"Play your best card /a/, you only have one turn before I win"
Lets see you try!
I guess I'll play my trap card.
You can still take direct damage.
Not so fast!
Okay, I'm playing this, moving to site 9, and because of all my conditions, I'm removing 6.
You have 4 Shadow, good luck killing 4 hobbits and Aragorn.
>e-dragons before babies were banned
Try beating me now yugi.
Someone stop him.
Is it time?
I lost the rest of the cards.
I love reading the text in their dub voices.
So close. Maybe another day.
>you cant negate time
holy shit were you playing with Jaden Smith?
Don't let him do it.
And look at what I drew in the process and can play this turn to further screw you over.
DO IT FAGGET!
I always thought this was an eye.
Do you even read the names of cards?
Why didnt they call is Black Hole
It's too late
Yeah so what?
It still looks like an eye.
Why didnt they call it Black Hole
Somebody else should really save that, best counter.
This is Yugioh
No one reads.
NOT SO FAST!
I dont need my dose today.
You know you don't actually play the Exodia pieces, right? The effect triggers when you have them in hand.
Oh mierda negrata qué estás haciendo
Time for suffering.
We anime now anon.
Why would anyone have this in their deck?
That's just silly.
Missed timing faggot.
So. Not exodia today?
>Why didnt they call it African-American Hole
>Why don't they call it your mums vagina?
Is it sad that the people localizing it were actually thinking that?
Dan Green voices that Gorilla Captain guy in the dub of Space Dandy.
One copy per Deck BITCH.
Scrubs pack their decks with super situational cards.
You'd beat me? But then my monster would cry. You wouldn't make her cry, would you?
He also has some other notable roles.
So you're saying that all the characters in the show were scrubs?
Yes. But they had god luck because bad writing.
um, can someone explain this to me?
that's not a yugioh card...??
They actually are.
Except for Marik.
Did this nigger just diss the Heart of the Cards?
Heart of the Cards is for scrubs. Real men make consistent decks.
>listening to this
Well, there goes my childhood.
Is this the Demonbane of Yugioh? It had better fucking be.
But then you would make mine cry.
>Must be Special Summoned by the effect of a "Rank-Up-Magic" Spell Card, and cannot be Special Summoned by other ways. This card cannot be destroyed by battle or card effects. This card gains 100 ATK for each Xyz Material attached to it. When this card is Special Summoned: Attach a number of cards from the top of your opponent's Deck to this card as Xyz Materials, equal to the difference in Ranks between this card and 1 face-up Xyz Monster your opponent controls. When an Xyz Monster is Special Summoned to your opponent's side of the field: Attach a number of cards from the top of your opponent's Deck to this card as Xyz Materials, equal to the difference in Ranks between this card and that monster.
>dude im fucking john cena man dont make me come over there cuz if i do im gonna beat your ass
>all these faggots who can't fantasize The King of Games corrupting Dark Magician Girl
>Lady of D
>>all these faggots who can't fantasize Dark Magician Girl clucking like a chiken
>can't be destroyed
I win. Kind of.
I've watched this.
That's kind of upsetting.
It's only useful if the opponent has an xyz or summon an xyz
>you can't negate time
I read this in his dub voice, my sides have lost orbit
5000 atk and can't be destroyed are always uesful, and everyone plays Xyz now, oldfag.
Real men play vanguard, Where atleast their anime uses tournament worthy decks
You forgot the fact it is by all means bullshit hard to summon, requires you to use those shitty rank up magics and has no defense to non-destruction removal.
Sure, it would be fucking stellar if there was a consistent way to summon it, but there isn't one
It is now.
Real men dont play games with trigger systems.
Dont tell me that hand loop still exists.
>No Dunames Dark Witch
>No Gemini Elf
...I dont' get it.
The thing is, using magic powers in manga/anime Yugioh has always been legal, so if your special ability is to stack your deck, things like classic Polymerization or whatever become possible to use.
You will soon.
And you will regret it.
DON'T YOU FUCKING DO IT
So, even /a/ hates it? Bracing for hardcore gore.
Doesn't anyone have the gif of the exodia cards being thrown off the boat? Please tell me that we can stop this.
Already too way too late for them to respond.
Refer to >>100144304
I end my turn.
REFER TO >>100144304
play necro zodia
I place this solely on OP's shoulders. They have done this to us.
>junk synchron to revive spore in grave
>special summon doppel warrior from hand due to ability
>synch junk synchron and doppel warrior to summon tg hyper librarian
>get two tokens
>synch spore and 1 token for formula synchron
>remove dandylion from grave, revive spore as level 4
>synch with other token for catastor
>synch for 12
then they banned spore
Spore is back and unlimited. But it doesn't matter now that anyone can make this.
>2 Level 4 monsters
You can detach 2 Xyz Materials from this card, then target 1 face-up Attack Position Special Summoned monster your opponent controls; attach it to this card as an Xyz Material. You can only use this effect of "Number 101: Silent Honors Ark Knight" once per turn. If this face-up card on the field would be destroyed, you can detach 1 Xyz Material from this card instead.
i mantain that yusei was the only character in all of yugioh that actually knew how to play the fucking game
the rest of them relied on luck and bullshit to win
This and Nuke Roach are like Konami's way of saying "fuck you" to certain players.
shit, thats pretty good. probably gonna be made a secret to drive up the price when it gets translated though.
i haven't played since getting bodied by e-dragons and prophecy. im just mad because for like a month i had a top tier deck and then they destroyed it with the banlist
Yusei relied on the duel writer going full retard during 5Ds and pulling new cards out of his ass to give him the victory. Remember his duel with Antimony, a very emotional, very important match? Remember the fucking caveman he pulled out of nowhere and never used again for the win? Jesus Fudo is the worst Yugioh protagonist.
Is this coming back?
I think its just them slowly trying to put Xyz out of the picture.
It's being released saturday.
It's a rare.
i remember him winning the duel when he had no cards in his deck on his opponents turn by baiting his opponent into attacking him instead of just passing and dropping fortress giant on him to get enough battle damage for the win
Don't remind us, that may well be the worst duel in the franchise.
It's Ultra Rare.
i haven't checked the meta recently, but weren't the top decks ones that didnt focus too heavily on XYZ recently
and there goes the meta
Not in America. It came out quite a while ago in Japan, it was Ultra Rare, and that set is being released next week, and it's a rare.
worse than launching his giant soldier of stone over his chaos shield into his castle of dark illusions
He didn't launch his stone solider, he launched his dragon champion, get your lunacy right.
its been years and i didnt give enough of a shit to fact check myself
that was before they actually played by the rules anyway
Considering the manga predates the game. Its before there /were/ rules.
I read it in their Abridged voices. I can't even remember what the actual dub voices sound like anymore
Prophecy didnt really focus on the extra deck.
Neither do Dark Worlds and Archfiends.
i remember prophecy not needing it, and e-dragons didnt really need to either unless you were running the phantom beast token varient.
also dark worlds and archfiends, wut. dark worlds were the budget deck a year and a half ago, but they were outclassed by nearly every other tier 1 deck. did they make a comeback?
>did they make a comeback?
No, no idea what that guy is talking about. DW is still low tier.
Oh god I'm dying.
Fuck moot and his stupid duplicate file shit.
FUCK YOU I'M THE KING OF GAMES!
There you go.
THE DULE IS LOST
pshh, you think that is anything to get flustered over?
Check this out.
Mods have no respect for the classics.
Haha holy shit, I remember he'd put out the most random ass monsters from his deck like this fucking caveman. And a lot of them were anime only so it wasn't even for promotional purposes. He even had a fairy tuner that looked like baby him in that ragnarok match.
You're move Yugioh
My waifu is better than yours
>Be at a tournament for yugioh.
>Cheat by dropping my deck after other guys shuffles it. Sleight of hand 5 cards from somewhere onto the top my deck.
>These plebs don't even notice.
>Make it to the semi finals.
>Some white kid in elementary school pulls Exodia on his first draw. Without dropping a card.
All 5 fucking pieces.
>Later that day have my booster deck stolen which I spent $10 on. (I come from a family of poorfags.)
I stopped playing anime themed card games that day.
What a terrible card.
You probably shouldnt play anime themed anything from now on.
>you can't negate time
This is the 3rd time I've seen this and it still gets me
Nope, it got rekt by a rank 1 xyz
Real card game moment for me. Game is MTG
>Jesus Fudo is the worst Yugioh protagonist
Not even close
Reminder that in MtG, anything is possible.
xyz and synchros ruined the game
The game was ruined from the get-go.
>4 star beat stick monsters
>low level monsters now useless
>no real costs in the game
>Mirror Force, Raigeki, Feather Duster
>Tribute system makes 5 star monsters useless
>game focused on card advantage
>unique synergy between cards (1 card only working with or against only 1 other card)
Dont even start on Invasion of Chaos.
What's this from?
>I stopped playing card games because I was beaten fairly, albeit by luck, at a game I was so bad at I had to cheat to win
Maiden of Aqua was my favorite card as a child. Looking back it is obvious why.
Return to hand still can't be negated?
as if you can do anything in your next turn yugi
Google "King of Gets"