I refuse to date guys who are into anime.
All you are are either fat fucks or skinny meek faggots. You have no backbone, no impulsiveness about you, no desire to change yourselves, no aggressive or assertiveness and you think just because we like anime too we should suddenly fall into your arms. Can that stupid pipe-dream, we'll take a normal guy with a variety of interests (and yes, that may include sports - if he's athletic himself all the better) over a guy who is obsessive about anime any day of the week.
Personality wise you are either morose and lazy or 'intellectual' and pretentious. There is nothing down to earth about you whatsoever. The former likes to use his apathy as an excuse not to do anything and the latter likes to consistently harp on about philosophy, politics, psychology, history, science or whatever in the vain (and horribly obvious and subtleless) hope that we'll be impressed by his 'working knowledge' of such things. How about you gain a working knowledge of the female body first? What college you go to doesn't impress me at all, I'd be more impressed with a mechanic with a bit of masculinity than a meek, quiet little BOY who goes to an ivy league college, the elitism and fact your kind looks down upon people isn't helpful either.
Finally, yes I'm butthurt. I've lost a supposed 'friend' because he said my choice in partners (I don't do relationships at the moment, only 'mutually beneficial exchanges' shall we say) was 'awful' and went on a rant about it with the usual emo nonsense you'd expect from someone like that. What business is it of yours who I sleep with? Just because we share interests and are friends that is no reason for me to sleep with YOU.
I actually would never consider a girl that is into anime
Stop body shaming nad lifestyle shaming.
And post a trigger warning
The vice versa is true for me as well. Thanks for sharing. Have a special day
Heh, take your bum burn to /r9k/ or /b/ or something. This board is not for rants.
This taste is...
holy shit are you..
Go off yourself.
Get the fuck out.
This isn't your blog.
Quit shitting up our board with YOUR relationship problems.
To sum this up, you prefer body type offer personality. Congratulations, you are part of why humanity is a doomed species.
>replying seriously to a copypasta
Retarded, that you say that on /a/, you know - the board specifically for anime.
Once, I was shoveling pig shit. Whole pile was feces. Funny that.
>Anybody on /a/.
>Wanting to date 3D.
Thank you so much to giving us this important information, we've bein waited for this so much!
>mfw girls on /a/
Just a copypasta, nothing to see here guys.
Wanting to date a 3d girl
See you next semester
Whats wrong with FMA?
I don't know why people take this bait-
I see a lot of newfriends
Quick google search reveals this is pasta
Report. Don't reply. Move on.
please kill yourself
I guess it goes the same to girls
who in their sane mind would date or fuck a fujoshi¿
That's a recipe for the books.
Not bad, OP. 8/10
Liked how you emphasized BOY to really emasculate 'em. Good job.
Yes, so that makes the opposite side alright. You sure showed him with your buzzwords
I liked this pasta better when it was
shut up girl
>acting or done without forethought.
Wait, this is supposed to be a positive trait?
>I refuse to date guys who are into anime.
Enjoy being single forever.
>doesn't mention that he's a gril
I refuse to date girls who are 3D.
yes, 2nd thoughts always hold you back
Don't work with logic against 3DPD whores
Just run away with your waifu
>wanting to date 3d shit? you're not even into anime then either
plus the mainstream shit taste
>surely no one will fall for this
>5 minutes later 33 replies
>>What business is it of yours who I sleep with?
>Oh so you're a slut. Men worth having would never be interested in you anyway.
old as fuck copypasta
>Implying I watch anime
It's not about 2nd thoughts, it's about seeing the consequences of your action before doing it. If you are incapable of that then there is nothing positive about it.
>people actually replying to copypasta
So much new.
At this point, the mods are just leaving this thread up to troll us.
Thats why I'm also into /fit/ and /k/. Sad cunts like yourself got raped by daddy or uncle too much and really belong on /pol/ or /soc/. Bitch elsewhere whale cunt, also, lose a few or go get some nigger dick. Sure it reminds you of your dad.
anime > interactions with judgemental people, so we're all square.
brown hair, must be rikasa
It's like specific circumstance for shitposting.
I know it's copypasta, but it feels pleasant to rant and vent. Instant gratification.
Man i love fatalpulse
My nigga. I get /fit/ for my waifu and my waifu only.
I can't believe you guys are actually replying to some shitty pasta
You're broadening too much, OP's pasta is talking about girls and small stuff.
If this isn't bait copypasta, oh boy you are wrong, girl.
You don't mix hobbies and sex. Sex is sex, hobbies are hobbies. Choosing your partner o the fact that he shares your hobbies is just stupid. Look, if we compare this to business, girlfriend is a possible business partner, while relationship is an unspoken contract, and marriage is an officialy signed contract. Why would I choose my business partner on the fact that he likes something I like? I would choose him/her based on his skills, influence and other factors that make him useful, not fucking hobbies.
You're butthurt over losing a 'friend'? Don't make me laugh. If he's just a 'friend' for you, you have no reason to be butthurt. If he was a true friend to you, however, he wouldn't have ditched you just on the fact you described. Friend is someone you can always rely on, no matter the circumstances. You weren't friends, you were merely fuckbuddies or something, and now you're butthurt over the fact that you lost a lackey who satisfied your needs.
tl;dr your a faget, pls commit sudoku
I'm genuinely sorry that I answered seriously to this pasta, but it baited me so hard, I couldn't resist. 10/10, would answer to again.
Are you people fucking kidding me? How many bait pictures do people need to post?
>I know it's copypasta
I'm sure you do, buddy.
I can't believe you did.
Post it all
I just wanna live longer but yes that's a good reason.
>What college you go to doesn't impress me at all, I'd be more impressed with a mechanic with a bit of masculinity than a meek
>openly admitting that you only need a gorilla muscles rather than someone who actually have a good grades and actually could give you a good support
Pffffhhaha, I know this is pasta but still.
jesus christ you're probably the one who said the human race is doomed. Listen, maybe you're trying out some highly advanced form of trolling, but I don't think so. I think you're seriously posting your opinions and expecting people to be impressed on a fucking anonymous imageboard at how you've figured the world out. What you don't understand is that most of the people here grew out of that shit before they left highschool and you just look like a fucking nerd. Please take it somewhere where people will give a shit, like gaia.
2008 /a/ > 2014 /a/
>posing with gravity's rainbow
anyways you should probably take this to /cgl/
I wish she would not lessen good literature with such contact.
>not wanting to dominate and emotionally abuse a skinny meek beta anon
>not wanting to make him cry out in shame after berating his shit taste
>not disinterestedly playing with his cock and showing open disgust on your face for him cumming already
Step it up, copypasta semapi.
I don't get it. Elaborate. I.
what a nerd searching for that
Always take the bait no matter how big or retarded it is.
Never change /a/
And you think normalfag guys want you? Why would they take a pale flat-chested hikki with all the flaws you mentioned? When you look at male anime fans, you're only looking in a mirror.
And besides, philosophy, politics, psychology, history, and science ARE a variety of interests. A much better variety than "cars, getting drunk at parties, sports."
I can do better than you, anyway. Enjoy being lonely at cons.
>posting bait pictures
Why do people do that? Do you believe you're smarter than the average 4chan user and should enlighten the masses about the "trolling" taking place?
Just report and hide, simply by posting you're playing their game.
Also, delete all your bait images, I mean come on man, we're adults round here.
i love you rikasa-chan
Good to know.
I refuse to date girls who are into anime.
They are even worse.
>what a nerd posting on 4chan
>anons replying to garbage cluttering the board
and you retards still call this place the best place to talk about anime & manga
All threads must be replied to.
We /jp/ now
Nobody gives a shit
This is bait people, move along
What if I'm a mechanic who likes anime?
>and you retards still call this place the best place to talk about anime & manga
It's not like anyone said that was a good thing.
I would not date guys who are in to anime too.
mostly because i'm not gay.
ARE YOU HAVING DIFFICULTIES?
I wrote a my honest opinion and went to take a shit.
>all these mad replies
Goddamn, you are funny guys.
Stop replying to this bait, holy fuck.
We're /jp/ level stupid today I swear
I remember falling for this years ago.
Guys who are into anime are beta as hell and would be fun to bully.
Why are you telling this to a bunch of little girls?
My boyfriend is into anime and he is cool as hell. I bet he could even beat up your dad.
all hail 8man
You're all dumb fucks
Talk about stale pasta.
Would you bully his penis?
Hi, I am responding to this thread.
BROFISTS B4 HOES
became a bit too obvious at the end
nice use slipping in anon's fear of athletic men
could have been better if you also insulted anon's taste in anime
Good work though would upvote
My dad is into anime and he is cool as fuck. I bet he could even beat you and your boyfriend
reminder that god doesn't exist
The guy in the op's pic is one suave motherfucker I bet he bangs the hottest chicks at every convention. The girl is his blind sister he uses to score sympathy point.
I'm into anime and I'm cool as shit. I bet I could even beat you, your dad, that other guy, and that other guy's boyfriend.
This guy (the original author of this pasta) is a clear winner.
I'm so glad I can finally meet an OP who I can agree with. I too am sick of the typical anime fan, I find them absolutely disgusting.
Perhaps we could exchange e-mail addresses and swap pictures of our penises?
thread is still up 30 min later
Can the hatred, watch some anime.
please bully my penis
I've actually fought and won on UFC shows. Preliminary card only at the moment. So lol at anyone who thinks I'm meek. 145 pounds of perfection right here.
Epic blog dude where do i subscribe
He's right though.
Fuck, I'd rather the entire front page be waifu and moe than have to wade through shittypasta
Look at this poster. They responded to this thread seriously. DON'T BE LIKE THEM.
>Seiyuu thread deleted
>This shit still up
I might emigrate to /v/ at this rate.
>Meet nice girl
>Become friend with nice girl
>Make nice girl really mad
>Buy her flowers
>[117 replies] [24 images]
>Click here to view.
MODS FOR FUCKS SAKE ;_;
>being this new
>hurr durr dere really be ufc fighter on /a/ boostin lel
I use /v/ to shitpost. Don't go there.
/v/ here. I'm constantly told by visiting /a/nons how better /a/ is compared to /v/ and how you need to lurk for at least a year and watch 250+ animes before posting on /a/ for the first time.
So why is it that a literal /b/ copypasta thread has 100+ replies and is on the frontpage? Have I been lied to? Does this mean I can go and create Cowboy Bebop threads right now. I don't need to wait a year?
And you're one of them. Replies I mean.
Your pasta is almost as stale and disgusting as the 3d pigs it parodies.
Because mods are lazy fucks
Wrong guy. I was talking about how I believe society is becoming shitier and shitier everyday in a moral and intellectual sense. The government is worthless, people seem to be getting dumber, and this sane people are running the government. And yes, I am very jaded so fuck off.
Are the mods on fucking vacation this week? It's been shitpost after shitpost on the front page for days now.
I get that it's volunteer work, but its not too much to ask to get some quality moderation on board. I mean this thread is stale copypasta and we're sitting at well over 100 posts.
Step it the fuck up, mods.
Posting "mods please" just bumps the thread
If no one posts in this thread, it will disappear. Stop responding to /b/-level shitposting
>if he can shitpost, then i can shitpost too
WARNING WARNING WARNING
/a/ has been dead since 2009
come to reddit if you actually want to discuss anime and not have to put up with a bunch of 15 year old's getting rused by a /b/ pasta.
Not if you sage
When the mods do try and moderate, people here scream so hard about how /a/ is fine on its own and knows how to self-moderated.
What's the point of saging if sage is invisible now?
In reality, it's all down to what kind of bullshit you can swallow. The difference between /a/ and /v/ is mostly the flavor of shitposting. /a/ has their endless "BEST GIRL WAIFU FETISH" threads and /v/ is swamped "CONSOLE WARS FEMINISM JOURNALISM" bullshit. Neither of them are good boards.
For what its worth, I agree with you, assuming you meant
> insane people are running the government
Consider me baited, oh fucking wow.
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can
call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!!
thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old
(im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind
(im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its
SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random
ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make
alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
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It still prevents your posh from bumping the thread
Don't give me that shit. I mod a different chan and it's not hard to differentiate between "worthless shitpost" and "thread with opinion I personally dislike". When you begin deleting the latter is when the community gets upset.
This is a years old stale copypasta, you'd be hard pressed to find a single poster who honestly thinks this should be here. It's laziness, plain and simple. No excuse.
I agree, lol. I'm going to assume that any guy who regularly posts on /a/ is pathetic.
Are newfags already unaware of sage?
Why do I get banned for providing anons with porn but this crap gets to stay up? So unfair
Is there really that much of a difference?
Am I on /v/?
That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Katana" bullshit that's going on in the Sacred Blacksmith anime right now. Broadswords deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.
I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine broadsword in England for £16,000 (that's about $8,620,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my broadsword.
English smiths spend years working on a single broadsword and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.
Broadswords are thrice as sharp as Eastern swords and thrice as hard for that matter too.
Anything a katana can cut through, a broadsword can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a broadsword could easily bisect a samurai wearing full O-yoroi with a simple vertical slash.
Ever wonder why Eastern Asia never bothered conquering the UK? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined knights and their broadswords of destruction. Even in World War II, Japanese soldiers targeted the men sailing on the HMS Broadsword first because its killing power was feared and respected.
So what am I saying? broadswords are simply the best sword that the anime world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the Sacred Blacksmith. Here is the equip bonus I propose for
(Wielded One-Handed) Average of 35 fodder character kills a minute, Can defeat up to 3 katana-wielding members of the main cast before being injured, 4 layers of plot-armour
(Wielded Two-Handed) Average of 45 fodder character kills a minute, Can defeat up to 5 katana-wielding members of the main cast before being injured, 6 layers of plot-armour
Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of broadswords in the Sacred Blacksmith, don't you think?
tl;dr = Broadswords need to do more damage in Sacred Blacksmith, see my new equip bonus.
>133 posts and 28 image replies omitted.
But no, really, /a/ is great at self-moderation!
I appreciate your efforts, anon.
Oh, a self-aware bait thread. Hey, at least it hasn't devolved into power levels.
BTW, doesn't it look like Boros is Saitama's bib?
Because the mods are obviously doing a great job.
If dubs then this is a naruto thread.
I really do think women are the worst.
I believe it.
With the pace of threads, this would be gone in about an hour tops. Yet far too many use any chance to act like morons and join in on the shit posting.
That's not what I posted. That's not what I posted at all.
But seriously most of this is dead-on.
The God of dubs delivered, I shall oblige.
Nice desu ne~
I bet half or more of the replies belong to bots, though the mods being this slow is also weird.
Faggot moot should hire more mods already.
Nobody gives a fuck about what guys your into, but you can't lump guys who like anime into 2 groups, scrub that sand out of your vagina and get the fuck over yourself.
What is this?
And you know what naruto thread means.
>on a bus reading manga on my phone
>school kid notices
>starts talking to me about pokemon, naruto, ect.
>I say I don't watch any that entry level stuff and tell him to leave me alone
>next day same bus, same kid
>he keeps pestering me about what anime I watch
>tell him about evangelion and gundam thinking it will shut him up
>he annoys me for over a week
>tell him "If I give you a copy of my favourite anime would you leave me alone?"
>next day give him a dvd with the first season of K-ON! subbed
>tell him that if he likes it there is a second season and a movie
>day after that, he's not in the seat behind me
>oh well, the annoying little faggot has left me alone, probably fapped his dick off to Mio
>day after that he still isn't there
>look around the bus for him
>he is sat on the bottom deck
>I say to him "so what did you think?"
>he replies "I think you're gay."
old copypasta is old, and most of us have waifus anyway.
My headband just arrived in the mail today I can't wait to wear it to school tomorrow, The girls will never laugh at me again!!! HAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE
mods seriously, what the fuck are you doing
I-is 6 seconds good, I've just saw this shit thread?
Someone post that song from when /a/ was turned into a naruto board by moot.
Same here, what the fuck is wrong with mods?
This is a pretty accurate summary of American women.
You gotta look into the negative rankings of "The" power level list, those blessed/cursed with comedic armour, the only one stronger than plot armor.
They are as follows:
-1 Status Quo
-0.9 Herbie Popnecker
-0.7 Bugs Bunny
-0.5 Stanley Ipkiss + The Mask of Loki
-0.2 Roger Rabitt
-0.1 Viewtiful Joe
-0.09 Jackie Chan + No desire for trouble
-0.08 Squirrel Girl
-0.07 Kirby of DreamLand
-0.06 Charles Barkley
I'm not the keeper of the list though. Also, some of these characters' strength might come not only from comedy, but also from legitimate power combined.
That would deserve the most bullying.
>wanting to date 3D men
Hahaha what the fuck.
also second one
Aren't you being awfully judgemental, anon-chan? I mean, 95% of the people I deal with in everyday life don't even know I'm into anime lol. I do go to college in a science subject but I'm also into sports. I do think about and like to discuss politics, but I'm also down-to-earth and respect anyone who can do anything well or present themselves well. People aren't two-dimensional, anon-chan.
I refuse to date girls who are into anime.
All you are are either fat cows or smelly anorexic retards. You have no spirit, no confidence about you, no desire to change yourselves, no aggressive or assertiveness and you think just because we like anime too we should suddenly fall for you. Can that stupid pipe-dream, I'll take a normal girl with a variety of interests (and yes, that may include make-up - if she's pretty herself all the better) over a girl who is obsessive about anime any day of the week.
Personality wise you are either morose and lazy or 'intellectual' and a fujoshit. There is nothing down to earth about you whatsoever. The former likes to use her apathy as an excuse not to do anything and the latter likes to consistently harp on about yaoi, bad anime, yaoi, how other girls look better, science or whatever in the vain (and horribly obvious and unsubtle) hope that we'll be impressed by her 'massive amount of knowledge' of such things. How about you gain a working knowledge of the male body first? What college you go to doesn't impress me at all, I'd be more impressed with a stripper with a bit of femininity than a meek, quiet little girl who goes to an ivy league college, the elitism and fact your kind looks down upon people isn't helpful either.
Finally, yes I'm butthurt. I've lost a supposed 'friend' because she said my choice in partners (I don't do relationships at the moment, only 'mutually beneficial exchanges' shall we say) was 'awful' and went on a rant about it with the usual emo nonsense you'd expect from someone like that. What business is it of yours who I sleep with? Just because we share interests and are friends that is no reason for me to sleep with YOU.
repostin for great justice
>181 posts and 38 image replies omitted.
When the fuck are you going to learn, /a/.
As always nice moderation
Automatic CAPTCHA solving rates are actually very high.
And there's services you can pay to solve you CAPTCHAs with an army of little Chinese children. I made up the last part.
Could also be IRC crew going really autistic and several of them samefagging like fuck, but I'd honestly expect better of them.
This thread is weird, so many people replying, did something happen recently that made kiddies rush in?
It's more that /a/'s forgotten than anything else.
>Germans rapping Engrish and Moon for a chinese cartoon
This is why I hate girls who watch anime. They think they're hot shit and better than us.
Nice meme, faggots.
is that from tonari no seki-kun?
Some girls into chinese cartoons are very feminine and do wear make-up.
We /funpost/ now.
Her appearance reminds me of my ex
Stay away from obsessed yaoi loving women, guys
198 replies, 40 images.
THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A FUCKING NARUTO THREAD. NOW POST NARUTO YOU FUCKING LIMP WRIST, PENCIL DICK FAGGOTS.
You must not browse /a/ much. This is what happens when a shitposting thread gets created and goes unchecked.
Nice copypasta blog there faggot.
Just commenting on here before thread gets erased.
>he doesn't like funposting
Wait, why have some of the posts been deleted but not the thread
Where are the mods?
More like people aren't reporting it or mods/janitors aren't doing their job.
>before threads gets erased
We will hit bump limit before that.
How has this not been deleted already, do we have any mods here at all,
Those who respect thy Naruto shall be blessed by thy dubs.
You're a slut but at least you have high enough standards to not leech off betas.
Who /dubs/ here
I did my job, but mods aren't helping.
¡qVaya que sí!
Kevin, you're a faggot and Sayaka doesn't love you.
This is some /mu/tier moderation right here.
>CRYING FOR MODS
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Have the big mean bullies ruined your secret club? Don't worry the mods will make it all better.
WHY DON'T YOU COCKSUCKING FAGGOTS STAND UP AND FIGHT, STOP BEING MANLETS AND BECOME MEN!
So you say any such low-quality bait thread will get 200 posts in an hour? You could be right, I have no idea, what's rare for sure is that it got up so long though. I mean, there's often threads obviously created with the intent of shitposting but done in a subtle way that escapes some early reports, so stays up longer, but this thread is basically tier-0 troll. Should get deleted as soon as a janitor/mod sees it, and I'm sure at least a dozen people reported it already.
>not wanting a mate that is fit and in good health
You are the one dooming the species.
What are you even saying
Mods fucking please
This is suppose to be on /soc/, Fuck off.
>going on /mu/
Why don't you fuck off back to your copy of the NME you hipster cunt.
>Not leaving humanity behind.
i'm doing a phd in philosophy, it's hard to be "down to earth" most of the time. even though i totally should be.
So mods are clearly deleting these dub attempts. but not the thread itself?
Good. I don't want to date a 3D pig either.
>So you say any such low-quality bait thread will get 200 posts in an hour?
Yes. It happens literally everyday. There was an obvious troll MAL thread yesterday which got 200 replies and was up for an hour and a half.
Honestly, these kinds of threads break the monotony.
It's like a fat chick saying she won't date fat guys
Do you hate fun?
Mostly people calling for mods or badly countertrolling. Just report it and move on.
>no impulsiveness about you
I know this is copypasta, but it had to come from somewhere, in which case someone actually thought this.
Writing style seems to remind me of some board
Holy fuck, I've seen that maybe twice or thrice in the last year, am I just lucky or what?
I'm not here 24/7, but usually at these hours under the week.
This thread doesn't have much fun at all. The one with the wizard dubs was OK, but not really this one.
Off-topic shitposting is okay as long as some people find it fun? I don't think /a/ is the right place for you.
I surprised people are still using that word as if it has any meaning or impact behind it.
>he actually thinks we're talking about OP-post and not just funposting
how dumb and naive are you?
The mods already know dude, they just don't give a shit/are funposting too.
I swear we have the worst mods on 4chan. I always get banned on /int/ for anything even slightly out of line.
Come on guys really?
I like it
hope you made it to the front page bby ;)
>one million replies with "0/10" and "nobody's taking your b8"
Daniel Bryan sucks.
>So you say any such low-quality bait thread will get 200 posts in an hour?
This isn't that low quality. This hits hard at a lot of faggots. It's obvious that a mod or janitor is having fun with it.
Whatever. I'll shit in your fedora then rub it in your GF's face.
/a/'s janitors at least are usually pretty good at deleting cancer and bait threads like this
0/10 nobody's taking your b8
The mods are actively deleting posts in this thread by the way, you can easily check and see
What's going on? Why are they doing this to us?
No human being can actually get body image issues from pure fiction like cartoons.... right?......
cool pic :^)
So this is how much you don't care about 3D women, anon-kun. I see.
>Not liking one of the top 3 technical wrestlers in the world.
Perhaps only Prince Devitt is actually above him. By the way /wooo/ is in the house, so if you don't know who that is then check your privileges or shut the fuck up.
This thread is still here?
I will fight you irl m8
>What's going on? Why are they doing this to us?
Cause looking through posts and seeing people actually get offended by this is still funny no matter how retarded it is
>I'm an athletic computer nerd working for AMD who enjoys talking about philosophy and bitcoins
>My first major was Psychology
>I couldn't afford a great college (I can now)
>I play competitive MTG
>I'm dating my boss, hoping to eventually become her boss
>I drive ~115 miles one way to volunteer at a church I don't even go to (I'm not religious), because they help the community I grew up in and teach kids/adults java/c++
>I refuse to date women who either 1. are not as smart or smarter than me and 2. don't set realistic expectations and outcomes in a relationship
You on the other hand are
>a fan of Inuyasha
Poor taste. Probably incapable of enjoying a quality production.
>only has FWB
Aren't capable of maintaining a relationship or commitment of any worth. A slut
>4/10 in the looks department
Nothing special. No one wants to date you.
>Incapable of engaging in a discussion about relevant world topics on a non-pedistirian level
You probably talk to people about tumblr happenings. Why aren't you trying to convince one of your bosses to accept Bitcoin payments (slideshow, graphs, the works) to increase their profit margin
>Impressed by a mechanic
Mechanics are essentially Engineers that couldn't do math no offense to people who just love cars
>Butthurt that some beta nerd dumped her out of the friendzone
3D women are the worst.
Prove me wrong.
Don't be so tsundere anon-chan
At this point I think everyone is just trolling each other. Also nice duo-keks
Snail is best.
I knew saying that would reveal /wooo/ What are you faggots doing here?
No, just your imagination you dumb faggot
never gets old
Look at that dead bitch.
This is the best thread on /a/ right now.
you a shit snake
>This hits hard at a lot of faggots.
Wow, what losers, not being proud of their wizard status or what?
wasting time until raw what else?
Why is this thread still up? Earlier this day two loli threads were deleted, and this shit stays?
I'm full time /a/ and /wooo/. /wooo/'s moderation is tight as fuck though so all wrestling shitposting goes to /asp/
Snake > Snail
I just responded to c/pasta didn't I.
Welp, time to kill myself.
Snake worst Monogatari
WHATS HAPPENING IN HERE
Snake a shit
now this, THIS is b8
How's Windows 98 and your 56k connection working out for you faggot?
because 3D men can be equally as bad, and sometimes worse.
All 3D sucks, except for 3D cats.
t-tanoshii desu ka?
>teach kids/adults java/c++
Thanks for traumatizing kids and adults alike.
Could've just acted like you knew it all along and just blamed your post on autism
But congratulations for going out of your way to make yourself seem retarded
You getting the Network /wooo/kie?
Mods plz sticky thread for epic dubs
At least he's not pretending to be retarded I guess.
>I refuse to date fat, elitistic, slobs.
Good for you, why do you even bother to share it in this place of all places? Go to a feminist blog, you can get all the "you go gurl" posts that you want there.
>tfw I lift for grils
>tfw I am a 20+ virgin
>tfw I just want to be normal
Who /fit/ in here?
I may have a pretty boring personality, but at least my muscles will attract the sloots.
Sooner or later I have to grow up and give my parents grand children.
Tough luck you sad nonce. Why don't you go wank at the bus stop like you usually do.
you can't be serious.
snail is best gatari.
ITT: /a/ self-moderates.
You are the faggot. Fuck off back the redshit.
You being defensive is qt moe, please continue.
see my post
I've done my duty, did you?
MODS=FAGS MODS=FAGS MODS=FAGS MODS=FAGS MODS=FAGS MODS=FAGS MODS=FAGS MODS=FAGS MODS=FAGS MODS=FAGS MODS=FAGS MODS=FAGS MODS=FAGS MODS=FAGS MODS=FAGS MODS=FAGS MODS=FAGS MODS=FAGS
You don't know what epik dubs are m8
So original, great comeback, wow. #sarcasm
Reasonable. Don't shitpost though.
/wooo/'s moderation is pretty bad. You should go to /sp/ for RAW though.
B-B-But the new series of Total Divas!
Who SCIENCE here?
This is the best feel pic I've seen.
Why does /a/ always fall for the b8?
Have some chewing ryuuko
Actually, the kids seem to take to it rather well. I started them off with a Blockly interface while teaching them Java so they would have a visual representation.
A momentary lapse in thought is not autism.
>6 years ago
>thread barely lasts 30 posts, people ignore the thread and move on with their lives
>thread is full of underage dipshits shitposting
Neo-/a/ is true suffering.
>generic /a/non watching porn and taking it easy at home while crossdressing
BTW /v/ are laughing their fucking ass's off. Looks like the war is over, /a/ has shown its true colors.
All that shit taste in a single image.
nice reaction pic m8. Why don't you fuck off back to MAL you tryhard faggot.
>hurr durr dem buzzwords ZOMG you summerfag lel
But this is all ironic shitposting, don't you know?
Hello, my fellow dudes. I see you have a quote on quote "shit thread." No worries, I'll post some pretty epic and funny pics from funnyjunk.com so I can entertain you dudes.
Ladies and Kiddos! I present you, pic number #1!
Hello /s4s/. Welcome to /a/, please enjoy your stay
>Actually believes this.
Working on my diet and strength training after a break from dropping 50lbs after about 3 months. I was pretty fat but got /fit/ for mai waifu, not the disgusting 3DPDs. She lives in my heart and mind so my body is her temple and I'll build one that lasts 1000 years!
Life sciences>>>Other pretentious shit
Prove me wrong
I don't date girls with shit taste
Now I present you...
pic number #2!
>500 posts ommited
Am I on /v/?
he'd make a fine trap
Just look at the archive, you retarded tripfag.
Keep telling yourself that while me and my 3DNOTPD IRL GF make IRL Hentai. You beta faggot.
>not superior 9gag
I seriously hope you guys don't do this.
You're on mods funtime posting.
pic number #3!
pic number #4!
I wonder how many of those anon's have an heroed in the last few years due to their pathetic existences?
pic number #5!
Oh shit I think I know that girl #yolo
>Hair waved to the left on left-most picture
>Hair waved to right on upper-right picture
This kid put a lot of effort into this guys.
Good thing mods and janitors are doing such a great job as usual.
Legitimate /a/ threads discussing anime and manga get deleted yet this shit is okay to be here?
Rock science>Life sciences
>R: 344 / I: 78
Let's hit that fucking bump limit /b/ros.
pic number #6!
Go back to tumblr and blog there. Jesus christ
1. Get a job
2. Impress your boss
3. Seduce her with the intent of usurping her role in the company and taking the job
4. Don't cry when she takes interest in your hobbies and doesn't chastise you for them
5. Ignore every conversation your mother has about "When are you going to get that chick pregnant"
6. Remind yourself before sex that she is a woman and might try to fire you if you put it in her pooper on days she doesn't explicitly ask for it.
Hasn't failed me yet anon-kun.
You know what doge, I never thought about it that way. We're pretty hypocritical aren't we.
But that's now it works anon. All living sexual life form always choose the strongest so the children would be stronger.
If you want feelings then go to tumblr, they fuck whatever they want.
pic number #7!
B-but that might summon MODS
how does this shitbox thread get 350 posts without being deleted
thanks for nothing mods
I'm sure Mr. Perfect who doesn't care for casual sex or is gay will love you and have casual sex with you. On your terms and just so you can feel useful again.
I miss accelerator-kun ;_;
I can't fucking breathe.
Is this a script?
ouch hit me right in the feels haha
kek, chemistry a best.
Well at least you admit you're butthurt.
But let's be honest, any guy who went to an Ivy League school can do much better than you. There are plenty of very attractive girls out there who would do unspeakable things to score a guy with a degree like that.
Generalizing people is sad and pathetic, I refuse to believe a group of people can be summarized by "fat fuck" or "skinny meek faggot".
Also, reported because this shit is off topic.
2 hours later and /a/ is still told.
Why is she so perfect /a/?
>Blocked and chained by laws and moralfags to the extreme because I actually can make your monstergril dream come true.
>Lifting for girls
>Not leaving humanity behind.
/v/ never wins. They think they we do but this is doubled up ruse
A fit guy will most likely have a far better personality than any fat neckbeard/twink who doesn't take care of his body.
Because she looks male, and /a/ is faggots.
pic number #8!
chemistry a slut and worst girl.
Running all day erreyday. It pays my studies as well.
No it was pure luck, this is the best day since a girl in my class said hi to me!
Best thread since 2010
See you in April newfriends
pic number #9!
You can't make my dreams come true anon. If I keep telling myself this it might hurt less.
This. Being fat is a major personality flaw, also permarejected men with insecurities tend to be evil.
T-they wouldn't actually do that right?
This is a domain with rules not fucking murican fat cat dictatorship at work.
I-I have faith in the moderation of 4chan and their duty to their work.
Genomic biotechologyst here
harry potter animu when>
Time for EXODIA?
You know this board is shit when even the mods don't think its worth saving.
It doesn't matter how you look, really. As long as you have a) friends b) nice job c) money, you'll get women.
Though you can always lift like there's no tomorrow and become the man you were born to be. Huge, manly and able to tear reinforced concrete with your bear hands.
The reason Life science isn't as cool as it can be.
You must never have gone to the #4chan IRC to see what the mods are actually like.
With the exception of Aerolite, they're all self righteous faggots. Abib and ALTERNATIVE are so autistic its pathetic.
And finally! pic number #10
It's been a pleasure serving you dudes. Unfortunately, that's all the funny pics I have for now. Piece!
Nice duo-dubs /a/non
Anyone who doesn't like short-haired emma can fuck off
I digit away from trips, how disappointing
Nice duo-dubs /a/non
LWA. Also nice dubs
I'm actually surprised this thread got 389 replies. I thought you were smarter than that /a/. I am disappointed in you all.
What are we gonna do when bump limit is hit?
Is this what /a/ has become?
This board is full of intellectually weak children.
As bitchy as it sounds, the OP really isn't that far off.
Good only 100 more posts and this thread is dead
I can but I need you.
You need to obtain enough influence for illegal human experiments on a random European country.
And enough money for my payment.
Is Cirno my enemy by the way?
Shut the fuck up you just added to the reply count yourself cunt
>anyone on 4chan
>anything other than a retard
Imma just wait a couple of hours and post it again.
Do the newfags really don't know how to sage this stale as fuck pasta? Christ /a/
>Is Cirno my enemy by the way?
No she just wants a 9.
I'm starting to get used to this picture.
Post a new gurl next time
>this thread is still up
FOR FUCKS SAKE. SO MUCH FOR SELF-MODERATION.
MODS ARE COMING! QUICK EVERYONE PUT ON YOUR GAME FACE!
HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF MEN'S WAREHOUSE. IT MAY BE, BEING THAT I BOAST THE BIGGEST BACULUM IN THIS BLUE EARTH, THAT I WOULD MACARONICLY MAKE THE MISTAKE OF REMOVING MAGIC FROM MY MIND. MORBIDLY MADE-UP TO EXPOUND THE CONTRARY THIS MISTAKE, I AM A MAGNIFICENT MAGE OF THE RIGHT-HAND PATH, IF YOU PICK UP ON MY PACHYGLOSSAL PAEAN. AS I SERVED THE SORCERERS' SIGHT WITH MY SACCULAR, SEMINIVEROUS SERPIGO OF SCORTATION, I COULDN'T HELP BUT PEER TO THE PRETTY APPRENTICE THAT PRESENTED PREMATURELY HER BULGING AND BEAUTIFUL BUMGUMBLIES, ALMOST ESCAPING THE IMPRISONMENT OF HER UNNECESSARY ARTICLE OF TORSO CLOTHING. MY PALACEOUS, PENIL PUMP PLOPPED FORTH IN A GLORIOUS BLAZE OF BACULIFORM BADNESS. IN AN ANGELIC ASCENSION OF UTTER AWESOME, IT ENTERED HER ABSONANT ASS IN AN ABJECT AND ABLOW ACTION, HER ABRAIDED EYES GLEAMING WITH THE TEARS OF THE GLORIOUS GLOP THAT IS ZIMMER SLOP. ENDING WITH AN ABTERMINAL ACCELERATION OF ANTICIPATED ANIMOSITY, SHE AND I LET FORTH A RIGOROUS ROAR IN UNISON, HERS A BANSHEE'S BELLOW, AND MINE THE LION'S LOUD LAMPOON. MY CHANCE AS A CHANTER OF WITCHCRAFT WAS CHARRED, BUT MY MIDSECTION'S MIGHTY MISSILE WAS MUCH OBLIGED BY THE MACROBIAN MOMENT OF MANIC MONOGONY. I GUARANTEE IT.
butthurt bio major detected, the most impure of the sciences.
Yes, you can thank sigourney weaver for that
BUT LE SELF MODERATION WORKS YOU GUYS
Yeah, to be fair it was never really that shocking. But it's fun to do the whole Exodia thing. Posting all the lyrics to The Plagues takes a while though.
>tfw I reported this thread over an hour ago and it's still here shitting up the board
>People are still responding to this copypasta
Nice one. More murricunts will be on then so the lulz will be even greater.
Have you heard about Raelfags at the last decade?
Ah good then.
oh my, I did it!
HI. I'M GEORGE ZIMMER - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. LAST NIGHT I UNSHEATED MY MUNGO MAN SPOUT FROM MY JEANS AND FLOPPED IT DOWN IN FRONT OF YOUR MOTHER - YOUR SENILE DOWNSTAIRS NEIGHBOR TAPPED AT HER CEILING BECAUSE OF THE CLAMOR. YOUR MOM WAS BARELY ABLE TO NIBBLE AT MY PLUMP, PRODIGIOUS MEMBER BEFORE I GRABBED IT LIKE A LASSO AND SMACKED HER ACROSS THE FACE SO HARD SHE FLEW, SPINNING, ONTO THE BED BENT OVER - AWAITING THE ADMISSION OF MY THROBBING ACREAGE OF FLESH SHE COULD ONLY TAKE 30 SECONDS OF HALF MY SCROTAL CAMEL BEFORE SHE FAINTED. I FINISHED UP AND BESTOWED A STUNNING LIKENESS OF THE POPE ON HER BACK IN BABY SPACKLE. I USED HER TOOTH BRUSH AS TOILET PAPER AND LEFT A QUARTER ON HER ASS. SHE CALLED ME FOUR TIMES TODAY. I GUARANTEE IT.
I remember this pasta. Why are so many people replying seriously?
HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. MERE HOURS AGO, ON A SUBWAY RIDE HOME TO MY LAVISH PENTHOUSE APARTMENT, ON MY WAY BACK FROM THE WORLDS MOST VIRILE MAN COMPETITION, THERE SAT ACROSS FROM ME A WOMAN OF ADMIRABLE MAMARY PROPORTIONS. NATURALLY, MY IMMEDIATE REACTION WAS FOR MY DANGEROUS, DEVILISH, DAPPER DOWNSTAIRS DOWEL TO SWELL TO THE ROUGHLY THE SIZE OF A MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL BAT. BUT I DIGRESS. THE IMPORTANT PART OF MY TALE OF UNIMAGINABLE SEXUAL PROWESS WAS THUS:
A RATHER INNEBRIATED FELLOW BEGAN TO HARASS THE OTHER PATRONS UPON THE SUBWAY CAR WHOSE DIJMENSIONS WERE BEING NOW APPROACHED BY THAT OF MY TOWERING MEAT FOUNTAIN. HAVING NOT THE SAME AUDACITY AS I, THEY THOUGHT IT BEST TO LET THE MAN BE. AS HE MOVED FROM PROUDLY DISPLAYING HIS COMPARATIVELY INSIGNIFICANT PENILE PINKY TO THE OLDER WOMEN TO THE YOUNG, BOUNCY AND BOUNTIFUL BEAUTIFULLY BREASTED BROAD THAT HAD CAUSED THE MAMMOTH SWELLING OF MY SWEATY MALE-WHALE, I CLUTCHED TIGHTLY MY TROPHY FROM AFOREMENTIONED COMPETITION, AND KNEW IMMEDIATELY THE APPROPRIATE COURSE OF ACTION. THE LOOK THAT GRACED HIS WANDERING EYES AS MY PULSATING POWER PUMP RUSHED TO MEET HIS FACE WILL CAUSE ME RUMBLING LAUGHTER FOR MANY A YEAR. THE RESULTIMG AROMA OF GIN AND TESTOSTERONE THAT LINGERED IN THE AIR WAS INVIGORATING. I THEN SPOKE IN A DIALECT OF MANDARIN CHINESE IN A FREQUENCY THAT ONLY ELEPHANTS CAN HEAR A WARNING TO THIS MAN THAT THIS BEHVAIOR OF HIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE. ALAS, IT FELL ON DEAF EARS, FOR HE HAD PASSED. THE FELLATIO SESSION THAT I HAD EARNED FROM THE MAGNIFICENTLY MILKY MAIDEN WAS INTERRUPTED BY THE GOINGS-ON OF THE NEAREST POLICE OFFICER. RATHER THAN GO THROUGH THE TEDIUM OF FILLING OUT TIRESOME REPORTS AND STATEMENTS, I WASHED HIM OUT OF THE TRAIN AND UP THE STAIRS TO THE STREET WITH A BATH OF ONLY THE FINEST PROTEIN PACKED PUBIC PUDDING THAT I COULD MUSTER. I GUARANTEE IT.
Most of the people here are dubs. Very few people took the thread seriously. But the fact that even that many did is disheartening.
/a/ IS DA BEST BOARD EVER, WE SELF MODERATE!!!! NOT LIKE CRAPPY /v/!!!
MAN IT'S LIKE SUMMER NEVER FUCKING ENDED THIS YEAR.
DON'T LOSE YOUR DUBS /A/NONS
HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. APPARENTLY, YOU DON'T KNOW WHEN TO SHUT THE FUCK UP, WHICH IS TO BE EXPECTED FROM AN ASS-DRAGGING MAN WHORE LIKE YOURSELF THAT GETS KICKED OFF THE GOOD CORNERS BY TWELVE YEAR OLD BOYS LOOKING FOR EXTRA INCOME TO SUPPORT THEIR POKEMON ADDICTIONS. IF YOU'RE EVER INTERESTED IN BECOMING A REAL MAN, COME BY THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE WHERE I CAN GIVE YOU A TESTOSTERONE INFUSION IN THE BACK ALLEY WITH MY PATENTED PULSATING MAN HAMMER. I'LL SPREAD YOUR ASS CHEEKS WIDER THAN THE MARIANAS TRENCH, AND I'LL PLUNGE MY THUNDERING FLESH REDWOOD INTO YOUR WINKING PINK CHRYSANTHEMUM. SLIPPING ON MY STEEL WOOL GLOVES, I'LL GRAB YOUR MINISCULE QUIVERING JOYSTICK AND VIGOROUSLY MASSAGE IT UNTIL IT STANDS UP HARDER AND STRAIGHTER THAN A MARINE AT SHORT ARM INSPECTION WITH HIS FAVORITE DRILL SERGEANT. WHEN I FINALLY UNLEASH MY SHOWER OF MAN MAYONNAISE INTO YOUR COLON YOUR INNARDS WILL PULSATE IN JOYOUS ABANDON AND YOUR NIPPLES WILL EXPLODE WITH DELIGHT, RAINING MY SEX SAUCE DOWN UPON UNWARY PASSERSBY WHO WILL COWER IN FEAR OF THE SECOND COMING. I GUARANTEE IT.
Hey guys I've invited [s4s] to our funposting thread! >>>/s4s/1519766
Plz thumbs up if you like!
It's been a while since I saw these.
It didn't since 2007
not anime fans will reject you as you do with anime fans, for the same fucking reasons
Eternal september is upon us, anon.
I HAVE A SIMILAR STORY TO SHARE WITH YOU CONCERNING YOUR MOTHER. IT HADN'T CROSSED MY MIND, BUT DURING YOUR ORIENTATION SESSION HERE AT MEN'S WEARHOUSE INC., YOUR MOTHER, WHO ALSO ATTENDED ALONG WITH YOU THAT VERY DAY, PASSED ME A NOTE, WHICH I DO NOT RECALL IN ITS ENTIRETY. SOMETHING ABOUT "I WILL GIVE YOU MY LIFE IN EXCHANGE FOR EXPERIENCING THAT WHICH EVERY MAN, WOMAN, AND CHILD ON THIS EARTH PRAYS EVERY DAY TO EXPERIENCE; GETTING FUCKED IN THE MOUTH BY YOUR THROBBING MASSIVE COLUMN OF FLESH". I COULD NOT DISCOURAGE THIS WOMAN, SO IN A FLASH, MY DAPPER TIGHT PANTS EXPLODED AS MY BEHEMOTH OF LOVE UNLEASHED ITSELF TOWARDS YOUR MOTHER'S GAPING UTERUS, WHICH SHE HAD SUBMITTED TO MY MEAT MISSILE THE MOMENT SHE REALIZED HER LIFE GOAL HAD BEEN REALIZED. I FEEL IT IS AN APPOPRIATE TIME NOW TO LET YOU KNOW THAT YOUR MOTHERS DEATH 5 YEARS AGO WAS NOT DUE TO A TERRORIST ATTACK DURING THE ORIENTATION PARTY, IN WHICH YOUR MOTHER WAS BLOWN APART BY AN RPG; RATHER THE SHEER SIZE OF MY THROBBING MAMMOTH-LIKE MISSILE WAS TOO MUCH FOR HER BODY TO SUPPORT, DESPITE HER ARGUABLY SIZEABLE ANUS. THAT, ALONG WITH THE SUBSEQUENT TORRENTIAL FLOOD WHICH INSTANTLY FILLED HER BODY WITH MY CREAMY MAN JUICE, AND WHICH THE SHEER VOLUME OF ITS CONTENT RESULTED IN THE GOOEY MATTER GUSHING OUT OF EVERY ORIFICE IN HER BODY. I GUARANTEE IT.
>R: 436 / I: 110
What the fuck are the mods doing? Too busy deleting legitimate content?
>Bio not also a slut
>not most pure girl robotics.
It's all over. Everyone go home.
LE EPIC SELF MODERATIONG
Fresh out of even
>seriously replying to this copypasta
Grab some dubs, sit down, and enjoy the shitposting.
WHEN WE HIT 500 I'M GONNA MARK OUT BRO
Indeed. Pic related.
HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MENS WEARHOUSE. 9/11 WAS A LIE. THERE WERE NO TOWEL HEADS. THERE WAS NO AIRPLANE. IN TRUTH I WAS VISITING THE BIG APPLE, SO AS TO COMPARE MY GARGATUAIN MEAT TRAIN TO IT AND LAUGH AT THE GASPING NEW YORKERS AS I POUNDED THEIR MELOVED NAMESAKE INTO BIG APPLE SAUCE. HAVING NOT GOTTEN RELEASE FROM MY CULLENARY EXERISIZE, I MIANDERED DOWN THE STREET WITH MY VIRAL BLOOD ENGORGED SEWER PIPE OUT IN FRONT OF ME LIKE A BLIND MAN'S CANE, LOOKING FOR A HOLE IN THE BACK SIDE OF A WOMAN(S) TO STRETCH BEYOND HUMAN LIMITS. I SPOTTED AT THAT VERY MOMENT AN ATRACTIVE FEMALE IN A MINISKIRT WAVING AT ME. I SLAPED HER TO THE GROUND WITH MY HUMONGOUS PHALUS AND QUICKLY RAVISHED HER SKIRT LIKE A RABID DOG ON A BABY MADE OF STEAK. THE SITE THAT AWAITED ME BOTH SHOCKED AND ENRAGED ME. AFTER SEEING THIS "WOMAN"'S RAISN SIZED WINKY WINKLER, I VOMITED DOWN HIS THROAT THEN PENETRATED HIS ESAPHAGUS, RIPED OUT HIS SPINE AND PEELED HIS CORPS FROM OFF MY MONEY MAKER. TO TEACH ALL OF NEW YORK A LEASON FOR LETTING THIS FLAMMING FAG BAG LIVE, I LET LOOSE A SEMENAL FLOOD OF BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS UPON THE TOWERS OF TWO (AT WHICH'S SMALL SIZE I LAUGHED LIKE A CLOWN RAPING AN 8 YEAR OLD) WHICH CAUSED THEM TO COME CRASHING DOWN LIKE ME AFTER A WEEKEND METH BINGE. I MOCKED THE NEW YORKERS AND MADE NIGGER JOKES AS THEY RAN FROM MY EVER EXPANDING CLOUD OF SPERMAZOA, MASTURBATING TO THE LOOKS OF HORROR ON THEIR FACES. THE GOVERNMENT, IN AN ATTEMPT TO SAVE FACE AND BECASUE THEY HATE ARABS MORE THAN JEWS, PAINTED A BOEING 747 ON MY GIGANTIC COCK AND CALLED IT A TERROIST ATTACK. THE FEELING OF PAINTBRUSHES ON MY DICK MADE ME COME AGAIN, AND PRESIDENT BUSH SNORTED UP EVERY DROP BECAUSE HE THOUGHT IT WAS COKE. I GUARANTEE IT.
HI, I'M KING TORTURE, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE TORTURE ARMY. ONE DAY, ABOUT A WEEK AGO, I WAS EXPLAINING THE IMPORTANCE OF DEDICATION, AND QUALITY IN THE EXECUTION OF OUTRAGEOUSLY THEMED PLANS TO MY ENEMY, A STUNNINGLY BEAUTIFUL BLOND FEMALE, HER BEAUTY MATCHED ONLY BY HER PURITY AND ABSOLUTELY EROTIC COSTUME. THIS COMBINATION OF STIMULI GAVE MY MONOLITHIC CROTCH CANNON NO CHOICE BUT TO AUGMENT AND OBLITERATE MY PANTS. WITHIN MOMENTS MY MEMBER HAD DESOLATED THE DUNGEON,TORTURE DEVICES KNOCKED ASIDE BY THE SHEER GIRTH OF MY PELVIC PULVERISER, AND THE WOMAN IN QUESTION WAS IMPALED ON ITS GARGANTUAN TIP, HAVING THROWN HERSELF IN ITS APOCOLIPTIC PATH OF DESTRUCTION IN AN EFFORT TO EXPERIENCE FIRSTHAND THE QUASI-RELIGEOUS EXPERIENCE THAT IS TORTURE-SAMA. AS MY TROUSER TRUNCHEON EXPANDED, DEMOLISHING WALLS AND DISPATCHING THE TORTURE BOYS WHO ATTEMPTED TO ESCAPE WITH THEIR LIVES RATHER THAN THROW THEMSELVES AT THE MERCY OF MY THROBBING FLESH MISSLE. MOMENTS LATER MY PHALLUS HAD KNOCKED OUT MANY OF THE BUILDING'S SUPPORT BEAMS AND THE FLOORS OVERHEAD CRASHED DOWN, THE FORCE OF THEIR MOMENTUM CAUSING THE ENTIRE BUILDING ITSELF TO COLLAPSE IN A NIGHTMARISH MANNER NOT UNLIKE A FAMOUS DISASTER ORCHESTRATED BY THE JEWS. RISING FROM THE RUBBLE, WITH THE STUNNING HEROINE STILL ON THE TIP OF MY GOD-SHLONG CRYING ALOUD FOR MERCY, HER SUIT AS WELL AS MINE UTTERLY RUINED BY THE AFFAIR. I LET OUT A THUNDERING ROAR AND LET SPEW FORTH MY SEED WITH SUCH AWE-INSPIRING FORCE THAT THE LOAD SHATTERED THE SOUND BARRIER, VAPOURIZING THE LUSTY MAHOU SHOUJO, CRUSHING EVERYONE IN SIGHT AND SHATTERING EVERY WINDOW IN A 5-MILE RADIUS. IN THE AFTERMATH, STANDING NAKED AND COVERED IN CEMENT DUST, AND SMILING CONTENTLY AT THE DEMOLISHED, SEMEN-COVERED RUINS BEFORE ME, I SPOTTED A DOG, STUMBING IN THE DEBRIS, ITS EARS BLEEDING AND GASPING FOR BREATH IN THE HUMID MUSK. I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF. WITH A LOUD THUD MY ELEPHANTINE MAN-HAMMER HAD CRUSHED THE ANIMAL LIKE A THICK, MEATY FLYSWATTER.
Speaking of which, you should check these digits
HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MENS WAREHOUSE. RECENTLY, I WAS APPROACHED BY QUITE A LUCIOUS LOOKING LADY PERSON. HER BINDING BUST FIGURE IMMEDIATLY FORCED MY TWITCHING GARGANTUAN MAN CANNON TO RAPIDLY EXPAND TO DIVINE ELEPHANTINE DIMENSIONS. THE LADY IN QUESTION, WHO'S BEAUTY WAS ONLY MATCHED BY THAT OF MY COLLOSSAL DOWNSTAIRS DOWEL, WAS ASTOUNDED AND THUS PROCEEDED TO STARE INTENTLY AT MY INTENSIFYINGLY TITANTIC LUST LOG OF INFINITE SEXUAL DESIRE AS IT OBILTERATED MY FINE UNDERWEAR AND TROUSERS CUNNINGLY CONSTRUCTED BY MY DIGNIFIED CHAIN OF RETAILERS. SHE WAS SO FLABBERGASTED AT THE SHEER SIZE AND GRANDEUR OF MY MAGNIFICENT AND IMPRESSIVE ZIMMER BATON THAT I UNDRESSED HER FINE SKIRT AND UNDERWEAR GARMENTS WITH MY PSYCOKINETIC EYES AND SLAMMED MY GIANT OMINOUS VEINY WHALE INTO THE CREVACE OF HER ORIFICE AND DISCHARGED AN ARMY OF MINITURE DAPPER ALBINO BOSNIANS TO COAT THE INSIDES OF HER ANAL CAVITY WITH ONLY THE FINEST SMELLING ZIMMER PROTEIN PACKED PENILE PRODUCE. ONCE I HAD FINISHED WITH THE PUPPYLIKE WHORE, I STAMPED MY NOW ALMOST FLACID STOPCOCK OF JOY AGAINST THE GROUND AND CHARGED INTO THE NIGHT SKY WITH THE ROCKET FUEL OF A THOUSAND GODS TO CONTINUE MY CRUSADES OF MEAT CLOBBERIN'. I GUARANTEE IT.
You call those digits?
You'd best be checking these, faggot.
That was a test post. This post is real dubs
Don't you mean
Took you long enough.
Damn it, I had at least 40 more Zimmerisms to post.