What do, /a/?
Take back my damn pillow.
"You better not have farted in my bed, you flat-chested midget."
[x] Use loli as a pillow.
Call the police.
Tell her to stop eating on the bed as I tickle her.
Seriously there is nothing worse in the world than some bitch taking your pillow. Like
>I'm a girl I get the pillow
>Bitch this is my bed give it back or get the fuck out.
I roll over and try my hardest not to cry as I remember how I was violated by this midget rapist the night before.
Or they take your blanket, holy fucking shit I remember sharing a bed with my cousin when I was younger and she took the blanket multiple times throughout the night, I was about to punch a bitch.
These are invitations to snuggle.
>Steal pillow while putting on my most "fuck you I'm a generic villain" face.
>She pouts and takes it back.
>Steal it again
>Repeat a couple times
>Turns into hot sweaty sex
Kill myself after realizing I'm just an ugly 3DPD.
"Hi there, what are you doing here? Are your parents nearby? Are you lost?"
I kiss her on her cute loli lips
Kiss her and post results
>it's just the tip
Cuddle the loli.
Ask her what's she doing on the bed
Make her breakfast and then never call her again
"What are you doing in bed at 2pm. MG:Revengeance won't finish itself you lazy shit."
This is not my beautiful house!
This is not my beautiful wife!
Make her meet the cuddle monster.
that is the best nickname for your penis ever.
Embrace, gently press against my chest, press mouth/nose on hair, take a deep breath, gently kiss hair, mumble, fall asleep again.
Bet she took a bath before going to bed.
Her hair smells like fresh strawberries.
>TL Note: Keikaku means plan
Rape. Because I'm still dreaming or else I would remembered getting loli into my bed.
Ask if she's into lolidom.
Tell her "good morning," smile warmly and politely add "get the fuck out of my bed you god damn bed wetting cunt."
If a single loli, without any tool, succesfully found a way inside my own room, and my own bed without being seen, in this case i need fortification, and more weapons...
btw i keep the loli lel
Throw her out of the window, I live on the fifth floor so the fall should kill her
>he hasn't put loli defenses in his house