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So /a/, how do we kill someone who has cartoon physics?
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You don't
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Burn it.
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>>100181288
depends

how did that guy handle Roger Rabbit?
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Scissors
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>>100181288
Nui fuck off and leave Mako alone.
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Scissors
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>>100181642
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwPkAUBr4Sc
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>>100181288
Giver Her The Dip
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>>100181658
>googled it if it is real
>first thing that pops up is the full movie on youtube

thanks anon I just wasted like 5 minutes of my life and a lot of braincells, also what the fuck is wrong with black people
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How else?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwPkAUBr4Sc
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>>100181288
An eraser.
Starch.
A banana peel.
Hire Bugs Bunny.
Fire the animator.
Challenge her to a basketball game against Micheal Jordan.
Have her team up with Wil E Coyote.
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Fight cartoon logic with cartoon logic. Enter, The Mask.
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We call Touma.
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>>100181288
Stab them until they die.
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>>100181909

OH MY GOD IT'S DIP
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You can only fight a Touhou with another Touhou.
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>>100181909
REMEMBER WHEN I KILLED YOUR FATHRER RYOUKO?
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>>100181288
A crossover with The Godfather.
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>>100181288
An unspecified baddass will kill her. Anyone who doesn't show a lot of emotion and/or doesn't think much of her. Anyone like Ryuko will always lose to her because that's the type of character her archetype is made to defeat.
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>>100182353

A sudden new character taking out the previous sudden new character would be a bit overkill.
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>>100181288

>Wanting to kill best girl

When did /a/ becomes such a bunch of faggots with shit taste in girls?
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>>100181893
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwPkAUBr4Sc

ohhhhh, looks gruesomly awesome
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Just use Mako. Fight Nui with Mako, they're the same except Nui is a fucking edgelord
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>>100182436
Nui won't be dying anytime soon. She'll probably last until Ryuko finds her way and becomes one with sengetsu again either Satsuki, Ragyo or new character X will kill her.
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>>100182627
>Nui is edgy
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>>100182777
Nui is completely edgy.
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>>100182487
Because she's going to get boring real fast. Let her die while the iron is hot.
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>>100182826
Oh, Nui's death is going to make my penis platinum
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>>100182196
No no no, it goes like this:
REMEMBER ME RYUUKO? WHEN I KILLED YOUR FATHER, I TALKED JUST, LIKE, THIS!!
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>>100181893
>>100181642
>>100181909
/thread

>>100182196
MY EYE LOOKED JUST LIKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS
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Eraser fluid or call Nabeshin.
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>>100182826
I really love to hate Nui. I hope she dies while being cocky.
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>>100182893

But dat voice, dem curves dat hair I want her to dominate me.

>Nui will never sit on your face with no pantsu on
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Edgy physics.
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Does anybody know any other anime with scissorblades like KLK
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>>100182956
>Nui getting flattened, all her bones being crushed while she screams in anger.

Glorious.
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Acme Acid
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You know that cliche where the underachiever says "Ara ara, now I can finally cut loose with my strength?"

It's going to happen. The fourth wall will not protect Nui.
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We unleash our secret weapon.
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Use an eraser
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>>100181288
Starch.

Or CC Sakura.
Or Demonbane.
Or Accelerator.
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>>100182826
Is that the only time she lost her eye smile?
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I could've sworn I posted the following post in this thread, but I guess it was the wrong tab. Some other thread might have a totally off-topic post then.

Anyway:
>>100181288
At least, some of the negative rankers on "The" power level list, protected by the only thing stronger than plot armor: comedic armor.
-1 Status Quo
-1 Status Quo
-0.9 Herbie Popnecker
-0.8 Droopy
-0.7 Bugs Bunny
-0.6 Saitama
-0.5 Stanley Ipkiss + The Mask of Loki
-0.4 Nabeshin
-0.3 Popeye
-0.2 Roger Rabitt
-0.1 Viewtiful Joe
-0.09 Jackie Chan + No desire for trouble
-0.08 Squirrel Girl
-0.07 Kirby of DreamLand
-0.06 Charles Barkley
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I want to hear Nui's VA use her serious tone
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>>100183679
>Battle field trip
>Nui has Ryuuko down and out again
>About to finish her off, scissor blade right above her stomach
>"It's a shame Ryuuko, having to kill something as adorable as you, still I'd be lying if I said I wasn't going to enjoy this a bit..."
>Spotlight fucking floors Nui from behind via the sheer radiance
>It's coming from a mountaintop off in the distance, silhouetting a burning figure
>"S-satsukI?"
>"No. Who, who are YOU?!"
>Black screen
>The brim of a hat rises from below the shot
>Mako's eye eventually rises into scene, her other obscured by the brim of her hat
>"MANKANSHOKU"
>The camera zooms out of her arms folded pose
>her kanji above her
>Camera eventually slows down and stops behind Nui and Ryuuko
>"MA-KO"
>her katakana appears, covering the entire sky
>Her katakana violently explodes and shatter into a million pieces, each falling and getting lodged in the barren landscape
>Her kanji is in its place, fire billowing behind it
>Don't
>LOSE
>YOUR!
>WAYYYYYYYY!!!!!
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Mako also operates on cartoon physics. Just saying.

And she's strong. She swam through an explosion and made a 300m crater when she punched the ground. Mako is also out on the battlefield, where Senketsu's pieces are being distributed. She is in a prime location to find them, then have them stitched back together. Remember, everyone on the battlefield was issued a gokuseifuku. That includes Mako.
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>>100185025
>That includes Mako
She didn't have one, and she won't have one during the next episode according to the PV.
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>>100181288
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWwGXIjxbnI
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Fight cartoons with cartoons.
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>>100185249
Wrong eye, dude.
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First of all,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWwGXIjxbnI

...then kill.
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What was that thing that came out of her mouth after Dr Matoi kicked her in the stomach?

Looks sorta like stuffing or something like maybe she's a living doll of sorts
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>>100185635
>Is a doll
>Controls puppets
We 1st World now
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>>100183679
>tfw it turns out Mako's "zero star uniform" is actually weighted training clothing
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>>100185635
Then...who controls Nui?

>>100185771
Rmember TTGL had mechas inside mechas inside mechas.
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>>100184895
I love this.
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>>100185814
>Then...who controls Nui?
Life Fibers are alive.
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>>100185635
Cotton nigga, dat shit b cotton, I would recognize it.
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>>100181288
power of friendship/love always seems to work
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>>100185635
She is a doll, another example is the fact that her neck is empty.
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>>100185635

She appears to have blood. Maybe shes some kinda "bio-android" but with life fibers?
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>>100186168

What the...
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>I'll go do my things then
>I have my own problems

What are Nui's problems /a/?
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>>100186168
You can support your claim via the "everything is deliberate" part of fiction.
You know, someone had to choose a back story for Nui before production, and someone had to choose to have that scene happen, and in that frame someone had to choose to have Nui's neck bend like an empty doll.

A common refutation for claims like she isn't is just how things don't happen like they do in real life.
So that odd thing about her neck was put there.
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>>100184895

>The camera zooms out of her arms folded pose

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxKhhMdbU5I

It's happening
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>>100183196
Yes.
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>>100185837
T-thanks Senpai.
Seriously though, I think I'd make an okay writer on principle that I always keep dialogue to a minimum in anything I do. Hell most of the time it's styled like that and is basically a verbal storyboard.
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>>100186168
I think Nui might be like that one guy from Naru2, who turned himself into a puppet. Except she's a mannequin(?)
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>>100186265
Restitching herself
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>>100186265
It has to be tough staying that gorgeous all the time. Plus she's also the grand couture, so it's not too hard to imagine her being busy with that.
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>>100186224
> Maybe you are too cute to kill Ryuuko-chan. Maybe I can can make you cute like me... Wouldnt it be just so wonderful if I took control of the Dr Matoi's other beloved creation!
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>>100185635
I'd say that Nui's body from her neck downwards is a life-fiber puppet while her head is still human.

This would explain why she didn't simply replace her eye if she were a 100% puppet and explains why she didn't bleed much or feel pain when Isshin cut her stomach with the scissor.
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>>100186265
Her hobby, knitting scarfs.
Scarfanon is nui.
The plot thickens.
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>>100186265
Probably schlick to Satsuki pics on the internet while shitposting at the speed of light.
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>>100186380
I still like to imagine often times prior to the stories current events the characters would just be doing mundane things.
>Ragyo is just at her desk doing paperwork and managing the company
>Satsuki teachers herself most things since she isn't in any class, often times she's at her desk just studying, taking notes etc.
>Sengayama and Gamagori playing tennis or something
>Inumata doing budget management and DATA DATA DATA at his computer.
>Iori just sewing shirts and stuff
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>>100186396
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REMEMBER ME, RYUUKO?
WHEN I KILLED YOUR GODROBE?
I TALKED JUST... LIKE ... THIIIIIIIS
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>>100185635

Of course she's a doll. She's a fucking mannequin that the mother used to frame up clothes on. Senkatsu said her hand was cold when she touched him.
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>>100186526

>Mirrored scissors

Garbage.
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>>100186562
>godrobe
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>>100186454
these should work
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What if Nui is Ryuuko's mom?
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>>100184895
>Don't lose your way
>Not "STANDING HERE"
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>>100181893
>@0:51
>"turpentine, acetyne, benzine"
>tfw shit can be used to destroy clothes...

let's just hope Trigger haven't watched that stuff...
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>>100186168
She has that weird necklace thing on, so it's plausible that it's a bandage or something to hold her head on.
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>>100186584
>kamui
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>>100181288
You put her up against another character with cartoon physics.
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>>100186610
then her flirting taunts just got a lot hotter
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>>100186669
Daiz pls
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ge6ttcFrvA

CUT AWAY CUT AWAY
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>>100184895
>>100186628
>It has to be this way
>Not the song whose lyrics actually would describe a pissed off mako
>TIME TO LEAVE THEM ALL BE-HIND
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>>100186522
What if there was a whole episode like that
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>>100185635
>Nui is made from Life Fibers
>Life Fiber is made from multiple lives
>Nui is a has a collective mind of multiple people explaining his erratic behavior
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>>100186752
I wouldn't mind a series of short plastic nee san or daily lives of highschool boys style 2-5 minute vignettes.
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>>100186522
>there will never be a spinoff about Nui designing clothes and getting into arguments with Ragyo and Houmaru
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>>100186752

That'd be awful unless it was like a DVD extra or something. In that case it'd be kind of cool.
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>>100186817

>his
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>>100186922
>boku
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>>100186922
Nui is a trap, you didn't know that anon?
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>>100186943

She was saying Boku because she was putting herself in the masculine position in her "relationship" with Ryuuko.
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>>100184895
I forget, how many stars did Mako's uniform have in that episode?

Because she seemed pretty fucking strong with that one punch.
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>>100186854
I'd order it.
You rarely get to see what is happening on daily lives;

>Enter courtyard of the school.
>See some one-stars duking it out
>Two-stars commanding their clubs and doing their activities
>Ryuuko & Mako sleeping through a lecture of Sensei
>Devas doing their business
>Iori sewing indeed.
>Satsuki drinking tea, overseeing everything.

Basically what you would see if you were a regular student at the academy.
First person perspective also maybe.

We can dream.
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>>100185635
>nui
>nuigurumi

I don't know, do the math.
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>>100187110
iirc it was two stars with the promise of an upgrade to three star after winning.
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Mako is the only one who can do it.
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>>100186943
>boku=man
go away
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>>100187110
Two-Star, she was president of the Fight Club after all
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>>100187182
I wanna do it with Mako
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Doujins tell me if you give her the dick, she will become your mindless sex slave and you can then use her to conquer other females.
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>>100181288

I am 90% sure that Ryuuko will cut that bitch open with scissors.

But i really hope that Trigger has other plans than that...
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>>100181288
make them break character, then they lose their toon force momentarily. During that time they are vulnerable to damage
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>>100187110

It'd be perfect if it had Satsuki's theme and then Mako's blows right through it as her Kanji drop down.

I really like what they're doing with the music and leitmotifs in this show and I wish it to continue.
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>Ryuuko-chaaaan *kissu*. Don't worry, I'll take care of that mean girl for you.
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>>100187336
>Ryuuko scissoring Nui
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Everytime I see Mako
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>>100181288

SHEER WILLPOWER
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-H_mS3E6iA&feature=youtu.be
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>>100187506
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1a8woMv_4A
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>>100187628
>
Thank you so much! I'm making a t-shirt with this on it, and this is a great reference!
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>>100187591
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>>100181961
>Hire Bugs Bunny.

MotherofGod.jpg

Overkill much?
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>>100187591
Now do one with Satsuki and I want you.
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>>100187591
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>>100187591

Smahe that Ryuuko is 2 edgy for Fly Away
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>>100184895
>Mako doing that oraoraora barrage to Nui

MA DICK
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>>100188311
PIT
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>>100181288
We arm ourselves with bare skin.
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>>100184895
Wunderbar!
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>>100187145
Nui's just a noun by itself.
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you fight cartoon logic with cartoon logic.
enter, Mako.
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>>100189202
>Bancho Mako vs Nui
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>>100189202
It bums me out that Mako won't be the one to fight Nui in a crazy fourth wall shattering event
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>>100181288
To kill something that does not exist, we must find a place where it does exist.
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>>100187299
prove it
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>>100189271
Mako vs Nui would be the coolest fight in history, but Trigger probably will save Nui for Ryuuko because of the revenge angle
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>>100190478
It'll be an Obi Wan moment. Mako will win, but let Nui kill her so Ryuuko can be strong for real
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>>100190478
Fight won't be satisfying unless its Looney Toons vs Looney Toons. Ryuuko just ignoring Nuis fourth wall breaking powers will be boring
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>>100181288
we use,the ''dip''
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>>100186265
All the new movies are in 3d
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D-Don't worry guys, I'm sure they're just saving the budget for later episodes.
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>>100186647
Why, it would be great.
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>>100188388
HADES
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>>100181288
Turpentine.
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>>100181893
Damn I love this movie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59YguFR9iAA
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>>100188768
reddit pls
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>>100198046
>Ryuuko finds out Nui's true nature
>HOLY SMOKE SHE'S A TOON!
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>Mako and Nui won't have a crazy looney toons fight
>Instead Ryuuko will beat Nui after giving a boring friendship speech
Why must life be so cruel /a/?
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>>100187506
I want someone to edit spongebob drawing a circle.gif to use Mako 's face instead.
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>>100181288
Another Toon monster, of course.

Now who else in the show is a Looney Tune?
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>>100187506
http://archive.foolz.us/a/search/text/valuable%20round%20girl
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>>100200958
>Valuable Round Girl and Big McLargehuge
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>>100200958
>SPHERICAL.jpg
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Why is everyone so mean to Nui?

I mean, yeah, she's a villain and all. But she's 110% fuckable.

Trap or not, I'd fuck Nui.
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>>100181288
You first question why you want to kill best girl.
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>>100187977
http://youtu.be/ZGefP_lwL3s
Anybody else want something audio swapped?
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>So /a/, how do we kill someone who has cartoon physics?

Easy.
Make him go serious.

Make your opponent play YOUR game and then beat the shit out of him because you're more experienced. Applies to everything.
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>>100202679
>Ryuuko
>Capable of doing anything by herself
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>>100183271
Someone post that Shiki gif with the tractor/roadroller.
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>>100181288
Easy, you have to advance the plot. Get some character development, get some resolve, find out the mystery behind the big band, and then fight her.
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>>100183196
Not /a/ but there's this chick from the new Drakengard



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