.
Lain might be funny to try. I'm going to watch it soon but so far haven't.
A girl masturbates to herself in a bear suit and becomes the internet
Good job proving his point about your fanbase even further.
New? Wasn't that like.. one of the first names she ever picked up? Pretty sure it even predates homuhomu
What are Sayaka fags as well? Are they ______ fags? Or ______ haters? These blanks obviously belong to other girls/characters from other stories. Let's do this!
Little lesbian girls suffer some which apparently nobody's ever read anything that was made before hand and they're all "oh look this is so sad boohoo wittwel girls are suffering compelling drama 10/10." Add some stupid shit about Faustian bargins and a cat that's all "Lookie that it's cute but it's got devious intent oh my god I've never seen anything like that before" and the girl in the title makes a wish and solves everything which is something that if you haven't read a manga or watched a anime series before then it's fresh and new and exciting
Oh yeah the pink haired one does jack shit, the blonde dies, the blue haired one is cute but stupid because she wants a boy who doesn't like her and she dies, I don't care about the ginger because her dad's a cultist or something and the last one is a creepy lesbian time traveler who has a lot of fans because she's 1000% devoted to her waifu just like they are but it's cool to self insert in her because she's a cute girl
it's also deeper than Lain, Evangelion, Ulysses and everything ever made ever put together times infinity.
If they're all lesbians, how come the blue haired one wants a boyfriend? Checkmate, mate
A lesbian girl named Madoka Magica is in her room one night when a weird cat thing called QB breaks in through the window. "Make a contract," he says, "make a contract! Make a contract and become a magical girl or some shit!" She says yes and for some reason becomes the lead girl in a gang of other magical girls that also go to her school. But they didn't like her, and this causes her to listen to generic jpop on her Sony Walkman.
Other characters notable are:
Blonde Boobs Girl. She has blonde hair and is the sexiest according to an image macro I saw.
Homu. She did nothing wrong, has nice legs, and people are always wondering who Homu here? I think there might be clones of her or something.
Also: every girl in the show is lesbian for Madoka, I think Blonde Boobs Girl goes to her home planet after the Third Impact or something, and Spike dies at the end. And that is why Puella Magi Madoka Magica is the Kill la Kill of Evangelion.
What does a beard mean when used in the context of "He's Rock Hudson level gay but he's using that woman as his beard to hide his homosexuality."
At least the first posts of the Eva thread were believable.
I can't watch Hidamari Sketch for the same reason, it bothers me too much.
I have to REALLY try.
Yeah, the first few posts were fun.
I was actually expecting people that didn't watch Madoka to show up but most of these posts are just people trying too hard to be funny.
There is a girl named Madoka who is a nice girl. She is friends with two other girls who have green and blue hair. The green haired girl is someone who is against "forbidden love" or something. The blue haired girl is the one who suffers a lot and is the only straight girl out of the main cast. The blue haired girl makes a promise to marry madoka or something which caused that forbidden love pic. Anyways, stuff happens and they meet a stuff animal alien thing who offers them to be magical girls. More stuff happens and they meet up with a yellow haired girl who loves cake and is named Mami. A black haired girl named Homura also shows up and tries to be close to madoka. Some sort of trippy witch world appears and CHOMP happens to that mami girl. Suffering happens and then a homeless girl who likes to eat apples appears. More stuff happens and they find out that gems are their souls and that being a magical girl is suffering, That green haired girl appears and then we get that famous shaft head tilt from the straight blue haired girl. She goes crazy and may or may not have killed some guys on a train. Another trippy sequence appears and everyone dies except the nice girl and the girl who uses guns. That one modoka pic then happens where she is suffering while curled up on a bed. Flashback happens where it's revealed I think that the cool gun girl was moe before she became cold. Explosions happen and more suffering. occurs before it hits the real world where modoka appears and Homura confesses her love. An awesome sequence occurs where the gun girl fights a huge monster and somehow loses. She cries and modoka appears and becomes a god to save her. She then one shots the boss and saves everyone in the world. Another trippy sequence occurs where they are in space and Madoka and Homura are covered in sparkles. Homura then gets friendzoned by god and everyone forgets her. Something about a desert then happens in the ending.
a cat that seems to be a dick gave magic power to a bunch of lessbians, time travel , heads yokes, suffering etc. att the end the pink girl is pregnant by the blak girl
You faggots all want these little girls to fuck, and I thought it was just /a/ being /a/, but then I saw some gif where Madoka and some glowing naked girl start pressing their boobs together and kissing each other. So I guess it's pretty gay.
other than that, it's mostly about horrible it is being a magical girl. At least two of them die horribly, probably Homura and Sayaka, I hear those names a lot. Then Madoka goes and fucks shit up with the power of friendship.
Does she even become a magical girl? I know she becomes a god, but I feel like that magical girl outfit she wears in the promo art is just to fuck with people.
I made my posts as believable as possible and I'm sure you won't be able to call me out.
>Madoka and some glowing naked girl start pressing their boobs together
That was herself though
some cat like thing gives 5 little girls magical powers to fight evil. Said cat thing is actually evil and makes everyone besides the pink-haired mc die. Pink haired mc doesn't take this shit sitting down and eats the cats head or whatever to become god. After she became god she sat on a chair for eternity, brushing her face against a traitorous lesbo forever.
Her role is best girl.
Give the show a shot, /a/non. If you can handle dramatic themes and all-caps SUFFERING, then you'll probably enjoy it.
Please study your maymays harder senpai
Cute girls with rainbow hair colours make contracts with a cute fox-looking thing to kill witches or something. It's all really cute until episode 3, where someone dies, after that though, it's all fine
I was actually planning to try this same concept with Valvrave (which I haven't watched. Space Vampires? Dyson spheres? Worst girl gets sorta-raped?), but I never got around to it.
Not him but I don't like seeing Wide used in anything not cute. That and the fact that the show doesn't really appeal to me. Yeah, I like suffering but I don't like Magical Girls. I just don't. I've tried watching it but I couldn't get past the first episode. It's just not something I would enjoy.
That and the fanbase is cancerous holy fucking shit but that is not a legit complaint I have with the show
H-here I go!
>A bunch of cute girls are contacted by a white cat creature
>The cat creature gives them magical powers in exchange for their souls
>However he tricks them into bartering their souls and doesn't tell them that at first
>They gradually learn the truth of what happened and each of them copes with it differently
>None of them get along but all of them want to fuck each other
You're being sarcastic, right?
How should I know? it's just a pink anime gril along with her fellow agogo club members for all I care
One day Madoka (who is a side character in the show named after her) meets a magical girl named Mami and a fluffy little bastard named coobs. Mami loses her head, Sayaka is a bitch, and Kyouko has something to do with apples. Also, there's Homura who ids apparently a bitch as well. Eventually Homura does nothing wrong, but then later does everything wrong. Madoka is apparently god going off the "Madokami" thing I see posted so I'm guessing the whole story is just her dream or some retarded shit like that.
Homerun was one of the first names, not sure what was that about tho, it's been a while. Maybe because everyone thought she is homeless.
I'll do my best.
Madoka Magica is about some little girls who meet a white rat named Kubo who turns them into magical girls to fight witches. Those witches are too powerful and ends up killing one of their friends. Knowing what is going on behind the scenes forces them to turn into magical girls to try and stop them and protect their families. Witches are too OP and end up winning, one girl has the power to redo and continuously does it to find a way to win. Suffering. One girl gives up her soul to win by becoming god. The end.
I guess the movie is about Homura becoming evil and stopping god mode Madoka or something.
Spot on, best girl was the one that was raped for real. He asked her to marry him though. Too bad he died at the end, can't have happy rape end.
something about space cat, lesbians, and 2deep4u swerves
So Madoka is a magical girl and fights alongside her friends Mami and Sayaka against witches.
Homura seems to be on a different side and tries to stop them to be magical girls.
Mami dies lol. All the tears.
Later it is revealed that magical girls turn into witches, and it happens to Sayaka. Homura is like: "that's what i wanted to prevent, bitches", but she likes Madoka too much to say the "bitches" at the end of that sentence.
There's time travel involved somewhere, can't say where tho.
At the end, Madoka becomes a god and makes magical girls die before being changed into witches.
I shouldn't be too far from the truth... I actually want to watch Madoka, but shoud I watch the series first or can I skip to the movies?
Okay, I admit, maybe I added some info I got from my friends. Still, should I watch the movies first or do I need to watch the series?
>QB turns little grills into witch hunters
>by using their shit they use up their crystal things which, if they ever get low enough turns them into witches
>homura is some creepy stalker
>madoka is no fighter but goes with it anyways
>sayaka is some whore that fucks over the party for some guy I think
>mami charges her problems head on
>hurr battle character development
>madoka is god or sacrifices herself or both or some shit
>10/10 best animu evar -some fucking retard
Girls make contracts with white cat for power to fight monsters, but use it irresponsibly because they're children. Then one by one they die fighting. The catch is that the contract dooms them to a strange hell afterwards, and the second half of the show is them trying to escape this afterlife.
I thought it would be along these lines before seeing it.
Series is better.