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>it's a routine for you to sneak in the music clubroom of an all girls highschool and fool around with the girls there

>you've been doing it for almost a year. Instead of going home after school you show up in the clubroom. And you don't want to stop, it's too damn fun. And you get free cake and tea

>You've become quite good friends with two girls in special: a rough girl called Ritsu and an airhead called Yui

>they are good girls and things are never boring when they are around

>the bell rings and you must exit through the window so the teachers don't catch you

>before taking your leave the two girls grab you by your sleeve

>Ritsu with red cheeks is asking you to hang out with her at downtown after school and "that you don't get the wrong idea, it's just that Mio is busy and it'd boring to go there by myself"

>Yui with and innocent look is asking you to have dinner at her house, her sister is cooking and her parents are asking the airhead to bring the new friend she's been talking about so much

>which one do you choose?

It's not a CYOA, just a more classy way to start the discussion, which one, Ritsu or Yui?
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tl;dr you're waifu a slut
k-on is shit, saged and reported
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Yui
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>>100141532
Announcing a reporting can get you banned, you know?
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Does Ritsu really have to hang out downtown? Let's just all go to Yui's house for Ui's cooking.
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>>100141762
Are you a real MC? You're as dense as one.
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>>100141532
I don't have waifus, I just find it easier to fap to Yui and Ritsu.
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>>100141463
Ritsu, of course.
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>>100141463
Yui.
She comes with Ui.
But actually I'd prefer Mio.
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>>100141762
Wow Ichika, please read the mood.
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>>100141463
>with two girls in special: a rough girl called Ritsu and an airhead called Yui
>Not Mio and Mugi

Anyway, i choose Ritsu.
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>>100142128
Now if it was Mugi and Ritsu, I'd go crazy trying to decide.
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I'll go with Yui.

Just so I'm one step closer to the best girl
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>>100142072
Actually, Ui doesn't like that a boy regularly sneaks into the school just to play with her sister and her friends all afternoon in the clubroom.
She sees you as a bad influence for her big sister. She keeps quiet about it just because she sees how happy Yui is when you're around.

In a few words, she doesn't trust you.

How do you fix it?
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>>100141463
Ritsu obviously. Can't resist the delicious forehead man.
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RIIIIIIIIITSUUUUUUUUU

*shits all over himself*
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>>100141463
Ui's cooking, nigga, I'm there. Would her parents be ok with her friend being slightly older boy?
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>>100142810
>*action*
Today I witnessed true faggotry.
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>>100142706
Honestly compliment her cooking. I'm sure its ghetto fucking fabulous anyway.
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>>100141463
>greentext
>classy
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But can't hang out with Mugi?
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>>100142089
He wants what's best for everyone so there are no hurt feelings

He doesn't particularly love either girl

Why does Yui's invitation have to have no relationship implications?
It's dinner with family
That's shit

Ricchan regardless of whatever reasons
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>>100143123
Mugi is too lesbian to hang out with boys.
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>>100142962
Heh.

You're out of your league here kid, head on back to reddit.
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>>100142963
I don't think yui's parents would be okay with a 30 year old manchild showing up in their house
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>>100142128
>it's a routine for you to sneak in the music clubroom of an all girls highschool and fool around with the girls there

>you've been doing it for almost a year. Instead of going home after school you show up in the clubroom. And you don't want to stop, it's too damn fun. And you get free cake and tea

>You've become quite good friends with two girls in special: an overly shy girl called Mio and a blonde called Mugi, someone so calm and gentle that'd put Buddha on shame.

>they are good girl, contrary to the other two brown haired girls, Mio and Mugi make you feel at peace and you forget all your problems when they are around

>the bell rings and you must exit through the window so the teachers don't catch you

>before taking your leave the two girls grab you by your sleeve

>Mugi is travelling for business with her parents to France for the weekend and asks you if you want to come with her with such a sweet and calm voice that makes it almost impossible to refuse

>Mio face is a tomato. She's asking you if you want to have a picnic with her on saturday. It is a date? No, it can't be, it's Mio after all! But those pleading eyes...you cannot refuse

>what do
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>>100142706
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>>100143605
Joke's on you, I'm 40.
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>>100143634
MIO

M
I
O

Mio.
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>>100143634
easiest decision on the planet
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>>100143634
NOW I have problems to decide.
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>>100143634
MIO
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Guys guys, in this scenario you are the same age as the girls, but you attend to a different school. K-ON is all girl after all.

You just stop by the clubroom after your school closes so you can avoid going home and your abusive parents.
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>>100143823

Non of the k-ons could take care of you because they're fucking cartoon characters. That's retarded logic for choosing a waifu.
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>>100144095
>k-ons
>not real
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Yui is best girl
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>>100144095
1/10, its lacking substance, maybe try harder?
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>>100144333
NOPE
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>>100144474
>>100144173

Your waifu should be someone you love, not someone who'd be a realistic and practical choice for a life partner.
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>>100144637
>not loving functionality as well as other qualities
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>>100142706
Seduce Ui
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>>100144749
I love that the image I made ages ago when I started avatarfagging on /sp/ still pops up every now and then
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>>100144797
If you like Mugi, I don't care if you avatar fag
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>>100143634
Mio, obviously.
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Alright kids, hold on to your butts because this is about to get ugly. I know some of you dickwheels think your waifu is hot shit, but think again. Let's pretend a girl from K-ON came alive and started dating you. If that girl isn't Mugi, you just got FUCKED. PERMANENTLY.

Why? You're shit. Fuck your life, kid. You need someone to take care of you, that's why you're still living with your mom. Guess what, the ONLY bitch capable of that in K-ON is Mugi. Yui’s in the same boat as you, Ritsu’s batshit insane, Mio’s high maintenance, and Azusa would get pissed at how you don’t work and leave you, just like your last girlfriend.

Even ignoring that, you still have to entertain your waifu. I bet you can’t entertain any normal person, that’s why you have no fucking friends. The only K-ON girls you could please are Yui and Mugi, because they are easily amused. The difference? Yui likes simple shit because she’s on the border between retarded and braindead. Mugi adores homely things because before high school she lived a luxurious but lonely life. Not only that, she actually LIKES taking care of people, which means that you make her happy BY SIMPLY EXISTING AS THE DEPRESSING EMBARRASSMENT TO YOUR LORD(S) THAT YOU ARE.

And another thing. She’s RICH. With Mugi you wouldn’t need to work a day in your fucking life, yes that’s right you could finally silence that voice in the back of your head saying you’ll never amount to anything cause you just hit the god damn jackpot. Mugi’s so smart, she actually recognizes that a life of wealth is unfulfilling. That’s right; she can see that the simple beauty of humanity is more precious than money, something you’ll NEVER UNDERSTAND. Choosing a waifu other than Mugi is like saying “hey /a/, I plan on shitting on my own dick when I get my ribs removed to self-fellate better so I can recycle my bodily waste as food.” So choose Mugi you pig-dicked minge, or get fucking killed.
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DA MOOGS is objectively the best Keion because she's the only one who isn't a complete retard.

Yui = Rides short bus.
Ritsu = On crack cocaine.
Mio = Is scared of her fucking shadow.
Azuslut = More autistic (about rule and order) than Chris-chan
Mugi = Elegant, refined, laid-back, down to earth.
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Why couldn't it have been Azusa or Mugi? And with lewd things?
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which kon wud u sell into sexual slavery to be porked by this guy daily
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>>100145037
ur 2 slo
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>>100145176
>lewding k-ons
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>>100145282

>not lewding this magnificent creature

You gay son?
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>>100143823
This post has convinced me after years of loving Keions that Mugi a best
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>>100143634

Can't resist the Mio.

A Mugi is fine too, but I like Mio better.
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>>100145383
s-stop
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>>100145405

>you will never be a beautiful lesbian with bitchin' eyebrows and the world's softest skin who is in a rock band with impossibly cute girls
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>>100145405
I'm glad you realize the truth
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>>100143634
Mugi, her family is rich.
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>>100145508
Shit I forgot she's a lesbian. She's back to worst girl.
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>yeah, life at the clubroom is great. You'd like to think that it couln't be better

>but it could

>you see, there is this annoying cockroach-like midget with twin tails

>she tugs on your sleeve, when she gets all flustered she calls you and idiot, she gets mad when other girls have contact with you, her house is on the same way so she always asks you to go home together, she texts you all night and much more

>lately she's been asking you if you were friends with other girls in your own school with a really serious tone

>she's really getting on your nerves, but you have to be strong, for Yui, Ritsu, Mugi and Mio.

>one day on your way home she grabs both your hands, bring her to her chest over her heart and asks you if you want to go out with her, in front of the other girls who have perplexed looks

>you don't like her that way, it's more, you think she's a little piece of shit

>you just want to tell her how much of a nuisance that cockroach really is

>she's a good friend of the girls though. What will they think if you made her cry right in front of them? You really like Yui, Ritsu, Mio and Mugi...if they come to hate you...you woudn't know what to do

>what do?
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>>100145524
jdimsa
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>>100145616

>on every other site on the Internet Azusa is the most popular Keion
>/a/ still hates her even though he-who-shall-not-be-named hasn't been here for a long time now

C'mon guys. She's cute. Get over it.
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>>100145749
I've always loved Azusa, probably because I wasn't posting on /a/ while K-ON aired and didn't experience any Komeji shit
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>>100145749
Come on, K***ji was funny.
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>>100145749
Brown Azusa is pretty good. Better than that shit tier ritsu
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>>100145877

>brown

No racist. It just doesn't look as soft as pale skin.
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>>100141463
>All these Ritsu Bros

I feel at home
Ritsu please
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>>100145749

She's just a small, shitty Mio.
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>>100145973
She's loli Mio. Are you a fag?
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>>100145973

Small is good. Small is feminine. And she's less boring. Mio's boring as shit.
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>>100146007
>loli

Come the fuck on. She's short, but she's still obviously a teenager.
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>>100146311
It's a turn of phrase
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>>100146311

>in b4 "loli is a bodytype"
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Yui
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>>100146407
Sawako
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Yui.

Not interested in either sexually, but Yui and Ui seem like they'd be more fun to hang around.

Also, Ritsu a shit.



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