Why are lolis so cool?
Because they are a fantasy.
because lolis are love, lolis are life
they're pretty nICE
Get the fuck out.
Wow, moot really needs to fix that imageswap. They accidentally made you post some dumb bitch instead of a cool loli. Watch out for it!
arent touhous like really old goddesses in the body of little children?
That's just one of them
some of them are literally goddesses
others are shrine maidens, witches, ghosts, half-ghosts (whatever the fuck that is) youkai, aliens from the moon, and so forth
And not all of them are little girls either.
There are two named characters who aren't little girls, and only one of whom ever actually appears in game.
so I guess that's half loli? Furthermore if you have the body and the mind of a loli, but an old soul, I guess you're 2/3 loli. Unless souls count as being ageless or something. Actually considering reincarnation all souls are old as fuck. So there's no such thing as "100% loli". UNLESS something happens to the soul. It's still old though. Maybe that could bump it up to 4/5 loli. So in conclusion say no to drugs kids.
BBA is best.
I want to FUCK ______
>There are two named characters who aren't little girls, and only one of whom ever actually appears in game.
It is astoundingly hard to find an image of that group that is porn or school uniforms.
>isn't porn or school uniforms
I assume you meant 'isn't'. And you're totally right.
because they remind you of being a little boy
Yeah, Youki Konpaku and Rinnosuke.
nice one OP
I don't think we're debating that most of the cast is female, so much as that not all of them deserve the descriptor "little"
Oh, well yeah.
You've got the hags sure.
You're also not allowing for characters like Genji, Unzan, etc.
>implying Genji is canon anymore
>implying Unzan isn't just a cloud
Zun has said Genji is in the pond behind the shrine, and also that th PC-98 games are canon except where they contradict the windows games.
Unzan is a youkai just like 99% of the cast.
>implying ZUN is ever sober enough to know what he's talking about
>implying Genji is canon anymore
Canon until proven otherwise. As shown by Raymoo, Marisa, Alice, Yuuka, etc.
>implying Unzan isn't just a cloud
>Unzan is a nyuudou made of clouds.
>He's a stubborn, quiet old man, but he's gentle at heart. He likes people who are on the up-and-up, and doesn't like roundabout things.
Stop being youkai racist.
The youkai must be purged.
>implying clouds are little girls
Let's not be unreasonable about this now. Who's for tea?
Shut the fuck up, race traitor.
Please don't bully teh cirno
Mokou is taller than Kaguya and therefore objectively better.
Now now you two, not in front of the child
Check your privilege, ningen-scum.
>taller is better
I'm sure we can all get along just fine, as long as we work together!
I came in here expecting a loli thread. Don't you faggots have your own board? I mean, I don't mind Touhou threads, just don't be so damn misleading.
neither of them are lolis and I'm just throwing that out there
Please call me a pedo
I know, but this was supposed to be a loli thread
Die you pedo
That helps me a lot. I wonder why it makes me hard.
If you start a thread with Cirno or Chen, expecting anything other than that is just foolhardy.
why should it be about lolis when it can be about Mokou instead, and how much better she is than Kaguya
Because I don't care about some bitch fight between shitty old hags. They are both dried up and worthless.
Quickly /a/ name your 3 best 2hu games.
/jp/ pls go
What's it like being that deluded?
Literally a ex-secondary shitter
kaguya, what a shit, what a shit! stupid bitch ned 2 go back 2 the moon, she go pond rice cake for mokou w/i the bunies, kaguya but a slave for the great mokou! my heart burn for mokou, the passion, fury it eminate warm the earth, i cannot bear it, my heart like to explode. kaguya, my heart only feel hate, it cold, deep, frozen in the icebox only mokou cna bring it out and warm with her radiance! kaguya, a lazy slut, she canot do anything without the entei, but mokou, there is no task she canto complte, not even hurcules can best her labors, her power her skill her beauty pearless, kaguya kiss her feet, an obscene girl, she can only looka t up the wonder that is mokou
>stupid bitch ned
I'm sorry /l/
There are not nearly enough doujin of those two having hatesex.
Strongest Touhou are usually lolis. See the the Goddesses.
The strongest Touhous are the Mary Sue Moonbitches, unfortunately.
You seem upset.
Those canon touhou manga aren't actually canon because ZUN didn't draw them.
Also they're not canon because fuck the moonbitches.
ZUN you ruseman bastard how could you make such terrible characters the strongest anyway?
You're not even trying now.
Because people argued about 2hu power levels.
People like you are the reason the moonbitches exist.
If ZUN says they're official, they're canon.
Kaguya is fine, you faggot.
The only manga that MIGHT not be canon is IotM&IotE. Evrey thing else was written by ZUN, but he can't draw for shit so he let someone else do that part.
>If ZUN says they're official, they're canon.
ZUN is too drunk to know his own canon.
So, how old is Reimu now? She was 15 during the pc98 games and about 5-6 months pass between each windoews incidents.
Liking little girls is A-OK, if they didn't want to be loved then they wouldn't be so cute looking.
He's the one writing the mangas, card spell books and those Aya interviews after each big arcs , so yeah, they are canon, until ZUN says no.
Kaguya=/=the moon bitches.
The moon bitches refer to Watatsuki no Yorihime and her sister Watatsuki no Toyohime, two characters with bullshit power levels that show up in Silent Sinner in Blue
Anywhere from 10 to 18, depending on who's drawing her. Her canon age is irrelevant since so much time has passed in the game/manga timeline that she should be in her 20's by now, but no one's really aging.
>Same powers as the MC, but better
>Defeats everyone without effort
>Foils everyone's plans without effort
>Perfect, refined ladies
Maybe not the textbook definition of Mary Sue, but within reason of the worst kind of side character you can introduce.
In terms of portrayal? Probably mid-late teens.
In terms of rational passage of time? Early 20s at the very least.
I like them. Those who are upset about them are hurt because they're stronger than their favorite girls.
Not-uh, not when my selective canon says no.
I think that people are just upset that the most powerful characters are basically irrelevant side characters that only appear in side material.
But they lose. Yukari and Yuyuko outsmart them, stealing a treasure that can't be stolen back.
You're not being fair and your slanted view if reflected in your writing.
They are Lunarians. Of course they're better than humans and youkai. The thing that they might be related to dragons or something only makes it more natural that they're stronger. You can rant about them being overpowered, but saying sue because of that is stupid.
>got outsmarted by an old woman and some ghosts
They're pretty shit.
Not him, but super speshul race is another Sue trait (see Tolkien elves).
So, they fit right in Touhou.
Guess I can give you that.
>got outsmarted by an old woman and some ghosts
So, they're not flawless.
That's a retarded reason and you know it.
They probably could have assassinated the moonbitches in their sleep like that too. Good thing Yukari is a merciful dictator.
Elves aren't perfect. They're just better.
Why are cool lolis so love?
They are Lunarians on the moon. Lunarians near something that is pure (The moon in this case) are nearly immortals.
That didn't stopped them getting their asses kicked by Neil Armstrong and the other Apollo missions.
>They are Lunarians. Of course they're better than humans and youkai. The thing that they might be related to dragons or something only makes it more natural that they're stronger. You can rant about them being overpowered, but saying sue because of that is stupid.
Which is naturally the reason the IN teams were utterly powerless to defeat Kaguya and Eirin and were wiped out without effort.
>everyone is super beautiful
>better than humans at everything
>didn't get corrupted by the rings
>could solve every problem in Middle Earth if they weren't busy pretending to be a dying race
>don't actually die, just go to some paradise.
Doujins of U.S. astronauts raping Lunarians where?
It's been stated Erin held back in those fights. Got no explanation for Kaguya though
Give up anon. This thread is a lost cause.
And America kicked the shit out of magical bitches and bunnies until some of them fled to the earth to live in e60s and 70s tech.xile. All of that with
Space is not a good place for rape, it's cold as fuck and there's no gravity to hold down your victim.
Just post more Cirno.
The challenge of doing it in space only adds to the excitement.
But actually, the lunar bitches hid and tried to get the humans to go away.
Someone is lacking in human spirit.
Yukari only outsmarted them after getting beaten once and learning of their weaknesses.
Her first loss was intentional. She only wanted to teach the Yokai a lesson so they wouldn't go trying to conquer all of Japan.
It's hard to find Cirno in my loli folders since it isn't organized at all.
Is that so?
I'm always searching for a program that I can use to tag my images in their filenames. A never-ending search.
How are there people stupid enough, in the year of our lord 2014, after everything we learned about the NSA from Snowden, knowing that every single post and word on 4chan is logged forever and associated with your identity, and, if suspect, added to your permenant file
How are there people stupid enough to admit to being pedophiles on 4chan?
Do people ACTUALLY think this place is anonymous in any way, shape or form?
>Her first loss was intentional.
That is up to personal interpretation.
Well as of right now posting in borderline SFW loli threads isn't an actual crime.
Besides, this isn't a loli thead, it's a Mokou thread.
Being a pedophile isn't illegal.
Besides, if they ever arrest me for being a lolicon, I'll kill myself anyway.
Guys, you DO realize that the OP's post ended in off by 1 from trips meaning this is probably KoG's excuse to have a stealth Cirno thread on /a/, right?
You're not all that stupid...right?
Why, I would never do such a thing.
It was intentional in that she knew the youkai couldn't win and led them to fight anyway, not in that she lost on purpose
>It's been stated Erin held back in those fights
She even called up Kaguya for support for the final spell card. They couldn't win when working together, it's bullshit.
it's only a stealth cirno thread if she gets 999
I have no idea who KoG is and I don't see why anyone would require an excuse to have a Cirno/loli thread.
so who got the 100000000 and 99999999 gets anyway
Thats Lemon flavoring, right?
>I have no idea who KoG is
all that new
9s was "hoi"
>paying attention to shitty tripfags and attention whores.
To be fair, the Outside World in Touhou is so much more advanced than the real world it's not even funny. A university professor had photon weaponry and a world-destroying bomb on her, for crying out loud.
bitch i've been here since '97 i'll fight you
>off by 1 AGAIN
Okay that it, KoG is doing this crap on purpose now.
But there is nothing saying she would win even if she went all out. A loss is a loss.
Okay, I'm a bit worried about you. Do you recognize ANY of the following:
3. JIBUN WO
5. Lanced Jack
6. Naruto is a
7. No tears, only dreams now
9. But can you do...this?!
10. FLY AWAY
Depending on your answer, I'll know what era you came from, and yes, some of those are deliberately from other boards to test your newfagism.
how the hell do you even do that
i can't tell if that pic is disastrous or beautiful
What era am I from
Kog, was >>99555555 you or just a random scriptfag?
>giant pyramid of gets
I find the fact kog keeps making thread just to talk about himself and his gets silly.
No to everything. EVERYTHING.
I could go into a long, drawn-out explanation about how I name my images and how certain sets of images will always have certain names whereas other ones I find on the Internet will be numbers or original names, but that's too autistic.
Short answer: No
I only claim GETs that I have personally obtained. Every single GET in that pyramid was got by me. Any other GET not in that pyramid was not by me. 99999999 and 123456789 on /v/, for instance, were NOT by me, but I'm assuming fans of mine.
hey kog what do you think about my 5
welp, thread ruined
>Total Quints: 447
So are we posting Cirno/lolis or what?
You can be as new as 2009 at least and easily know all of those. That's not saying very much.
/v/ pls go
>Whole GET pyramid
>still missed 55555555
You will never make up for this KoG.
Really? No one?
Dude, it's 2014. Anything from 2009 is pretty much oldfag territory these days. I've been on 4chan since 2006 and nobody believes me at all. Literally 99% of 4chan now has come from 2011 or later.
As a 2009fag I agree with this.
You do realize the time since 2009 is already more than half this board's lifetime right.
If people don't stop posting lewd Cirno, I'm going to post that rule 34 of Yami and Cirno just to piss all of you off.
Eh, 2009 was kind of lowballing it, it could be way more recent and all you'd have to do is be vaguely attentive. Although I don't know why you'd want to know most of those things, I'd be happier just forgetting them.
i like how you can tell what all the kog posts are since they all end in a 5
How about cute Cirno?
YOU'RE POINTING THE WRONG WAY YOU BAKA
if you fags don't stop s4s is going to come here and completely hijack the thread
This is a cool thread
Good job. You reclaimed the thread for loli!
I get it. Its because she has icicles for wings.