Let me be your girlfriend, anon-kun
get me a s2 and then we'll talk
>Not my little sister
If you're willing to learn the ways of Free Software and read SICP, sure.
Man I bet she'd be nice to hug.
I want to pet her hair.
>Eyebags are shit
So why do I find them moe
This is neither animes or video game.
Where is my animu and vidyas?
Strictly speaking it's both
I bet you chose Fennekin.
I'm talking to her anon! Someone promised animes and vidyas if opened that door
Eyebags are cute, plain and simple.
But I already have a wife.
lisp programmer pls go
>people mistaking hex maniac for tomoko
It's intentional, you dunce.
What are her hands touching?
It looks like her belly but also looks like the viewer from that akward angle.
Why does every girl in an OP call me anon-kun? Tha's not my name. Who is that?
/g/ get lost. and no I'm not gonna install gentoo
YOU CAN NOT CATCH ME!
I want to smell her, I bet she's hairy and smells terrible.
I-I'm not, I promise!
let me be your girlfriend, PLEASE!
don't run anon
But girls can't love girls, can they?
Sorry Anon I have to break it down to you. You're not a girl...I am sorry.
These girls are too cute.
How could I ever say no to that kind of face?
It wouldn't be wise
Check your privilage cis scum.
For the last time. No, fake Tomoko.
I can't believe people thought this was genuinely from an anime franchise.
I hate forced CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT.
They seemingly never played pokemon past Red/Blue
Yes if he feels like a girl but he has penis then he is a girl. Maybe not biologically but in his soul and when he'll meet God, God will call him a girl because God see in the soul of everyone and your soul is the soul of a girl.
This picture does the weirdest things to my dick.
She'd do unspeakable things do your dick if you ever felt that way for another woman
>all those bandaids and scars
Aww, I almost just want to kiss and make it better.
You've got good taste.
Would you let her touch your balls?
I doubt I could ever feel anything else for another woman after her.
fucking moot and these spoilers.
How do you mean?
>the girls ITT
Fuck, they're creepy. Why do they think they have no boyfriends anyways?
I wouldn't do it even if they asked me to.
How could she mutilate herself like that? She cut off a piece of her body and threw it away, probably somewhere where anyone could find it. How could she?
If I belong to her, she belongs to me as well. Every last bit of her.
That and I really like long hair and cutting hair to implement character development is usually fucking stupid. The least she could do is let me cut it...
It's like you don't have any taste.
You must be thinking of another character, m8.
Frederica Sawyer hasn't been shown cutting off any limb (well, not any of her own), neither cutting her hair.
It's spooky. I could only imagine what horrible things these girls would do to someone for their fucked up vision of love.
Then you should check out the Google Image search results.
You're being judgmental, you're assuming these girls are all totally out of their mind, when in fact, they're mostly just a little disturbed in some manners. They're perfectly nice people most of the time (I assume).
You mean augmented vision of love
>>100164913 to >>100171484 and tell me that lovely bushy hair that I could comb and run my fingers through hasn't lessened dramatically.
Oh. Oh my. I'll be in my bunk.
It's a mess down there. I'm just warning you now.
>You'll never get kidnapped by Sawyer and chained to a wall until you accept her feelings and become her husbando
Hey buddy, I think that's the wrong picture
Oh god how I wish to cuddle
Boner lost. Thanks, anon.
Is there a tag for crazy?
Yes, it's called ''yandere''
She's cute. She can have any man she wants. Now why would she pick me of all people?
>and chained to a wall until you accept her feelings and become her husbando
>implying she'd have time to chain me up before that'd happen
How could I honestly say no to her?
Love is a mystery, don't try to rationalize it.
She would still chain you up for good measure.
Can't have a yandere thread without this video
I think Shenhua is as crazy as Sawyer would be when it's about loving a man.
Hell, maybe she'd be even scarier
Just saying there's no reason for girls that are this beautiful to want a kissless virgin.
I could deal with that, as long as I get to hug and kiss her after that whole thing is done.
We're talking about 2D girls here Anon
Hell, there's plenty of reasons.
I recall some anon on here sad she wanted a nerdy boyfriend with the rationalization that "she'd never be NTR'd that way".
It's 2D, everything is possible.
All I can think of is an /a/non wouldn't cheat on her.
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She is a person enjoys cutting people up with a chainsaw, she also lost her voice and becomes very depressed if she loses her Electrolarynx and lives in a city full of criminals
Hows that for a reason?
I can relate to her in some ways.
I want to kiss her scars and tell her how beautiful she is.
My boner is in love.
I'd get depressed if I lost the ability to talk to people too. And I don't even talk to people.
Damn it Tomoko, making my eye bag fetish worse
That's more reason for me to stay away honestly.
>not holding the ball with panties
I fell in love with the Hex Maniacs due to all the chuuni shit they spouted.
Why can't cute chuuni girls exist in this 3D wasteland?
Over time or right away? Because the minute she lost her Electrolarynx she dropped down on the floor sulking
I thought you said
>for girls that are this beautiful to be a kissless virgin
Never mind then
Dude, she can properly weaponize a chainsaw, do you know how hard that is? That's cool as fuck.
As a guy who grew up on Evil Dead and Doom, it'd be irresponsible of me to not be interested in that.
Chances are that they actually exist somewhere, sitting with their knees up their chests, within their dark room, browsing this thread.
Too bad they'll never be as perfect as 2D though.
>browsing this thread
If they are, I want them to know that there are no girls quite as sweet as them.
>sitting with their knees up their chests, within their dark room,browsing this thread.
They're not the same person.
But yeah, I'd love to run my fingers through Sawyer's hair.
Don't run, dear.
for translation on what's she saying
wait nigga did she really hack you game at the end?
Hiding oneself away like that is the same as not existing.
Not that I don't do the same
Don't leave me, anon
C'mere! Let's hug!
The fairy tale girls are smug as fuck, always loved stomping them
I didn't know people started drawing Tomoko as yandere, I like this.
A lot more to them then meets the eye
Will a 2D girl ever break the wall between our dimensions just so she can be with me?
I love Hatate. All of them
What is she doing?
look at her right hand and thou shalt see the truth
I see nothing strange or unusual.
SHE'S NOT FAKE. She's the glorious Trainer from Kalos!
No. Just end me now
purest form of love
>there are people on this board, right now, that don't like girls with bags under their eyes
Strange thought, innit?
Refusing would make me fear for my health and/or freedom
Agreeing would as well
make it freaky anon.
I never had a chance to post this.
The best method of handling yanderes is to use a dere offensive to push them into their own dere mode. Basically, force them to occupy themselves entirely with their loving traits so that they don't have an opportunity to slip into a crazy feedback loop.
Either that or kill them when their guards are down.
Is it possible to be so dere to a yandere that she turns tsun?
Why do I want to breastfeed from her and call her mommy?
Because your mom didn't love you enough. And because you have godly fetish taste.
Why are they so much sexier than other women?
Piece of cake, I'd spend every day loving Sawyer.
Even when I would be doing errands, when she's off at her job, I'd think about her.
We could take turns making dinner for each other, just talk to each other about everything, hug and kiss every day, even holding hands.
hex girls are best girls
Unlikely, yanderes have an almost infinite capacity for love. This is actually what causes the crazy feedback loop, when they are not supplied with enough external love and turn inward to the limitless love vacuum inside them. The only way to deal with yanderes is to feed them enough love that they could never even think of wanting more, or to completely cut them off before they ever develop a single drop of love. The latter method results in an emotionless doll that cannot truly be called human.
ok so who is best yandere?
the one you love most
Don't matter; they are all love.
Problem with yanderes is that they're so dere that you can't do anything that's not showing your affection for them.
That's why I like tsunderes more. When you get through a shit phase, you get a perfectly normal girl, more than willing to make up for everything she put you through
>they're so dere that you can't do anything that's not showing your affection for them
You're saying it like it's a problem.
I want to lick the tears off of her cheeks and then handcuff myself to her so we are always together.
>you can't do anything that's not showing your affection for them
How is that bad? The only way you could make her mad is going with other women or doing nothing. They need love to operate, and someone like me is fine with giving that. To you it sounds like it'll get boring after a while, but it's not like they're sub-human. They want you to take them out and treat them like women.
>You're saying it like it's a problem
That's a huge fucking problem
You're gonna need a small breather sooner or later, like play vidya or watch anime or whatever. She won't appreciate the fact that you have to leave for work every day and god help your boss if it's a woman
>They need love to operate, and someone like me is fine with giving that
So am I, but they need more love than you can give. Unless you're as crazy about them as they are crazy about you, you have a problem
Also hanging out with friends is a no-no
It's possible to inch your friends in. Like I said, she is human. As for the crazy, while you may not be as committed as she is you can make it seem that way. Someone post that survival guide.
If there is a survival guide for having a relationship, that's not normal
As well as faking your affection
You're talking about this as if I don't have it figured out.
I'd be working together with her, I'd go out for errands, pick up supplies for her job, help maintain her tools, things like that. For mercenary jobs, I can provide cover fire, and be a getaway driver.
As for friends, we'd share friends, I'm sure she'd get along with Rotton and Shenhua. We'd invite them over for dinner, play some board-games or something. Hell, I'd provide cover fire and be getaway driver for them too when they're working with her on a Bounty.
Besides, Sawyer's not off-the-hook crazy, she just have some dependency issues and possibly some previous problems with a severe depression, that's perfectly manageable.
we can go out if you want
I went to buy milk, calm down
I won't need to fake my affection, son.
And the relationship is much more rewarding than a normal one. Hence, you sacrifice sanity for a couple of other bonuses.
It might not have dawned on you yet, but I'm not talking about Sawyer in particular
Besides, what kind of merc would you be
Such as? It better be something good, I like my sanity
The sex is amazing, and she is willing to do pretty much anything so long as she knows it's for the relationship. Anything.
>and she is willing to do pretty much anything so long as she knows it's for the relationship. Anything
I can't think of anything so extreme it would take a devoted yandere to do it
>I can't think of anything so extreme it would take a devoted yandere to do it
You don't even want to know what's going on in my mind
>but I'm not talking about Sawyer in particular
Oh, well alright then.
>Besides, what kind of merc would you be
The kind that helps out his darling with her job. I could for example cover her from a rooftop with a an old Marksman's rifle, say, an old M21 rifle that found it's way from the Vietnam War, to Roanapur.
I'd make sure nobody snuck up on her. If she's doing indoors work, I can cover her back with an old S&W M76, make sure the exits are clear.
I mean, she'd be able to manage without me just fine, it's just that I'd love to be there for her and help her.
As for driving, I could stuff the doors of a car with old phonebooks, which would protect nominally against pistol bullets and small rifle bullets. I'd of course add in a layer of kevlar as soon as I could afford it, to make sure it would catch debris and fragments from bullets caught by the phonebooks.
There's lots of things I could do.
>lewd suffocation in order to induce blushing and panting
Why can't 3DPD be this amazing
Do you have a military training, is what I'm asking
I read that, the entire thing, wery sweet
Not a shred of yanderes though
>All these people saying that is safe to maintain a relationship with a crazy person
It's almost as hilarious as saying that is safe to harness infinite energy off Lavos
It's Black Lagoon, few of the characters actually make sense in real life. Logically, I should be able to blend in and successful just by being colorful enough as a character.
>what is fantasy
Are you new here?
I feel somewhat bad because I've always had this gut feeling that has kept me away from girls like this. I just feel uneasy and weirded out.
I've always found girls like this more attractive than more conventional women. No clue why.
The idea of a cute girl who lusts for you and only you while being psycho at the same time is hot to me.
Can you continue your shitposting on /v/ please?
I think it's YOU who should be going there.