You must post in this thread if Zap Brannigan was your favorite character in Family Guy.
Go ask /v/.
You fail at trolling.
Try youtube, they're dumb enough there.
I must protest, Zapp is spelled with two "p"s. And guess what else Zapp has two of? Arms. Large, loving arms with velvet-smooth gloves on them - don't you just want to feel them tonight under the covers? What? Oh, you must leave, no doubt just to adjust your toiletrie with your girlfriends, I can definitely see some smudging going on on your face. She'll be back, Kif, I just know it.
you read it all in Zapp Brannigan's voice
Jay Sherman>Zap Brannigan
Best Family Man character