So /a/, how do we kill someone who has cartoon physics?
how did that guy handle Roger Rabbit?
Nui fuck off and leave Mako alone.
Giver Her The Dip
>googled it if it is real
>first thing that pops up is the full movie on youtube
thanks anon I just wasted like 5 minutes of my life and a lot of braincells, also what the fuck is wrong with black people
A banana peel.
Hire Bugs Bunny.
Fire the animator.
Challenge her to a basketball game against Micheal Jordan.
Have her team up with Wil E Coyote.
Fight cartoon logic with cartoon logic. Enter, The Mask.
We call Touma.
Stab them until they die.
OH MY GOD IT'S DIP
You can only fight a Touhou with another Touhou.
REMEMBER WHEN I KILLED YOUR FATHRER RYOUKO?
A crossover with The Godfather.
An unspecified baddass will kill her. Anyone who doesn't show a lot of emotion and/or doesn't think much of her. Anyone like Ryuko will always lose to her because that's the type of character her archetype is made to defeat.
A sudden new character taking out the previous sudden new character would be a bit overkill.
>Wanting to kill best girl
When did /a/ becomes such a bunch of faggots with shit taste in girls?
ohhhhh, looks gruesomly awesome
Just use Mako. Fight Nui with Mako, they're the same except Nui is a fucking edgelord
Nui won't be dying anytime soon. She'll probably last until Ryuko finds her way and becomes one with sengetsu again either Satsuki, Ragyo or new character X will kill her.
>Nui is edgy
Nui is completely edgy.
Because she's going to get boring real fast. Let her die while the iron is hot.
Oh, Nui's death is going to make my penis platinum
No no no, it goes like this:
REMEMBER ME RYUUKO? WHEN I KILLED YOUR FATHER, I TALKED JUST, LIKE, THIS!!
MY EYE LOOKED JUST LIKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS
Eraser fluid or call Nabeshin.
I really love to hate Nui. I hope she dies while being cocky.
But dat voice, dem curves dat hair I want her to dominate me.
>Nui will never sit on your face with no pantsu on
Does anybody know any other anime with scissorblades like KLK
>Nui getting flattened, all her bones being crushed while she screams in anger.
You know that cliche where the underachiever says "Ara ara, now I can finally cut loose with my strength?"
It's going to happen. The fourth wall will not protect Nui.
We unleash our secret weapon.
Use an eraser
Or CC Sakura.
Is that the only time she lost her eye smile?
I could've sworn I posted the following post in this thread, but I guess it was the wrong tab. Some other thread might have a totally off-topic post then.
At least, some of the negative rankers on "The" power level list, protected by the only thing stronger than plot armor: comedic armor.
-1 Status Quo
-1 Status Quo
-0.9 Herbie Popnecker
-0.7 Bugs Bunny
-0.5 Stanley Ipkiss + The Mask of Loki
-0.2 Roger Rabitt
-0.1 Viewtiful Joe
-0.09 Jackie Chan + No desire for trouble
-0.08 Squirrel Girl
-0.07 Kirby of DreamLand
-0.06 Charles Barkley
I want to hear Nui's VA use her serious tone
>Battle field trip
>Nui has Ryuuko down and out again
>About to finish her off, scissor blade right above her stomach
>"It's a shame Ryuuko, having to kill something as adorable as you, still I'd be lying if I said I wasn't going to enjoy this a bit..."
>Spotlight fucking floors Nui from behind via the sheer radiance
>It's coming from a mountaintop off in the distance, silhouetting a burning figure
>"No. Who, who are YOU?!"
>The brim of a hat rises from below the shot
>Mako's eye eventually rises into scene, her other obscured by the brim of her hat
>The camera zooms out of her arms folded pose
>her kanji above her
>Camera eventually slows down and stops behind Nui and Ryuuko
>her katakana appears, covering the entire sky
>Her katakana violently explodes and shatter into a million pieces, each falling and getting lodged in the barren landscape
>Her kanji is in its place, fire billowing behind it
Mako also operates on cartoon physics. Just saying.
And she's strong. She swam through an explosion and made a 300m crater when she punched the ground. Mako is also out on the battlefield, where Senketsu's pieces are being distributed. She is in a prime location to find them, then have them stitched back together. Remember, everyone on the battlefield was issued a gokuseifuku. That includes Mako.
>That includes Mako
She didn't have one, and she won't have one during the next episode according to the PV.
Fight cartoons with cartoons.
Wrong eye, dude.
First of all,
What was that thing that came out of her mouth after Dr Matoi kicked her in the stomach?
Looks sorta like stuffing or something like maybe she's a living doll of sorts
>Is a doll
We 1st World now
>tfw it turns out Mako's "zero star uniform" is actually weighted training clothing
Then...who controls Nui?
Rmember TTGL had mechas inside mechas inside mechas.
I love this.
>Then...who controls Nui?
Life Fibers are alive.
Cotton nigga, dat shit b cotton, I would recognize it.
power of friendship/love always seems to work
She is a doll, another example is the fact that her neck is empty.
She appears to have blood. Maybe shes some kinda "bio-android" but with life fibers?
>I'll go do my things then
>I have my own problems
What are Nui's problems /a/?
You can support your claim via the "everything is deliberate" part of fiction.
You know, someone had to choose a back story for Nui before production, and someone had to choose to have that scene happen, and in that frame someone had to choose to have Nui's neck bend like an empty doll.
A common refutation for claims like she isn't is just how things don't happen like they do in real life.
So that odd thing about her neck was put there.
>The camera zooms out of her arms folded pose
Seriously though, I think I'd make an okay writer on principle that I always keep dialogue to a minimum in anything I do. Hell most of the time it's styled like that and is basically a verbal storyboard.
I think Nui might be like that one guy from Naru2, who turned himself into a puppet. Except she's a mannequin(?)
It has to be tough staying that gorgeous all the time. Plus she's also the grand couture, so it's not too hard to imagine her being busy with that.
> Maybe you are too cute to kill Ryuuko-chan. Maybe I can can make you cute like me... Wouldnt it be just so wonderful if I took control of the Dr Matoi's other beloved creation!
I'd say that Nui's body from her neck downwards is a life-fiber puppet while her head is still human.
This would explain why she didn't simply replace her eye if she were a 100% puppet and explains why she didn't bleed much or feel pain when Isshin cut her stomach with the scissor.
Her hobby, knitting scarfs.
Scarfanon is nui.
The plot thickens.
Probably schlick to Satsuki pics on the internet while shitposting at the speed of light.
I still like to imagine often times prior to the stories current events the characters would just be doing mundane things.
>Ragyo is just at her desk doing paperwork and managing the company
>Satsuki teachers herself most things since she isn't in any class, often times she's at her desk just studying, taking notes etc.
>Sengayama and Gamagori playing tennis or something
>Inumata doing budget management and DATA DATA DATA at his computer.
>Iori just sewing shirts and stuff
REMEMBER ME, RYUUKO?
WHEN I KILLED YOUR GODROBE?
I TALKED JUST... LIKE ... THIIIIIIIS
Of course she's a doll. She's a fucking mannequin that the mother used to frame up clothes on. Senkatsu said her hand was cold when she touched him.
these should work
What if Nui is Ryuuko's mom?
>Don't lose your way
>Not "STANDING HERE"
>"turpentine, acetyne, benzine"
>tfw shit can be used to destroy clothes...
let's just hope Trigger haven't watched that stuff...
She has that weird necklace thing on, so it's plausible that it's a bandage or something to hold her head on.
You put her up against another character with cartoon physics.
then her flirting taunts just got a lot hotter
CUT AWAY CUT AWAY
>It has to be this way
>Not the song whose lyrics actually would describe a pissed off mako
>TIME TO LEAVE THEM ALL BE-HIND
What if there was a whole episode like that
>Nui is made from Life Fibers
>Life Fiber is made from multiple lives
>Nui is a has a collective mind of multiple people explaining his erratic behavior
I wouldn't mind a series of short plastic nee san or daily lives of highschool boys style 2-5 minute vignettes.
>there will never be a spinoff about Nui designing clothes and getting into arguments with Ragyo and Houmaru
That'd be awful unless it was like a DVD extra or something. In that case it'd be kind of cool.
Nui is a trap, you didn't know that anon?
She was saying Boku because she was putting herself in the masculine position in her "relationship" with Ryuuko.
I forget, how many stars did Mako's uniform have in that episode?
Because she seemed pretty fucking strong with that one punch.
I'd order it.
You rarely get to see what is happening on daily lives;
>Enter courtyard of the school.
>See some one-stars duking it out
>Two-stars commanding their clubs and doing their activities
>Ryuuko & Mako sleeping through a lecture of Sensei
>Devas doing their business
>Iori sewing indeed.
>Satsuki drinking tea, overseeing everything.
Basically what you would see if you were a regular student at the academy.
First person perspective also maybe.
We can dream.
I don't know, do the math.
iirc it was two stars with the promise of an upgrade to three star after winning.
Mako is the only one who can do it.
Two-Star, she was president of the Fight Club after all
I wanna do it with Mako
Doujins tell me if you give her the dick, she will become your mindless sex slave and you can then use her to conquer other females.
I am 90% sure that Ryuuko will cut that bitch open with scissors.
But i really hope that Trigger has other plans than that...
make them break character, then they lose their toon force momentarily. During that time they are vulnerable to damage
It'd be perfect if it had Satsuki's theme and then Mako's blows right through it as her Kanji drop down.
I really like what they're doing with the music and leitmotifs in this show and I wish it to continue.
>Ryuuko-chaaaan *kissu*. Don't worry, I'll take care of that mean girl for you.
>Ryuuko scissoring Nui
Everytime I see Mako
Thank you so much! I'm making a t-shirt with this on it, and this is a great reference!
>Hire Bugs Bunny.
Now do one with Satsuki and I want you.
Smahe that Ryuuko is 2 edgy for Fly Away
>Mako doing that oraoraora barrage to Nui
We arm ourselves with bare skin.
Nui's just a noun by itself.
you fight cartoon logic with cartoon logic.
>Bancho Mako vs Nui
It bums me out that Mako won't be the one to fight Nui in a crazy fourth wall shattering event
To kill something that does not exist, we must find a place where it does exist.
Mako vs Nui would be the coolest fight in history, but Trigger probably will save Nui for Ryuuko because of the revenge angle
It'll be an Obi Wan moment. Mako will win, but let Nui kill her so Ryuuko can be strong for real
Fight won't be satisfying unless its Looney Toons vs Looney Toons. Ryuuko just ignoring Nuis fourth wall breaking powers will be boring
we use,the ''dip''
All the new movies are in 3d
D-Don't worry guys, I'm sure they're just saving the budget for later episodes.
Why, it would be great.
Damn I love this movie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59YguFR9iAA
>Ryuuko finds out Nui's true nature
>HOLY SMOKE SHE'S A TOON!
>Mako and Nui won't have a crazy looney toons fight
>Instead Ryuuko will beat Nui after giving a boring friendship speech
Why must life be so cruel /a/?
I want someone to edit spongebob drawing a circle.gif to use Mako 's face instead.
Another Toon monster, of course.
Now who else in the show is a Looney Tune?
>Valuable Round Girl and Big McLargehuge
Why is everyone so mean to Nui?
I mean, yeah, she's a villain and all. But she's 110% fuckable.
Trap or not, I'd fuck Nui.
You first question why you want to kill best girl.
Anybody else want something audio swapped?
>So /a/, how do we kill someone who has cartoon physics?
Make him go serious.
Make your opponent play YOUR game and then beat the shit out of him because you're more experienced. Applies to everything.
>Capable of doing anything by herself
Someone post that Shiki gif with the tractor/roadroller.
Easy, you have to advance the plot. Get some character development, get some resolve, find out the mystery behind the big band, and then fight her.
Not /a/ but there's this chick from the new Drakengard