Why are lolis so popular?
Because the only hair they have is on their head.
Because they're cute.
What is she saying in moon?
Because they are 2D lolis and they are great.
Because they are Tubes, and you are a space pirate.
Be careful lolifriends, there's a mod awake deleting anime-related threads awake tonight.
They are like "mechas" mode
>there's a mod awake deleting anime-related threads awake tonight.
Because of their soft skin and pat-able heads
He has to make room for the sales threads and IRC application threads.
No lolis, stop giving me a boner.
>that file name
>delicate loli chest
i could watch forever
like a beautiful sunset
My thoughts exactly. Come, we have much to discuss
Well shit I don't think my heart can take this.
>first day on /a/
>already dying of heart failure
I almost feel bad for you.
Giving your loli snacks is a good way to get on her good side, and doubles as some entertainment for you while she eats
That's the second time today I've been accused of being a newfag. Not sure what I'm doing wrong.
I want to lick icecream off a loli.
now now, this is a no bully zone. play nice with the shinobufriend
>Not sure what I'm doing wrong.
Well, first of all I forgot to attach a picture to my post.
time to fap
what's that newer anime where the loli bites into something spicy and freaks out when she reads the packaging? i can't remember but the gif was cute.
pretty sure it was a loli
>only the second time today
step it up sempai. shit happens all day erry day
lolibutt is always a well received treat
LOLIS ARE FOR HUGGING NOT FAPPING TO YOU SICK BASTARD
>actually wanting to deflower a pure loli
>not just wanting to pat her head buy her snacks and love her 5ever
Mental illness threads arent anime
You mean Aiura? Nigga that was back in spring. And she's in highschool.
You're double wrong
>"no bully zone"
Fuck off to >>>/jp/ scum.
there's that fluttery feeling in my chest again
fuck, I recall it, but I cant remember. might have been a different show though. Yui eating kirito's spicy sandwich because "I want what papa's having" was pretty adorable
>you will never be a chair back for a soft loli
I am the paedofinder general, and you have been found guilty of paedophilia!
I guess I'm not an oldfag until I get accused of being a newfag at least 5 times a day.
Because we like what we are.
Somehow my retarded ass didn't save a gif of the full scene. But yeah, Ayukong is nowhere near loli. There is a loli sensei in Aiura though.
>your cat will never be a loli
>his cat isn't a loli
>he isn't a loli
its like you're not a real /a/non...
Just save the whole episode gif. Then you can never go wrong.
Yep this was it! Sorry for the bad memory
man I remember when they made that .gif. I just don't understand why I was laughing so hard at it's mere existence
>dat puffy vulva
She looks more like a toddler than loli.
You need to watch out for lolis disguised as cats. See this seemingly normal cat? It's actually a loli.
OP can't post a real good loli to save his life.
I don't believe you, therefore I will pick her up and put her on my lap and pet her.
But toddlers are okay too.
Nice try. But it's still going to the basement and not coming out before all the rats are dead.
What does this smell like?
When was loli divided into subgroups?
Could I get this picture without the text?
What kind of super cat do you have? Cats can't hold their own against rats, only mice and snakes and small woodland creatures, rats are huge. Especially in the fire swamp.
I wouldn't ask that if I were you
>quality of post is extremely important
Where do you live where there are swamps made of fire?
It's from the princess bride.
he's trying so hard to be like reddit
i'm still laughing
>implying that question isn't fundamentally vital to our understanding of human kind's place in the firmament.
Loli thread, not toddler thread though.
You never heard of toddlercon?
This anon knows the truth.
>high-quality images and informative comments
There's your problem, you need to post higher quality images with those comments.
My cat acts like a loli, I'm serious
in what way?
Because lolis are the best. They're the perfect form.
How does a cat act like a loli? Does it follow you around and meow "Onii-chan"?
I want to kiss a loli so fuckin' bad.
>Because lolis are the best. They're the perfect form.
They'll grow up into old hags one day.
You might want to get your cat checked. It's possible that it's a loli in disguise.
Please accept my flower anon!
No flowers are useless.
I'd take it and step on it in front of her
My Cat is a mixed breed with white long-ish extra fluffy fur.
>Live in uni
>Semester break comes around
>My cat sees me at the door
>Her eyes pretty much light up
>Be in room
>She takes every chance to run in and stay on my bed
>Gets mad if i stay on 4chan for too long and keeps calling me to play with her on the bed
>Put her out of my room
>She just stays at the door with meows that sounds like crying, even mom thought she was crying
>Everytime i want to get out i need to peek out to see that she's not waiting to charge it (which she usually does)
>Have to return to uni
>Mom tells me over the phone that she keeps waiting at my room door and apparently sometimes gets mad at her for letting me leave.
I'm not even making this up, this actually happens every semester break.
Why do you have to be a bully
Because bullying lolis is my fetish.
iduno, I just know i first fapped to it back in like 2002, when i was around 12 or 13 years old. i used to go to this site called hentailoversclub, and from there i found out about this new imageboard that had a ton of loli on it. so technically, i started fapping to loli when i was a shota.
Please sodomize me with it loli.
Then those lolis have failed their tests and lose their perfect form, the one that pass the test of time keep their wonderous form.
>>Mom tells me over the phone that she keeps waiting at my room door
That sound extreamly adorable, you have a good cat, anon.
>you have a good cat, anon.
just like seymour
Please accept my cards anon!
That's just what they want you to believe, mature woman are actually a different species from loli, the loli are abducted and eaten by the mature women at some point in their lives and they pretend to be the loli. The mature woman in its larval form is a type of hexopoda that pupates in a chrysalis in the deep woods.
>friend or family member saw a loli pic of yours
What did they say?
Thank you, miss.
My younger sister said nothing, my older sister laugh.
No. Cards are useless and gambling is bad I'll burn them in front of you
something sorta similar happened to me
>religious republican parents
>think anything underage is immoral to bang, even 17
>be me watching a movie on a live stream
>dad walks over and watching my stream for a bit
>the comments section is a huge circlejerk about loli abuse doujins
>my older sister laugh.
Why did that turn me on?
My niece acts like a cat sometimes. It's awesome.
Please accept my scarf anon!
They don't know. I'm a recluse and they don't bother me so I've almost successfully severed all ties with my family even though I live with them.
I wouldn't let a single family member ever see one of my loli pics. Ever.
But for the sake of argument, if they did, they would probably try their hardest to ignore it and act like nothing.
Scarves are useful. Let's share.
>mother barges into my room
>sees my desktop
>looks at me with a disgusted face
>don't talk to eachother for 3 days
Sister saw a doujin I left open in a tab on accident. Has never spoken to me about it
I will never understand the appeal
Men are such slaves to anything with a vagina. So disgusting and sad
Won't she freeze?
She was speechless about your great taste.
>Little sister sees me fapping to this
>Now wants to fuck and always hugs me
I think I have it worse.
>I will never understand the appeal
>Men are such slaves to anything with a vagina
you just answered your own purported lack of understanding.
I've had a friend walk in on me cropping a doujin before, he didn't say anything but he must have seen it. I hope he doesn't experience a pang of unwarranted normie conscience and tell the authorities or something since I'm pretty sure it's illegal here. They also used to tease me about being a paedophile for unrelated reasons but I told them to stop because it could be bad if someone out of the loop heard them saying it. This was the result of the cropping, by the way.
Probably cause you're gay, that's understandable. I will never understand why you're gay.
It's not good to lie, Anon, why would you still be here if she did?
I don't want to fuck 3D
Imouto are exempt from this rule, everyone knows that.
>Won't she freeze?
I'll warm her.
Beta virgins are uncomfortable with girls their age being more experience than them so they run in the opposite direction to little girls.
>put on cat ear thing on her head
>plug a tail into her ass
done, all achieved with less than $50
>Cat tail butt plug
>Less than $50
Anon, that's not realistic.
What about the domestic ownership aspect?
Are they made out of fucking gold?
get her into a situation where she owes you a bunch of cash. the person owed money is always the master, and the one who owes is always the servant. or, you could just move to a country where human property is accepted.
I think your got that part wrong
No. Little sisters aren't for fucking.
My Mom just saw this thread and now I think she hates me
This thing costs only $44.95
I haven't lived with my parents for a few years. Every time I go out to stay with them, for the following week or so my cat will wait for me at the front gate for hours like he used to do when I was in school.
which artist does the best lolis?
i go with noise
damm oppai lolis
You're all sick
I don't want her to owe me anything, I want her to love me because she loves me. That's why I've never bought a cat, I've just provided the cat with the best possible option for a place to stay.
Noise does the only oppai lolis I geniunely enjoy.
Om is pretty great
Fucking mod banned me for that thread a few days ago
Why is she crying? I'm calling the cops.
She sees your littering habits.
Everything in this picture is wrong. The artist should go jump a building or something.
I always had a soft spot for Wanyanaguda.
I think it's the eyes.
ro lolis are best lolis.
Think how sad the artist would be if he heard what you said. That's not nice, anon.
the trouble with loli threads...is that they're full of lolis!
I like Quzilax when he's not doing fucked up rape.
I love this artist so much. Soooo much.
You are definitely pressing the mod's patience posting these threads all the time.
I don't really care since I'm a shit-enabler.
loli vulva is my greatest weakness
Same here. It's a damn shame sometimes.
Yeah, I don't get it either, I hate children so why the hell would I be interested in anything that looks like a child, sounds like a child and almost always IS a child. Annoying little fuckers...
Real children are annoying as fuck. Sometimes there are realistic children in anime, and they are always annoying.
>he's never seen a loli with curves
>that look on his face
Why does he look like a rapist?
Wut. Lolis can have delicious curves. Stop being new.
in what way is a japanese girl with brown hair realistic?
This anime is very realistic. The only thing that isn't are hair colors, and the idea that space shuttles will still be in use.
and japanese styled russian homes.
Something about a loli in a camisole or sundress really turns me on. The way they hug the chest and show off the wearers collar bones, shoulders, back, and sometimes armpit is just ridiculous.
I love Satsuki Itsuka for his femdom lolis.
The kids from E7 were pretty realistic and everybody hated those fuckers.
I pick both, turbofag.
I wish Tera was fun
hey /a/ what do you think about Elins
and their glorius tights
They're delicious. They made me want to play Tera.
I can't get enough, it's insane!
Could you repeat that?
I approve of this.
I love them so much. I want to thighfuck an Elin. I want her to crush my face inbetween her heavenly thighs.
you mean glorious thighs like this
Yes those thighs! Delicious loli thighs, dare I say even better than loli butt?
I know I've got that Mojarin image with that guy groping an Elin's thighs, but I can't find it.
Lolibutt > lolithighs.
I'm not talking about fat (even though I find that repulsive), I'm talking about "hourglass figure". As well as being flat, lolis are straight up and down when seen from the front. Like a boy, but without a dick. Pronounced hips and a narrowed waist are a sign of puberty, and lolis are pre-pubescent. A small girl with hips and a waist is a dwarf, not a loli.
Why exactly did this get deleted?
RAPEAPE AND NORMALFAG MODS PLEASE KILL YOURSELVES
Don't forget to email moot about this mod faggotry, maybe something will happen.