Continue your stories here.
Note: please don't do this.
Your heart can't take it anon? No worries, I'm no writefag, that was probably just a oneshoot
Stories like these make me think anons would be perfect fathers.
I guess I can stay awake for a bit longer
Thread is dead anon, go to sleep and come back later
>Nep:Sweets and games
>Nowa:plant and...whatever that globe thing is called in english
Oh God Blanc, my heart
>.whatever that globe thing is called in english
It's called a Spinny Winny Worldy Twirly.
I want to kiss MAGES.
While I know nothing on raising a child, I know how to keep one quiet and entertained so they don't cause trouble in the house.
Well, there are a few exceptions.
This is an abomination.
I like it.
I've been up for 20 hours straight. About to drive my brother around too.
>This is an abomination
I have no idea what you are talking about.
Same here, except I haven't watched over girls at all. How does one handle Rom & Ram?
Let them play pranks on you and act really hurt, then they'll come comfort you and you can tickle them.
Do your best to hide your boner and tuck them into bed, then masturbate in the other room.
>That Nepgear in the collar
By taking it easy.
I expected no less from you guys. Thanks for the tips.
I hope the other one 404s soon, I want to repost muh Nepus.
Nepu in need is a Nepu indeed.
When you have 919 Nep images, it's not really an issue.
I've got more Neps with filenames than that. But I still have my few favorite images, you know.
Nepgear rides again.
I reserve the right to be very selective with my images.
The folder was only created in August, so it'll probably reach 1000 soon.
Neps been my waifu since HDN1 was released in the west, so I guess I've got a bit of a head start.
That's real dedication. Kinda makes me feel bad, to be honest.
Congratulations on your upcoming 3rd anniversary.
T-thanks. I hope my daki has been delivered until then so I can spend all day cuddling her.
It took you this long to get daki of her?
What a scumbag.
It can't be helped, I was waiting for an official one, but when they opened pre-orders for the ones with the horrible anime art, I, after long consideration, ordered a bootleg which at least looks like Tsunako has drawn it.
Which one is it?
I'd have preferred a less lewd one, but all the other dakis look nothing like Nep at all.
I'm honestly surprised that the Nep side is lewder than the Perfect Heart side.
No wait, it's Tsunako, that's not surprising at all.
Thanks for reminding me that my nep cover hasn't arrived yet, anon ;_;
You get one day, ONLY ONE DAY with your favorite Neptunia, how do you spend it and with who?
Cuddling with Pururu
Always wondered where they came from. Is this only in Rebirth?
Karaoke with Beru.
Talk with Noire all day.
Reading with Blanc. While cuddling.
>not a doujin, i swear.jpg
Why are her panties down then? This is insanity.
I had a dream that Nepu was a show about NepNep being nep on PBS right alongside Sesame Street and Reading Rainbow and Clifford the Big Red Dog.
And I watched all 4 shows with Rom and then made her lunch and after we ate we took a nap together and then I woke IRL.
Don't quite know what to make of it.
You want to cuddle with Rom.
Who doesn't? Just look at how cute and perfect she is.
I've always been a Nowarufag though.
Nowaru is your waifu, Rom is your daughteru.
What are you testing, anon?
Not enough Neps
Gear stop getting your face pasted on the best Nep.
I'm playing Mk2 for the firs time right now. Do you think if they make a Mk2 anime that they'll keep Nisa's theme?
Can I spend it with my daughter? I just want to see how happy she is when I treat her out to an all you can eat pudding buffet ;_;
Why are the /a/ Nep threads so much better than /vg/ ones? Outside of 100xTolerance for people that want to live with their Neptunias, not flipping shit over a faceless self insert in a non-canon game and people not calling each other shit?
May I request the bigger version of this please?
Not that, no.
I mean the full image that's not cropped but has those creepy eyes.
>snacks in the bed
IMAGINE THE CRUMBS
Oh, here you go.
>He doesn't eat his snacks, breakfast, dinner and supper on the bed.
Thank you so much anon.
>not having a mini-vac by your bed for crumb disposal
Neptune is the Main Character of my heart.
I hope the old thread 404'd already, I want to post this again.
Thank you for the Buran picture.
She's god, she can afford new sheets every day.
Neptuna is the main character of my fart!
And you're the main source of low quality posts on /a/.
Blanc is the Main Character of my heart.
Blanc a cute.
No, that's Nep, but Blanc is really cute.
What should I do to make it up with her?
Masturbate with her pantsu.
Blanc is still the cutest in my opinion.
W-well that's j-just your opinion, and I respect it, even if I disagree with it.
How many tubs of pudding, anon? I'm afraid one tub won't be enough to quell her anger.
Your opinion is objectively fine with me. Nep is also cute and I'm glad we resolved our disagreement civilly.
Let me take a moment to let you know that I, personally, find Noire to be the cutest Nep. Naturally, I respect both of your opinions, but feel mine should be considered as well.
All of them. Go to every store in your town and buy all the pudding they have.
Then go to the next town and do the same.
Stop pretending, nowan actually likes Nowa.
I'll be severely skint and in massive debt by the time I get all the pudding she needs. But if it's for her to forgive me then I'll do it.
I think that Nowaru is also cute. Really, all neps are cute, but I still have my personal opinion as all Neppers do.
I don't know who Nowan is, but who ever he is, he must really like Nowa!
How Big Is Your Nepu Folder?
While I may not like Noire... can you please stop being a massive faggot and shut up?
It's comments like this that makes the thread shit.
I don't have a Nep folder. All my nep related images are messily scattered on my hardrive.
I've been meaning to make a folder though. Would make things easier as it is.
Speaking of cute things you guys are pretty cute as well
Games and pudding with NepNep
Let me organize it first. I've been meaning to do that, anyway.
I really wish Neptune didn't have that "please don't rape me" look on her face.
>Created June 26, 2013
That's a lot of Neptunia.
I've been collecting since late 2012 actually.
>Can I have pudding, Onii-Chan?
Have you worshiped your goddess yet today, /a/?
She can have mine. I'd give her as much as she wants.
I haven't. Thanks for reminding me.
>implying I've slept since yesterday.
>The PS Stands for Prime Snatch
Sounds like you've already done some "worshiping" today.
Have a V BH.
>Neptune will never ask you for more pudding
>You will never tell her to stop eating so much
>She will never sit next to you, look into your eyes and ask "Can I have more pudding O-nii-chan?"
>She will never get her face all dirty with pudding
>You will never help her clean her face
>She will never lick off that tiny bit of pudding left on your face
>She will nev-...
God damn it I'm doing this again
Stop before I squeeze you instead of neptune.
And I'd rather not squeeze another anon.
N-No...To be honest there's nothing else to add there, there's no lewd, only cute
Umm...Thank...you I guess...Not sure if you mean it in a "squeeze you so much that you break" sense
I mean ruin BOTH of our days kind of way, I would hate it if you do something wrong to my neptune.
>you will never teach Noire how to swim
>you will never be taught by Vert how to swim
As I said, there's no lewd, only cute. There's no way I would do something wrong with her because while I am getting aroused thinking about cuddling with me and then shyly looking away saying "Go a-ahead Anon" I view her more as a little sister type character, dunno why it just works
I see her as my little wife, in both forms.
Keep Ram chained up somewhere dark. Spoil Rom.
>Not wanting to ram ram
Spead a whole day fondling Noire's breasts
What if she doesn't like it? What if she wants something else? What if she wants something...more
Sure they dont. Thats why she got her own game.
Nowan can resist her.
Then I blueball her.
I just want to spend a day playing with her perfect tits. They are such an exceptionally nice size, just perfect for fitting them all in your hands.
I want Neptune to spit in my mouth and proclaim that i belong to her and only her.
Didn't mean to quote.
I want to squeeze her.
I want her to squeeze my dick with her pussy as i hit all of her pleasure spots.
I just want to squeeze her.
>Noire doesn't think she's attractive
>She wants your honest opinion
>You examine every part of her body, you know, no...you knew ever since you first saw her, that she's perfect
>Perfect size breasts, beautiful legs, hair, you just can't stop looking at her hair, eyes, she blu-..
FUCK IT I'M GOING TO SLEEP! Then maybe I will finally finish watching whole anime, might do at least that much since I haven't played the games....God going to nepgen seriously screws with your mind...
I want to squeeze her ass cheeks roughly and run my tongue over it.
>Noire knows she is hot shit
>still wants to hear that she is comming from you
>Have dick maybe the size of NepNep's forearm and maybe half the length.
>She's 4.7 ft tall and barely 85 lbs.
>A dicking from me would probably really hurt her, even in her HDD form.
>Her face when I whip it out on our wedding night.
Welp, I guess its infinite cuddling for me if I ever make it to Gamindusti.
>Not absolutely destroying her
>Have no idea how large my penis is when fully erect.
I don't want to hurt her or cause lasting damage.
Plus the last girl I shagged had a limp for a while after we did, and that was ten over years ago. It's 8.25 fully erect. Never measured to girth, but I can't close my hand around it.
If your dick is 8.25 when fully erect, then you might want to make Neptune really loose and slippery before you even consider ramming your dick so far up her womb or her ass
Are you prepared to swear off sex for life if Neptune would be in severe pain if you popped her cherry?
Truthfully? You'll swear it off even if Neptune -begs- for you to make her feel like a real adult?
I'll finger her till she's all spent.
But only after marriage.
You are so generous and thoughtful, anon. Even if Neptune begged for it, you're keen to put her health and safety on the line first and -save- her from the might of your fully erect girth
One day you -might- have to do it though. I mean, while you could possibly swear off sex, Neptune might get determined to buy many dildo's and make her tight inexperienced pussy as loose as a tree branch.
>loose as a tree branch
OK I know a bunch of sexual innuendos, but you literally lost me there.
I don't know how it goes... but I'm simply saying she'll make herself so loose you'll easily be able to ram your 8.25 penis into her womb without hurting her.
I think she'll need a lot of practice and I still don't wanna hurt her or have her do something harmful to herself.
Why? because he won't absolutely just destroy her and her ability to walk?
I'd like to see it too.
I'm just saying, If i ever do get to her dimension and marry her, I will put off any and all sexual acts with her other than oral and such. I don't wanna hurt her.
Then reassure her. Don't make her hurt herself just because she feels useless that she can't take you large 8.25 dick inside her and feel like a real woman.
To be honest, I wouldn't want to put her on that situation as well. I'd rather - as you say - finger her until she's spent
I don't fault him for that, or the fact that he fucked a girl and dumped her. I fault him for assuming she'd even want him.
>assuming she'd even want him.
Well he can always take her by force, and demolish her in the process
>What are one-night stands?
More like my first GF that decided to brake up with me with out telling me.
It's in the past and now I belong to NepNep.
I've heard people spout bullshit like casual sex, but it's a lie. Even something as shallow as just sex is forming a relationship with another person, and in any relationship, assumptions will be made, feelings will be misinterpreted, and heartbreak will follow.
Oh, right. Then I clearly see nothing wrong with wanting to marry my daughter
Imagine if Iris was your imouto
I see the lack of Beru in this thread...
>Imagining my wife as my little sister.
Dont do that to me.
I want Beru to beat me up.
Why is she punching the air?
But she's already my daughter.
>You can't tell me you're tired already! I want to play with you some more!
>suddenly talking about erect penises destroying Nepnep
>tfw 13cm dick isn't the cunt destroyer but good for Nepping
>she see's your dick.
Stop. We're not doing this again.
Vert a cute
I love Pururut.
Green heart is the best heart
I agree anon
She's almost begging to be squeezed
Two years ago.
I hadn't even realized it had been two years since I saw my waifu.
Time is moving too fast, I want it to stop.
Which group is subbing the Neptunia BDs again?
Lets see your background
I still firmly believe this is one of the cutest images of Beru Beru on the internet.
I'm hoping someone can prove me wrong and for some more cute berus
>Time is moving too fast, I want it to stop.
We all do, anon. Goddammit, why does 18 feel like so long ago?
Because you'll never be rid of me why haven't you put your goddess in your phone yet, /a/?
Because Pururun isn't on the app since they don't want my money.
>Do you really think those people can enjoy anything they get through underhanded means with all their heart?
Yeah, it's really easy. Though I'm surprised that Neptune portrayed piracy in a sort of balanced way, at least in that image.
>Nowaru is the only one without a school swimsuit
Noire-chan confirmed for legal
Don't get my hopes up, man. Don't you do it.
I honestly have heard rumors of them releasing something of the like.
Though let's face it, Nepgear will get one before Puru
Murderers don't deserve apps.
Going to bed. Hopefully the thread will still be up tomorrow.
My goddess is on my phone. I sleep with her every night.
Are you still alive
'till then, you guys can have this.
It's so close I can almost taste it
Who's the absolutely cutest Goddes? Who's hiding there? Come out, we don't bite
>Who's the absolutely cutest Goddes?
Is this some sort of archaic form of 'Gods'?
No, I'm just stupid
It's a tie
Blanc the cutest.
Sadly, I cannot post any pictures right now to demonstrate.
Favorite Neptunia appears in your room, she's stuck in this world for an unknown ammount of time,could be a week, could be a year, could be forever. She's not too friendly towards you. What do you do? Make her into you sex slave or take care of her?
I take care of her and hope that she eventually warms up to me.
That might be difficult but it would be worth it in the end.
Good freakishly early morning.
I'd make her feel welcomed and let her play all of my games. I'd take her out on dates and have fun. I'd try to make her favorite food and let her sleep in my bed if she wanted to. If she had to leave, I'd beg her to take me with her.
Just woke up.
I want Uni to teach me how to swim.
I would throw all of my money for something like this.
I'll just give her her own personal space but allow her to play all of my games so that she doesn't get too bored with being stuck in my room.
I want Iffy.
forgot the pic
/u/ please go and stay go.
So we talk about the idol raising sim game, now?
If you feel like it. Or you could post some depressing greentext story that makes everyone feel suicidal. Or just talk about the games in general.
While I'm obviously not a fan of yuri, can't you just respect their wishes and stop acting all hostile?
It's clearly a dream anyway and they're entitled to ship whatever the fuck they like
Shitposters go and stay go.
It's an image dump with literally 0 discussion. No. If the thread's going to die, let it die.
>let it die.
I'm all for letting it die really. But someone would have clearly bumped it back to page 0 when it's about to 404 in the end.
So you shitpost just because someone posts yuri to save the thread? People save this thread all the damn time and I don't see you whining about it.
Which would be fine if there was an actual discussion to be had. These threads might as well be Generals at this point.
They pretty much are generals with the amount of threads we get daily.
They are already generals. We've had this discussion countless times, and it's been established that OP is going to make them whether we like it or not.
Who's the worst candidate and why is it Squaregear?
>post some depressing greentext story that makes everyone feel suicidal
Oh? Do you want more? If it helps you end your life then I can probably...Nah, you have to live your sad earthlin life
I'm sure others doesn't.
I'm fine with either way.
Did square murdered Noire?
Looks like a botched attempt of a assassin's creed style roof execution.
>Who is the best candidate, and why us it Nepgear
Haven't seen this posted in a while.
Poor Nep is going to have a tummy ache after she's ate all them.
Would you be willing to chomp down on all the eggplants to save her from them?
This thread is ass.
I've never had an eggplant in my life, anon.
But I'm willing to take that risk even if it means my breath stinks of eggplants and that I throw it all up or have a bad case of diaherra
They taste alright but hell the texture of it. Ughh.
It just so happens that I find the taste of eggplants just fine. But even if I didn't, I'd still protect Nep from them.
There's a reason for that.
Not digging the recoloring on this one.
Post the rest
Before we go all meta it's clear that it isn't just one OP.
I think it's 5 or 6 people who perpetuate the
I'll have you know this is a Christian image board.
I listen to this at least once a week.
I never quite got why hand-holding is lewd.
At least the poor girl tried but come the fuck on.
it's a joke gone out of control
That's quite the lewd answer, anon. But thanks.
That's a lot more than I can say for NISA's Victory script. I'm barely two hours into it, and I'm already sick of their brand of "humor".
I want to give Iffy such a hard dicking while Compa sleep next to us, unaware what happening to her good friend.
>Not giving Compa a good fuck while IF watches and starts crying but she's so turned on at seeing Compa getting drilled that she has to start schlicking
Don't act like you don't want a savage dicking.
I feel bad for Iffy, Compa-chan will never notice her. ;_;
IF doesn't need Compa, Beru will sweep her off her feet.
I'm surprised I never noticed Nep's feet before.
Post the other one
Almost tricked me.
But not with PH, I thought she was Nepgear.
>Doing things with Nep right beside them
I don't think we'd see something quite THAT cheap in Neptunia.
Oh, is it time for us to be lewd again?
Gotta go fast
>Before Neptunia anime
>Neptunia isn't really /a/ material
>After Neptunia anime
Why didn't the BlazBlue anime start nonstop BB threads?
Because /a/ cared about Nep before the anime
Also I think BB just wasn't that big on /a/ in the first place.
BB had too many males.
Latest chapter of Megami Tsuushin
But the actual females are hot
Except Platinum. Platinum an annoying and stupid-looking shit. And maybe Litchi if you count that her vagina is full of magic AIDS and she's a stupid backstabbing cunt
Yes, that does tend to destroy series.
Not true. Gintama was good.
So... Sanic really appears in the Nepu manga?
Do you have a DL link? I obviously haven't seen this chapter yet.
What was with the explicit Madoka references, about Kyubey to be exact, in V?
I want to lick WH chest.
It gets better.
Are you ready for instant retribution though?
It was a pretty good chapter.
When did Neptune grew up to be such a pervert? I swear I didn't do anything that would make her this way
Which goddess would you deito?
Noire, Neptune, Blanc, Vert in that order.
I love them all.
The one with the tightest butt and genki personality.
Try again, anon.
Are you being retarded on purpose, anon?
Blanc of course
Ah, you tricked me. It WAS Blanc!
Blanc doesn't eat pudding all day nor does she have purple hair.
That doesn't fit any of the goddesses...
Either Blanc or Noire, most likely Blanc but Noire is also a waifu material for me. Neptune is pernamently in the little sister category for me. Bert is my least fav out of them
You can be depressed all you want, but it still doesn't fit.
Then you're fucking retarded because basically who I was meaning is Neptune
But Neptune has pink hair.
I miss gust so much
I want to hug her.
This is what pink hair looks like, anon.
>You will never hug Neptune tightly
>She will never squirm and say in her adorable voice "It...hurts a bit Anon..."
>You will never let go of her and start apologizing
>She will never hug you and say "This is how you do it right"
There, I did it. Now go and commit suicide everyone
You're fucking blind if you think Neptune's hair is pink.
Nope, that's definitely pink.
That looks like salmon colour to me.
>Nowaru the Rappa
This chapter was pretty good.
It's more pinkish compared to >>100240587
What colour is Pururut's hair?
Her hair IS purple.
No Anon, it's light blue
Clearly it's lavender.
I'd put it closer to periwinkle blue or pale lavender than purple.
So we Violet Heart now?
I want to leave this world and join Neptune in hers and make her my wife.
Now this is one thing that can be helped.
Ara, ara, saving a thumbnail... how shameful.
Why is Tsunako so lewd?
She learned well.
You can always hope that after death you are allowed to shape the world you want to live in the next life
I don't want to shape the world. I want to be with her. ;__;
Don't we all?
I want her to be with Noire, and then I can masturbate while watching. Is that acceptable?
That counts as NTR, doesn't it? Alright, but Iris makes fun of you while you watch them.
I want to gently poke her adorable little face then spoil her with pudding.
Think about it this way. You die, God, Budha or whatever other god you believe in tells you "You can create the world for your next life". So you just use all the knowledge you got in this life and create the "perfect" world. Then you are born in that world and your knowledge resets, you don't know it's a world based on a game, you don't know there are girls such as Neptune etc. After that, you either have luck and meet them, or completly waste the chance. Hey don't look at me like that, no one knows what awaits us after death so we might as well speculate
>whatever other god you believe in
My guess is everyone here who does that winds up posting on Nepchan all day.
Fine with me!
It would be like licking nothing, nothing at all.
No he'd be licking a rib cage and not disgusting bags of cancer.
I like to imagine her chest is still soft, just without excessive fatsacks.
Asumin got married.
Depends. Her skin will be soft fo the touch, but there will be a firm ribcage underneath. If you're a skinny fag, feel yourself up and imagine softer skin.
Saw he thread. Made my afternoon.
A delicious rib cage.
>She blushes and tries to hide her face while you lick her whole body
>You start licking her chest, she get's angry and tries to push you away and hit you, it's not like she hates you, she's just really fucking emberassed
>You don't give up, slowly you can feel her hits getting weaker and weaker
And I leave the rest up to your imagination Anon
Forgive my ignorance, who?
Yeah, that's about the softness level I was imagining.
And yes, I did grope myself and imagine softer skin.
Cute Heart's va.
Haha...ha...Now it feels weird considering what I just wrote....
Next time you fap, now you can grope yourself while you imagine >>100246401.
And? Neptune's VA got married last year and it doesn't stop me. You waifu the characte not the VA.
More like Bitch Heart. She is cute though.
I'm kind of jelly. What is that and how do I get one?
I know that. Blanc is still my first and only so far waifu ever, at least until FFF get's english release(Effole is pretty damn similiar so that might be why). It's just funny that I wrote something like that at pretty much the same time someone gave us the good news
That's not how this shit works.
Well first, out need a GF that's likes to cosplay. I suggest going out to Conventions and such. Introduce her to the series and suggest to cos as your favorite Nepu. Shag like crazy. Just remember she will never fill the void in your heart that is your waifu.
As long as she's his first and last, it's okay.
>Dem perfect Noire breasts
Oh so it's a 3DPD in disguise? How disappointing. When is /g/ going to deliver on these android waifus?
Not him, but I had a waifu before NepNep. Took me a long time to realize I wasn't in love with her and I really liked Neptune instead. It was actually a three way tie between Noire, Blanc and Neptune. I waited a few months before I proclaimed Neptune is the girl for me.
You don't even deserve Nep.
And why is that?
Well, duh... You're not pure.
I'm >>100198889. In life, you meet many people. sometimes you fall in love, sometimes your mind tells you she's the one. When you realize she's not, you have to do the best to not hurt her and move on till you find the one. When you do, your heart tells you.
Sure, until you throw her away like a used rag as well.
I'm not a seasonal fag. I was with my last waifu for 4 years. It hurt to do what I did. Like I said, I waited when I sure my love was true before I proclaimed her as mine waifu. If I really wanted too I can normalfag it up and go out and hook up with some random girl, but I won't. Hell, I was at a con were two girls asked me to go back with them to their rooms. I turned them down because I love Neptune that much.
Wait....THERE WERE C85 NEP DOUJINS!? WHAT THE FUCK JAPAN WHY AREN'T THEY ON SADPANDA YET!?
You don't deserve Nep, we've been over this.
Around 8 or so.
I didn't bother buying any of them.
Can you just fuck off and leave him alone, anon?
>I turned them down because I love Neptune that much.
There's are people who have waifus, and then there are people who believe in their love for an non-existing character that they end up dying alone as virgins...But damn me if you don't have some dedication even if I find it weird. Hell, the only thing I can say is, I hope what >>100244594 said is true so that you might be one day happy
>don't bully the adulterer, he did nothing wrong!
No, YOU leave HIM alone.
Them's fightin words.
I'm not doing anything at all.
I'm not frothing at the mouth at him wanting to date my daughter even if he dated someone in the past before.
Fight me, nerd.
>waifus, and then there are people who believe in their love for an no
Translation: "I am trolling in or with this thread, don't bother replying to me/us in here."
What the nep did you just fucking say about me, you little Nepper? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Waifu Corps, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Seven Sages, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Planetune armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the nep out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Gamindustri, mark my nepping words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, Nepper. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Laststaion and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re nepping dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Planetune Defense Force and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little nep. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re nepping dead, kiddo.
>What the ned did you just fucking say about me, you little nepper?
I said I want to squeeze the life out of neptune.
If she's not in Re;birth 2, I will be legitimately angry.
She'll do pic related to your balls.
Not that anon but I guarantee you, she won't be -crushing- my balls if you catch my drift.
Eww, Neptune, don't touch that! You don't know where that doogoo's been.
Not really, no.
Buying that CG set was a good decision. I was finally credit to team.
I'm saying she'll be running her tongue over my testicles while using one of her delicate hands to jerk me off
>This NPC has gone beyond his boundaries!
>RED is alive.
Don't you raise your voice to me Uni. Not unless you want to be over my lap and having your juicy butt spanked raw
>Implying that wasn't my goal from the very start.
she has best theme
This isn't nepgen, no one cares.
I want to bend over Nowaru-chan and show her what it means to be a woman.
Why would she crush my balls if I just wanted a hug?
What the fuck is wrong with neptune?
I love that face. Truly shows her inner beauty.
What the fuck has nepgen got to do with what I said?
Because your post seemed like shitty bait to try and rile up nepgenfags.
This is /a/, and something about your post makes me doubt that you're really a little girl.
I bet she's just waiting for someone to come along to give her the dick.
When did all these shitposters get here?
No my post was merely to make the likes of >>100250637 know what I was meaning.
It's BECAUSE this isn't nepgen that we can say things like that. That guy would be probably already dead if it was nepgen
captcha: rebtaii LOWEST
even captcha knows about nepgen
I want to worship Noire. I want to compose poems and hymns dedicated to her form, shape, and scents.
>I can't be a loli futa
The things I would do to Nowaru, oh man.
Oh my mistake then Anon, sorry for doubting you.
So people want to rek Noire, but are Blancbros gonna admit how much they want to sploog all over Buran's DFC?
BH's V design is so much prettier than her mk2 one, though I prefer Mk2 Noire
It's okay. I would be iffy to at first glance.
Why is Purple Heart so perfect and Neptune so shitty?
I wish you were Iffy, then I could fuck the shit outta you.
-Iffy- as in confused anon.
I think he meant it as a joke.
If he is then disregard what I said
>Neptune so shitty?
Fuck you, just fuck you.
No i won't because there are other things i'd rather do with her. Hug, snuggle, pat on the head and quietly whisper to her ear that she doesn't have to care about her breast size because she's perfect the way she is
Actually that's pretty cute for a 3DPD
>She sees your bed.
>0/10 not even a little comfy
It's not my fault my bed is single and isn't suitable for a princess like her ;_;
They're already passed out.
I was going to mention something along the lines on how the both of them would magically fit on my bed but then I realized you were talking about your bed.
I'm gonna hug her so much
>Can I sleep with you, anon-kun?
No, I don't want your cooties.
J-jeez! I said maybe!
Oh, come on it's not as if she's going to ravish you in your sleep, anon. All she just wants is company.
I told you it was a spitting snake, why are you so surprised?
Can consoles love consoles?
I wouldn't be able to fit onto my bead afterwards. Unless I curl up like a dog and sleep between their feet.
That's forbidden love!
What did you do that made her act like?
Do you sleep in a single bed or a double sized bed?
>not having a 2m x 2m bed in case your waifu visits you
It's like you odnt even love her
I feel bad for you, anon. That's the kind of bed I sleep in and let me tell you, I can barely fucking move with having a bodypillow right next to me
Assuming puru and Nep aren't tall, I think I'll just sleep on my computer chair or on the floor. Wouldn't want either of the girls getting uncomfortable.
>What did you do that made her act like?
Very bottom of the Gallery: 一緒にゲームやるって約... voice
I'm not wide. I may be buff, but I generally don't take up much space. I have like 5 pillows and 4 large blankets one there that take up most of the room.
I don't understand. Is the action she pulled a good thing or a bad thing?
Oh. But sleeping on the floor still isn't comfortable even if you do have a lot of pillows and blankets.
Well I have 2 Dakis and 5 ordinary pillows on my bed so that takes up tons of space
>I don't understand. Is the action she pulled a good thing or a bad thing?
She's buttmad because you said you'll play games with her but didn't keep the promise.
I've slept on floors for years, including concrete floors. I actually prefer it over beds. Right now not so much since my current room is filthy and was a rat den before I moved in.
H-holy shit. Has any one seen the /nepgen/ thread? I'm pretty sure that's just one guy.
>Has any one seen the /nepgen/ thread
No, and why would you? They put our resident shitposters to shame.
Like 100+ replies in an hour due to one troll. It's not just the shit poster, it's the idiots replying to him.
The Chinese didn't upload the Chinese translated doujins to sadpanda? I'm surprised.
Hay Blancbros, Blanc made a visit to Mexico and came back with a little surprise. Would you still love her and help her raise the child?
Sure, after all it was me who was waiting in Mexico for her
So you wouldn't run away from your responsibilities?
I'd still love her, but I'd probably go on a murderous quest to find whoever violated my pure waifu.
Too much ass.
>too much ass.
No such thing.
I want to titfuck plutia
1. She's my Daughteru
2. She has no tits.
There's never too much
Let him enjoy his naizuri.
I want to fuck Vert
I want to play vidya with Vert.
Blanc the cutest.
I'm sure some of you must have played Re:birth already, could anyone tell me how to use the exe drive?
Uni gonna get raped.
When you enter a dungeon, you build it up by attacking enemies. More hits = more charges for the gauge, hence rush hits are better for filling up the EXE gauge.
Once its full (a number flashes, depending how many gauges are filled) and now you can link an EXE combo on your normal attacks, or use a gauge to use the EXE special attack, which is highly damaging especially against bosses and FOEs since it has an addition to those.
>on top of nepgear, pushing her down
>going to get raped
You seem to have a weird definition of rape.
It certainly won't be rape though, they're both willing parties.
What's going on?
Just did some lite browsing, nothing reaally stands out of the normal.
So I have 1 gauge full, how do I link an EXE?
press the square button
I'm doing the raping. Gear can watch if she wants.
Some one was trolling hard and idiots were giving him attention. some of the shit posting looks to be deleted, but it's still showing up on my screen.
So basically business as usual?
I want to push PH's square button if you know what I mean.
And I mean the button to her heart.
>Come on in Anon, the water's perfect!
I want to poke Blanc's hat
Pressing the square button on the battle menu lets you use an EXE special.
To link combos, go to the any character's combo customizations, and on the bottom row of that window, lets you attach the EXE combo link.
It was blatant shit posting and a try hard troll. Idiots gave him attention as usual. It was funny because it was so obvious, but they took the bait. Janitor-kun was no where to be found.
I want to wear Blanc's hat.
Nepgear would probably pee in the water as soon as I get in.
>Not telling her she's a bad girl and punishing her with your dick
>Screwing my sister in law
NepNep would not be happy with me.
>Having relations with your sister in law
No thank you.
My niggah of similar excellent taste.
She's mine though.
You can dress up as Uni and tell everyone you did it for their relationships sake
Turn the smug on!
Why not press the A button?
I don't mind. I'd be her friend if that's what she needed.
Fine fine then.
>Not passionately invading Perfect Heart because she failed to properly housebreak her sister
No. I will not touch anyone other than NepNep.
>Image limit reached.
I don't wanna hurt her. I'd rather cuddle.
Shall we let thread die or shall I make a new thread?
Well there's a few of us here and I wouldn't mind another thread.
But on the other side we've had a good run and maybe we shouldn't push it.
I'll make on in the morning. Maybe 0400 Chicago time?
Wait until tomorrow to make a new one at least. Though if it were me, I'd prefer to wait on making a new thread until Friday or Thursday.
Well good night all. See you guys later.