>born in ontario
>maple leaf helmet
AN ANIME THAT ACKNOWLEDGES CANADA'S EXISTENCE?!
I WILL WATCH EVERY EPISODE NO MATTER HOW SHIT IT IS
>no love for the second best country in the world
Well, fuck you too!
Ah shit, don't let the rest of us know, we can't afford to get an inflated ego like those damn americans!
Canada shouldn't be a country, it should be another American state.
Other than Quebec of course, that can be it's own country that is not an ally of America.
>maple leaf helmet
America has one of those too
Go back to not mattering Canada the the big boy countries are playing
>Canada shouldn't be a country, it should be another American state.
I think america tried that one time, I wonder how it turned out...
I'm all for anime acknowledging other nationalities and ethnicities but it kind of sucks everyone looks the same regardless of where they come from
Japan's vision of a utopia
They know what's up
Canadians are more patriotic than Americans. I think.
We are but we are less in your face about it
Fuck off, Quebecois shitters. They tried and failed before because they can't handle being more than a shitty province.
Actions speak louder than words.
I didn't think there was a way to troll Canadians this hard. Thanks, I am taking notes.
>murrrikans making fools of themselves for the last few decades
oh they speak alright
My brother of Canadian origin.
I am with you.
It is charming. It also attempts (and does not do a good job) at depicting a world adapting to magic, in the same vein as Someday's Dreamer, so nostalgia forces me to keep watching.
This show was far too well animated to last long, I want to belive this will continue being this awesome but I'm afraid they blow up the budget in the first episode and the rest wont be anyway near as awesome as this one.
Wouldn't that contradict the fact that all americans do is shitpost about being the best country and flap their burgers in the air every morning telling everyone how proud they are of their freedom? Oh you're an American posting, of course you don't know what you're saying.
Blueforest Ontario? Does that actually exist?
lmoa dude nobodies gettin "trolld" by that guy for the "epic win" alright buddy ol pal bocce ball Harold mcboing boing friendy bro mc bubbly ol wubbly
Kate is a better Canada.
My biggest problem (or maybe the thing I most like about this anime) is that it wildly swings left and right between super serious court drama solving crimes and shit, and CUTE GIRLS DOING CUTE THINGS.
Amuro WAS the best Canadian before they turned him into a spic.
The only good Freezing girl was a Canadian too.
Good thing I didn't pick up this train wreck.
Don't worry, your taste is garbage anyway.
Who is getting trolled? Please go back to whatever board you came from.
True. I am not too happy about a lot of things but the maple leaf helmet is adorable.
Will give it at least the three episode test.
Lets say good things about Canada:
-Good Chinese food
-Good at hockey (if you're into hillbilly sports)
That's about it
who!? i dont remember them stating nationalities
Let's say good things about America:
well, there is nothing.
-Gay sex and legal weed
-only country to ever burn down the white house
Just like your mom
All you need to do to troll Canadians is mention Quebec.
Chiffon was a Canadian.
kind and graceful people if you're not in the big cities where it's full of shitty immigrants and good for nothing criminals.
low crime rate throughout the country
most open minded
we burned the mother fucking white house down
You Canadians are still behind Australia though, Hoozuki seems like it will have an ep in Australia, if not they still talked about it a lot in the first ep.
So yeah, I feel sorry for Canadians getting less focus the ln Australia in anime sometimes
Come the fuck on, dude
-They gave us Doom.
This is a ruse. Canadians can't be that cute.
>-Gay sex and legal weed
Of course /a/ would think this is a good thing.
Canada does three of those better
Doom is shit.
>most open minded
Can you bring a pile of loli doujin into it?
I'm more curious about why they're mentioned together.
Don't bully canada-chan.
>implying Canada doesn't have more freedom than the fucking U.S. of shit A.
Americans claiming to be "free" is almost as big of a stereotype as every black being a criminal or any asian being smart. It doesn't mean it's true.
>not split between France and Russia
As long as you dont hand out copies of it to random people on the street, yes.
>Everybody In Thread Gets Trolled For The Epic Win In 1080p Must See
With this thread it's already too mate
>MUH ANIME CHARACTERS
Fuck off America Jr.
If I'm not mistaken, GJ-Bu has a pair of Canadian sisters.
People live in America's hat?
What are you, potatoes?
open-minded meaning we are more receptive to cultural marxism. Loli doesn't really have a purpose in gaining control over a populace.
Do Canadians normally have purple hair?
Canadians being proud of a war that America didn't give a shit about.
Our generals literally didn't feel like invading so they did nothing. The British did the rest, Canada just watched.
Yes, If you're not a fucking retard
Im more surprised that people live in canada's toilet.
Hows it feel being in a 3rd world country and still have idiots claim they are the best in the world?
Amuro Ray (Mobile Suit Gundam)
Andrew Graham (G Gundam)
Asakura Ryou (Haruhi) [Honorary Canadian]
Pete Pumps (Ginban Kaleidoscope)
Kirara Bernstein (GJ-bu)
Glen and Martha Mackenzie (Fate/Zero)
There's likely a lot more that I'm missing. Also, Amuro is from Mexico in Origin.
us Canadians are the beautiful and fancy hat keeping people's eyes off of the U.S.A.'s disgustingly ugly face.
I'm also a purple hair loli and can confirm this is 100% accurate
Jesus Christ. You guys are worse than fucking Australians. You get mentioned in anime and your start having a fucking celebratory gay orgy.
My hair is more of a bluish green than a purple but yes, we come in all shades and colours
>doesn't realize every fucking country does this with every new show that recognizes them
Welcome to /a/ you fucking faggot
Canada: it's like America, but not hated
>we werent even trying to defend out capital!
Sorry friend we'll take it down a notch after a few minutes I promise
thank god we always have /pol/ around to ingeniously expose those damn mind controlling cultural marxists
I don't know, how's it feel being completely irrelevant to the point where you get excited over having being mentioned in a Chinese cartoon?
Call that number and talk with your waifu.
Dude, that's akin to saying tetris is horrible.
>make generic anime character
>slap a maple leaf on her
>call her Canadian
The most Canadian response in the entire thread other than Quebec hate.
Where is that from?
It looks like hentai but I know it's not.
I like Canada. Recently I met a canadian anon but he was boring as fuck though.
USA a shit.
Australia is close to japan, so it makes sense. I assumed japs just thought canada was another america.
>not sparkin up a fatty while laying on a pile of naked dudes
What are you, gay?
Everywhere. Federally the worst that can happen to you for posession under 7g is a $50 fine, and I've walked by police while smoking a joint and they've done nothing because it's not worth the effort to fill out the paperwork.
The rave scene is very popular in canada. Everyone has colored hair
Im not excited friend, im just curious.
Hows our latest turd beiber doing down there?
Canada a merde
Vive Quebec libre
>completely missing every "MURIKA ANEME CHURACTOR" thread
>trying to use that as an insult
I've never been more embarrassed to live in this country.
>Your nationality will never appear in any popular anime
FUCK YOU QUEBEC NOBODY LIKES YOU
>AN ANIME THAT ACKNOWLEDGES CANADA'S EXISTENCE?!
Go watch Yawara if you want an anime that recognised Canada. One of the MCs best friends and rivals is Canadian and she even visits the country.
That is just because how unknown and forgetable they are. It is like that child in a family that almost blends into wall and suddenly mommy knows his name. Must be the best time of his life.
>Your call cannot be completed as dialed. Please check the number and try again.
I'll be sure to reaffirm my sexuality by doing so.
Well colour me surprised
>in the same vein as Someday's Dreamer
I got that impression too but SD was a total snoozefest and had so much teenage drama.
That blond haired faggot we flushed down to you guys about 2 or so years ago?
But I thought Japan didn't like Australia either or am I just out of the loop on world affairs.
>get excited over having being mentioned in a Chinese cartoon?
You best pray to god you're not from the USA.
>talking shit about Australia
I'll glass youse cunt.
I hope she has a rape scene. That'll put you syrup sippers back in your place
They get along. There are Japanese living in Australia.
Maybe they didn't get along in WW2 when they were fighting and subsquent years
Is maple syrup a good substitute for anal lube?
One of my favorite things about Canada are the drug laws there. And also damn I know kids back home who are one day into High School and they paid 50$ for a small bag of dill weed. Man I heard some kids talking when I was in Canada about paying 45$ for 6 grams of weed and it wasn't "dank" but just mids
Also you can buy DXM anywhere, most drugs actually. In the US many states either don't have it for sale, you have to ask for it "pharmacists discretion", or you have to sign paper and give away your address and number just to buy one so you can't get too much.
Hell, even rigs are easy to get there. At least the Canadian junkies aren't spreading aids everywhere and having rotten arms, fucking retards sharing needles that have been used 30 times because they can't buy a fucking ten pack from the sanctimonious bitch at the pharmacy counter who thinks she's doing a good thing
>Hurr durr we da best because we burned down the whitehouse when the U.S was still in it's infantile stage
I would LOVE to see you fuckers try that again
try finding a character from el salvador
>Is sticky syrup good for lubricating?
No but I use it all the time on youre waifu.
Too stickly, works well as regular lube though
Australia is pretty shit bar a few places
Do you know if Japs in Japan like Australian's? I plan to travwl to Japan but I don't want to be hated just because of my nationality
Judging by the amount of schools that have exchange programs with Australia and how many Japanese live here I'd say they're on good terms.
They don't give a fuck.
Then you watch Someday's Dreamers 2: Summer Skies and cried at the ending.
IIRC Vancouver even has a supervised injection site with nurses and everything that'll help you inject your drug of choice.
People are really nice even in the cities
Can't comment on shit races though I avoid them
Bud, we could nuke anywhere in the world and you would get your shit slapped by everywhere in the world for it since "Its canada, they wouldnt harm a fly".
Also, we have tons of shit that are all in range of your shitty house if we so desired to take that retard you call president out.
They will not inject for you. Only teach you to do it because you are going to do it you might as well as not mess it up. Because we will see you in the ER in a few days and you will cost us lots of money to heal.
everyone just thinks el salvador is a part of mexico. Canada is the second largest country in the world (as long as we keep quebec). We have a gripe.
Amuro isn't from grorious nippon ? what the hell
>Australia will never be acknowledged in an anome except for that one time in code geass.
At least we still have this edited image.
Kinda like how America is proud of the war for independence?
Ah thanks for correcting me. Guess I wasn't remembering right.
Just don't ride the tuna in the Tokyo fish market.
A country that lived on kissing england's ass and was handed its independence is acting like it is tough shit now
>Eden it's an Endless world
pretty sure there is others.
That image. It is so Australian it hurts.
I hope there are versions for other countries.
Remember american kiddies, you only have what little power and money you currently do now because Canada bailed your bitch asses out
Anon, they just have so high a CHA modifier and diplomacy skill they went to the parliament and bluffed their way into independence.
No, at least Americans actually fought that even if they had help. Canada was literally "we're your colony save us Britain!" then act like they were the ones who burned down Washington.
sorry if we were patient enough to get out independance diplomatically without bloodshed instead of starting a war because they had the gall to start taxing the colonies they founded.
Not to mention they the reason they needed the money was to pay for a war they fought against france for the sake of said colonies. Central USA would all be french if not for said war.
I meant the part about the opposition not giving a shit. And france played a bigger role than america m8
It was actually an Irish general who burned down Washington.
Hoozuki no Reitesu that is airing seems to be going to have a focus on Australia next ep, the first ep the MC won a trip to Australia and they even mentioned Australia and it's animals for like 2 or 3 minutes
Just posting the usual. Would you say it still hold true?
BC best girl
Sorry, it wasn't clear. I was suggesting that Americans are all talk with my post.
What anime is this and where can I watch it?
In America, normal is "idealized"
Why do you people give a fuck about some oldass war. I love my country for what it is today, not irrelevant militarypenis shit that I pretend to be an expert on.
Any Vancouverbros here?
>tfw no 3.14pi northwest territory
Haha anon. West coast brothers.
Nigger I'm from Denmark, I don't give a shit. It's entertaining
No. But the postal code is correct for Ontario (M postal codes are the Toronto Area).
>mfw Umetsu is nerdy enough to look up Canadian postal codes.
I dont care about the old ass war. I just know bringing it up makes most american nationalists piss their pants. This thread is good proof of that
'straya here. I just get annoyed by how little people form the US know about the circumstances surrounding their own war for independance, doubly annoyed when they act as if the fact that they had to kill a bunch of people for it is somhow admirable.
Ontario Niagara bro here. Terrible weather lately. Its nice how white this place is, ignoring the wops, but most already look white.
Every nigga in this thread needs to visit Nova Scotia.
You know the Canadian stereotype? That's not actually a stereotype, it's just our Maritimers.
People are nice here in Ottawa but even when I was a kid and we went out to Nova Scotia for two weeks every summer it blew my mind how nice people were.
I really want to try poutine
you should try that again to see how canada becomes a fucking desert
Do I need to speak French or understand newfie accent to survive there?
Its the best comfort food in the world, imo.
Fries, gravey and cheese curds. Oh god, i havent had it in months. I think i know whats for lunch tomorrow.
Windsor bro... this city sucks for jobs.
i always find it funny how quick to anger Americans get when you bring up the "we burned your white house "
butthurt amerifags will always be assburned
Poutine is fucking shit. Anybody who wants to make it our national food is a dirty quebecer or a mudslime. Just pour gravy on french fries and then put on cheese.
The one for Manitoba made me smirk.
Only province where you deal with -36 Celsius in the winter and +36 Celsius in the summer, I'd wager.
Fuck this province.
Knowing either or both French or English won't help you there.
>Mandarin, Cantonese, Punjabi
>weed, hash, pot, cannabis
It's like I'm really walking the streets of Surrey.
>understand newfie accent
Depends how far east you go.
Ontario bros, WW@? #/a/toronto on Rizon
>The last third when he starts using actual criticism.
As someone who lives in Windsor as well, I agree. Any somewhat okay job is not avaliable, but there are a lot of fast food positions.
I will die without seeing an anime character from my country
>canada becomes a fucking desert
There's fucking nothing for 95% of the country
Now beaver tails with cinnamon, on the other hand....
I'm in London for school, and I feel your pain. It's as if this place never advanced past 1999.
> home made fast food
No, if an immigrant didn't make it, it's not the same
Nah. Most people there don't know a lick of french and the newfie accent is sorta similar to an irish on. Try going to the coast, it has the least french people, least mudslimes and the best food.
But what is this anime?
Surrey here, I hate the all the rain but I would rather deal with rain than snow
It's so fucking good.... so incredibly fucking good.
>just pour gravy on french fries and then put on cheese.
>gravy on fries
>THEN put on cheese
>NOT CHEESE CURDS
>ONTOP OF THE FUCKING GRAVY
That's it, get out, get the fuck out, right back to the streets of india.
>tfw no hockey anime with cute anime girls getting fucked up on the ice IE goalies getting necks sliced open, fights ending with the girls slamming their heads on the ice, etc...
would be the best thing ever
You should look around for city jobs.
Toronto bro here, i work for the school board.
I work for 2 - 2 1/2 hours each day and spend the rest sitting on my ass working off my backlog or reading manga/LNs.
Guaranteed 40 hours a week and high possibilities of overtime available too. Its basically cash for life.
Italian poutine is my favorite.
Also, these motherfuckers are good as fuck.
No one in my country serves it ;_;
The TTC is the same. Once you're in your're set.
Thanks anons. Was hoping to do a rotation out east.
I thought people playing that sport was a joke?
Canada is actually bigger than the United States, you know.
No body checking someone until their neck bends?
Not a canucks fan I see.
Only if you include water
Every Canadian has played hockey in the streets as a kid.
>Toughest and most physically demanding sport, with people literally beating the shit out of eachother nearly every game, colliding with your body on ice at speed making football tackles look like a pokemon battle between a weedle and a magikarp, and people literally getting their throats slit and gushing litres of blood on the ice
fucking nerd lmoa
I have a cousin that plays in the nhl and he's one of my most well-off relatives. I'm not even American. My family certainly takes it seriously
>11 minutes of action
>spics and nips
Cash for life and unionized so you cant get fired unless you do somethign stupid like touch children or injure someone. Hell ive heard stories of the latter and how they got off scott free
Ottawa has best beaver tails. I also how cheap the tickets for trains are here, brampton to ottawa there and back is like 15 bucks.
>mfw my dad took a 4 train hour trip every day to get to work for 15 years
>yfw he only got checked to see if he had a ticket twice
You could just go on the train for days and they'd never check
Most places that serve it around niagara are self owned little french fry stands who white old men with interesting opinions run. Its comfy for fries or even poutine.
Stay mad. Poutine sucks but gravy should be under the cheese.
But what is this anime OPs talking about? I just want to see canada in a anime ;_;
Hockey's pretty fucking metal.
Canada is larger
Russia, Canada, China, US, Brazil, AUS
Canada and the US are both shit.
Lol i used to do that, Plenty of Anime with Canadian Characters
Sketchbook full colours
The Original Gundam (its the protag)
There was the one episode of ghost in the shell where the Canadian ambassadors son has a robot waifu
Ginban Kaleidescope its about figure skating
Lumber Gundam in G Gundam
Canadian man in Kinnikuman
Canada in Hetalia (though i wish i could forget such fujoshi bait too)
what else... what else..
There's some canadian guy in the gunsmith cat series. though he has no spoken lines and dies right away
and Canada is mentioned in Haruhi which is good enough because Asakura was the sexiest.
Ah yes the piece de resistance
Akage no anne and its sequel/prequel series, its just the anne of green gables anime and completely worth watching.
There's honestly more Canadian characters in Anime than there are in American Television.
final question though what anime?
Show me a manga about hockey as interesting as eyeshield 21
>Not liking hockey.
>Stay mad. Poutine sucks but gravy should be under the cheese.
You are fucking retarded
The cheese CURDS wouldn't melt. You might aswell take a steaming dump on your fries and eat that. No fucking wonder you've never tried a good poutine.
>tfw moved to Guelph
>tfw there's fucking nothing here
Are hockey games streamed online?
Australia has no hockey whatsoever and I'd like to see what its like.
> goal keeper is the most qt
What the fuck, is Japan ACTUALLY an anime?
Liking hockey is fine but NHL is fucking atrocious.
weed is dirt cheap on the west coast. the best BC bud for $130/ounce.
breweries and a mid-tier uni. It's decently close to toronto.
when im watching this i cant get out of my mind that somewhere along the line we will get rape scenes just like mezzo forte
man, this thread turned into shit
>Poutine sucks but gravy should be under the cheese.'
I honestly didn't realize that it was possible for people to mess up the recipe for poutine.
Truly people strive to be the more retarded than i could have ever guessed.
Looks like we're /sp/ now
Also NHL is awesome
is this actually going to have explicit pornographic scenes in it?
Wizard Barristers: Benmashi Cecil
Not that guy but I gotta say hockey is pretty cool when you get around how dumb the concept of a bunch of bulky dudes on ice swinging sticks at a peice of rubber is. But I guess all sports can sound pretty retarded.
But damn it was pretty cool. 80 minutes of action or something 60 or so, at the end every single person including the goalies got up and fought eachother, and they called the game. I wasn't even there in person and I shat my pants I think. Holy fuck man some of those hits are fucking brutal
it really does have that oldschool hentai rape-y look to it.
But Americans do have more freedom than Canadians.
USA da best ;^)
Yeah. I know I used to have the Quebec Major Junior site if you want me to look for that
nhl.com might have some games
>Everyone's given a spear
>Everyone straps blades to their feet
>Fighting is only penalized slightly
>fully allowed to hit some one into a wall at 30 km/h
>all played on a surface as hard as concrete but more slippery than mud.
>and the object in play is a rubber puck that's frozen solid before the game that flys around at 100km/h
Earlier this year a player broke his leg, and tried to skate back to the bench... not once, but twice.
Last year in the playoffs another player broke his leg and kept playing for a minute and 20 seconds before finally dragging himself to the bench.
It's effectively a blood sport between a bunch of gigantic dudes that glide on a sheet of ice using shoes with swords strapped to the bottom, with perfect agility, like angels or fairies, they just nibly skitter across the surface of a frozen lake.
And there are no fowls, none of that gay shit. If someone pisses you off you throw off your gloves, your helmet, and you punch eachother in the face until somebody falls down.
>People fucking up poutine and not liking it
What the absolute fuck?
Once that shit is made right and you mix it a bit you should have a brown indistinct mass of delicious mouth sex.
>tfw when dual citizenship due to parents
my doctor is in canada whenever i need things
Oh, and canadians are less assholes in general. You cannot refute this.
>mfw theres one on nhl.com right now
I feel you bro, we must savor the little we receive.
well now i have to watch it.
Brewery is actually owned by a Japanese company now
Also the University brings in a shitload of research money thanks to their very specialized science fields as is the top Uni for vets, and has a good Agriculture/Engineering program as well. Don't get me wrong, it's mid tier for sure but in general it's probably one of the best mid tier schools
>Down the road from Brock
Toronto vs New Jersey?
don't forget being paid millions of dollars a year to do it.
Kinda makes it less badass when you think of it.
>Implying canada jazz is better than american.
Vancouver Island here.
New York vs Philly
That reminds me, dunking donuts aint got shit on Timmys
for bad quality sports streams you can always go to first row sports....
here's a game that's starting
**warning Ad-block not optional**
When you think of some of the other sports that pay millions and ask for less...
also the guys in the AHL or Junior leagues the majority of the hockey players don't make that much its more in line to average salaries, its only in the big leagues that you make good coin.
I just want an anime or manga about hockey
I'd watch it in a heartbeat, I don't care how stereotypical it is. I want my fucking hockey chinese cartoons
This is nothing more than a Canada thread at this point might as well post this.
Imouto region reporting in
Google Quebec major junior streaming, it should be on webcast I tend to ,ike the junior teams alot more than the NHL. Even got season tickets for my local team, too bad they usually just play people from the WHL would like if OHL and QMJHL would come over
Jesus I know people hate this shit, but google gives no results other than chinese runes. What is this anime?
>that feel when I had to work in america for 2 months
>love coffee so much
>every time I bought coffee I either got hipster candy or a cup of steaming shit
First thing I did when I got back was buy an XL regular from timmies and drank it until my asshole caught fire because I'm slightly lactos intolerant, but boy was it worth it.
There's a couple hockey manga
>Implying Canadian isn't building some kind of super weapon that will light bank notes worldwide on fire
The new fives are out, it's only a matter of time now.
At least they got the province right
It was better in the good old days.
They play games here sometimes. You can find highlight packages on youtube.
>canadian hocky player
>still has all his teeth
That's already been invented, it's called Canadian summer. The new bills melt if left out in the sun.
Wizard Barristers airing, this season. You'd never know it by the fact THERE"S A FUCKING CANADA DISCUSSION GOING ON.
I came on /a/ to fucking discuss the show because I think it has potential to be something good especially because of the Mezzo vibes it has and the somewhat interesting premise but NO its fucking CANADA and COUNTRY SHIT FLINGING.
The anime is Wizard Barristers.
They crack in the cold too
As a non hockey player I'm fairly certain that that is wrong
It's also easy to give out an extra one if you don't make sure to check.
Oh look. It's the nation that's even more irrelevant than Canada!
But it is space money! Who can resist space money!
This has to be the worst thing in retail jobs. They know the bills stick together but they still give you weird looks when you're trying to separate them.
Also how many other sports have been played in an authentic roman arena.
Fucking Canada.nGetting 40°C during summer nad -50°C during winter. And then there is that one week where mother nature decide to troll you and give 10°C weather during winter, just to have all the melting water turn to ice the day after.
Now its going to progress into more stupid patriotic bullshit
Which explains her behavior.
What, were those threads real in your mind, Merchant?
That explain a lot.
>mother nature decide to troll
I hate when it does this shit.
Just last week, -25°C before wind factor. Next day, +7°C with sleet and rain. The day after, back to -15°C to -20°C.
Fuck you nature, I wanted snow.
You don't sound too happy about yesterday.
Too bad The U.S. has some of the best nuclear defenses in the world thanks to the Cold War scare. Our military would literally massacre you
Recently tried poutine with curry.
Tasted completely mediocre.
I'd take regular poutine over anything.
It's really the best comfort food.
It's the national food of the quebecers, who consider themselves a nation.
Canada itself doesn't really have a specific national food iirc.
You know, now that you mention it, i know plenty of french girls that acted like kate. Always loud and bubbly and excited about everything. its hard to explain, french girls are just different.
You bet I ain't.
Yesterday was bad too, but the difference in temperature was not as steep as >>100141066 was.
Today weather, ~+2 or so.
Tomorrow, more fucking rain.
Just another day in the wasteland.
Ice storm last month, had to skate down the driveway with the ebrake, now that it has warmed up have to break fucking 2" thick ice and pump the water out so it doesn’t turn into a skating rink again.
No wonder she went to japan.
Then is when the people out west laugh at all the ones in the east.
Everyone is too new on /a/ to even recognize that.
I have great frigging fun, seeing all the old people smashing their face on the icy road
Thank god these threads exist to remind me that Canada exists.
People hardly ever fall, we are too used to this shit. Only the inexperienced do.
>mfw I learned that because of chinooks calgarians rarely actually have to shovel lots of snow
>mfw the Ottawa valley is the perfect size and height to capture just enough cold air so that any warm air mass from the atlantic or the south will make freezing rain and ottawa gets way more freezing rain than normal.
>Only 4 chapters
You know you're fucked when you want snow so that you can be able to walk in the streets.
Just your average day in warzone canada.
>live in toronto
>get that huge icestorm before xmas
>every neighbourhood around mine loses power for 6 hours - 6 days
>everything alright in my area except lack of internet
>family goes and brings the work's interent stick home and we all hook up to it until our real one comes back on
It was like everything in toronto was frozen under 2 inches of ice yet i still had to work and it actually looked pretty fucking cool. Sucks that so many trees fell on peoples cars and shit. I havent heard any report of any casualties though
People usually fall when it's icy and it's raining, like yesterday. Ice is ok, a thin layer of water on the ice is nit.
Just your average day in the zone.
Your face when you realize that Vancouver usually has to borrow snowplows from Calgary because we don't keep them here.
It got reported on all over the place, I'm sure anons know it
Besides he was such a faggot I'd rather forget anyway
There's another one called Go ahead.
Why are all Canadian posters so new? Haven't you ever heard of a little series called Gundam? I swear, you people are some of the worst posters on 4chan.
We got snow for a total of two days this year, its really depressing.
>worst posters on 4chan
You mean on /int/
I do weep for our country...
Oh, so that's why Ottawa always asks for help from the military.
That makes sense.
In Calgary? What the fuck, I live an hour from you and we have 5 feet of fucking snow.
Everything looked so fucking cool when crystallized in ice.
The hay is frozen. How.
Our dollar has gone to shit too, time to invest in gold, fellow Canadians. I would avoid silver, it hasn't budged in value for a long ass time and probably never will much.
No Vancouver dude, I have no idea about you subhuman albertans.
In the lower mainland we celebrate when it snows.
We've been fucked since Trudeau took power.
It's been a new ending tumble of crap and our economy is pretty shaky already.
I actually met Trudeau when he was a laywer after he resigned. We had a small chat and he was a really chill guy.
God I want some
I don't see how OPs post would imply he hasn't seen Gundam or know of Amuro, Canadians are just so few and far between in anime that it's nice when there is another addition.
Trees especially. Though it's no good when the trees are bending over from the ice.
Jesus, can't we just get along.
Lots of freezing rain, its when there's warm moist air over a thin layer of really cool air, the rain falls, and becomes supercooled in the cool air and freezes instantly when it touches a cold surface (i.e. everything on the ground)
Its pretty but it can also be pretty treacherous and its the worst type of winter weather imho.
Since about 4 years ago, we really haven't gotten a lot of snow. At least, not as much as I remembered we had snow.
I'm sort of happy since less snow means less money spent and less overall traffic jam but it's pretty depressing when Christmas comes and there really is barely any snow.
Especially when your childhood was about climbing the highest mountain and skying. And this generation, and possibly the next one, will not have the same joyful experience as you will.
I'm not inclined to blame the start of the fall on just one person. It's been something in the making for a long while now.
I don't think you understand how many drug addicts, not even the fun ones, we have in Alberta, that dudes kind of right in calling us sub human.
I saw so many broken branches on that day it was crazy.
That's Toronto you dumb shit.
And fuck these new captcha.
I remember Gindan Kaleidoscope threads back in 2005.
Story is a figure skater being haunted by a Quebecer named Pete Pumps. The first episode take place in Montreal.
It's our only pastime. Because we really have nothing else to do.
And besides, we don't really mean it.
>being haunted by a quebecois
i think canada is pretty cool
why would any american hate canada?
it doesn't make sense
It's in Ontario, which is close enough.
Oh I know, most of my family is there and I'm there for a few months at a time.
Ontario fag here btw.
This is what happens when you're entire economy is based on manual labour high paying jobs
>work sends me out to alberta for a week
>have 3 days of free time
>go looking for a weed dealer
>find one, he also sells everything else
>decide to get some shrooms on the side
>another guy happens by and buys some shit too
>a lot of crack
>obviously a crackhead
>I ask him how can he afford that much crack
>"I work in the oil fields, I made 72000 a year"
> implying a stray dog isn't far more dangerous
Not really, Not at all. Its like if i called Edmonton Calgary.
Ottawa's the good part of Ontario. and Gatineau is the good part of quebec.
When a big ice storm hit, it hit hard.
I'm on the exact same page as you, out of no where it just seems like we never get any snow anymore.
We used to have the last rain by ~20th december. Last 4 years, we've been having rain all the way into february.
We're conscious about being peaceful, nice people and shitpost and act like assholes.
I had a chat who told me a story which perfectly describes Canada.
Two guys are in a bar in the Laurentides.
One bumps into another and drops his drinks on the other.
The other starts to goat him for a fight and they decide to take it outside.
So they whale on each other for a few couple of minutes, stop, one asks the other if he's fine, the other asks if he's tired of it.
Both agree, go back inside, treat themselves to a beer and resume their drinking.
And that's Canada for you.
Canada is just wannabe America, and wanting to be America is not a good thing.
Nothing beats 1998....
I've lived in toronto for 22 years now, and we have called the military for help only once.
And that storm was crazy, january 1999, I still remember it vividly.
No, that's just Harper, we laugh at murrica, we would never want to be like them.
That one was fucking terrible. I was there.
It was the worst of the worst.
You'd swear we were all going to die.
Canada wants to be America as much as America wants to be France
A lot of the drug addicts are people working in your mines and oil fields.
Hahahahaha, you know nothing about canada, we hate america.
Too many Indians everywhere, also Fort Mac is practically a hyper wealthy Detroit.
Good, keep the grunts working where they belong.
>mayor thinking of calling the military for aid just the other week.
then again it is rob ford. He probably heard "Crack Special forces" and though they were special forces that delivered crack.
Oups, meant for >>100142232
Actually I find the mannerisms of people in southern Ontario to be similar to those of Americans.
Of course that's not to say that Harper doesn't love sucking on American dick.
>Ontario wearing a leafs jersey
We're not all from Toronto, Christ this image is awful.
Four of the five electricity pylons lines that reach Montreal went down during that tempest. Lucien Bouchard, the prime minister of Quebec in 1998 said he would have declared a total evacuation of Montreal for months if the last line went down.
>mfw Torontonians think they're Canadian
How do Canadians survive?
We live in Igloos and feed off Caribou. We do fine. If anything bad happens, we just go further north and hunt Seals.
I actually had a family of tourist come and ask me where we had our resident of Igloos. The guy actually believe we still lived in tents and Igloos and it always snowed.
We are tough.
We can take suffering.
We are also M.
> He probably heard "Crack Special forces" and though they were special forces that delivered crack.
I know, we were truly lucky.
I remember by parents starting to pack food in the house in case of an emergency evacuation.
>>tfw living in Scarborough
The thing about those pylons is that even before the storm they were built to be twice as strong as a regular electrical grid's pylons. and this was because of a storm in the 60's.
The 1998 storm was so bad it bent even these reinforced towers.
I think the new ones are now 4x as strong.
Generally though Quebec and Ontario and The east have the worst storms. but Manitoba, Saskatchewan and Alberta have all extreme freezing cold*
*not to be mistaken for the far north. don't go to the arctic in winter.
Now now, if you don't play nice they'll send some of those immigrants your way.
My boyyyy, What part of scar?
I'm near Kingston and Stclair.
Very Canadian. I will use that one in the future.
Sorry Toronto, Please keep your Pakistanis, Somalis and Chinese to yourself.
The German ones?
Quebec is doing a fine job at sending all the immigrants there.
Reports and recent poll suggest that more people are leaving Quebec.
All according to keikaku.
No,only melanin enhanced compatriots for you.
McCowan & Finch.
>Japan will never acknowledge your country's existence
confirmed for shit
> building your own detroit
> a good thing
Shit eh, I went to Seneca at Donmills and Finch.
All that Religious intolerance is finally paying off. I'm jelly, it's too bad that bible thumping doesn't work on Filipinos.
Same here, never any one from Texas in an anime.
What? No milkbags?
The only ones leaing are the chinkies and mudslimes, going to pollute Toronto, instead. I see more and more white French from France onmontreal's streets.
Your English is horrible. Are you sure you're Canadian?
It's like getting all the black people to leave Detroit.
It's both a good thing and a bad thing.
You've gotten rid of all the insensitive niggers but on the downside, you've got less people dealing drugs and trying to run the city.
It's a give a take situation.
Still, we're sort of happy to be considered the place that hates niggers, but instead of niggers, it's about religious people. Though we've always been anti religious to a certain degre.
Hell, compared to France and their huge Muslim issue, we're doing damn good.
What is her other half?
Use to go to Centennial in Astonbee and Warden myself. I pass by that campus since I need to drop someone off to school.
You now realize that they made her from Ontario because its a show about wizards and they wanted her to seem other worldly and something rare and special.
Most so called Muslims in France are not practicing.
>tfw to cheap to pay for heating
>tfw suddenly -40
oh god, you're supposed to hover around -5
[Citation needed for your post]
I pass centennial every day. They added a bunch of extensions to the building. Looks pretty cool. What did you go there for?
I went to Seneca for Computer Engineering. Trying to get a proper job now...
>nuking a country that borders your own
As a proud resident of BC. I say fuck the rest of Canada.
Who Ford Nation here?
5 years later, we will still be laughing hard.
I want to see how far he can go.
I bet you're a chink living in Hongcouver.
About 60 to 70 percent of all inmates in the France's prison system are Muslim, though Muslims make up only about 12 percent of the country's population.
I can get more if you want.
Back off, man. He's the best mayor this city's ever had.
We hate you too.
Love Shitstain frogland.
Also, everyone in Canada hates their fellow provinces but we never truly hate each other.
Japan knows quality when they see it.
Sorry you have to be form some pleb tier backwoods province that never gets any notice from Glorious Nippon.
No, I'm a spic in Burnaby
We hate everyone else more than we hate each other.
its more like a large family of siblings. we hate each other but we couldn't live without one another. We're family after all.
Does your source claim that they're practicing Muslims?
eh, fuck you too budy
Kill yourself, please. Absolutely awful tripfag.
Yeah, I guess you're right, eh.
If you don't have family, what else do you have?
ALLAH ALLAH ALLAH
Those are not hockey players
they have too many teeth
>Absolutely awful tripfag.
that's different from the others how
Here you go you little faggot:
Now go be a good little sissy and get cuckolded by Ahmed and Tyrone.
>inb4 hurr durr I don't understand french
Get an education.
Went to Toronto's viewing of madoka organized by some /a/nons. I was struck by the sheer faggotry of some. And apparently, most of them meet every weekend and watch anime together at some guys place. Reddit tier meet up faggotry.
>incapable de comprendre le francais
It's like you don't even live in Canada.
It is kind of cute actually. Did they at least have good taste in anime?
I bet you were that autist that never bothered to talk.
>Implying we are about Quebec
Id probably have a laugh with you about the Frenchies wanting MUH FREEDUMS!
>Dans un thread qui parle du Canada
>Il pense que personne sais pas parler Français dans le thread.
Doesn't sound too bad so long as they aren't meme spouting assholes.
The Montreal meetup was quite enjoyable.
We meet up again for the 3.0 viewing yesterday.
probably illegal to have in Canada?
No more freedom then Americans, hell they have more in some cases (firearms, weed), our healthcare is not nearly as good as people think it is. Compared to America sure, but anything is good compared to America.
Few civil rights but weed is FAR from legal. Most of America will have it legal before, it will more likely be criminalized again then legal. Rest is 100% Truth
Its not bad but theirs no jobs unless you live in Vancouver or Toronto. Decent local cultures on the costs though. If you don't mind rampant drug use since nothing else to do
We met up for New Years and watched AURA and played Grief Syndrome and Smash. That guy sounds mad as hell that he was too socially awkward to be part of the fun.
Why would we have any representations
They don't even see many Canadians often on their mainstream TV, let alone the country itself
My daki had a loli on it and was confiscated by customs.
Fucking Canada can't decide if it cares about loli or not.
The worst being from that one news where a guy got arrested for having loli manga and it being considered CP material.
THey did, but the meeting up every week really is a turn off. I'm not socially awkward, but watching anime with a bunch of 20 year old dudes in a cramped apartment isn't really my thing.
Nah Canada's french is pretty much shit. Now France's french is how your properly speak the language.
>Seulement 41% des sondés se disent "croyants et pratiquants". 34% des autres se disent seulement "croyants", 22% "d'origine musulmane" et 3% "sans religion"
I'll translate it for you. I feel bad for those with modicum cognition....
41% of Muslims in France consider themselves to be believers and practice the religion.
This translates into 56%(100-41=56) of Muslims don't practice it....
>personne sais parler français
*personne ne sait parler français
There you go, you just proved my point. By the way, this isn't English. You don't capitalize "French".
have you ever been to any meetup beyond the rebellion one
I happen to meet in this guy's apartment to watch anime twice. Once since I got off from work, another was during new years. The New Years one wasn't pretty come to think of it.
Oh, ta guelle mon esti de calis, ta vraiment rien n'a dire. Juste parce que 41 pourcent se considairent musulment ne veut pas dire qu'ils ne sont pas des radicaux que personne ne veux avoir.
Et 40% est quand meme un grand pourcentage.
Doing basic fucking math just shows you're condescending and an idiot.
And don't bring in ''muh purity language'' because we all know it leads fucking nowhere on both fronts.
>We met up for New Years and watched AURA and played Grief Syndrome and Smash
>japan assumes all of canada is a frozen wilderness
The complaint the colonists had though was they were getting taxed but had no voice in Parliament.
>URA and played Grief Syndrome and Smash
Sounds too weeaboo for my taste.
aside from the one retard that wouldn't shut up during aura, it wasn't bad
How is Smash weeb?
>implying 95% of Canada isn't
Aura? I don't remember that night. Was that New Years or before that? That guy has some great figures. I wished he spent more money fixing his kitchen.
What in the fuck.
Fact: Toronto is one of the most disgusting cities on the planet, and it's all the fault of filthy, disgusting, non-white immigrants.
Fact: Rob Ford is the only good thing in Toronto, but he would be even better if he took the melting pot and poured it into a fire.
That was New Years. One of the guys that came later and wouldn't shut the fuck up the entire time. Thank god he left early.
I see Canada's proudest military accomplishment is still trying to take credit for British soldiers burning down the White House.
Where my Richmond bros at?
That fat white guy?
Hahaha, j'tai fait pete un nerf sale ptit quebecois?
>Juste parce que 41 pourcent se considairent musulment ne veut pas dire qu'ils ne sont pas des radicaux que personne ne veux avoir.
Qu'est ce que la grammaire?
>un grand pourcentage
And you're a bloody moron. My initial claim was that most of Muslims are not practicing. So it's clearly not about religion. Your problem is with the race.
>Doing basic fucking math
Your stupidity is reaching astronomical level.
41% is not a majority. Therefore, my original point stands correct.
Furthermore, you don't speak French. You speak Quebecois. It's not the same language. It's like listening to Congolese claiming they can speak French...
>my state has legit legal weed
feels good living in Colorado.
I think so, yeah. He was a legitimate faggot, the kind of autist people picture when they think of /a/ IRL.
Her mom is probably canadian (considering her family name). and her Dad moved to Canada. She probably was a daddies girl and learned the language and heard tales of her fathers homeland and decided to move there
Fuck off chink. I can't even read half the signs in this damn city anymore because everything is in oriental. Your stores are also dirty and smell.
That's fine. I agree with both even though I'm non-white. I would still vote for Rob Ford for the next re-election.
But it kinda is.
Just play this music while driving in Canada and you'd swear you're in a tragic comedy.
People slipping and sliding, middle finger shooting out the window, every man for himself. War is hell.
Think the old man driving next to you is just an average every day citizen? Wrong. He's a ticking timebomb ready to blow a hole into your ass. Innocent lane-change? Wrong. An open attempt to take your life. Make no mistake.
And the worst are these moneygrabbing nazi who refuse to put anything but 4 season tires to show off how manly they are by living the dangerous life who will purposefully try to fuck you in the ass while laying mines everywhere.
All Canadian characters are shit.
40% isn't a big percentage you moron.
And "big" isn't a mathematical statement unless you make a comparison. It's meaningless on its own.
A fucking proton is "big"... compared to an electron.
I can tell that you never took any math beyond Calculus I.
I don't think he is a regular around this board. Let alone know about it. But yeah, I did get a weird vibe when he wouldn't shut up. Especially when he's acting flamboyant during that film.
Canadians are just terrible.
Billy Katagiri from 00 was Canadian, I think.
Na, we just like fucking with you guys.
Vimmy ridge is how we get all the bitches.
well if it's the most significant military accomplishment then it's Canada's part in WWI, especially when someone finally decides charging normally through the gap was a bad idea
Je aime manger grenouille et surrender
I envy Canadian healthcare and their hunting during the summer/early fall.
That's about it though, although I do like Canadians generally and get along well with them.
Fuck snow. Fuck anywhere that can have snow for more than 10% of the year in general.
Vimmy ridge is were we fucking made the advancements that actually won the fucking war.
France was so damn impressed that they gave us that land to us.
>one example is indicative of a population
Charges dropped never went to court (as in trial)
>And the worst are these moneygrabbing nazi who refuse to put anything but 4 season tires to show off how manly they are by living the dangerous life who will purposefully try to fuck you in the ass while laying mines everywhere.
it's almost hazardous to wear snow tires just because they don't expect you to stop so effortlessly
Hey canadia, Chicago, Illinois here. We aren't impressed with your coach you gave our bears, but we'll give him and by extension you one more year to get your shit together.
Canadians (minus Quebecois) are the exact same people as Americans living in northern US states.
Night night, Canada.
I own a motorcycle, so driving through the forest is fucking awesome.
winter on the other hand sucks ass
So we don't really care.
That's a good song. Got anymore I should check out?
Somewhere out there is a guy who legitimately thought this was a good idea.
Actually the last few years I recall having no snow in the middle of the Winter in Toronto. Occasionaly it would actually be colder in Texas than in Toronto because of the Great Lakes and chance. I'm glad we actually got a white Christmas for once, although the ice storm was a bitch with power outages.
Let's hope that Trudeau the Second never takes power.
I actually heard him speak on my campus and he was devoid of content.
I always love this one.
I had no power for 2 days. I swear, I was so happy when the power came on. It made me realize how much I regret not watching more anime.
stay obsessed, losers. :^)
He's not his father, that's for fucking sure.
His father actually had balls and had good reasons to dismiss Quebec nationalism and was on the level of Jesus in some areas.
The guy had charm where he would just own the damn room.
Trudeau the Second is simply a fucking puppet.
That stunt he pulled confessing that he smoked marijuana got enough backlash that I hope he never wins.
Though Harper is already fucking us so it's just as bad.
At least you can count on Quebec votes for the NPD.
NB suffers from that as well. With windchill/humidex, I've seen it stay +/- 45^C for a good week at a time.
I'd vote for the Mulroney boy on ET before I'd vote for him.
That happens here in Ottawa too.
the Ottawa valley is a perfect pipe of cold air flowing form the north. Also its always humid here. Always.
Quebec is the scum of the earth.
>USA invada Canada
>Quebec nationalism gets off the ground
>USA blows Quebec to kingdom come
You know it's going to happen.
If Canada ever gets invaded, Quebec would be the first ones to hate the living shit out of murrica.
As opposed to what? Japan doesn't know any of the other provinces.
If ford ever ran for prime minister. I'd vote for him. I don't even care any more, I'd vote for him just to see the looks on everyone elses faces when he wins a majority. The idea of him talking to high ranking Saudi princes or Putin would be just too hilarious.
Oh god, i'd start a pool to see how long it'd take Canada to get nuked.
B.C is the master race, Ontario is terrible.
To be fair, we kinda know that.
But, to be honest, we're just tsundere and you faggots never calls us out on it.
Japan doesn't even know B.C. exists.
Somewhere on the left of Canada, right?
I know it's near Chicago.
My building in Toronto is literally called 'Little Somalia' by the locals.
It's still better Toronto.
Kirara and Geri are from BC.
Where the fuck is this
just how poor are you?
>anon in charge of cartography
let's not start this
/int/ pls go
Lebs did nothing wrong in Australia, they're respectful citizens like everyone else
Fun fact: This condo used to be full of old white people, or just white/chinese to begin with. The somalis that are here are either the rich ones that could afford it, or the ones with 20 kids living off welfare.
Because it's all somali now, the value has dropped, and it's like a snowball effect...
>how many other sports have been played in an authentic roman arena.
I guess just about every sport they play in Rome.