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>OP shown in the ED of the first episode
>Clearly shows peoples who we haven't seen yet fighting MC
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>OP in the ED
I hate it
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>Mysterious silhouette\person
>Standing on a tall building
>"This is getting interesting"
Fuck, every shonen has these
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>>100165947
>Clearly shows peoples who we haven't seen yet fighting MC
This so fucking much.

Also similar, when the OP has revealed mystery characters despite the actual story doing its best to hide them.
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>>100166445
>OP showing us two people are the same person
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lol
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>>100165947
>Major spoilers in the OP or ED
Seriously stop this shit
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>Boya
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>Person A attacks person B at full strength
>Smoke and dust everywhere
>Smoke clears
>Person B unscathed
>"Ba-Bakana!"
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>>100166687
That is only a problem if it is an original anime, if it is a manga/LN/VN adaption, well, lets just say that fuck anime onlyfags.
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>>100166797

Well of course.
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>>100166784
>hating that

Get out
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>Voices so high pitched it hurts
>Typical MC bullshit
>I can't really explain this one, but when an anime looks "dry" color-wise, just makes the entire thing uninteresting to me
>MC about to confess, then something happens to ruin it before he finishes "Love"
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>characters reaching out, trying to grab nothing in the OP/ED
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>>100166797
Yeah man, I make sure that I've read every single manga or LN that gets adapted ever because otherwise I deserve to have the whole thing spoiled.
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>>100166861
>Liking retarded 25 years old shonen cliches
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>defeat one of the most powerful people in the world/galaxy/universe.
>the next douchebag that comes along is always somehow far more powerful.
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>>100166929

Use this version
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>>100166980
>one of the most powerful
>somehow far more powerful
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>MC has some bullshit power of killing everything or disabling any other power
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>>100166687
aye fuck that shit.
and another thing that ticks me off even though it probably shouldn't
>very attachful nee-san to such a degree that everybody thinks you're a couple
>but you have to do extra your absolute best to get in her pants

what Im saying is that to those close to you, you have to do extra your best to get in a relationship with

also another thing -
>sentences don't get finished
>MASAKA, OMAE WA-
>moves to another scene
>DEMO, KIMI WA
>scene jump
>OMAE.....
>silence for 10 seconds while they stare at eachother
>move to next scene

and weird breathing techniques, but almost every anime features it

like for example; when you're shocked, they breathe in then out first

what the fuck
why

there are a few more out there too but just that technique is just...why
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when its fucked

>i hate that
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>>100165947
>hooligan / vandal / stoic troublemaker type character
>dresses like jotaro
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>>100166901
Why do almost all the OP/ED look alike? holy shit, nobody could give me a answer on that.
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when they take a bite and then talk right after the food enters the mouth like it fucking dissapears in their mouths...,
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>eh nandatte?
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>>100167297
>hmm? whats sup?
>oh, its nothing
>says so with her eyes closed and smiling
>my fucking face
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>MC doing his usual shit
>mysterious girl out of nowhere

We all know where this is gonna lead, right?
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Every stalking/shadow scene ever, in every genre ever.
>"oh no, our harem MC is out with this girl, let's follow them!"
It's never fun, it's never engaging, it's never exciting, it's always predictable.
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>>100167191
>>very attachful nee-san to such a degree that everybody thinks you're a couple
Oh my, even after all these years this sentence alone does things to me.
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>>100167239
You are such a fucking moron.
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>>100166980
This is a problem when the powers of characters in a series extend to "use big attack to kill" like in Bleach or something due to the fact that the attacks come from 'spiritual pressure' or some bullshit like that. It means that you can't have unique, original reasons why a character is strong beyond the fact that "that they have a lot of strength"

That's why I love JoJo, the powers of the Stands are often quite weird, meaning that you can give people the weirdest ability yet the main characters are still in danger. Like a guy who can make people age very quickly, because they don't know where he is on the train he is going to age them so much that their powers become trivial. Also the fact that JoJo has all the different parts means that it can avoid this "MC-kun just defeated a guy who can destroy a planet, therefore we must now give him a foe who can destroy a galaxy" bullshit.
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I sometimes wonder if the japanese watchers enjoy this
judging by how often these cliches show up I think they do. They also like routine stuff

shit humor/taste
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>Every series always does some jojo pose

It's fucking annoying if it isn't in Jojo itself.
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>>100167426
>Oh my, even after all these years this sentence alone does things to me.
me too. but its irritating just being toyed with like that and not expecting the teased person to have some kind of emotional need
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>>100167384
>Accidentally hit by running girl
>Get to school later
>"students we have a transfer student"
>AHHHH OMAE DA
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>finishes drink
>PHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>100167488
pandering to the fujoshits/metrosex crowd
jesus its so annoying.
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>>100167507
Yes, I understand, but still, half the gain is half less struggle.
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>>100167488
It's more annoying in the source material. I mean, why do heavily built men from the olden days pose like faggots and fashion nuts from the 20th century?
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>>100167540
I suppose, but struggle does increase when you fail to live up to her expectations. shit just gets awkward then, but I can see what you mean.
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>>100167488
Shit styling
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>>100167517
>Boy and girl are shown in different places
>They meet
>What follows is a complicated love story that last for 3 seasons

FUCKING FUCK ALREADY!!!!!
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>>100167630
>they never fuck
>not even a kiss
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>>100167630
Coitus is special anon.
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>>100167191
>weird breathing techniques
Fucking grunts man. Every time a character is under pressure or gets to hear some sort of revelation.
>ungh, nngh, hnkk
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Dusty floors.

No, really. Absolutely every floor, ground and road is so dusty and unclean that anyone who falls over causes a massive dust cloud.
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>>100167687
>Characters acting like human beings is a bad thing!
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>>100167630
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>>100167687
no I like the grunts, I really live them, but there are some techniques they use are just..I don't know, weird. Not the kind of breathing you would do in that situation but then again its anime, maybe me be just being autistic
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>characters slowly, lightly walking somewhere
>TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP
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>>100167407
Except when SZS did it.
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>>100167778
>live
*love
jesus
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>>100167731
Yes..it is?
Are you fucking retarded?
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>>100166003
What is the first episode of every anime
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>>100166687
fucking one piece showing robin like 20 episodes before she joins

what were they thinking
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>>100165947
>comic relief in otherwise dark anime's
>characters that do nothing but provide comic relief while getting in the way
>When they add a fantasy aspect/superpower to the story when it obviously doesn't need one
>when said superpower takes significantly away from the story
>endless explanations of superpowers
>explaining how they're going to defeat their opponents power with some hidden power
>constant screaming
>always being about high school
>"Then let me ask you something"
>constant talking during fight scenes
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useless adults/parents in every anime ever
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>>100166687
I skip OP whenever possible. ED's too, for a spoiler free experience, until the end a 12/13 cour then I check it since they change the ED/OP by then.
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>>100166687
Joseph putting on Ceasars bandanna on while crying
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>busty female
>friends with a washboard
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>>100167861
>>constant talking during fight scenes
If anything,
>Punches that should take 2-3 seconds to get dished take about half a minute or more while the character is talking
>Suspended in the air while it happens
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>>100167861
>comic relief in otherwise dark anime's

You have to break up the drama retard.
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>>100167705
The worst part is every surface looks perfectly clean from a distance
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Every single thing in nisekoi and fairy tail
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>Tsunderes
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Guys or girls being a bunch of pussies and never telling the other character that they like them and then getting upset when they ask someone else out.


Baka to test season 2 when they were at the beach and the girls started attacking the guys for hitting on girls even though everyone there was single......I flipped shit.
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>something happens with the MC in the middle of it
>all his friends immediately assume the absolute worst of him
Geez, if you had such a low opinion of him, why are you even friends?
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>>100167928
she got a fat ass too.
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>MC gets all the girls because he's quiet and nice
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>>100167950
no, you don't
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>>100167977
Ahhh, yes. This. What's with romantic cliches and nakama speeches that the massive public loves about?
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Teenagers
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>>100168000
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>>100168010
>gets hated by everyone for being a "pervert"
>is dense as a neutron star
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>>100168015
yes you do.

Drama without any down time loses impact, it's what turned the first Full metal alchemist series into a fucking joke where the writers were constantly trying to outdo each other in edgyness.
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>>100167861
do you hate me too anon
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>IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE
>I CAN EXPLAIN
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>>100168109
>he never actually explains
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>>100168097
you can break up drama without using comedic elements
not him btw
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>Super powerful character with a child body
>Talks calmly and smiles a lot, always brings up "playing" or "having fun"

This shit needs to stop.
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>>100167943
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
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>>100168128
>>100168109
I FUCKING HATE THIS.
Makes me mad all the time.
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>>100168140
ryuuko I know you got your ass kicked but please
I agree to some extend, that fat guy from cowboy bebop was pretty good
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>The flat chest is a bitch
>The big tittied one is a retard
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>COURAGE PUNCH
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>>100168097
Armstrong was funny though.
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>>100168146
>AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>100168097
I'm not talking about "drama." I'm talking about people joking while there or someone is trying to kill them/just tried to. 10 seconds after a massive fight scene people should not be laughing a joking. FMA is a horrible example anyway, it's not that dark and the story is a 5/10 at best.

>>100168131
This. Have a relaxed scene instead of a funny one. People should not be joking while facing death. A small slice of realism would be nice from time to time.
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>>100168168
Honestly I didn't even consider her.

I dunno, might just be a fanboy but I think she pulls it off better than most.
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>>100166872
>>I can't really explain this one, but when an anime looks "dry" color-wise, just makes the entire thing uninteresting to me

You have shit taste. Demure colors are better than garish MSpaint level garbage.
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>"crazy" villain
>always talks with his tongue out
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>>100168192
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
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>>100166222
Eating popcorn automatically redeems it though.
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Every single red-haired twintailed flatchested loli imouto who is tsundere about hew incestuous feelings for her older brother.
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>>100168175
Oh!
I know I know!
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>>100168222
No he is right. I hate dry colours too.
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>>100168131
Guess what most authors choose.

Even Beserk has comedic relief in it.

>>100168215
>FMA is a horrible example anyway, it's not that dark and the story is a 5/10 at best.

I was talking about the Bones anime version where they made that shitty Rock Disease, Rose Rape, and all that other bullshit.

And I misunderstood what you meant, cause it sounded like you were against comedic characters in the story at all.
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>>100168249
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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>>100168220
well yeah shes a very well designed character, trigger wants us to hate her and man I hate her so fucking much. I want her to have a excruciating, agonizing death.
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>The girl is good at sports, top of the class, liked by everyone, "dynamite" body and pretty face and she is in love with the MC because he gave her a candy 10 years ago and the MC completely forgot about it.
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>I can win a impossible fight, because everyone believes in me.
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>>100168278
>most authors
opinion of the masses is not a argument anon
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>>100168301
that's just toei.

Look how fast it is in the manga.
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Honestly I just hate anime
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>character B has a secret
>character A figures out the secret later
>even though there is no actually proof that character A is right, he just assumes he is and the story goes on
>the writers expect us to not find it weird just because we know that he is right
I fucking hate this
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>action/sport scenes happened for ~1-2 minutes
>spend another 5 minutes to explain the action or strategy behind

I don't really hate this, but most of the time, it makes the show boring.
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>>100168332
coming to think of it, reading it like that is rather funny
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>>100168357
Then what are you doing here?
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>>100168381
hes here because he has nothing else to do
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>>100168381
What everyone else is doing here.
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>The MC can be an unlikable cunt and still get friends
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>>100168357
>>100168381
wait i thought we all hated anime
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>>100167451
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>>100168278
I'm not against comic characters, it's just that too many people put comic characters in places where they don't belong. They also try to use them too much which gets annoying.

The other thing about comic characters is that I find authors making comic characters which contribute NOTHING to the story.
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>>100168381
I don't like anime either

No one does
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>Watching current anime
Everywhere hipster faggots who have read the manga spoilering to show that they knew about the series before it became cool and an anime.
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>>100168445
a...ac..accelerator?
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Watching a dramatic ending to an episode only to be greeted by a happy sounding ED.
>Clannad
>"Can I let it out now Papa?"
>Emotional as Fuck
>Que Happy sounding ending
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"It can't be helped, I guess I have to use this."
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>>100168381
Reading manga probably
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>>100167981

I love when something like this happens and it seems like they want the audience to think that the guy is genuinely in the wrong.
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>>100168510
I actually liked this one. It kind of added to the drama feeling.
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>>100168510
I really wish anime's didn't always have a happy ending.

The other thing I hate
>characters getting fatally injured but never dying
>especially when it's a villain and they have some appiphany and turn good after being beaten.

Seriously, just kill the fuck and move on.
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>>100168510
>watching birdy the mighty
>character dies at the end of the episode
>LET'S GO HAVE A GOOD TIME EVERYBODY HAPPY TIME
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>Only my philosophy is right that's why I'm going to punch you in the face and force down my beliefs to you.
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>>100168503
I love both mediums and I can see where you're coming from, best thing to do is to just stop going to /a/ until you finished the anime/manga you were talking about, seems to be working for me, although people tend to spoil even though this board contains obscene amount of spoilers. /vp/ does it pretty good.
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>I spent training and training and training and did nothing other than it, neglecting studies, friends, girls
>I have no regrets
>Going to have shitty life
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>>100168650
>gaining this ability normals takes people 10 years
>you're going to do it in 3 days
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>>100168551
japan is 2pure4u
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>>100168732
This one is the worst

Nothing like an asspull to take any tension out of a series

The only thing that comes close is knowing what comes in the afterlife/being able to revive people
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>MC and childhood grill are around their 20s
>MC confesses to grill
>grill says no because of MC forgot a promise he made when he was 6 years old when he first met her
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>>100168732
Reminds me of:
>Never studying, always having bad grades and skipping classes a lot
>"Your whole club wil be disbanded if you don't score at least as good as the average in the class".
>Spends day learning with headband
>Oh my god I made it, I scored 1-5 points more than the average
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>>100168616
>although people tend to spoil even though this board contains obscene amount of spoilers
yea, people on this board use spoiler tags for stupid things that aren't spoilers all the time (like you did) and never for actual spoilers.
Also because 99% of the time spoiler tags don't contain spoilers people just get used to looking at them anyways so that one time where they're used correctly they get spoiled
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>>100168812
>building a relationship with a girl because of a retarded promise you made when you were 5
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>>100168732
>"This training is 2difficult4u, it might kill you"
>They never die

Just once I want the following:
>Does something extremely stupid during training
>Corrupted
>MC becomes main antagonist
>Former antagonist becomes one of the good guys
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>>100168834
aye thats true I admit, just to get attention, sometimes poeple also use it for a controversial statement.

>hmm I wonder whats in this block of text, my interest is piqued!

I'm sorry.
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>>100168819
Average is not that high anyway. And most of the time tests check not your understanding of the material but your memory.
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>>100168858
some people find that cute and romantic.
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>Main Character dies
>They're still shown in the OP
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>>100168858
shoko a shit
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>Villain injuries, rapes, kills his friends and family
>fight
>mc wins
>villain realizes he was wrong
>mc and villain become best friends and continue to fight new stronger villains together, what happened before is never mentioned again
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>>100168510
Reminds me of Saki and Horizon where they play a different ED depending on the mood the episode ends with.
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>>100168909
not really the same but;
when senketsu was kill, they should have left the preview voiceless with only the music and visual there. ohh my shit that'd be crazy
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>mc betas out of sex
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>mc says something harmless but tactless
>shot of girl getting angry
>next shot is mc lying face down on the floor with girl holding her fist in the air
>funny
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>>100168858

I wish I had made more promises with girls when I was in kindergarten.
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>>100168150
>he gets pummeled to oblivion before he can even explain
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>>100169113
>the pummeling person finds out what he ment
>pummeling person is reduced to a sack of tears and can't live with him/herself
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>Student council is the headmaster daughter and calls the shots around the school.
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>Series touts friendship
>Only what MC does matters
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>>100168381
Anime < Manga & VNs
Also
>/a/
>Watching Anime
Yeah right.
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>parents are currently working overseas
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>>100169181
that reminds me, I need to watch Witch craft Ep 2 now
thanks
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>>100169181
>The student council has absolute and complete authority.
>Teachers do nothing but teach classes.
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>faggot betamax MC
>everyone on his dick for no reason whatsoever
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>>100169185
neglected side characters is the worst crime.

What Toriyama did to Krillin on Namek was outright sinister.

>Give him a power up
>psych, you're power up is weak as shit. can't have you be stronger than Vegeta
>HAVE HIM JOB AGAIN TO THE WEAKEST MEMBER OF THE GINYU FORCE

Fuck Toriyama. Just Fuck.
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>>100168922
did that even happen anywhere
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>>100169321
fairy tail with gajeel comes to mind
but that wasnt quite as sudden as the post makes it out to be
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>you must learn a new skill in only a few days
>pulls it off perfectly later, with no errors or missteps

>"It's okay if it's you"
>still doesn't get she likes him

>MC dies at the start of the show and gets revived with something that gives him immeasurable amount of power
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>>100169321
well the thing with injuries in almost every shounen, the rest is a bit exaggerated
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>>100169298
>mc doesn't pick up cues and is extremely dense
>ANON-KUN, BAKA!
>haaaaaaaa?
yeah like this guy said
>>100168068
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>>100169196
What's wrong with that?
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>>100169426
Nisekoi seems to rely off this joke way to much in the manga.
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>that fall when one character ends up in a provocative position on top of the other
>someone walks in several seconds later and theyre still frozen that way
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>>100169443
It's in almost every anime. Seems like whole of Japan is working overseas.
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>>100167630
>transfering American slut culture to Japan
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>>100169443
It's like
>my parents died years ago and now I live by myself
>I'm currently living by myself in a different city to go to school
It's just a cheap ploy to get rid of anything that doesn't directly pertain to the plot.
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>>100169321
Dragonball:

Piccolo, Vegeta and Buu.

But Goku just couldn't find fucks to give.
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>Character uses some sort of unique move
>Explains in excrutiating detail what it does all while time seemingly pauses so the attack can be explained.

>"If you kill him, you'll be no better than he is!"

>Character is about confess/make some sort of revelation
>Interrupted

>Obligatory annoying loli.

>Some sort of major conflict
>Could have been prevented if characters just explained things to each other from the start.
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>Limpdick whiny ass spineless faggot Boku characters
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>>100169520
Sadly for your insult, their dicks are confirmed to be quite firm.
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>>100169321
Rivla masters in Hokuto no Ken were absolute assholes, yet they found forgiveness and compassion from the MCs right before death
They died anyway, of course
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>character using cool English catchphrases
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>>100169185
HATE this shit.

Usually the other characters are more likeable/interesting than the MC as well
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>Don't do it! It's suicide!
>They never die
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>>100169511
>>Some sort of major conflict
>>Could have been prevented if characters just explained things to each other from the start.

>n-no, it's not what it looks like!

NO ONE TALKS LIKE THAT. EVER.
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>>100169501
Of course he gives no fucks, you can just summon the dragonballs to revive everyone.
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For every medium out there:
>The good guys always win
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>>100168510
Samflam episode 7. Never forget.
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>>100169555
H-how would you know?
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>>100169592
>mfw people ACTUALLY feel sorry for Souther

Why? WHY?

He was a piece of shit.
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>show based around romance
>it's just played for laughs and nobody goes further than friendship

GET TO IT YOU GOD DAMN TSUNTSUN
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>>100169595
THIS

It is only acceptable if use in a mocking manner. As the nips have no idea how the english language works to understand it's meaning.
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>>100169634
>don't do it! You'll die
>he says something "Hey, I'll be right back okay?"
>he walks into the fray
>he never makes it back
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>>100168819
>that fucking arc of Yankee-kun to Megane-chan where they ALL try to get into the best school in the country

I hated that shit so fucking much. I wanted to punch the author.
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>>100169634
>What is Symphogear
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>Horrid english which makes the characters sound like retards

BUT IT'S SO COOOOL
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>>100169738
B-Bang...
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>>100169711
>>100137332
Shh. It's over. No tease. Only pandering now.
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>>100166797

I hate it so much. Come on /a/, watch the OP, theorize where it's going get 80% right just because nips reuse the same referential quirks. Plot details spoiled in advance through what is seen and lyrics, really damn annoying. This is only ever and issue for originals.
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>>100168995
It's not really supposed to be funny anymore, it's fap material for people like me disguised as an old joke nowadays.
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>>100169634
Fucking Wiper in One Piece, holy shit.

You should've just let him die Oda. What the fuck were you doing?
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>Small animal sidekicks
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>>100168601
It works when everything everyone else says is fucking retarded a la every Raildex villain ever.
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>you must join a club!

>that back seat by the window
>MC always looking outside, bored

>I love you, I trust you. I've waited too long to say this, so I'll say it now
>I love you too
>one of them dies in the next episode

>hey, what are you gonna do when the war is over?
>hey, who's the pretty girl?
>we all know what happens if he answers the questions
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>>100169875
what about Hawk from Seven Deadly Sins?
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>serious topic
>random "funny" episode thrown in
>that shit isn't even in the manga/light novel
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>Female character gets seen by MC in underwear
>"Waaaah you saw my panties! Baka!"
>Hits MC even though it was her fault/a mistake

This was never funny, or entertaining in any way.
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>>100169924
Don't know who that is, I just hope for your sake it's not annoying.
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>>100169908
>hey, what are you gonna do when the war is over?
>hey, who's the pretty girl?
>the guy who asked gets killed in a gruesome way next
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>>100168097

I like endless drama and depression though. I always found FMA to be rather jarring with the comic relief. A good comic relief in those series is for me a good dose of black comedy and personalities that just mesh well with the scenario making the macabre hilarious.
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>>100169711
I abhor that manga with all the hate I can healthily muster. Yet, I feel strangely drawn to it.
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>You better take responsibility!
Who says that nowadays?
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>>100169985
it's a talking pig that everybody shits on.

Haven't found him annoying yet.

>>100170025
>I like endless drama and depression though.

Because that's how real life works. Nothing good EVER happens. No smiles.

Here you go:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34BgkDPc7yE
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>>100167905

I was going to post this.
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>>100169995
Baccano kinda tweaked this.
The guy who asked is the one who kills everyone in the most gruesome way.
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>Big bad is injured
>Instead of finishing him off, lets talk for 20 minutes and give him time to recover.
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>a big rock falls near the characters
>doesn't even remotely touch any of them
>someone dies
>giant explosion near the characters
>everyone gets pushed away and lands harshly on hard surfaces
>nobody dies

>mc walks into a fight he can't win and ends up dying
>gets revived the next minute
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>>100170103
>embedding disabled by request
>by request
What kind of autistic faggot does this?
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there's always one of these guys
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>>100170187
It's a good thing if done correctly.
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Terrible adaptions. LNs/VNs cut short before things get going. I understand that they are basically advertisements for their respective products but it rarely does any justice to the original (even the really shitty LN adaptions are better as the LN).

Original works getting what is clearly not enough time. It's a business and all, but you are bound for failure if you set out with a plan then plot drop have hooks all over the place and it turns out you've not hit that magically quota the execs want to fund another run, even though the pay off won't be until that time has passed.

Just anime length in general, too fucking short. I don't want 200 episodes of dragging the cart, but 'the right amount' not cookie cutter time frames of 24*21mintes.
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>OP shows characters fighting who never actually fight in the show
I'm looking at you F/Z
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>>100170187
This. Glasses work on cute girls, but these fuckers make me shiver from disgust.
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>>100170178
someone who wants a world without smiles.

>>100170159
>Hero group is defeated, Big Bad lets them live and leaves instead of killing them

Fucking Inuyasha. Naraku has to be the worst written villain of all time.
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>>100169667
Fate/Zero
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>14-17 years old guy
>No facial hair
>Just put on a wig and he becomes a girl
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>>100169781
;_;
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>Announcing your attacks to the enemy
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>>100165947
>Unreasonably violent female characters
You know, the ones that hit anyone that does anything that makes them even slightly upset and it's supposed to be funny.....it's never funny
>Scene where boy accidentally walks in on girl changing/showering and gets pummeled for it even though he apologized and it's really the girls fault for not locking the door
Seriously, I fucking hate this generic scene that shows up in so many fucking animes
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>>100170264
Grail was "destroyed" so good guys won.
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>The quality of anime is still subpar

Mouth flaps are still common. rigid or still movements are used and the coloring is still poorly done. The only thing that has changed compared to the 90s are higher resolutions and more CGI.
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>>100170247
oh wow thats pretty funny`
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>>100169667
Shaman King. Jojo part 6.
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>>100170305
How? Was Kirei's goal to destroy the grail? I thought he wanted it to make the world a better place or some shit like that with his wish.
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>>100169473
anybody have that infinite stratos image of charlotte doing the acrobatic jump while falling?
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>>100170305
>Fate/Zero
>Good Guys
The closest thing to a good guy in that anime was Emiya and he ended up getting his wish shit all over and became responsible for half a city getting blown up. I don't call that winning
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>>100170325
you should read the manga, it's only like 8 chapters long so far and it's great
called sakamoto desu ga
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>"I'm planning to get married after this is over"
>character dies five minutes later
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>>100170361
Kirei had no goals.
Kerry wanted the grill destroyed and he was technically a "good" guy.
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>>100170050

YY is endless status quo with no time progression, no one is really going to get fucked or progress the 'plot/romance'.
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>the MC is a high school kid and he falls through a portal or something into some fantasy land where he helps some small good country that is being invaded by the evil big country and the MC also has a magical power that nobody else in the fantasy land has. the MC also could probably have some hobby he is really good at like archery and in the fantasy land he is the best archer ever. Then there is some chick in the fantasy land who first acts really coldly towards the MC because she thinks he is just a show off. Then something happens and the MC ends up saving her or he does something really great and theres like a moment where theyre eyes meet and they look at eachother and almost kissu but then the wacky comic relief character which is some pikachu or chocobo knock off ruins the moment and the chick is like "baka!" and pushes the MC away. Then in the end they seal away some evil power or kill the evil wizard and they live happily ever after.

I hate when that happens in my Chinese cartoons
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>>100170399
But he destroyed the Grail, didn't he.
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>>100170440
>protagonist=/=good guy
He was still pretty evil in a lot of really stupid ways.
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>>100170325
I thought that grave diacritic was a speck on my screen, and even tried to rub it out. What the fuck are you doing?
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>>100169748

As much as I love the cheese and singing in sympho, Hibiki should have died. Or better yet become absorbed by zerkerbi. That first fucking episode, all down hill after that.
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>>100170468
Sounds like you genderbent Inuyasha.
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>>100170489
But he was rather more lawful than Kirei.
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>MC saves the world and everyone watches it happen
>nobody knows who he is a few years later

>you must choose: your love interest or the world
>it's always world or both
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>going around a corner, going down the stairs, opening doors WITH EYES CLOSED

Such a cheap set up. And you always know what is coming next. Kyaa BAKA
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>>100170543
Wasn't that because Kirei didn't know what fuck he wanted until the end? Well i guess that doesn't negate your point.
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>Scene where boy accidentally walks in on girl changing/showering and gets pummeled for it even though he apologized and it's really the girls fault for not locking the door

he still gets his head stomped in
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>>100170578
>opening a door while looking and talking to someone behind
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>>100170548
>it's always world or both
>Rebuild 2
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>>100170507
why not scroll up and down?
I hope you weren't using your fingers anon.
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>>100170187
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>>100170482
No? He destroyed the lesser grail vessel, but the Grail still fucked up everything by spilling mud everywhere, and there was still another Grail War.
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>>100170548
>nobody knows who he is a few years later
poor simon.
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>>100170271

Don't nips have rather weak facial hair?

Being the good Scandinavian I am, I'm like a fucking hairy bear and asian's have it somewhat nice with fuck all bodily hair.
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>>100170548
>nobody knows who he is a few years later

How the fuck do they forget he existed?
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for me it's:
>major spoilers in the OP/ED
>every OP/ED being way too similar
>every anime relying heavily upon cliches
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>>100170548
>it's always world or both
well yea, picking the girl just to have the world be destroyed shortly after kinda defeats the purpose doesnt it
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>>100170612
>Shinji get in this robot and save us!
>"FUCK YOU I JUST WANT MY GIRLFRIEND BACK"
One of his better moments. Unfortunately it seems he can just never win.
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>>100170647
But from the Fate/Zero viewpoint, he won as he reached his goal.
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>>100170548
>MC picks the girl
>Girl says ''wow I can't believe you chose me over the world'
>He leavess her right after that
>Now he has neither
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>>100170713
That's only because Shinji is a weak piece of shit.
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>>100170548
>tfw no GAR as fuck MC that chooses both the world and the girl and succeeds
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>>100165947
>edge
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>>100170320

The burden of being a niche product. Though I do think backgrounds are improving fucking tenfold (at least for some series). Characters and clothing are still lacking as fuck and the use of CG makes anything with gravity or weight look really fucking corny, clearly some animators have never run through realistic scenarios of how fucking cars move and slow down without being jarring.
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>>100170745
she leaves him*
sorry
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>>100170762
I don't really think he's any more or less powerless than anyone else in the series.
He often was their savior, and got treated like shit for it. His only real problem is that he cares too much what everyone else thinks. The moment he deviated from that, the whole world got fucked up and everyone ended up hating him for it.
I'd be a whiny bitch all the time too.
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>>100170698
Maybe, but just once I'd rather not have a larger than life character go with world, but instead a guy who is all like "A world without my waifu is not worth living on".
Then they leave the blasted landscape for an alien world to restart human civilization.
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>>100170730
Not even close. Why do you think he was so obsessed with saving SOMEBODY from the fire? Destroying the grail didn't solve anything and he knew it. All he had left was the final desperate hope that he could save a single person from all that devastation.
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>It is clearly and difinitively stated that that something is impossible to do
>MC does it anyway with a really shit explanation like "because I have to" or "with the power of friendship and love and blah, blah, blah"
Seriously, stick to your own rules, if you write something as being impossible, don't have your characters fucking do it anyway!
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>>100166901
>characters running for no reason
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>>100170869
Aside from that, wasn't Kirei's main goal at the point simply to fuck everything up? Like he wanted destruction or some shit?
Sounds like a pretty clear win for the.... other bad guys if you ask me.
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>>100166872
>failed confession
"eh? Nandatte?"
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>>100170730
Kiritsugu's goal was to save everyone's lives, not to destroy the grail. When he tried to use the grail to make this wish it was revealed that you can't save everyone or you'll just end up destroying everything. That is why he was so desperate to save just a single life after the grail exploded, he learned his lesson, you can't save everyone. He did not accomplish his goal, his goal was invalidated right before his eyes and his dream was crushed. He did not win
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>>100170875
Spiral Nemesis pls
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>>100170960
Then he wanted to destroy the Grail, and Saber destroyed it.
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>>100170875
Go beyond the impossible and kick reason to the curb!
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>>100170996
Actually I make an exception for TTGL with that rule, mainly because doing the impossible is the theme of the entire series.
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>MCs power is rendering the power of everyone else useless

Fuck this powerlevel shit
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>Parodies that are just doing exactly the same fucking awful thing as what they're making fun of without dissecting it to any degree
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>>100171068
B-but it's tongue-in-cheek!
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>>100171016
His goal was then to stop the grail causing more pain. Destroying it was his method, not his goal, and he failed because it destroyed the city.
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>Silence or nothing noisy
>Suddenly a chopper or other loud flying vehicle out of nowhere shows up
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>>100170264
Fate/Zero doesn't count anyway since it's a prequel. It's like using the Star Wars prequels as an example of the bad guys winning. They already lost in the future.
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>>100168215
one of the reactions to almost being killed is laughter, or shitty jokes to try to relax.

Another one is a desire to have sex.

Another is PTSD

the list goes on. they just pick the one that is the easiest to use in this format.

I bet you would hate it if, after a major fight where the MC almost dies, he had awkward sex with his Love interest that kills that part of the story and drives said LI away for the rest of the series, which is mostly the MC trying to get over his crippling depression and fear of life due to his PTSD
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>>100171172
I know it is, but when I watched it, it felt self contained enough.
all in all, on it's own it was a single grail war and the protagonist of that single war lost. It counts in my book.
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>villain has an insanely complex plan that basically cheats the very rules of the system
>protagonists without any special skills figure it all out because the plot says so
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>>100167191
>weird breathing techniques
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>>100168215
>I'm not talking about "drama." I'm talking about people joking while there or someone is trying to kill them/just tried to. 10 seconds after a massive fight scene people should not be laughing a joking. FMA is a horrible example anyway, it's not that dark and the story is a 5/10 at best.

It's the flaw of Japanese humor style, really. I don't know why this need for incredibly intrusive and out of place comedic relief moments. Hellsing was also particularly guilty of that.
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>>100170585

I rather liked Shop Hero's take on it last season, though it was borderline fap material series than anything, I just wish there were more mature characters who reacted like that. Personal favourite of the reversal archetype is when one of the girls is the classical deprived horny one and somehow the MC shoots them down. One day, if only, the MC will take the sign and use it properly, no strings or drama attached.

But casual sex is a big no no in anime.
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>MC admires the school Madonna
>she is beautiful, a genius, is always surrounded by her trope, walks around without much interest by what or who is nearby, always looking up snobbily
>something happens that lets him meet her in private
>she's very nice and compassionate, no arrogance or anything to her
Yeah no.
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>ninjas who aren't really ninjas
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>>100171180
You don't get what I'm talking about. I tried to explain it the best I could already so I don't think I can do it any better this time.

>>100171339
That's a good way of putting it. The comic relief moments are just horribly out of place. Sometimes I just sit there watching something and think, "who the fuck thought this 15 second funny clip was a good idea."

I know we're all watching japanese cartoons here, but it'd be nice if they could have anime aimed at a more mature audience.
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>>100171180

Sounds wonderful. Too realistic for anime.
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>characters running like retards
>arms are either geodude or flailing behind them a la naruto
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>Author introduces major plot point
>Ends the manga without touching it at all

Those fucking Gantz vampires man
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>>100171068
>Parodies that create even more cliches for the genre in the future
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>>100171403
I think Japan knows more about what ninjas actually are than you.

Some exceptions apply, of course.
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>>100171439
>that image
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>>100171439
>Spidercons, transform and move out!
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>>100168510
Fucking YZQ

>cat dude figures out the elders' power/technology
>"The power of the Hiizumi and esoterism... I'll take them both, if you don't mind."
>dramatic BGM
>HELLO! HELLO! ITOSHII HITO!
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>people getting drunk from non-alcoholic beverages
>person reaching to shake or just grab someone's hand but stopping in the middle of the motion to show a lack of trust
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>>100169595
Example: Steins;Gate.
"I am mad scientist. Isso COOOL! Sonuvabitch."
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But do you love when the OP is the ED in the last episode?
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>>100171949
is this a nichibros reference
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>we cant drink we are underage!

>walks in short skirts or provocative clothing
>HYAAAAAAAAA!! PERVERT!

>typical quiet nice guy MC
>all girls fall in love with him for no fucking reason
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>>100172067
No, it happens in like one out of five animus nowadays
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>>100172123
ah, fair enough. I usually skip OPs and EDs (except for nichibros, for obvious reasons) so i guess i just miss that
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>MC is surrounded by willing pussy
>Is the most difficult mother fucker in the entire show for no reason even though he hasn't gotten laid

>One of the girls gets along really nicely with MC
>Another gets along terribly with him
>The terrible girl becomes his main squeeze somehow while the nice one gets left behind and never moves on

>Anime introduces a girl by saying she's idol-tier has the top grades etc etc

If only because of anime art style these're all super fucking hate fuel.
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Annoying character/girls who doesn't really do anything and acts equals and like they are good/strong
>Nami, Sakura etc
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>>100171804

>characters getting drunk off one beer

Fucking lightweights, man. If you're over the age of 12, there's no excuse to get drunk off a single beer.
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>>100172227
Nami beat a baroque works agent and CP9 agent though
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>>100172308
but they're japanese! We must perpetrate stereotypes! Isn't that why every single german character ever always wears a Nazi uniform?
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>>100172392
perpetuate not perpetrate hurr
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>Cooking looks like shit
>Is three-star quality
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>godly OP/ED is replaced with another OP/ED halfway through the season
>there's no major plot change that would require the OP/ED change and it was done simply because they could

>idealistic MC tells the edgy best friend to not kill the antagonist because then he'd be just as bad as him
>edgy best friend listens
>antagonist causes problems for everyone until he's killed later down the line
variant:
>best friend kills the antagonist
>best friend becomes antagonist until he's killed by the MC
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>"Little did we know that those happy days would come to an abrupt end."
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>>100170286
your doing it wrong...
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>>100172511
>your
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>>100172471
>>best friend kills the antagonist
>>best friend becomes antagonist until he's killed by the MC
I can't remember a show that did this.
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>>100172392
But Japanese salarymen are consistently portrayed as forced to attend work "parties" where they must down as much alcohol as possible and yet remain lucid enough to pretend to be having fun.
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>>100172308
Asians have shit alcohol metabolism for the most part.
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>>100172471
this isn't just anime though

if harry had let sirius kill peter pettigrew immediately, voldemort would've never come back
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>>100172347
lol thats like 400 episodes ago... and she only won by 100% luck.
what i meant is that she is acting like a dick to everyone even though she always fucks up
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>romantic comedy
>all the girls can't cook

HAVEN'T SEEN THAT ONE BEFORE.
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>>100172583
They're just not used to drinking because they have a lower average body weight and most of their stuff is garbage, especially beer. A friend of mine is Asian and grew up in the US, she can drink native Chinese guys under the table.
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>>100172567
>Kill la Kill
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>>100172641
My English is bad today
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>>100172641
this nigga passed out by smelling sake >>100172546
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>>100172600
>lol
Anyway... I'd act like that if all the crew depended on my ability to read the weather
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>>100172682
That was a quirk unique to his character, though. The other captains aren't dead in the water after one tiny bowl of sake.
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>>100172671
...Are we watching the same show?
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>>100172640
or the opposite
>All girls cook tons of food for the MC in an effort to outdo each other
>MC smiles awkwardly with a drop of sweat just above his left eyebrow, waving with his hand
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>>100172641
>she can drink native Chinese guys under the table.
That's so fucking lewd
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>>100172530
fuck... dammit I keep forgetting that shit...

*you're
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>>100172727
>implying Mako isn't the final boss
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>>100172641
Overall, it comes from their genetics - they actually have much lower alcohol tolerance than white people because of slight differences in liver enzyme balance or something in these lines.
Just as white people sometimes get people who get drunk after 1 shot, asians get people who can drink on par with slavs.
However overall asians have the worst alcohol tolerance, especially asian women.
You know what to do.
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>>100172746
How do you even forget it?
Your=1 word
You Are=2 words
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>Dodging plot development
WHY
HOW
CAN WE JUST MOVE THE SHOW ALONG
PLEASE I'M GOING TO DIE OF SOME TERMINAL DISEASE COMMON WITH THE ELDERLY BEFORE THIS RELATIONSHIP GOES ANYWHERE
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>>100172743
Watching it gives me some sort of perverted pleasure. She's something around 5'1 and 90lbs pounds too, not the body of someone who can drink alot.
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>>100172878
I was thinking about another kind of drinking, and a literal "under the table".
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>>100172786
yea i'll keep in mind not to force asian women to drink alcohol if they don't think they can handle it
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>>100172926
OOooooh...

Cunilingus?
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>>100172842
its in the morning where I am... when I am up this late/early I tend to forget a shit ton of things
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>>100172926
Why would anyone drink under the table? It's probably not even very comfy.
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>>100172939
Precisely.
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>>100166784
bitch please, anon
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>>100172967
fuck... I forgot to add the time. currently 3 in the morning, so yeah forgive my grammatical mistakes.
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>>100165947
the only thing i hate in anime is when best girl dies.
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I hate this OP.
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>>100173086
I like this ED.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3Wfpc8e67I
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>>100173069
Snail wasn't best girl though
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>>100172511
no anon
we are all bang ;_;.
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>>100173112
Also she didn't technically die.
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>>100173112
Best girl.
>pic related
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Really muscled guy with a two-hander sword is parried effortlessly by a frail looking girl and her stiletto/1-hand sword.

She also can take nuclear warheads to the face and still get up with only a few wounds or bruises that also happen to expose more skin in her already skimpy gettup.
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>>100173157
>That file name

Senjougahara isn't that hard to figure out
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>>100173147
, fuck forget my pic
theres another one of her as well doing this, I cant find it.
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>side characters are far more interesting than the MC
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>>100165947

The thing I really, really hate - Beyond all reason - is:

> Faggot betamax MC.

After Guilty Crown, then Accel World, then Valvrave, I can no longer stand it.
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I don't really hate this, more like I'm sick and tired of highschool characters making adult decisions and being too mature for their age group, not to mention that I'm also sick of highschool settings in generall. That's one thing I apreciate SoniAni since it has a college setting instead I still know it's gonna be one of the shittiest shows of the season though
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>>100173147
FUCK YEAH
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>>100173203

And all the girls wear stupid shoes that would get their fucking ankle twisted. No protective clothing.

Let me not start on when girls seemingly don't even wear bras. That shit HURTS. No. Sports bras exist for a reason.
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>>100173314
I want *Monogatari to be rewritten so that Kaiki becomes MC and NTRs Araragi's whole harem.

>>100173356
Valvrave's MC wasn't too bad, at least he didn't pull the constant "I feel bad for killing my enemies" crap and also got laid.
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>story is very grounded with people doing realistic things
>suddenly superpowered badass antagonist shows up
>they stop him
>story keeps going as if he never existed and never explains why he was powerful
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>>100173377
>girl is 16 year old
>has the mental capacity of Einstein

I'm looking at you, Hanekawa. If you weren't so genuinely friendly and helpful, you'd be Nadeko-tier.
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>>100173314
You hate interesting side characters? Like, the MC can't be the world's most interesting man. Especially when the setting is school life, as it often is. Introducing interesting side characters is something you should like.
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>>100173394

No, he was REALLY REALLY BAD. He was incredibly bad, mostly because he had no reason to be a total faggot. Also, he only got laid because he ended up raping a girl. (Technically, it wasn't even HIM doing it.)
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>>100173314
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>>100173386
Bang is one of the best parts of Blazblue, even the creators had to acknowledge his manliness.

Better than all the fucking kids, waifs and prettyboys with no guts.
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>>100173386
You hit the nail on the head with that one.
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>>100173445
>so genuinely friendly and helpful
That's why she's shit. Basically a Mary Sue. She's so easy to hate. Fuck Cat.
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>>100173486
Trinity is fun too.
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>half japanese
>the father is always the japanese one
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>>100173535
But she doesn't know everything she only knows what she knows
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>>100173553
gaijin pigs get no nippon women
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>>100173203
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>>100173553
Whitte piggus don't deserve nihon women
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>>100173565
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>>100173565
Which is basically everthing anyway. Like, what's the deal. A 16 year old mind hasn't had enough time to gather all the knowledge that Hanekawa has. It's like she has a direct feed to wikipedia inside her head. It's disgusting.
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>Rational thinking character gets the worst ending
>Worst character gets the best ending
>Author tries to make the protag look like a good person to be empathized with but in reality is actually a terrible person
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>>100165947
Whenever there's a "joke" "lolicon"- that's a fucking pedophile, and it isn't funny Japan
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>Fifty different systems and explanations for magic, some of which include science and others are literally just clapping hands and believing

Looking at you, Negima!
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>>100173553
Any anime with a japanese mother and a foreign father?
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>>100173638
Yes it is.
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>petal landing in water and causing ripples
>every OP ever
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>>100168510
AI JO YU JOU
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>>100173681
>any anime with a water drop making a splash sound effect and ripple
overused symbolism japan. move to something else now.
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>>100173665
Asuka
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>>100173765
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
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>>100173665
King of the Hill
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>walpurgis night
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>OP is just recycled scenes from the episodes
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>>100173920
It's a great piece of music.
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character says something plotrelated/important to other character

>what?
>BETSU NI!

every fucking time
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>>100165947

>MC uses "boku"
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>>100169634
One Piece
PELL
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This.
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>>100170713

>Misato: THAT'S RIGHT SHINJI DO THIS BECAUSE IT'S WHAT YOU WANT TO DO! I SUPPORT YOU!
>3.0 comes around
>She hates him for it
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>why do you like him
>because he's kind
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>>100173968
all of my this
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>Somebody recomends an anime that's supossed to be hilarious. Watch it, not even laugh once.
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>"Just do what you can."
>This is groundbreaking, life-shattering advice
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>>100174211
>sense of humor is objective
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>>100174211
>watch Rucky Starru, can't even chuckle
>laugh at inappropriate scenes in Clannad, get angry stares

I hope that Gintama is good.
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>GRANDO SPONSAH WA TOKYO DE O CHRISTIMAS

I flinch everytime I hear it
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>we made a promise 10 years ago to get married!

So fucking stupid
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>something happens
>other characters overreact and verbally say what was wrong or what just happened/go crazy about it
It's never funny
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>misunderstanding as a plot device
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>>100174280
The first 5-50 Episode might be shit, but it's definitely worth it.
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>>100173665
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>>100173314
Just because of Kaiki-mode narration. That was fucking glorious.
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>>100174350

It fulfills the average japanese boys fantasy of finding a romantic partner without any courting, initiative or social interaction on their part whatsoever

See also, adopted sister
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>>100167861
>>100167861
What is Leorio and Hunter x Hunter
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>>100174466
Fucking love gradient
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>popular girl or guy walks into the classroom
>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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> The Loli is actually 5000000000 years old so its all ok
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>>100174350
This may be my most hated of all.

All you have to do is add in the part about how MC completely forgets it.
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>character is said to be extremely beautiful
>looks the same as everyone else because of a shitty artstyle
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>incest anime
>not blood related
Fuck off, not incest.

>>100174299
Thankfully this is only on tv / live.
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>>100174299
"Grando sponsah Pony Canyon" made K-On for me, it was what I looked forward to the most every episode.
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>>100174715
>"Grando sponsah Pony Canyon"

I love this.
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>>100174682
>It was on my Yugioh subs
Well, I guess I had it coming.
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>>100168146
>>100168192
>>100168249
>>100168301
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>>100169595
>>100169717
TK is the exception though.
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>Be a harem MC
>only truly love one of the girls in your harem
>can never get to be alone with her
>every time you're together the others must follow
>If you even try proclaiming your love to her the others will turn on you
>The story will never have a proper conclusion
>MC is trapped forever in an eternal straitjacket that is the harem

Seriously being a harem MC is hell. I wouldn't wish that shit on my worst enemies.
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>>100174923
The bitches in the harem are the worst part.
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>obligatory bathhouse / hot-spring scene
>guys try to peek on the girls
>always fail
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>>100174923
If they wanted to most harem MCs could just tell the rest of the girls they aren't interested and actually confess to the one that they like, it really isn't a hell.
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>animal sounds (cats, dogs, etc) made by people

Seriously. Who does the animal sounds in anime? They are fucking horrible. Can't they just put a recording of a dog or a cat?
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>>100175045
>obligatory bathhouse / hot-spring scene
is that or the obligatory beach episode in any anime
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>Watch an anime that consistently made me laugh. JoJo, GTO, Gintama, whatever.
>Excitedly recommend it to somebody.
>Smugly crossing their arms, a smug look on their faces, "you thought that was funny?", smug smile.
>They never watch it.
>Two weeks later they recommend me some moe-shit.
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>>100175156
>talking about anime IRL
>using the term moeshit

How to spot Gaia/ /v/.
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>>100175156
>imouto catches me watching Yuru Yuri
>"what the hell is that, are you really this pathetic, brother?"
>she goes back to her Chinese Electric Batmans and other stuff
>month later I catch my imouto watching Yuru Yuri s2
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>>100175156
/a/ in a nutshell.
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>>100175045
You forgot the school cultural festival. The fucking cultural festival.
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>>100167451
You're the moron
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>opening is updated every episode
>stops updating at episode 14
>they don't change the opening until episode 80+
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>>100174673
this is like all those ancient drawings from ancient egypt, the middle ages, etc.
>This princess was well-known for being the most beautiful princess of her time
>Drawing is just a fat short lady with a derp face, same as all other women in the drawing
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>>100165947
Advertisement of terrible anime on 4chan.
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>>100175156
>friend tries to make me watch K-On! or Yuru Yuri
>says that I'll grow to like moe if I give it a chance
>sees me recommend a friend Madoka
>"TOLD YOU, MOE SHIT IS FUCKING GREAT"
>he's never seen it before
>thinks it's cute girls doing cute things
>recommend it to him
>he hates it

It's kind of fun sometimes, it helps that he's highly emotional and cries at the smallest thing. I've recommended to him Clannad because I want him to ignore me.
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>>100167861
Index first season, touma is going to remove the seal in index. They are in a really small room, he starts running at her, and then follows about 3 minutes of talking and explanation while he is running.
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>>100175279
Woot needs those sheckels anon, and you know it
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>>100175269
maybe in the middle ages they liked derp faces
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>>100167979
They exist in real life though. I have met one once, and didn't realized I was being tsundere toward her until later.
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>>100175229
and the end of summer festival, with the main girl wearing a yukata and the mc going "OOOOAAAAAAA" when he sees her
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>>100167796
fucking this, how hard would it be to record some walking sounds or shit
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>>100175333
Oh so is raep time alredy?
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Why does Anime even bother with relationships when they NEVER go anywhere?

The MC will never choose a girl, none of the girls will ever confess and they're just going to do the same shit over and over until the show becomes unprofitable.
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>>100175202
>Chinese Electric Batmans and other stuff
W-what?
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>>100171439
Please never, ever post this image again.
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>>100175370
>she confesses
>"Anon-kun, I..."
>fireworks!
>"What was that?" or "LOOK!"

YA BLEW IT!
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>>100175410
Because the Japanese eat it up all the time
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>>100175455
this is the scene from IS isn't it
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>>100175229
>school cultural festival
>class has a maid cafe
>most popular attraction

I usually don't mind the cultural festivals, least they're not as fan-servicey as beach or hot spring episodes.
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>>100172392
The Japs I've worked with drank more than most Scandinavians I know.
Never wine though, oddly enough. Beer or whisky.
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>first girl to be introduced or introduced as a love interest wins by default and its super obvious the entire time

>mc fights with either his fists, a sword, a pistol, or bare handed magic

>why do you fight?
>"to protect my friends"
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>>100175445
Oh you know.
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>>100175576
>to protect my friends
and he's usually the weakest one
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>>100168509
>accelerator
>friends

He has a loli that is mentally disabled, two milfs watching over him and a girl that is as insane as he was begging for his dick. Accelerator doesn't have friends.
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>>100175576
>mc fights with either his fists, a sword, a pistol, or bare handed magic

Do any MCs use maces?
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>>100175625
But the power of friendship means he'll always win.
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>>100175452
Spiders are like cute arms fort
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/a/ should write a manga/novel with all these crappy tropes

>inb4 it becomes ultra famous in japan
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>>100175734
onii-chan!
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We should archive this thread and send it to all the people who make anime. It'd be nice if they made anime's aimed at an adult audience. I'm 24 and have been watching anime since I was 9, I'm getting really tired of all this high school and hero of the world crap with the same themes being used over an over again.

I'd really like to see someone take anime in a different direction.
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>>100168812
>Girl is heartbroken because MC doesn't remember their childhood marriage promise they made 90000000000 years ago
>Story is sympathetic, treats MC like Hitler for not remembering marriage promise made 90000000000 years ago.
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>>100168858
mfw I did a promise like that when I was in kindergarten
mfw I forgot and only remembered because I did it in front of everyone and they told me about it
mfw the grill remembered
mfw she is 2/10 max
mfw I have so many faces that I don't know what face I am doing now, so this should do it.
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>>100168586
>seemingly downer ending
>everything fixed 30 seconds before last episode ends with no justification or explanation just so we get our happy ending
I like happy endings but this is kind of lame.
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>>100175887
>anime's
somehow that's twice as annoying
>>
>sunny day
>drama increases
>suddenly downpour
>problem is resolved
>sunny again
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>MC helps and treats the main girl like a princess
>she's a fucking asshole with him
>he's OK with it
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>>100176026
Animeス?
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>>100167384
This
This is the biggest thing I hate in anime.
It's gotten to the point where I just simply won't watch it at all if it does this.
Especially if it involves the MC saying, "I just want to live a normal life!!"
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>>100175202
Your imouto calls you brother? Where are you from?
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>>100176074
>Especially if it involves the MC saying, "I just want to live a normal life!!"
My level of cringe are off the fucking charts.
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>>100168589
speaking of birdy:
>most fun character in the show
>dies early in series & is basically forgotten about
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>>100176026
would you like to suggest a better word for it? It keeps pissing people off and I really don't know what to use in it's place. The apostrophe shows possession but the word doesn't look right otherwise.
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>>100175734
Obligatory.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOQkBEnw0Ag
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>>100176123
anime
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>>100176123
The plural of anime is anime, mom.

>the apostrophe shows possession
I bet you're one of those motherfuckers who uses "it's" instead of "its" aren't you.
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>>100168589
>watching Clannad After Story
>Tomoya dies cradling his daughter's body in a puddle of his own tears
>bouncy jpop ending

at least one youtube uploader actually remover the ending because it was so jarring.
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>eccentric female character
>she moves her around a lot to show how hyperactive and happy she is

While this one doesn't necessarily work for subs, it stood out when I initially watched dubs:
>everyone speaks english
>they get a letter
>"what does it say?"
>"don't know, I don't understand english."
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>>100168510
>watching EVA rebuilds
>everyone's dying, pain and suffering everywhere
>happy song about friendship playing

As expected of the master, Anno.
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>>100176259
it's weird that they chose that ED in the first place, seeing how it's a sad as fuck anime throughout so it's not like it was just that one episode where it was off
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>>100169305
At least Krillin got to be the funniest character. Look what happened to Tien & Yamcha!
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>>100165947
>Teacher: Ok class, settle down because we have a brand new transfer student joining us today!
>Class: EEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!
Bonus points if...
>Cute girl: Hajimemashite! Watashi wa (insert name here) desu! Yorushiku onegaishimasu! *bows*
>Guys: *faces turn red with steam spouting from their noses* WHOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAA!
>Girls: *swooning* AAAAAWWWWWWW! KAWAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!
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>>100176347
They should have just kept Dango Daikazoku. Though I'm not sure if I could have handled that in the later episodes.
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>>100176411
>Teacher: Ok why don't you take that empty seat next to MC-kun
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>>100168192
>>100168146
>>100168249
>>100168301

SHITTY FAG SHOWS! Kill yourself for watching shit like this
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>>100176112
Germany. It's a matter of playing too much BlazBlue with her.
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>>100167905
Okay it might be annoying for some anime, but really?
JoJo part 2 was released in fucking 1987, everyone is expected to have known by now, holy shit.
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>HE'S FAST!
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>>100176411
>MC is a transfer student
>the antagonist for lack of a better word transfers into his class, too
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>recap episode
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>>100176340
http://youtu.be/d0NPodmP3TU?t=1m4s

>>100176545
i used to watch DB and OP when i was a kid, never really watched naruto and i'm not even sure where >>100168192 is from
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>>100176632
>skip recap episode
>next episode starts off somewhere that doesn't make sense
>the recap episode has relevant clips every five to ten minutes so you don't skip it
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>>100176672
-gatari, right?
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>>100169711
Tamako fucking Market.
Everybody loves somebody but nobody gets together.
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>>100176548
Cool. You have a quality imouto anon.
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> Waiting for the hero to fight the final boss but he spends +500 episodes fighting weaker characters on the way.

> Every show with a girl that has a crush on the MC but nothing happens between them apart from the last five minutes of the final episode.

> Inconsistencies in powerlevels of characters i.e "MC gets hit by nuclear bomb and tanks it like a man. Next episode when hit by random punk #190814917 they grunt in pain"

Basically I hate most of the aspects of Shounen and Shoujo
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>>100176127
reminded me of snake-chan
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>all fight scenes composed entirely of stock footage from previous episodes
I'm looking at you Gundam SEED Destiny. Why the fuck didn't I listen when you guys told me it was terrible? I liked Gundam SEED and you guys warned me how terrible Destiny was. WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T I LISTEN?!
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>The ending sucks
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>>100176756
tbh if she mains jin and calls him "BROTHER" all the time, he has a lot of reasons to be worried.
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>>100176956
Could be worse
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>>100176944
>Second season is incoherent but enjoyable
>Ok maybe it's not as bad as people sa-
>Ending is complete bullshit
WHY
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>>100165947
>Dry your hair when you get home or else you'll catch a cold!
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>>100176881
>> Inconsistencies in powerlevels of characters i.e "MC gets hit by nuclear bomb and tanks it like a man. Next episode when hit by random punk #190814917 they grunt in pain"
Always irks me when characters in battle-shounen are afraid of falling heights not even 200m high, but can easily shrug off getting slammed into a wall at the speed of sound.
Also, Pikachu.
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>>100176944
>Heartfelt ending
>Love interest disappears for a while
>Comes back in the epilogue like nothing happened

Bullshit
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>>100165947
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE! REE! REE! REE! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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A loli character with superior intellect and a young guy who is stupid as hell but just tunnel visions all his emotions and will power towards that one character.

Ignores all girls who are his age regardless of being flat chest or not, kind and gentle obvious waifu material. NO! his has to have his way with the loli holy shit!
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>>100176403
The problem is that krillin is the strongest human in the galaxy and no one gives a fuck because he isn't as half as strong goku is.
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>objectively best girl gets rejected by MC
>MC hooks up with objectively worst girl in the end
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>Character survives energy beams, projectile weapons, and super powered bullshit
>Dies by a simple stab to the heart
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>>100177179
cicadas are so soothing.
>sitting in the shade reading a book with 30 degrees and cicadas humming all around you
Fuck, how long till summer
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>>100176411
>transfer student
How many times have been repeating this same fucking pattern?
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>>100177447
>30 degrees Celsius
>comfy

the fuck dude
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>>100168858
That is seriously what makes me fucking hate a lot of romances. And then when they introduce the "rival," both girls go "I'll be the one to take the MC!" pretending that he's some sort of property to have a fair fight over or some game to win. Like really. And then throughout the entire series "eh nandatte?" and MISUNDERSTANDING. How does japan stomach this shit?
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>>100177551
20 degrees celsius is objectively the comfiest temperature
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>>100177551
Ozzies like being on fire, news at eleven.
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>>100177551
i-it is though, when you're in the shade. It's only around 33-35 that it gets hot
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>>100177447
>30 degrees
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>>100177591
Agreed.

>>100177611
Anything over 24 is too hot
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>Watch a 2deep4you anime. "Sure, I'm bored, why not?".
>Don't understand the ending and a bunch of other things.
>Can't tell if it's because it's pretentious and poorly-written, or because I'm dumb.
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Its because of bullshit like those that I only watch 1/20 animes every season.
Currently watching Gin no Saji and Tonari no Seki-kun, the only ones that are good.

>>100177447
>>100177611
30 degrees is hot as fuck, 20 degrees is average, anything below 15 and over 25 is uncomfortable(there are a few exceptions).
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>>100177139
That was literally the only part of Toradora! that I didn't like.
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>>100177591
>20 degrees celsius
>Playing vidya with window open
>Breeze enters the room
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>>100177718
It felt like the whole story was for nothing
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>>100168510
I like when animes just end without a song just to drive the point home that shit went bad
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>>100177524
15532 times

>>100177616
it always makes me laugh when you see those summer episodes where everyone in the school is dying of heat exhaustion and then you see a thermometer that reads 28° C. But i guess having to wear a suit makes it harder
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>>100177569
I find more problematic the way the girls fall for the MC. The MC can be fucking ignoring two of them for a whole year (because he's only interested in the main heroine) and they still chase him like bitches in heat, despite him being a spineless piece of shit character. But no, we can't allow any of the other girls have a relationship with other boys because beta otakus would feel threatened and betrayed by that.
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>talking about sensitive information in a public place or an open room

Strike the Blood is good for this:

>on a crowded train
>"Senpai, make sure not to let anyone know that you are the fourth progenitor."
>surrounded by people with their bodies pressed together
>"I shouldn't let people know that I am the fourth progenitor?"
>"Yes. That is information that can destabilize the entire world."
>literally dozens of people within earshot
>"I see. I will definitely conceal the fact that I, Akatsuki Kojou, am the fourth progenitor, the most powerful vampire in the world."
>"Good. Don't let anyone know."
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>School festival
>Maid Café
>Haunted House

>MC on train with other girls
>train comes out of tunnel
>bright light
>"UMI DAAAA!~"

>flat chest girl molesting big boobs girl

>Onsen episode and guys are trying to peep
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>>100177832
it bothers me that there's no one inside the smaller cup
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>>100177785
Most cities in japan are really hot even though it is 28ºC because they are surronded by sea, the air is heavy and very uncomfortable. I can't put it in words, but since the air is "wet" your sweat isn't refreshing you as it should.
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>be in harem
>new bro appears
>new bro is actually another female lusting for my cock
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>>100177903
That's humidity.
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>>100177673
>because I'm dumb.

Explains everything wrong with /a/. Let me guess, you like kyoani?
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>>100177903
humidity? I had an israeli friend who told me about Tel Aviv once, apparently it gets hot as fuck (35-40°C) and incredibly humid (~90%). He asked me to visit, i'm yet to do so
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>>100177832
I am actually fine with one of those, since they are in school, and most stories takes months, something is bound to happen. The problem is when everything happens during the 2 months MC transferred in/female lead transferred in.

>>100177971
Thank you, I forgot the word for it and it was giving me headaches for not remembering it.
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>>100177832
>>School festival
>>Maid Café
>>Haunted House

I really liked the way that Azumanga Daioh analyzed this.
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>>100166687
It can work if the spoilers are subtle enough that you don't really notice until after the fact, then smack yourself on the head because they were there all along. It's not very common though.
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>>100176619
I'm thinking of Medaka Box, but that isn't it, right?
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>>100177691
>30 degrees is hot as fuck
Step it up senpai
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eilat#Climate
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>>100177832
They should do zombie cafés more often.
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>>100177817
>Talking about end of the world shit
>On a taxi
>Driver is probably listening
Fucking Haruhi
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>>100178254
Choosing the middle of nowhere as the world standard temperature.
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>>100178928
The wiki didn't mention that town being anything of the sort, though..
Anyway,
>Speed powerlevels
>Every time character goes behind enemy, enemy goes behind them too
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>>100179032
What is bleach
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>>100179219
This is actually funny, making parodies of cliches are funny most of the times.
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these kind of threads
just don't watch shonen, it's for kids
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>>100179493
>Implying I liked those shit when I was a kid
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>>100179343
Beelzebub is really walking the line between shounen and shounen parody

Maybe it's better of being called a self-aware shounen?
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>>100179692

Don't fool yourself. Of course you liked it as a kid-
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>>100169113
If he'd fucking explain instead of trying to start every fucking sentence with "I CAN EXPLAIN" he'd be able to explain.

Just say it, faggot.
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>>100178365
I always assumed the taxi driver was part of The Organization, that or he just didn't give a fuck, he's a taxi driver he's probably transported crazier people and seen crazier shit.
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>>100180300
same, isn't that why kyon says something like "Hey this taxi arrived at a convenient time"?



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