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>wake up
>see this

What do, /a/?
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>[x] Cuddle
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Take back my damn pillow.
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"You better not have farted in my bed, you flat-chested midget."
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[x] Use loli as a pillow.
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Call the police.
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Tell her to stop eating on the bed as I tickle her.
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>>100179548
Seriously there is nothing worse in the world than some bitch taking your pillow. Like
>I'm a girl I get the pillow
>Bitch this is my bed give it back or get the fuck out.
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I roll over and try my hardest not to cry as I remember how I was violated by this midget rapist the night before.
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>>100180853
Or they take your blanket, holy fucking shit I remember sharing a bed with my cousin when I was younger and she took the blanket multiple times throughout the night, I was about to punch a bitch.
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>>100181089
These are invitations to snuggle.
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>>100178855
Cuddle
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>Steal pillow while putting on my most "fuck you I'm a generic villain" face.
>She pouts and takes it back.
>Steal it again
>Repeat a couple times
>Turns into hot sweaty sex
>Cuddle

KEIKAKU DOORI
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>>100178855
Kill myself after realizing I'm just an ugly 3DPD.
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>>100178855
"Hi there, what are you doing here? Are your parents nearby? Are you lost?"
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>>100178855
I kiss her on her cute loli lips
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Kiss her and post results
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>it's just the tip
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Cuddle the loli.
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Ask her what's she doing on the bed
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>>100178855
Make her breakfast and then never call her again
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"What are you doing in bed at 2pm. MG:Revengeance won't finish itself you lazy shit."
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This is not my beautiful house!
This is not my beautiful wife!
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>>100178855
Make her meet the cuddle monster.
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>>100184336
that is the best nickname for your penis ever.
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Embrace, gently press against my chest, press mouth/nose on hair, take a deep breath, gently kiss hair, mumble, fall asleep again.

>>100184336
>>100185412
MFW
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>>100187063
Bet she took a bath before going to bed.

Her hair smells like fresh strawberries.
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>>100183148
>TL Note: Keikaku means plan
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Rape. Because I'm still dreaming or else I would remembered getting loli into my bed.
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Ask if she's into lolidom.
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Tell her "good morning," smile warmly and politely add "get the fuck out of my bed you god damn bed wetting cunt."
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/k/ here.
If a single loli, without any tool, succesfully found a way inside my own room, and my own bed without being seen, in this case i need fortification, and more weapons...

btw i keep the loli lel
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Throw her out of the window, I live on the fifth floor so the fall should kill her
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>>100191917
>he hasn't put loli defenses in his house
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hngghh



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