ITT: Girls/women you would fuck in a second
Can cyborgs have sex?
Your loli a shit
I'd impregnate her and not take responsibility
The world will never know cause of that pussy faggot.
You can't fuck robots
Of course they fucking can. There's an entire cyborg sex doll industry and they have like 5 different cases involving them.
You're into bestiality?
As in, I would last 1 second tops?
Oh Christ dem hips.
She has a best friend too
Why did they turn that into an anime?
>sticking your dick in a clock
That is so gross I wish people like you would die.
Gotta push that merch
>Not sticking your dick in a clock
I don't even care.
I don't get Tatsumi. He has a whole harem of fine women yet he doesn't satiate their lust.
>not sticking your dick in a superior clock
Guess who has the same voice?
I kinda liked Oni-Chi Chi, and I kinda didn't. I hate rape, but the consensual stuff was great.
Like fuckin Sonico needed any more help selling merc.
It'd be like a Miku or Saber SoL
That being said, I would kill for a Saber SoL... and I'd probably buy more merch as a result
You'd be somewhat hard pressed to find a 2D girl I wouldn't fuck in a second. Beggars can't be choosers.
That's not a girl/woman.
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
Congratulations, you're the only one with shit taste in this thread.
>That's not a girl/woman.
best girl in any anime. ever.
Nigga, I'll fight you for the Major.
NOBODY KNOWS THIS OVA! Thank you Anon! I'm glad i dont feel as alone anymore! I'm also glad she's naked 90% of the film.
I don't think there's any other I want to bang more than her.
Do you want to try ?
But anon, there are many superior choices.
That kid had to be gay.
>I might as well go GAY for COCKS now
Now that's a blast from the past! Have not see it in 15 years but i can still remember what a lesbian she was!
>you have good taste sir.
No, he just saw Batou staring at him from behind the door.
It was an empty offer. Milspec bodies don't have genitalsor nipples
I completely respect your taste, but Kallen is the best in my opinion.
In the most tender and loving way possible.
Fuck off, whale. Orihime a shit and Lord knows Yoruichi has the superior melons.
I used to prefer Kallen as well until I rewatched Code Geass a few years ago and realized that CC is not only more beautiful but also has a much better character.
>and Lord knows Yoruichi has the superior melons.
Now that's just a lie. That ass though, Yoruichi's great. Anyway, calm down man, I don't especially "like" Orihime, I'd just fuck her until I couldn't stand is all.
I haven't even gotten around to watching Monogatari.
>more doujins than translated chapters
Orihime's fanbase ruined whatever respect I could've possibly had for her.
She still has fans? People that like her more than just wanting to fuck her?
>in a second
A second is how long it'll last because she'll crush your pelvis with her thighs right?
With the force of a thousand sun.
This anon knows what he is talking about.
Oh God, you've never been to FLOL? Consider yourself blessed. It's a cesspool of fucking morons who think Orihime is the best thing that ever happened to Bleach and that her and Itchygoo actually have any chance of getting together.
Because after a second your hips would be crushed?
You mean her adult version, right?
W-what's FLOL? All I know is that Ichihime was always shit, Ichiruki is the master race, and Orihime is hot as fuck but of no value as a character.
Holy shit, I didn't know people who liked Shana still existed.
Just don't look it up. For the sake of your own mental health. You're one of those Orihimefags I can actually tolerate.
Looks like a whole different character, looks...
Competent and delicious.
Delicious nice meganekko Orihime...
And Rei Tachibana is better even.
Really? I still see Shana is HOT posts here and there occasionally.
>I wanted to see her purple vagna hairs but no
But yeah, that whole thing was bullshit.
1G > 2G anyway.
Back off man, that's my waifu.
>Girls/women you would fuck in a second
I would like to believe that regardless of the girl I'd last longer than that.
What's your source?
If you're just guessing, which I think you are, milspec bodies would not need breasts either.
>posting worst love lab
You're not one to talk.
Yeah, but 2G's finale was definitely better.
>still no Louise
I'm honestly surprised.
Why is she dressed as Index?
>Not knowing who the actual star of Love Lab is...
Ok, I will admit, Suzune is the best love Lab!
They're both insufferable cunts, that's why.
I don't think anyone will disagree with you, but god damn that body.
I'd fuck her, but I'd hate myself for doing it.
>but god damn that body
There's literally nothing there.
Maybe that's the appeal? Sorry, too much of a normal fag to understand it. Best of luck with it all, anon.
Yup, it looks ripe for a body bag.
Manami is very seductive.
In a heartbeat
It's probably just the pink.
This isn't a scat thread, it's a thread for fuckable humans. Take that shit back to /d/.
It's all she's good for anyway.
I'm still butthurt.
Also the 2nd movie revolves around the sex dolls
You necrophile, you better keep that rotting corpse in /d/.
Manami is pure love.
Lowest bidder and who needs a vagina when you can just have crazy internet mind sex.
Lacking a prominent feature like breasts would give away the fact it was a milspec cyborg body, not good for being inconspicuous.
answered your own question then
Look, I don't know what kind of crazy excrement pornography they have over there in germany, but here in freedomland we fornicate with sentient beings.
manami is the biggest piece of shit ever
confirmed awful taste
Best body and personality.
She's good at drinking.
You're just jealous that Manami is available and that Bitchrino is lusting after her brother and not you stupid anons.
And Manami has a better body to booty.
She's going to be "available" for the rest of her life.
Older sister obviously
b-but that's not mugi
[spoier]good taste though, anon[/spoiler:lit]
You're just green with envy and jealousy.
Secretly you do desire Manami.
Admit it, anon-kun, you don't deserve Manami and yet you want her, otherwise you wouldn't post an image from a rape doujin with her raped.
Because you are tsundere for her, here's another image of Manami.
great, I fucked up the spoilers
Talking shit on mai waifu? I'll see to it your lies will get you killed in our duel.
I'm agree. But I must kill you before you can do something to her.
Spoier sounds like a synonym for cumming on someone.
ITT: Girls/women who wouldn't fuck /a/ in a million years
Why do you defend this decomposing corpse?
You got me!
Necrophilia is hot.
>who wouldn't fuck /a/ in a million years
Yeah because they aren't real numbnuts
I only like her with long hair
Wow dude...you remind me that i have to download this again...i erased all my collection and with that, this beautifull master piece.
Dwarf tier taste.
Look into Maiko's eyes for just a moment.
Ugh every week is suffering that I can't have her
>completely devoted to you
>will constantly say "I Love you"
>she idolizes you everytime
That slow of a punch wouldn't hurt much, always this slowed down version.
Come over to the right side, we got Manami.
Manami would be better with long hair instead of short.
Her pupils remind me of this cutie pie.
would make me come in a second that's for sure
>chuuni as fuck
>IQ of a ten-year old
It only fuels my fetish even more. Also
>not liking bowl cuts
Na, this one would do that for me....
You say that as if it's a bad thing
Christ, the promo pics really make me regret I dropped that show.
But corpse love is wrong, anon-kun.
You could get sick and die yourself.
Did you pick it up again? the ending was pretty good even if I didn't like white.
Oh yea, it's all kinds of wrong.
Surprisingly few christmas cakes in this thread.
Did someone say christmas cake?
No... too much stuff to watch from this season alone. I heard pink was great too, so maybe I'll add it to lol backlog.
The undead are better than corpses.
I'd rather a half elf, thank you
Can't argue with that.
What's so special about Tittania?
Cat a best!
was the major born a male but became a female once she went full cyborg?
Not unzipping your dick and sticking it in it.
She gets a lot of hate, but a cat is fine too.
She has long hair in the psp game at some point
>Aryan master race
I want to protect her from the world
Those are not average at all.
Snail a salted...
But only with long hair and glasses she is truly enjoyable.
>Clumsy girls are moe
You tell me.
Oh, that is interesting.
You fwubbed your post.
Meh, shit pleb taste.
Post more pics of cat
Still better than a tsundere skeleton with pink hair.
But snail is gone, Saltarararagi got to her.
Guys please you're blowing it.
Even gone she is far better than cat.
at least cat is better than Snake though
I want to have her babies and get her pregnant just saying her name.
The pink haired skeleton is best buried, but that blonde sister of hers...
It would be like having sex with a mantis.
I'm no slut but I would totally bang every single gatari
Your loli was a phantom that went away, at least Shinobu stays.
That's because Shinobu is the best girl. Snail was second best.
She'll always be with me.
I'll rape her until she despairs.
I would corrupt and mind break these two. Out of love, of course.
Don't need a second thought.
But of course.
I'll take middle.
Go back to KYM, newfig.
Pedophile spotted, contacting the FBI, the police and Chris Hansen.
The courage to love lolis.
Best LoL Heroes girl,hopefully S2 someday
What, shouldn't you be doing that?
One day I'm sure of it.
Any character voiced by Mary Mcglynn
I think YOU would be the one getting pregnant and being eaten alive from the inside by abominations the human mind cannot comprehend
The courage to make love to torture devices in the shape of a loli/cube.
i just said that.
Fucking cube shaped lolis
I want to ravage her body while she puts on a cool, dead smile.
No Ume so far,what's going on I thought everyone loved her.
I'm a Kallen guy myself, but I respect your opinion too. C.C. is great.
> her voice
> her moans
like fucking donald duck
>all this shit taste
Shinobu is such an awful character holy shit.
>smells like tobacco
>probably sexually deprived, husband is too far away
But would she fuck you?
The answer is probably not. You're not strong, daring or crazy enough to subdue her in someway either.
>inb4 someone posts that picture
this nigga knows what's up
No you fucking retard, it's because she's not real. Jesus christ.
Any day of the week.
Ok /a/, fun is fun but here's the real winner.
Both old and young.
I'll need to conquer her 14 dragons and the embodiment of the sun and night sky first though.
Wish me luck, guys.
There's so many fuckable girls in Index.
Oppai lolis exists.
Oppai isn't the issue. Her height and build is.
there is a difference between loli and petite
14 years old is pretty lolish.
Othinus is the latter. If were talking about lolis, then here's one.
a loli would be more like under 10
Top tier taste.
You two have some differences to work out, because she's well over 20.
ah is she? then that makes her only petite, not a loli
The only girl for me.
truth is truth, anon
Every last one of them.
/a/ should know better.
Can you post the image of that? I remember when we made it in an old thread but I'll be damned if I still have it.
She wasn't actually about the fug a kid Everyone knows Major is a lez and he knew she was messing with him.
What I wouldn't give to be Cheese-kun.
It's conjecture, it's sound conjecture but conjecture none the less. In the manga the Major is literally being fingered by a couple of other lezbos.
Mai waifu. No touch.
Not a single good Doujin of the major. How the fuck is that even possible.
There is maybe one that is passable art.
Your waifu is a pigfucker.
And the original manga artist does mostly porn nowadays too.
Of all the Monogataris Karen is the most fuckable.
oh man shes was fucked up.
I want to disagree but that picture is making it difficult.
>implying any of these women/girls would fuck any of you losers
So is Satsuki the one who wouldn't fuck you?
who is that and where are they from?
Orihime has tons of fans
/a/ just trolls by pretending to have insane Orihime fans as an excuse to talk about how awesome Rukia is.
Seriously, follow the threads, 80% of the time, Orihime is brought up first, then swarms of Ruki/a/ shows up to talk about how much better she is.
It's trolling that's actually caught on as a running gag
what is christmas cake slang for?
>She wasn't actually about the fug a kid
She was. Its part of the majors character, she's free spirited sexually and doesn't really respect laws following sex if it pleases her.
It's not slang, that anon has a baking fetish.
Get in line.
When I was watching the series I was a CCfag, but Kallen grew on me.
I'm with you, brother.
fuck off dutchguy
Anyway, pic related
still fucking mad
The little sister is superior though.
Play Violated Hero 3, super delicious fox lady in that.
this is getting old
I'd also probably suggest that she make Miusel orally stimulate the empress and lick my load off her asshole when we're done.
Would pulverize that fragile body. My dick is thicker than her forearm.
>dick's thicker than her fore arm
>tfw your dick can fuck up your waifu.
>hfw I whip it out in front of her for the first time.
Oh man. Can we get a two for one deal?
Is that a guy
Weeks upon end
Now we're talking.
back to /co/ with your flintstone taste
Is there any doubt? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRaXSZfScW8
If you want to know what having SEX with Tomoko is like. Stick your dick in a warm jar of pickles.