His eyes are blue because he's CRYING....
Mind = blown
His eyes are blue because there are orcs nearby.
This piece of shit is so overrated.
>the dragon is blue
>this faggot hasn't played Dragon Exodia yet
Your eyes don't get blue from crying. They get red.
What if the dragon is actually just one eye of the REAL dragon and the real dragon is white, but invisible?
What monster could possibly be mightier than the all-powerful BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON?
My mom is blue. Is she body-crying?
Your eyes don't get red from crying. That's from smoking weed.
You should console her at once
In what world is water blue? Fuck you.
Why is the blue-eyed white one stronger than the black one?
What if smoking weed actually makes you sad?
I always wanted them to be opposite equals as a kid.
But those faggots had to make it inferior for whatever reason.
I know that feel.
Blue-Eyes represented power, Red-Eyes represented Potential. Red-Eyes had two different fusions in the early days that could shit on a Blue-Eyes: Meteor B. Dragon and B. Skill Dragon.
Then Blue-Eyes Ultimate came out and shat on that idea.
Why didn't he just keep them and run away?
Because just throwing Exodia in a random deck is a terrible idea.
He could've sold it, shit is rare as hell in Yugi's world.
Why would anyone keep them, 1 copy of an exodia piece would ruin any deck, he would rather use 5 bug shits that that.
Yami Yugi's power is to topdeck any card he wants, that's beyond bullshit with exodia
Profusely. There is only one cure for what ails her.
Can the Yugi-oh card game be considered broken if every single card is broken?
Because Yugi's delinquent friends one of which has committed murder would chase him down and kick the shit out of him.
He's on a fucking boat, where's he gonna go?
Yeah, it was a pretty cool concept. Too bad Konami has a boner for the blue eyes.
Run into his room and lock the door.
And what, never come out?
Where's he gonna run?
Yugi got 2 thug friends and he's stuck on a boat.
Cool now i feel bad for summon him.
>My mom is blue
She might be dead, anon.
Who needs to come out when YOU HAVE EXODIA.
She's suffocating, you moron.
Call an ambulance.
Challenge them to children's card games.
No, she's a fucking alien.
And get punched in the face.
You shouldn't put your dick that far down her throat anon.
That is a stupid card and yet people eat that shit up
The one he uses to escape.
You can't do that, you'd lose honour!
This thread is so fucking stupid but it's making me laugh.
Because it makes most Yugioh morons confused.
I could show them a much better card, but it doesn't have the impact that PA has.
Ok, you want to play a game? You got one.
Platinum Angel is a game breaker if you equip it with something that protects it.
This is a stupid game.
That doesn't look like a Children's Card Game to me.
No it isn't.
It's a shit card.
With shit combos
Are you afraid to play?
What's stopping me from just slowly pushing the knife all the way through?
ELITE CORPORATE JEWISH DRAGON.
Ruined the game complately.
>You can't lose the game
And why he's blue?
Because your opponent gets a turn too.
It won't work. You'd have to put in a lot more pressure than if you did it quickly and you'd end up stabbing your hand on accident.
If you break the rules you get a penalty game.
Man, I loved Blue-Eyes White Dragon. I also loved the fact that Red-Eyes Black Dragon rivaled it.
Too bad it never combined.
It doesn't really work if neither people playing it are greedy.
can i even spend bills that are all bloody and with a bunch of holes?
>Multiple card combo, requiring large amounts of mana, dependent on other easily hatable cards.
It's a complete shit combo.
da be di da be dei
Scynchros is Fusions done right. And XYZ is in turn Synchros done right, which means the only thing that ruined the game was not having XYZs from the beginning.
Because he's from when Yugioh went completely to shit.
Oh shit, I thought he meant what's stopping you from stabbing the guy's hand.
Not if you're playing casual and make gratuitous use of Tinker.
>7 mana + 3 mana
>Difficult to play
You must suck at MtG.
Fusions and Rituals were all the game needed. All this new shit makes everything way too OP.
>I summon my End Of The Universe Plasma Dragon Warrior XYZ! Now I get to sac 3 of my monsters to summon 4 monsters from my hand, and that allows me to do 3000 points of damage to you, which allows me to bring back the 3 monsters I sac'd!
It's all bullshit. I miss the days when shit got real when you summoned Blue-Eyes.
Not even a good casual combo.
He tries to stab Yugi later on. Guess how well that ended up.
Purple-Eyes Grey Dragon would fuck so much shit up.
>not Gladiator Beasts
I like them all, but just what the fuck?
>This is what you're Tinkering into.
>Remember seeing Black Luster Soldier being summoned
>Remeber the Magician of Black Chaos being summoned
Shit was getting serious.
>You must suck at MtG.
TEN FUCKING MANA.
I can get a 12/12 w/trample out on turn 2 for TWO MANA.
And that's not even a great combo.
Platinum Angel is utter shit.
The combos using it are utter shit.
Well, it fucking exists.
The show plays be completely different rules. The real life game sucks because of all this syncrho shit.
>12/12 with trample for 2 mana
Good for you, I use doom blade.
At least pull out something that can beat, like Inkwell.
>Yugioh Custom Wiki
You are such a casual.
Do you even into DreadStill?
>Using a gamble card
But the bad thing about fusions and rituals is that they needed really specific cards to be summoned.
Oh boy all these people getting anal over children's card games.
>But the bad thing about fusions and rituals is that they needed really specific cards to be summoned.
That's the good thing about them dude. You can't use two fairies to summon a fucking dragon, the fusions all actually MAKE SENSE.
>>Multiple card combo
As opposed to single card combos?
Please, keep pretending you know ANYTHING about the game.
>Not knowing about counterbalance top
>Oh boy all these people getting anal over children's cartoons.
>Oh no, he called me out
>I better add some other card into the fray for a combo, even though I never mentioned it before.
There's still no guarantee you'll get a card that'll work for the counter.
>implying children can even play these games
It's all targeted towards nerds and competitive fags.
You are trolling, right?
Countertop is a fucking staple.
I mean, I know that modern Dreadstill doesn't run it, But most older iterations do.
How to fuck with people old style dueling.
>Main a Blue-Eyes deck with healing cards and trap cards
>Cyber-Stein + Solemn Wishes + Pot Of Greed (3) + Fiber Jar mainly
>Swords of Revealing Light + Swords of Concealing Light
>watch the frustration
Holy shit dude.
Have you EVER played someone with a non-casual deck?
Everytime a Yugioh thread pops up, I swear its the same 17 people who post in it every time.
Yeah, and they're all huge faggots, just like you.
>You don't know every single card John Zeleznik drew? Get the fuck out, casual.
The only deck I have is a counter deck because I love watching you faggots build up some ridiculous combo that you paid hundreds of dollars for, just so I can counter it with 1 mana, if that.
>even though I never mentioned it before.
Countertop is in most older Dreadstill lists.
If you actually knew how to play, you'd know of it.
MTG is actually catering pretty heavily to new players lately, with splashy creatures and general removal of viability for strats that have been market-researched to be fun for only one side of the table.
That is a very exact number.
Go back and actually look at the early Fusions. There was no shortage of ones that made no sense.
I miss specific-Material Fusions myself, don't get me wrong, but there's a reason they fell out of favor.
Nigga, do you even into Delver?
Oh please, this card and Elemental Hero Prism make fusion child's play.
Prism is better if you are looking at cards that can only be summoned with certain monsters.
If I could get rid of a type of monster is would be ritual. Only good ones are Gishki and a select few
Why do magic players always have to ruin happy yugioh discussion
Sure you do.
It's not like every decent storm and counter setup is a hybrid control and is running chant/silence.
Or they're playing Dredge and your "counter deck" is even more fucked.
>You have deck X? WELL IF THEY HAVE ONE VERY SPECIFIC CARD THAT EVERY SINGLE DECK EVER SIMPLY MUST HAVE...
Dude, shut the fuck up.
>two girls fuse together
>it turns into a guy
Judging from his posts, he probably can't into anything
I miss fusion archetype monsters. Elemental Heroes were my absolute favorite archetype, then they had to ban Stratos. Fuck that shit
Because people who play magic tend to be the worst sort of people.
Make that 18.
The first half of this thread was enjoyable.
I know that the Kitchen table is a sheltering environment, but this is ridiculous.
Let me guess, you went to FNM one night and got humiliated.
You mean that Friday Night Magic thing that people go to? The one where you actually pay money to play people when you could just call them up and play each other for free?
I get it, so you're one of those pricks who plays "seriously", i.e. you spend hours thinking of combos for cards and you look down on anyone who doesn't know a certain thing about the game. You arrogant fucks are why I only play casually and rarely. I hate seeing the term and I hate using the term, but the MtG player-base is cancer because of you people.
Be honest, is someone here going to watch this? I made it all the way into whatever the fuck they decided to call Battle City in Zexal before bowing out.
The new concept of dueling seems interesting.
>Top part of the card let's you summon a Super Form of the card
>bottom part is a baby form
Will watch it along with Pokemon XY.
I just want to see the new "arc monsters" I keep hearing about
I remember stealing two Yugioh Decks when everyone brought their cards to school because I didn't have any. They searched everyones locker and to this day I think the aide let me keep the cards because she had to have seen them.
They were really good cards to. I remember one of the kids bragging about all the cards he bought for 50+ dollars.
I tried that with Yugi's Deck and Kaiba's Deck. needless to say, I didn't think of where to hide it and I panicked when the teacher said "Everyone open your bookbags"
The point of FNM is for structured play though, most places give out special promo cards or boosters just for entering, like you pay 5 bucks and you're guaranteed 15 cards.
You also play a counter deck, the laziest and most boring deck to play against.
It's funny how I later learned (ten years later) that people stealing one another's cards is a big part of the culture. It's not uncommon for someone to get jumped after a contest and have his cards stolen.
Hopefully there will be zero filler and well thought out story.
Duel Terminal Anime When
I know how it works, I went once and the people there enjoyed me I tried to play a creature card face down in defense mode. Some of them were pricks though, like I've said, so I quit going. I was fortunate enough to never have to play any of them, but it just wasn't worth being in the same room as them.
It was quite the memory. Kids would be frustrated in losing so they'd steal your beyblades, Pokemon games, Yugioh cards and so forth.
Yeah, my friend owns a LGS and when he does yugioh tourneys or just open nights he lose maybe 10-15 boosters every time.
Dunno if it's because kids are jerks or just because there are a lot of people.
>tfw when some bitched framed me by deliberately hiding her book in my bag
Ahh, elementary school.
Welcome to everywhere, were there are always pricks in the room.
Is there a good deck you guys recommend to use in Dueling Network?
I got nothing on me.
Do what everyone else does: Use the card's flavor text as their effects.
I've been following your posts, and you clearly don't understand the philosophy behind war. Read some Sun Tzu.
>you crazy fuck
You must have annihilated him.
Is chipping away your opponent's LP with cards like that one a viable strategy?
Is it it sad that all these videos are over foil pieces of paper?
I never understood these images. The other player always looks like they're winning against some chucklefuck but the chat implies something entirely different.
You dropped out before things got good.
with decks before the synchros and xyz faggotry were introduced? yes I have one myself and it does wonders, good luck trying to do that now though.
My favorite part is that the guy shit talking the whole time actually kicked the other guy's shit in.
Looks like a rusemaster
Is that what they're made of?
Yugioh ain't got shit on Magic
>Not Cheap Tricks
How can crying be real if our eyes aren't real?
>magic players seek to annihilate yugioh threads by any means necessary just as wizards of the coast did for all competing american card games
Come on, you don't even have an anime.
Wait what happened there? the fat guy stole cards from the black guy? or is the black guy mad because the lost? I can't really understand what's going on
>He doesn't play on /a/'s MtG server
Why not? We have the best cards with shitty syntax.
I have a burn deck, and it stalls, oh the anger, I love it
Uh nevermind I guess I had to watch for more than a minute.
Do you watch Kill la Kill? Did you see the last episode? He pulled that trick on everyone for 20 episodes, then revealed the truth in a duel, where cards the hero had accepted from his "trusted friend" were then used to wipe out his deck. Yuma used magic to turn a card into a new card to win.
Keep playing your children's card game animu faggots.
Why aren't you playing a real pro cardgame like hearthstone?
Is hearthstone even good?
My fucking sides.
Can someone sum up the XYZ/Tuner monsters? Do you need a specific card to summon them or sacrifice or what?
But the only good TCG ever made was Duel Masters.
I thought "real pro" was enough to indicate my sarcasm.
>not playing Battle Spirits
Watts, guys. Use attack negation to frustrate your opponent while you chip away at their life with direct attacks. Just make sure you have effect negation or destruction protection for black rose dragon and exiciton knight.
No, burn is still perfectly viable. There's something called Chain Burn. Look it up. Wait, actually I think one of the recent lists rekt it so I'm not sure.
They're Ritual and Fusion Monsters without the spell cards.
Sending a tuner + non-tuners who add up to a certain level to the graveyard summons a synchro monster. Xyz monsters are summoned by taking monsters of the same level, stacking them on top of each other, and then putting the Xyz monster on top of them. The fact they mostly don't need a specific card is what gives them their power.
Sounds overpowered, do you still have to have the monster materials summoned or just in your hand?
Synchros are made by binning monsters from your field, one of which has to be a Tuner and whose levels add to the Synchro's, then putting the Synchro onto the battlefield.
Xyz monsters are made by putting monsters of the same level on top of each other, then putting the Xyz on top.
In both cases, the monsters you use may need to be of a specific type/attribute/archetype/etc.
The blue eyes is a girl. Seriously, look it up.
You need them summoned, except that Xyz and Synchros usually dont have specific material.
>2 level 4 monsters
his plans was so good the MC had to make the biggest ass pull in the history of the series
Have you tried to stab a stack of money before? It is hard even with a sharp knife. There was this one guy who broke one of his fingers trying to do it.
Sounds like it might be fun.
Ah okay, thanks. I might try the online thing again.
Blue-Eyes is crying because Dungeon Dice Monsters is never going to make a comeback. I know because I am too.
>rolling for 10 turns just for that one movement crest
I love the game, and sometimes I dont.
This was the best shit ever.
Is there a game for this?
Why would you remind me.
Get onto it.
I got it for my birthday years ago. You get 4 or so monsters when you buy the board, and you have to buy the rest separately. Shit was awesome, but I never got anyone to play with me and I couldn't play with myself with only a few monsters.
I mean online like dueling network.
nigger only one of them is a grill, how do you think they lay eggs and shit
Fuck off Azushit.
That would be damn hard to program.
Maybe someone could do it in unity.
It's a game simulator, not a game engine, it basically just lets you "play" the game but it doesn't enforce any rules other than the obvious. So you can do stupid shit like treat the monster's flavour text as literal.
How would that make any sense? The other player could just ignore you being a retard.
They can but they can't stop you from doing whatever the fuck you want. Imagine you're sitting in front of someone in a real card game and you start doing shit that is "against the rules" except here, they can't punch you in the face.
There is only one REAL Blue Eyes White Dragon, and she's a chick. She was Ancient Egyptian Kaiba's smoking hot girlfriend.
So why can't you do something equally as retarded?
That's the best part.
>Not fighting alongside your cards
What are you, a pussy?
Thanks man, that was the most I've laughed in a very long time.
And I thought I was done laughing.
As someone who had a mass equip deck in real life, this pleases me greatly.
Too early into beta. It is basically MTG: Lite
More like babbys first TCG
>There are people on /a/ right now that don't play Duel Masters
Its completely and totally free. So its already better than every competitor.
Yeah free like LoL, I know how this goes.
No, free as in Blizzard has already said that there will be no way to purchase additional cards.
CCG, not TCG. The latter implies you can trade.
Actually, it is better than LoL in that aspect. If you are good at their draft mode, you can in theory get every single card for free in just a week.
To clarify, I meant no way with actual money, there is an in game mechanic to get more cards, but you do it through in game mechanics.
>No, free as in Blizzard has already said that there will be no way to purchase additional cards.
But you can buy booster packs with cash.
And pay for Arena runs.
>Two thousand motherfucking fourteen
>Still playing children card games
go out and get some pussy you faggots
Hmm, I just looked for proof of that. Not gonna say there isn't, but if there is, then it directly goes against what they said about a year ago about that. And there is usually a shitstorm accompanying blizzard going back on their word(which happens too often to be honest)
Is Hearthstone going to be sub or something? I'm genuinely interested in playing an online CCG that isn't fucking YGO or Jews: The Gathering
Forgot to mention that I didn't find any proof of it on the internet, at least with minimum google searching.
Free and you can pay2notgrind
Then where's the shitstorm? Blizzard said that would not happen previously.
It is f2p as far as we know, but closed beta. Last round of keys also went out.
But if you want to get ahead in the game, a small investment in the game helps. Arena runs are the best way to get packs, and $2 per run means you can grind packs, dust and just worry about maintaining your gold.
HOLY FUCK I REMEMBER THIS GAME.
>Yugi Muto and Jonathan Joestar
They're both gentleman
>Jaden Juki and Joseph
both are very good with strategies but get exalted too much and are the opposite of previous protagonist
>Yusei Fudo and Jotaro
both look like delinquents, are very quiet and both introduced significant changes in their stories (Scynchros and Stands)
> Yuma Tsukumo and Josuke
Both have the weirdest design for the protagonist in their franchises and their stories are not as attractive as previous entries but very enjoyable if you are already a fan of the franchise
>Yuuya Sakaki and Giorno
both look like faggots
I hated Jaden and the elemental heroes were the most gimmicky shit ever. They were the beginning of the end for YGO.
>not a gentleman
Zexal has the best story in my opinion.
>Yuuya Sakaki and Giorno
>both look like faggots
Yusei Fudo is best Yuclone.
>heart of the cards is actually just magic
good job you cheating piece of shit
the perks of being an old ass Pharaoh
Please, the final story boss of Digimon Card Battle for the PSX was a bigger cheater.