Are seiyuu acceptable 3DPD?
Would you have a sex-based or possibly even a romantic relationship with a seiyuu assuming you knew japanese andhad a chance?
Seiyuu threads should be banned from /a/, fuck off.
No, at most Seiyuu are 2.5D
Also not anime.
The girl in your pic serves as an answer to all those questions.
>andhad a chance?
So, "in a band but not the bassist?"
>not putting your dick in Hirano as she moans in Haruhi voice
If you're trying to find "acceptable" 3DPD, then you're a lost cause.
That word is cancerous. There is no such thing, if you're going to jerk off to cosplayers and seiyuus, at least don't be in denial about it.
>Sticking your dick in used goods
There is no such thing as "acceptable 3dpd"
Now, get back to /jp/
Relationship? lol no, not even wit a fucking cartoon
Sex with aya hirano? Hell yes, I'd even ask her to moan like haruhi
Would she let me cum twice?
well if she is still pure and moans with the voice of my waifu, might consider.
>>not putting your dick in Hirano
I can't, I play the bass.
If you're going to make a seiyuu thread, make one normally you piece of shit. You're just stirring shit up when you post this kind of garbage
Seiyuus and idols are pretty much the same as western celebrities. They put on masks of cheerfulness and friendship whenever they do interviews or fan events, but in real life they may very well be entirely different people who resent and hate everyone, or spoiled brats with too much money and assorted.
I would (just as 80% of this board) jump through fire hoops to have sex with a real girl (any girl) once. 3DPD is a stupid meme that was enforced around 2009 when stupid faggots wanted this place to become a secret online club.
Welcome to real life, kid. Everyone wears a fake mask out there.
I don't disagree with you but I don't think most of us are that desperate. Also like it or not it's better to maintain the 3DPD facade lest we get showered by >tfw no gf garbage like so many other boards.
Are you Shirou because you're projecting really hard
You do not belong here.
The reason 3DPD was enforced to begin with is the fact most 3Ds don't conform to our high standards.
I'm only into chubby large breasted women and none of the VAs I've seen fit that description. Fucking saged
Seiyuus are literally 3D pig disguisting
Not "any girl", but some I think is true. I think they're smart to want to keep /a/ pure when the unique users jumped 2-3 million all the way up to 26 million though.
I want normalfags to leave
I'd rather have Seiyuushits and people posting J-sluts/K-sluts shunned than having them shit up the board.
I would DP her with her husband and not even care if our balls touched while we pounded her like a dirty tag team
today I was not sure if the ass was flat.
Too autism. Women don't like you, because you are pathetic and unpleasant people. Love and sex is a male happyness.
If we're talking 3D, it has to be someone older.
Pic related is someone I find acceptable. charming woman.
If you slept with your waifu's seiyuu, could you say that you technically slept with your waifu?
That's cheating anon.
You're waifu's voice is her voice.
it's the closest you'll ever get to it so might as well.
> If you slept with your waifu's seiyuu, could you say that you technically slept with your waifu?
>If you slept with your waifu's artist, could you say that you technically slept with your waifu?
not sure if you're trying to be funny or just stupid.
It's no, either way
would seiyuu be the closest to sleeping with your waifu or would it be the writer that spawned her?
that's heresy oniichan
I think japanese women looks weird as fuck
2D isn't real.
it's obviously the seiyuu
They're the ones who breathe life into a character through their acting. A poorly written character with a good seiyuu can become popular and vice versa.
You have to sleep with the seiyuu, the character designer, the writer, the keyframe animator, and all the tweeners. At the same time.
Your waifu is just instance specifically made for you, it does not matter what's her origin.
Don't mind my explanation I just wanted to post that picture.
3DPD is more about personality and is a good way to prevent shitty blogging threads like the kinds we used to get here a few good years ago.
2.5D is a retarded term and I have no idea why anyone uses it
I actually like Hirano a lot more now she's came out as a cunt
because real nips are gross slant eyed brown skins
Thankfully, their characters designs often don't look very realistic
>You're waifu's voice is her voice.
SO, only oral?
MAYBE THAT WOULDN'T HAPPEN IF THEY DELETED THEM OFF THE BOARD FAST
BUT NO, GOTTA LET IT FESTER FOR 6 HOURS SO THE CROSSBOARDERS CAN COME OVER TO PLAY
Or, you know, you could just not reply in the first place and let the thread die faster.
Wait until we have Occulus Rift /VR, then you can have sex with the seiyuu whilst she says lewd things to you and it will be the same as having sex with you're waifu
"Anon-kun you came so much I think you might have impregnated my ass pussy"
"Oh anon, fill me up with your phimototic smegma dick"
"You're this hard already just from me standing on you, you're pathetic"
How the fuck does that help when 10 others are shitposting?
>How the fuck does that help when 10 others are shitposting?
You just proved my point, you clueless fuck. The more you reply, the more they shitpost. and you wonder why /a/ is shit lately?
Because you take such easy bait.
What if my waifu doesn't have a seiyuu?
no 3dpd is acceptable 3dpd
Not really. Idol threads are >>>/jp/
The only acceptable 3D are little girls.
Also this anon understands.
I want to tie her husband up and rape her til she begs for it, then walk over and lick the tears from his face
How...How did I end in such a pathetic place?
I most certainly would but I would have to bring some kind of protection so I wouldn't be violently assaulted by her otaku fans.
which individual would say no?
ofcourse I would, jesus christ
Find a mime.
Yes, but not with AIDS Hirano.
>talking about seiyuu in an anime-related discussion
>would you bone XYZ seiyuu
Fuck right off with your bullshit
So go to jail anon.
>Eww, filthy females!
>E-except if they're Japanese
I'd fuck Sawashiro just because of her voice.
AM I CUTE?
I'd make Satomi Arai talk like Kuroko and call me a filthy ape while having sex
Reminder that Asian women have some of the most disgusting natural features, literally all the images you see of them are either covered with makeup, have very generous lighting, or photoshopped to helll
What if she converted to Islam?
It's not about 'jacking off' to them, it's so that you can have a thread about Seiyuu without the mass of sperglords shouting "3DPD GET OUT"
Also cosplayers are worse than 3DPD, and in way is it acceptable to compare them to Seiyuu
There is no such thing as 2.5D you delusional nutcases in denial.
If anything it can be said about their VOICES, but not them. So fuck off already.
Except Idol can't have sex openly for the fact that they'll lose their career unlike the west where if you fuck this one guy your career will take off even further due to the drama ensued with it.
oh by the gods yes
I can't imagine better sexy times than when your partner is voiced by the Goddess
The true question is, why is she looking like a kid with down syndrome
I don't get what you're saying, Shirou was never desperate to have sex
1. It's like you've never seen him desperately trying not to bend Sakura over the kitchen worktop
2. The joke is "projecting" you fucking secondary
Slut miku = new Slut();
IN A HEARTBEAT
No actually the joke is Shirou is really dense.[/spoiler
I guess.guess my waifu
Translator note: Touei means projection
I'd assume that all Seiyuu hate anime and especially the fanbase. They only care about the yen.
That's right, even KanaHana is laughing at you as she gets fucked by her IRL BF.
Regardless of her personality behind the scenes, I'd waifu Uchida in a heartbeat.
But he's her childhood friend
>Mariya Ise will never call you a fucking worm
Why is life so hard?!
Starts with a M
>Implying if positions were reversed you wouldn't hate the legions of unwashed neckbeards that jerk off to you.
>tfw your seiyuufu has lupus
I don't get how Seiyuu threads are "tangentially related." They're pretty central to discussions about anime.
Sure, the idol worship can be a little grating, but it's no worse than waifu threads.
So long as they don't entirely degenerate into "I want to fuck X" they're fine and can often contribute interesting discussion. I learned plenty from lurking Seiyuu threads in the past.