Can we get a MAL general? Post your MAL account and see what your fellow /a/nons watch.
You're always so easily buttblasted
Btw, your taste is shit.
Why not go talk about MAL on MAL? Get this shit outta here.
Where do you people find these things?
>Getting this mad
Why not talk about anime on an anime board?
Thanks for the black up lol
It's MAL, you say that like these kinds of profiles are hard to find.
How do i script my numbers ?
>Calls his taste's shit.
>Favorite manga: High School of The Dead
I wish we could have a serious MAL thread and be friends and shit.
>calls his taste shit
> Favorite manga: High School of the Undead
>who cares when all manga is for weirdos
You can talk about MAL on Gaia.
You should try there.
People on Gaia have shit power level and are extremely ignorant and childish.
I mean, more childish than /a/ even.
Quite your bitchin this is /a/ If you dont have anything to contribute then please gtfo >_<
So just like people who post in MAL threads on /a/?
I wish I didn't get dubs, but they just keep coming.
Reminder that sage kills the thread faster.
OP, Naruto is objective shit and you should probably kill yourself.
Here is my mangalist though.
Is there a reason why MAL threads are deleted here? Is it just because of the awful community of MAL and anime list sites in general?
>Gives Naruto a 10/10
You have no right to call somebody elses taste shit.
I don't think so.
You kinda are forced to not be ignorant by /a/. They talk about shit that other places aren't willing to mention. If you pay any attention to /a/ you're going to hear about anime that other places don't see fit to talk about.
And we shame people who talk like they're twelve or gush over childish things. Those people don't tarry here, they surely don't want to be friends with us.
There is nothing wrong with naruto its actually pretty good
No, it really isn't. Not at all.
It's an incredibly poorly written ripoff of Hunter x Hunter and this is clearly bait.
I've been lurking here for a number of years. Rarely do I ever come across anything that makes me feel as though I need to respond. I think the last time I was forced to throw my 2 cents in was during puddi puddi. Now, this day, 2/15/2013 Once again I am called to type the captcha. I've seen some of the gayest and most retarded things on 4chan. Like a primordial ooze of everything wrong with the human race, but you are literally the gayest fucking thing on this planet. Like a dragon dildo ejected from Ronald McDonald's ass at a speed somewhere between 40000-100000 miles per faggot you decended upon an otherwise normal thread. Spewing pure unfiltered homosexuality like a fire sprinkler system with a direct link to Richard Simmons asshole. Freddie Mercury is rolling in his fucking grave at the thought of you setting the bar so god damn high that no faggot for the rest of existence will be able to match your level.
now I must slumber once again.
Im not sayin its the best in the world but you cant really say its that bad I was super addicted to naruto in high school
8/10. You actually got me to respond.
I hope you met your end at the end of a fat nigger's dick, ripping the walls of your fragile virgin anus. The blood pouring from your torn veins acting as a lubricant, allowing his throbbing black cock to penitrate you further. I hope he shatters your shit filled back passage and rapes your internal organs.
Buddy, please go back to /b/. You don't belong here.
Naruto is objectively bad and if you can't see that you might just be mentally retarded.
>I was super addicted to naruto in high school
>in high school
People's taste in high school tends to be complete and utter shit. No big surprise there.
Sometimes I wonder if I should put my MAL here, I just use it to keep a log of what I watch, and I rarely even log in, because I update everything with Taiga.
I just wished we could have at least one thread without shitposting so we could compare our tastes, but it that means outsiders would come here more often we are better without these threads.
I use AniList and an Excel document to keep track of what I watch.
I read this in Akarin's voice, it was glorious
I'm the same way. I hate the MAL community but I just use it for a manga list. This is me >>100127350
So with age comes greater taste in manga? Right... Naruto is classic anime. Alot better then most the shit out there
Kill yourself you fucking cancer, nobody wants this shit here but you trash.
Keep on hopeing and putting curses on my you basement dwelling peice of shit why the fuck would you get made because of someones taste in anything lol
I think most of us are the same way in regards to MAL. MAL already has some nice formatting for their list so I don't really see the point in making an excel spreadsheet to keep track. It's pretty convenient for me since it's one of the few websites that isn't blocked on my work computer I can update my list from work as well (tend to read scanned mangas on slow days, etc.).
No it really isn't. You have got to be trolling because nobody can be this dumb and tasteless. Have you only read like 10 series?
Go ahead and reply, doing so only proves my point to such an extent that you might as well just beg to suck my dick and eat my bodily waste, so that maybe an iota of my greatness could pass onto you. You wanna fucking fight kid well guess what I just hacked your IP address. yea thats right you can’t do shit you fucking pussy… if you try
to start ANY MORE shit with me, I’ll hack the shit out of your computer so be warned you terrorist piece of shit. and if you try to come to my house just be warned that I know Kung Fu and have a GUN so if you wanna start some shit I’ll fuckin be ready to kick the shit out of you. You’ve been warned, motherfucker. don’t FUCK WITH ME again. Oooooooh I’m so scared, you think you’re tough pussy? I’m behind 7 proxies and use ZoneAlarm, Sygate and Comodo Internetnet Security which I all keep up-to-date. THAT’S THREE FIREWALLS AT THE SAME TIME motherfucker. You can’t hack me you little piece of shit. You’re peeshooter and kung fu won’t make a difference when my friend who’s a B-51 pilot in the Air Force can turn your entire house and backyard into a fuckhuge bomb crater. You are pathetic, while you’re sitting there writing insults like the sad little nerd you are i’m having sex with my hot girlfriends. Yeah you read that right, I have not one but FIVE girlfriends. Top that motherfucker, I dont think you’ve ever even held hands with a girl, let alone got your dick wet. You're pathetic.
I agree with you. These autistic neck beards are like the hipsters of /a/ and not realizing they are the cancer of /a/
Reminder that putting it on the first page gets it seen by a mod faster.
Reminder that if you're not using the catalog you are objectively a faggot.
>why the fuck would you get made because of someones taste in anything lol
Because your "taste" (if you could even call it that) is shit and is what is contributing to the death of the medium at large, because you, and "people" (if you could call yourselves that) like you contribute to the popularity of garbage shows with no redeeming qualities whatsoever. You are the reason the industry is so stale and shitty right now. You and your mother's credit card. You deserve ever speck of hate you get here for being such a piece of shit, dense fuck.
Excel is better because you don't have to associate with the awful community, you can change the format whenever you want, it's easier to remove/add stuff, you can keep track of other stuff with it, the site doesn't have to be online, and you don't even have to have internet access.
>you don't have to associate with the awful community
I don't associate with it regardless.
So are you saying that manga is for "weirdos" and anime is not?
So you know exactly what the problem is yet you want to do it anyway?
You could say their system is good if you want, but we all know that community is not mentioned here for a reason. Sure, /a/ is shit, but MAL is an entire different shit that is not wanted.
If only there was an easy way to have people comment on your taste without posting MAL accounts...
Oh wait, there is! Fucking 3x3 threads!!
Is that all you've seen?
>only 21 finished anime
I may be new but at least I can organize well.
Why do you even need to keep track of shows that you dropped?
Is that available as an app or is it complete shit?
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across theUSAand your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Actually, that's exactly how i organize them too, but with a column for the studio instead of 'Type'.
I only use MAL for the time-keeping aspect.
This is why we don't want Naruto fans on /a/.
Stop posting stupid fuck.
Just a recommendation. I would highly advise you to read Elfen Lied than watch it. Then anime is awful but the story is amazing.
>inb4 Hur dur Elfen Lied is shit to begin with
Time for some debate. Which is better My Anime List or Anime Planet.
The story isn't amazing at all you filthy Naruto fan.
Check out my Doublas.
I only use MAL because of sites like http://animeadvice.me/ and http://mal.oko.im/. What does Anime Planet do better than MAL?
I don't know. I guess just because I already had them in-progress. Maybe once my list gets huge I will forget that I've dropped things and if I get a recommendation I can go back and check.
Does excel have apps? I honestly don't remember how I got the drop boxes and columns to work so wonderfully. I think most of it was done automatically since Excel is amazing and generally always knows what I want to do.
Most cancerous thread of the night by far. Do your part and report it.
>relating Naruto to Elfen Lied.
>but the story is amazing
it's like i am talking to mal.
Good luck trying to find and organize more anime
Sure excel is better, but MAL is simply more convenient. Easy to check voice actors, characters, sequels ect.
Both are objective shit and only enjoyed by people who have only seen an incredibly limited number of series.
For those who judge Naruto without any knowledge
...Naruto is a Shonen (teen male oriented) animated series and manga (Japanese comic) created by Masashi Kishimoto. Both the anime and the manga are ongoing in Japan at the moment. The series has been licensed abroad in various countries. You can find Naruto manga on American shelves and the animated series airing in the Philippines.
The show takes place in a world populated by ninja villages. The ninja in the series serve as the armies for the countries that inhabit the world. Most of the countries have their own Hidden Village, which serves to train and manage the ninja of the country. Also the ninja in the series are able to utilize jutsu techniques, which are the secrecy, body and illusion arts of the ninja. These allow the ninja to perform many amazing skills such as the manipulation of the surrounding elements.
The main character of the series is Uzumaki Naruto, a young boy who dreams of becoming the leader of his Hidden Village. It will be difficult though for Naruto, because when he was a baby an evil demon was placed inside him to stop its rampage. As Naruto grew the townspeople saw Naruto himself as the demon, even though he was merely its container. When the series begins the reader and viewer will begin their journey with Naruto on his path to become respected by the village.
>Been years sense I watched anime
>Finally go back
>Also go back to my MAL to see some things
The choices I made back then........
Data -> Filter -> Autofilter
Best feature of Excel
Sweet, can I do it again?
Only semblance of decent taste in this thread. Any other good MAL's willing to be posted?
This thread is shit and you should feel bad about it
No. /a/ considers MAL to be for normalfags.
I already have. /a/ has no fucking moderation at the moment. What has happened to our janitor?
Not that long into serious animu business. Judge me guise.
I know my taste isn't the best but I don't care.
HAHAHAH you gave Kill la Kill a 2/10? Are you trying to be an edgy contrarian or something?
>Favorite Character: Revy
Bretty gud brah. Would drink a Bacardi with.
>THIS FUCKING THREAD
What are the differences between 0.9 and 1.0b besides the visual style?
>of the night
It has Naruto as the OP pic and it was made to be a freaking MyAnimeList general. This is probably going to be the most cancerous thread of January 2014, barring the 100M GET shitstorm.
Chuunibyou your highest ranked animu? Really?
Are you stupid or something?
So we know the community is complete shit that's true.
But is there really anything wrong with the site as a whole?
I just use it to track down hentai.
Check the website.
I like the quick - + episode modifier and full nyaa and tt search.
Dumping industrial sites
Rate my shit taste.
How the hell did you make your list look like that?
>Tomoko under fave characters
Would waifu thread with.
Not sure about your overall taste though. I mean, Madoka was pretty good but I don't think it was THAT good.
admins generally don't give a fuck and never fix anything or add stuff
>Not even 100 by MAL standards
Step the fuck up.
>Very High Compatibility
You must have good taste
Everyone on /a/ hates a success story.
Any reason why the moderation has been so poor this past week?
Want to rate me?
I don΄t know why I laughed at this.
Normalfag mods are still out partying for winter break
Ok i can understand hatin on naruto but whats wrong with Gantz
They don't give a shit anymore. I think they're expecting us to get stockholm syndrome and just accept things.
Sorry this isn't an eva thead. Explain to me again why Misato comforting Shinji means banging him, or Shinji's oedipus complex.
I don't read a lot of manga, but looking at what I read and the adaptations it seems you have a good taste.
>Usagi Drop : 1
Actually it is not
Gantz literally fell apart at the seems after the Vampires were introduced. It just became an neverneding pile of bullshit after bullshit that the author pulled out of his ass because he didn't know how to continue the series.
If you actually think Gantz deserves a 9/10 you are absolutely retarded.
With a code my brother showed me. I don't understand it either but it hey - it works.
The end just ruined the series. The mangaka just did it for the sake of being edgy and upsetting her fanbase. It didn't make any logical sense, was incredibly forced, poorly executed, and just dumb.
I wish accel-spammer was back
Besides that mess of a last arc, Gantz was extremely entertaining. Perhaps a 9 is to lenient though.
could u stop posing industrial pics on this thread? this is a naruto/anime/manga/MAL thread thank you
Anyways, OP, please listen to me. That it's really related to this thread.
I went to Yoshinoya a while ago; you know, Yoshinoya?
Well anyways there was an insane number of people there, and I couldn't get in.
Then, I looked at the banner hanging from the ceiling, and it had "150 yen off" written on it.
Oh, the stupidity. Those idiots.
You, don't come to Yoshinoya just because it's 150 yen off, fool.
It's only 150 yen, 1-5-0 YEN for crying out loud.
There're even entire families here. Family of 4, all out for some Yoshinoya, huh? How fucking nice.
"Alright, daddy's gonna order the extra-large." God I can't bear to watch.
You people, I'll give you 150 yen if you get out of those seats.
Yosinoya should be a bloody place.
That tense atmosphere, where two guys on opposite sides of the U-shaped table can start a fight at any time,
the stab-or-be-stabbed mentality, that's what's great about this place.
Women and children should screw off and stay home.
Anyways, I was about to start eating, and then the bastard beside me goes "extra-large, with extra sauce."
Who in the world orders extra sauce nowadays, you moron?
I want to ask him, "do you REALLY want to eat it with extra sauce?"
I want to interrogate him. I want to interrogate him for roughly an hour.
Are you sure you don't just want to try saying "extra sauce"?
Coming from a Yoshinoya veteran such as myself, the latest trend among us vets is this, extra green onion.
That's right, extra green onion. This is the vet's way of eating.
Extra green onion means more green onion than sauce. But on the other hand the price is a tad higher. This is the key.
And then, it's delicious. This is unbeatable.
However, if you order this then there is danger that you'll be marked by the employees from next time on; it's a double-edged sword.
I can't recommend it to amateurs.
What this all really means, though, is that you, OP, should just stick with today's special.
>Usagi Drop ranked lower than Naruto
MAL allows custom CSS.
There's a bunch of these premade, just google it.
Except Naruto is good. It wouldn't be so popular if it was terrible. Why is /a/ so full of fucking hipsters?
It was my second "real" anime besides crap like DBZ, Naruto or One Piece which aired on local television every day.
I was just blown away. It has awesome art style, good characters, astounding music and only 12 episodes. I love it when shows have 12 episodes and manage to tell an amazing story with no fillers or something like that.
In my opinion it was one of the best even though I still haven't watched what the holy anons think is the best. I'll catch up a lot later.
Uhm no. It was a mess right after the Vampire's were introduced. That's commonly agreed by most all manga enthusiasts. And even before then it was just a fun manga that wouldn't deserve a 9 if it kept the quality it started with throughout the whole series.
This is without including movies nor OVAs
For some reason it's Winter 2013 in my taiga. How do I fix that, it's really annoying
le neckbeard master race walking through here, step aside
madoka is shit
But this is a MAL thread, we're showing our lists of anime.
Why do you want us to leave?
Naruto is not good. Please go back to /b/.
>It wouldn't be so popular if it was terrible
what should i watch
Does this count as advertising?
Not him, but to be fair, It's my guilty pleasure. you'd want to come back to it at some point and finish the good arcs.
Asuna plopped down naked on the sofa and glared defiantly at me.
"...Kirito, hurry up and take your clothes off," she said in an authoritative tone.
"It would be stupid if we stopped here!"
I hurriedly complied. Opening the window indicated by Asuna, I toggled off the option buried deep within the menu.
Because of the hurried start, there was no romantic mood to speak of. Sitting on the bed which was slightly too small for the two of us, we slowly did as much as the system would allow.
The dim blue moonlight filtered through the window, casting complex shadows on the bed.
Since Salemburg has no marketplace, the townspeople disappear at night. The only thing that I could hear was the faint whispering of the lake, and my alarm-like heartbeat which seems to echo around the room.
By this time, Asuna and I had removed all of our clothing. We had been kneeling on the bed in front of one another for about 2 and a half minutes. I couldn't read Asuna's expression as she balled up her fists on her knees and looked down. I thought that I should probably be the one to take the first action in this situation, but not being able to predict the outcomes of any of my choices, I sat in petrified silence. I considered what would happen if I were to yell out, "Sorry!" and re-equipped minimal clothing at mach speed before escaping out of the room. Would she say, "I guess it can't be helped~" and forgive me when we meet again tomorrow? ―There's no way she would.
Remembering back to the distant past, I was only 14 the first time that I ever logged into SAO. The winter of 8th grade. I don't want to really recall how I was at that time, but I sacrificed all of the sexual energy that starts to awaken in all boys around that age in order to immerse myself into games. As a result, I had never been in a situation where I would be alone with a girl in her room. Obviously, I had also never been naked with a girl before.
Someone is mad. You can hide the thread you know you stupid fuck if it hurts your holy neckbeard personality.
How long until list threads become the desktop threads of /a/?
You have good taste and easily the best in the thread, but why the fuck are you friends with Siztra?
It is popular by the virtue of the fact that it is one of the few anime to be aired on American TV, and even Naruto is good compared to a good chunk of the shit that America is churning out at the moment.
To tell the truth, I would have liked for Asuna, who I thought was probably a few years older than me (and thus had expertise in this area) to take the lead. However, it seemed that everyone in SAO, including her, viewed me as being older than I really was. Since I had never denied any of it, there's no way that I could say to her in this situation, "Sorry, but I'm actually..."
I strengthened my resolve. Even if I didn't have the knowledge or the experience, I had never loved or had felt such intense feelings for someone like I have for Asuna.
Ever since SAO started, there were numerous times when I was in a situation where I told myself, "You can't run away from here no matter what," but here I had to muster up greater willpower than that as I extended my right hand and moved my body forward.
My fingertip softly touched the gentle curve that was Asuna's shoulder. Her body quivered sharply. I slowly traced a path from the line of her collarbone to the nape of her neck.
Asuna let out a soft moan as her eyes closed. The blood rushed to her cheeks and her eyebrows furrowed.
For some time I watched Asuna's responses in secret delight as I touched her all over the place. Slightly excited by her fresh reactions, I went a bit overboard as I kept my fingertip at a point where I was just barely touching her and continued to slowly glide smoothly across her skin. I crawled down her arms which were firmly hiding both breasts, circled around her stomach and reversed direction up her arms again.
Every time my finger moved, Asuna's body would shake and a soft moan would leak out. After caressing her entire body, I put my right hand's finger under her small chin and lifted her head up. With my left index finger, I diligently traced her wet, shining, cherry-colored lips.
"No...not just...your finger..."
A softly blushing Asuna opened her eyes slightly and looked at me pleadingly.
I'm probably going to regret posting this, but whatever. I've been away from anime for pretty much the entirety of my college years so I'm trying to play catch up now.
There are no good arcs.
Naruto is just a poorly written edgy ripoff of Hunter x Hunter.
He's a friend of mine. He gets a lot of flack because he spams a bit, but he's a nice kid.
Finish monogatari and start to score anime.
i wanna taste my luck
I will probably get banned if I post my MAL.
Good taste, anon-kun.
I silently moved my face closer. Asuna's lips parted slightly as if they could not wait any longer. But, instead of fastening our lips together, I softly poked her lower lip with the tip of my tongue.
As if seeking me out, Asuna stuck out her tongue, but I restrained myself and moved to avoid her before softly touching her with the tip of my tongue.
Asuna let out a irritated sound of both anticipation and need as I abruptly plunged my tongue into her mouth.
I violently swished my tongue around.
The tactile senses in SAO are, just like the sense of taste, pre-programmed and activated in accordance to the situation. When you consider this, then the only conclusion that one can draw is that the "feeling of a deep kiss" must have been programmed in. (Well, it's not like I've ever really experienced that in real life, but...) An indescribably bewitching feeling assaulted my nerves.
My tongue entwined Asuna's and I forcefully sucked on it as I felt all the strength go out of her body. Her eyes were moist and dim and she was breathing erratically as I took my tongue out of her mouth and then proceeded to lick down her neck, behind her ear and the hollow of her collar bone.
When I eventually reached the soft valleys that were the top of her breasts which had been hidden up until now, her whole body leapt and twitched. Her arms gripped tighter together and she shook her head from side to side.
"Asuna...move your arms..."
"I want to see your breasts, Asuna."
I caught her wrists which were crossed together and pulled them apart as I slowly licked and sucked my way toward the peak of the white breast that was gradually being revealed.
How the fuck does somebody even find the time to read so many series?
Asuna's arms were finally at her sides as her twin peaks were revealed to my eyes. The swells which were usually hidden by the loose fitting knight's clothing and breastplate were bigger than I had imagined; full and protruding sharply forward. At their tips were a pair of nipples which were difficult to distinguish from the surrounding area, standing impertinently in a cone-shaped form. Regrettably the entire room was currently bathed in the blue glow of the moonlight and —
"Asuna, turn on the light."
Having accepted the rejection of my request, I sucked her left nipple into my mouth.
Ignoring the shrill voice that Asuna let out at the sudden attack, I chewed on the hard nub with my lips as my tongue rolled around the stiff tip.
"Ahhh! Ah! No, no no...!"
I firmly held Asuna's right hand that tried to push me away as she cried out, while her body convulsed and moved my left hand to the other breast. I squeezed her peak between my fingers, then gently used the nail of my index finger to stimulate the tip of her nipple.
"Ah, Ahh, oh!"
As I tortured both breasts, Asuna's convulsions and sweet cries rose in intensity. Going a bit overboard, I bit down on the protruding object in my mouth and somewhat violently began to chew on it, while at the same time the thumb and index finger of my left hand painfully twisted the other nipple.
"Oh! Ah, ah, no, no way..."
Asuna's body suddenly stiffened. Her arms which now encircled the back of my head tightened their grip.
"No, no no, I'm, with just, my breast...! I'm...com..."
She was unable to speak after that. Letting out a hoarse, high pitched cry from the depths of her throat, Asuna twitched and her body jumped once before collapsing against me. She was still breathing heavily, her body intermittently convulsed slightly.
"Ah... ha... haa..."
"Ah...n-no...it's so embarrassing... I never had anything like that...happen until now..."
Not an anime.
I find these images quite serene and calming for some reason.
any non-cancer tracking websites, outside of using a spreadsheet?
I've been using anidb for years....seems nice enough.
anilist is p. nice
any opinion on One Piece Manga OP? Idc if u fags dont like it, one piece and naruto are my shit
MAL is fine as long as you don't involve yourself in the community
I moved my left hand over to Asuna's left breast as she leaned against me and grasped her nipple before pulling on it.
"Ahh... no, stop, no more with the breasts..."
"...what do you mean by until now?"
Asuna spoke haltingly in a crying voice that was once again mixed with sweet moans.
"...about the Ethic Code Off... After I learned about it...I did it...a couple times, alone..."
"...what did you do...?"
"Auuu... While thinking...about Kirito...played with...my breasts and...down below..."
Talking about her own fantasies seemed to have increased Asuna's masochistic side. Her breathing was gradually becoming ragged as she clung to me.
"Down below...like around here...?"
I gently moved the hand that had been abusing her breast downward. I stroked her tense stomach, then ever so slowly moved in that direction. I went over the slight swell of her abdomen, and when my fingertips reached the entrance of the two mounds, Asuna gasped as her body shook.
I used the index finger and middle finger of my left hand to stimulate the area around her vagina. While taking care not to touch the center, I enjoyed the sensation of squeezing the two mounds together, then pulling them apart. "Ah, ah, ha mmm...!"
Asuna knelt down, putting both of her arms around me and moaned while burying her face in my neck as my fingers moved about, causing her body to jump and twitch.
But that voice gradually became hoarse as she shook her head and wiggled her whole body.
"Ahh... That can't...can't..."
Thinking that I was teasing her too much, I gradually moved my middle finger towards the center.
As Asuna let out a remarkably loud cry, my finger was enveloped in a slimy sensation. That place was seemingly endless, so hot, moist, and indescribably soft that I involuntarily stirred it with two fingers.
"Ah! No! No!"
>Compatibility: HIGH 75.2%
Looking good, highest in the thread.
>Favorite character: Monkey D. Luffy
Fucking MAL cancer shit thread.
No anon, you are the cancer. The "autistic neck beards" as you like to call them are the majority of /a/ and have been for years.
>There are no good arcs
-Chuunin Exam Arc
-Kazekage Rescue Arc
-Invasion of Pain Arc
-Shinobi World War Arc
You can find the good in the bad.
that site is way too web 2.0 for me
Asuna cried out, and her body started to shake and jump. Without regard for that, I kneaded the little knob that was peeking out from the top of the slit with my thumb while spreading it open with two fingers.
"Ah... Haa... Ha..."
It appeared that Asuna could no longer speak as she dug her nails into my back and arched her back as far as she could.
"Ah, ha... No! I can't take it any more!"
But in another sense, I was also at my limit. I wanted to see every single part of Asuna so badly that I pushed her down onto the bed and grabbed her legs, spreading them apart.
"Eh... Eh...? Ah... Wha...!?"
Asuna came out of a hazy state and bucked her body to escape as she realized that she was in an extremely embarrassing position, but there was no way that I was going to loosen my grip now.
"Wha, Wha, Kirito, don't look so closely!"
I raised my head and looked steadily into Asuna's eyes.
"...should we turn on the light?"
Asuna forcefully rejected my suggestion as she shook her crimson red face. Giving up, I devoted myself to examining Asuna's hidden place.
The soft and fluffy pubes were pure white and smooth without a single hair growing there. This was, to say, rather than a preference of the developers, a limitation of the system itself. Hair-type objects are of the extremely heavy category. As a result, aside from hair on the head and beards, there was absolutely no hair anywhere on the bodies of the SAO players.
In between the two smooth mounds was a single slit, and further into that were light colored folds. From time to time a clear fluid dripped out and flowed towards Asuna's anus before turning into beads of light and disappearing.
Whether it was from embarrassment or loss of strength, Asuna had stopped struggling, so I took my hand off her right foot and slowly spread the slit open.
Doesn't matter, it's still objectively terrible and poorly written yet very popular. Just like Naruto.
I haven't even read that many series.
Hell, I even have a very active social life, am a full time college student, and am also an actor who spends a lot of time performing in stage-lays or short films. I still have plenty of time to read manga.
I don't have a MAL, I just use a txt file to keep track of what I've watched.
Why is this thread still her-
Oh, this is neo /a/. I guess this shit is allowed these days?
Asuna's eyes turned vacant as she moaned softly. Inside the slit, compared to the information that I had received from the net in the real world, was an unusually simple design with (what I thought was) peach colored membrane spreading smoothly on the inside and bottom. The vaginal opening which tirelessly produced clear fluid was quietly throbbing, and in the upper part where the slit closed together a little protrusion peeked its head out.
Within SAO, the male players must have at least once or twice racked their brains in wondering what that part of the female players looked like, but I was experiencing a certain kind of emotion having just discovered the answer to this question.
Of course, in my own lower half there was also a certain thing, which, having swelled to its limits, was seeking release. But this was the first time since I had entered SAO that it had become like this.
There is a somewhat interesting story concerning all of this (I apologize for digressing, but)...
While teasing Asuna's cute slit with my fingertips, I raised my head and posed that very question to her.
"Ah... Haa... What...?"
Though she had a spaced out look in her silky eyes and her answer was punctuated by her heavy breathing, Asuna's serious disposition kicked in as she answered me.
"Ha... Th-That's... They planned to use SAO's...system in order to...provide a personal...sex service... We're probably linked with...that function...ahhh...ah..."
"I see... In other words, it's probably one of those delicate arrangements... Well, enough with the chit-chat..."
I used my left hand to open Asuna up as wide as possible.
She wasn't immobilized anymore, but Asuna let out a sweet cry with both of her legs spread wide in the air. I brought my face close and gently pushed my tongue toward the little hole in the center.
The only not objectively terrible arc you listed was the exam arc that was the biggest ripoff of Hunter x Hunter (next to Sasuke literally just being a merge of Kurapika and Killua).
That's too kind anon.
Let me fix that.
My Little Pony
Call of Duty
There you go, popular does NOT mean good.
>Not just keeping a spreadsheet of current season
Asuna shook her head from side to side as she cried out. I softly stimulated the entrance to that hole with my tongue as I pushed my finger in and out.
"Ah! No, not that—!"
Every time Asuna convulsed, a large amount of fluid would make a sticky sound on my tongue as it leaked out of her vagina.
Having pushed my tongue into her hole and enjoyed the feeling of her constricting around me, I pushed myself up over Asuna. I was already swollen to my limit and felt like I would end up coming if I continued to explore Asuna's body anymore.
While softly playing with her pert nipple, I covered Asuna's lips with my own and softly whispered,
Asuna nodded vigorously as she let out a hot breath.
"Yes... Make me...full...with your thing Kirito..."
Feeling slightly dizzy at the thought of having that straight-laced invincible warrior tell me that with such a tearful face, I pressed myself against Asuna's moistness. My penis caught on the entrance of her vagina as I moved it up and down.
Asuna firmly gripped my shoulders with her arms as she squeezed her eyes closed and furrowed her eyebrows. Even in the pale blue darkness of the room I could see that her whole body was flushed and beads of sweat shined everywhere.
When I placed my hands at Asuna's sides, her hips moved slightly forward. I felt a slight resistance, but with a popping sensation, half of my penis was swallowed up inside of Asuna.
Even with just that, Asuna let out a scream as she arched her body to its limit. At the same time, my breath caught and I felt a numbness spreading from my penis to the rest of my body.
Having pushed my entire length into Asuna, I let my desires take over as I continued to penetrate her bit by bit.
Eh, I'm not a fan at all of MLP and absolutely despise the fanbase, but I can at least recognize that it's a well written show for children.
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Asuna continued to scream as she continued to vigorously shake her head while her body shook. Although I briefly wondered if it hurt, I was no longer able to stop my hips from moving as my penis continued to plunge into Asuna's deepest parts with a wet slapping noise.
"Ha... Ah... Ah—!"
Eventually my penis pushed all the way into the root of Asuna's vagina. While she was the woman whom I knew the best and loved the most, the crazy thought that I was deep inside Aincrad's top idol at this moment was spinning around my mind, making me go crazy.
I somehow managed to calm my breathing as I put my mouth close to Asuna's ear and said,
"It's all inside... Does it hurt...?"
"N, no... So...hot... I-I'm going to melt...!"
Asuna answered me in a thin, high voice as she shook her head.
"Kirito...so much of you...inside me...ah...ah..."
I also felt like melting from the incredible heat that I was experiencing. My penis which was tightly gripped by Asuna was continuously sending heat waves up my back that exploded into fireworks in my head.
"Ah...ah, ah, ah, ah!"
I was aware of Asuna's moans becoming higher and higher as I was immobilized, struggling against the sensations that threatened to overwhelm me. As if in anticipation, her slit also continued to tightly massage me with it's convulsions.
"Ah! Ah, no, no way, I'm, again, again..."
Asuna's voice, which sounded as if she was becoming delirious from the heat, was changing into a meltingly sweet sound and,
"No, no, again, I-I'm coming, coming, ah, ah..."
She threw her head back with a jerk and
Screaming loudly, Asuna climaxed for the second time. At the same time, my penis was squeezed with an incredible pressure, and to my horror, I felt a raging sense boiling up inside me seeking release.
Please stop this and just keep those reports going.
Looked in the rules, comparing anime tastes doesn't conflict with board policies.
Is this like architectural gorespamming?
Middle of the caravan looks like a person throwing up
I bit my lip and fought against that feeling. Supported by the thought that I couldn't relax when we hadn't even reciprocated once, I was somehow able to quell the urge. Panting heavily, I embraced Asuna's body which was limp from orgasm. I knew I didn't have much time left, so I violently pulled all the way back to the opening of her vagina before pushing in all the way in one thrust. Smack! Our bodily fluids flew about.
Asuna's eyes flew open as she let out a shriek.
"No! If you...do that, I'm going to go crazy..."
I was once again forced to stop while deep inside of Asuna. The hot, soft sensation surrounded me as the throbbing of the folds penetrated my entire being. Asuna had come several times already and if we stayed like this, I would eventually end up coming. But I didn't feel like that would be a very good way to finish, so after thinking for a moment, I gently began shifting my body.
Lifting up a drowsy looking Asuna's body, I moved underneath. Eventually the two of us switched positions, with me on my back and Asuna in a mounted position on top of me. As soon as Asuna realized what sort of position she was in, her face turned even redder as she shook her head from side to side.
"No... this is...embarrassing..."
"Asuna, you try moving..."
Asuna blushed shyly as she nodded and began to gently rock her body.
"Ah, aah... I'm...sorry that...I'm...the only one...feeling good... Kirito, you can come too..."
A sticky sound was coming from the slit that was being pierced by my penis. Asuna's movements were minimal, but the powerfully numbing feeling was spreading through my body again. Right when I thought, "At this rate I'm going to come right away—"
"Ah, Ah, Ah, ha..."
Her voice was once again mixed with the sound of arousal. Asuna bit down on the fingers of her right hand, as she moved her hips up and down.
"Ah, ah, why, am I, ah, like this, like this..."
Mods are asleep
Your point? I enjoy both, I don't care what /a/ thinks because it'll only cause stupid backlash and ruin what enjoyment you can have in.
I love Fairy Tail, I love Bleach, I love Naruto, I love One Piece and Sengoku Youko, I love Toriko, Jojo, basically most Shonen Jump.
Even if it has major flaws, it will ALWAYS compensate.
Don't even joke about this shit. If these get popular, /a/ will suddenly be overrun with faggots creating identities for themselves so their super special posts can be easily and directly associated with their MAL account and taste in anime. Same shit happened to /mu/ once last fm threads became common place.
>Compulsory for any chimney over a certain height near an airport
MaL is a useful tool, that's about it. Being a part of the MaL community is pretty much cancer though.
Asuna's long chestnut-colored hair flew into the air every time she shook her head. Beads of sweat also flew about, turning into light before disappearing.
"I'm sorry, sorry, Kirito, I'm, ah, ah, com...com...coming—!"
Asuna threw her body back while drawing out the last part of her sentence as she violently convulsed two, three times. Her breasts which were sticking out in front of her danced in time with those motions.
I was in no position to pause and admire the sight of Asuna with her eyes scrunched closed and her teeth gritted together looking incredibly cute, yet horribly lewd, all at the same time. As Asuna's vagina gripped my penis tightly, I was once again assaulted with the powerful urge to come.
Thinking that I wouldn't be able to resist it this time, I instinctively pushed up into Asuna's core with abandon. Grabbing her hips with my hands, I shoved my hard penis in as far as I could before pulling out again.
Being suddenly assaulted right after coming, all Asuna could do was frantically writhe about. I took her hand which was extended toward me and linked our fingers together. Every time I stirred up Asuna's insides, our overflowing juices would fly about as the place of our joining melted in endless heat.
Her bouncing breasts also sent large amounts of sweat flying about. Asuna was letting out deliriously sweet moans with a completely melted look on her face.
"Ha, yes, let it out, ah, Kirito, let out, a lot..."
As I shoved myself into Asuna, I released all of the pent up sensations that I had stretched to the limits.
I could feel my hot sperm gushing deep into Asuna as she trembled in yet another climax.
MLP is well written, of the little I've seen. And CoD 1-4 were great.
I never update my manga list, need to find time someday to add rest of shit.
Sengoku Youko is not WSJ. The fact that you think every shonen manga runs in WSJ just shows how dumb you are.
Anyways, you really do need to go back to /b/ because you aren't welcome here.
Two years worth of semen made a glopping noise as it flowed endlessly into Asuna. Every time my penis twitched, fireworks would go off in my head.
After receiving all that I had to give her, Asuna's strength gave out as she fell on top of me.
I gently embraced Asuna while she continued to gasp and convulse as if she was being stimulated by the fluids inside her body as my consciousness dimmed.
>Advertising (all forms) is also not welcome—this includes any type of referral linking, "offers", soliciting, begging, stream threads, etc.
>both are shit
False. Only nurutu is shit.
>enjoyed by people who've only seen incredibly limited series
False. I enjoy it and have seen over 200 series,from SoL, space operas of the 80s, and so on...
You probably hate it a bit too much because it's too depressing. You're the type who watches anime for escapism...
I get that. But it's sheer stupidity to extrapolate your subjective shit taste to other things...
Mizukami is too good for Jump. What are you even talking about autist-chan?
>because you aren't welcome here
I don't think you have a choice in the matter. this is not your hugbox.
Why the fuck does a building have so many wires?
You know what you must do anon.
It is your destiny.
OPEN THE DOOR
what manga should i read
Oyasumi Punpun is my favorite manga, depressing has nothing to do with it.
Gantz is poorly written, that's just a simple and accepted fact. You really need to go back to /b/.
Here is my list >>100127350
I bet they enjoy showing themselves off to all the passing airplanes.
Stripes confirmed for slut attire in all contexts.
>Someone is doing something different
>It will destroy us
Stop crying. This is one thread and it's on topic.
Anything rated 8 or higher is well worth reading.
I don't see how this is advertising.
Oh hey that's my city.
Advertising always includes the possibility of gaining profit from that posted link.
I don't see how sharing MAL profile links is advertising.
This way every linking to youtube videos in case of "ITT: Best animu music" could be called advertising.
Just fuck off and ignore the fucking thread if it hurts you.
Stupidly high numbers of shows because I like to watch every last OVA and BD extra. Goes with the OCD.
But it's not advertising.
You're so but hurt its hilarious, go shave your neck.
Haven't you ever heard of the Domino effect?
When did we stop having Janitors?
How fat are you?
>off by one
>Forum posts: 197
I'm 5 foot, 10 inches and I weigh 135 pounds.
Also see >>100130741
IF its this manga ya its weird as fuck, read that shit in public geetting a boner and shit. I stick to anime classics... watching... at my house or with friends
And how many fucking KLK, Waifu wars and bet grill threads run simultaneously? I would hardly call this one thread the cancer of /a/
Fuck you, you're being tripfag enablers and are too stupid to realize it. Probably fresh from some other non-anonymous community as well. What's even the point of these threads if not for socializing, making MAL friends and comparing e-dick sizes? You can just stay in MAL for that.
Can we get a MAL general? Post your MAL account and see what your fellow /a/nons watch.
>> Anonymous 01/12/14(Sun)16:33 No.100126204
>> Anonymous 01/12/14(Sun)16:35 No.100126305Replies: >>100126383 >>100126560
>> Anonymous 01/12/14(Sun)16:36 No.100126372
>> Anonymous 01/12/14(Sun)16:36 No.100126383Replies: >>100126742
You're always so easily buttblasted
>> Anonymous 01/12/14(Sun)16:37 No.100126468Replies: >>100126706 >>100126863 >>100127414 >>100127441 >>100130128
Btw, your taste is shit.
Go back to /tv/ you fucking fuck.
Nobody likes you.
And that happened in my city too! Those 2 were in the trash tabloids for a couple of days.
No wonder why people say you're a faggot.
I'm surprised nobody has posted Sheldon's MAL yet.
Mods have finally woken up.
Get rekt fags.
And stay there.
/a/ getting so mad over fake MAL accounts. And we got rekt?