Is Tomoko supposed to be extremely ugly? Why can't she get any boyfriend at all? I'm fat and ugly and I never had these problems so I assume she is like canonically disfigured or something.
Hambeast pls go
It's the perception thing. We perceive her as less unattractive than she is because of how relatable she is, and the fact that (under normal anime circumstances) it's impossible to be hideous. In her universe, however, the characters would perceive her as she is. Quiet, downright freaky, probably smells on some days, and is basically incapable of social interaction. When you add to that her disheveled look in most circumstances and the tremendous bags under her eyes, she's probably not someone you'd want to interact with were it a real life situation.
>I'm fat and ugly and I never had these problems
Boyfriends aren't things that just happen.
Girls get boyfriends by being sociable, friendly, and comfortable. Tomoko can't even hold a proper conversation, let alone a proper courtship.
Unsociable girls don't get any. If you are even the slightest bit awkward in Japan you are fucked.
I am very awkward and I can get boyfriends pretty easily. They aren't 10/10 Chad Thundercocks but it's honestly not a problem.
She's not approachable and is incapable of approaching.
Hence, loneliness, despair, and awkwardness.
Tomoko is supposed to be male so the audience can reflect on itself while at the same time find the MC cute.
You fat whore would never know the suffering of a male on the dating market.
> I'm fat and ugly and I never had these problems
Lets assume you are really a fat ugly girl and talking truth then I guess your boyfriends were all fat/ugly or they just wanted an easy fuck. I think normal men don't care so much as long you show them you want them to fuck you.
Time to post more Tomoko.
Ugly, smells, awkward, afraid of social interaction, has stigmatized hobbies...
It was originally intended for her to be drawn in an obviously ugly way. They ended up drawing her not-so-ugly in the manga (and thus anime) because the editor insisted they make her a little more palatable to the eye. I think they compensated by making her even more miserable and socially inept.
they weren't that bad looking, they just liked me because they were into anime and video games. they were awkward too so i was perfect for them.
People still read this shit? It's gotten so repetitive an predictable that it's not even fun anymore.
>they were into anime and video games
>they were awkward too
see that's the problem
Oh great another blogshit thread.
Watamore is still cancer even in 2014.
>Boyfriends aren't things that just happen.
Yeah they are.
Any girl can get a boyfriend even if they are a "hambeast" or socially inept or whatever. There's always a guy out there who will go for them.
For guys in that situation though.. not so much.
Japanese men has a good taste and won't fuck everything that has a pussy and can talk, like western men do.
Tomoko doesn't talk to anyone, shes probably average as fuck looking if not a little worse. Its like that girl that was in your class that never said a word so you completely forgot about her.
What is with people from /a/ and everything having to be a bout mating?
Who needs a boyfriend when you have an otouto?
She's supposed to short girl cute. That's the best way to describe what she what she is, the kind that will look 14 at 21.
Except she has serious nocturnal bags under her eyes, her hair is probably sub pair, doesn't smell girly (like probably just a bar of soap, instead of fruity body wash and no perfume or nice smelling shampoo and conditioner), and poor social skills, and suffers from USI on the inside.
There were always those ugly fat girls who fucked all the nerds back in school, because they were the only ones who gave them any attention.
I would rather not think about my pure Tomoko like that.
Pic maybe related I dunno.
> my mind's so stuck on dicks.jpg
Her looks don't matter. She's a social retard, lazy, awkward, pathologically shy, delusional, selfish, and a cunt.
That's why we can relate to her.
she isn't ugly she just can't hold a normal conversation with anyone without using animu/manga/datingsims lingo
Imagine a guy literally went up to Tomoko and said "let us fuck." Imagine how she would react to that.
>I'm fat and ugly and I never had these problems
Of course you haven't, you have an axewound inbetween your legs, a thing men fought wars over in history. Everyone with half a brain knows that outside of the 2D realm, lonely girls don't exist. Hell, in animu, even attractive girls don't have bf's so the target audience can make them into pure waifus. Tomoko is made like that so the target audience (the lonely, social recluse neckbeards like me) can self-insert and relate to her, which I can and do.
She'd shut down. She'd do something utterly embarrassing and run away, spaghetti trailing her like so many broken dreams.
But that's her choice.
The point is, a guy in the same situation wouldn't get a girl to come up to her and say "let us fuck".
what would her onee-san do if he heard a guy say that to her
Nor would Tomoko.
I like how everything has to be about fucking with you guys, no mention of companionship, always just fucking.
thats how virgins are
He would wonder
>What the hell does the guy see in her
People who don't talk to other people don't have relationships.
Why is this so hard to understand
It's easy. If you've got a boyfriend, you're a normalfag. Normalfags can get boyfriends. Tomoko isn't one.
Now please fuck off to /soc/.
so you are a girl ?
That's how 95% of men are, no matter if virgin, or not.
HNNNNNGGG DOSE SOCKS, DOSE LEGS.
Also, don't care whalewoman.
>tfw you will never give Tomoko a makeover
girls in nearly all countries and cultures rely entirely on guys hitting on them to get a date, turn it into a relationship and then procreate.
if a girl never leaves her house or always turns guys down then it makes sense that she doesnt have a partner.
anyone who's lived in Japan any length of time knows that the huge number of single girls is staggering, not cuz they're not attractive enough to be hit on by guys, simply cuz they dont have the time outside of work to enjoy life.
She'd probably look like this in real life.
Remember when Tomoko tried to imagine herself with the fatass in his art class, but at the end she merely concluded it'd be disgusting?
That's the reason.
No, she's ugly, that girl is average.
eh, she just needs a bit of makeup.
shame about her teeth, though.
Why do Japs play video games like that?
basically she got picked on in school and is insecure etc etc
most JP girls look like that without make-up dude
Not really, if she was real, she'd get a boyfriend pretty fast.
I bet that girl has one too.
most japanese have munted/yellow/rotten teeth like that too. better get used to it!
ask any japanese person and they'll say "like what?"
Look at her room, she probably has a husbando and would never want a 3DPD man.
60% of Japanese between 18-35 are single. they're the most un-fucking sexually/romantically/socially uninterested people in the world
like most Japanese she probably still lives with her parents (and will do until marriage) so her mum probably forces her to keep it clean. I had a co-worker in her late 40's who's mum used to go off at her for not cleaning her room.
that's sad. i like to think he would protect her.
>60% of Japanese between 18-35 are single
I knew the situation in Japan was bad
But not that bad
She's based on one of the mangaka who is female, minus the bullying because "the memories are too painful" and also it would turn a comedy into a bad feeling drama.
I want them to make a horrible serious bullying chapter which turns out to be a dream to attack readers perception and make them uncomfortable. I think people should be reminded even without bullying she's still in a horrible situation.
Blame otaku, idolfags and fujoshi. They are too busy with their waifus and husbandos.
they have evolved beyond the need for sexual intercourse with 3DPD
it's bad. i've had to give away a few girls here in Japan cuz of their crazy schedules. you pretty much have to book them in at least 2-4 weeks in advance to have a shot at hanging out, and that's assuming that they want the D.
jesus fuck those are some ugly cunts. the TV crew went out of their fucking way to find ppl that ugly jesus shitdicking christ
That might be his second thought
If they look like that then there is no helping
the one at the bottom left is just wow. looks like a cartoon for real
these guys are freakishly ugly and fat by nip standards
I don't usually like incest pairings but I want doujins of Tomoki finally snapping and raping her.
They can't have that much of an effect.
i know how you feel (I've often wanted to post the same thing), but it's just 4chan. just accept that internet culture is always going to be exaggerated and overly dramatic and remember that 4chan != real world social behavior. (atleast I hope, I don't really have any experience in dating either....)
oh god, that guy in bottom left.
how long did they have to search for somebody who looks exactly like the over-exaggerated caricatures of the creepy, fat otaku steriotype shown in rape doujins?
Welp. Japan truly is doomed.
> I think people should be reminded even without bullying she's still in a horrible situation.
The fact that other people put up with a lot of Tomoko's bullshit and treat her well, and that she responds with hostility or hallucinatory bullshit is the beating heart of the comic. It's not consistent with bullying - her problems are her own fault, not the fault of other people being dicks.
She would probably mumble a rejection then accept after they say "What?" Tomoko is a desperate whore.
well lucky you
there's already one like that
I don't know about anyone else but I couldn't care less about companionship, I'm just bored of wanking everyday.
Maybe I should get a buttplug or something.
>The fact that other people put up with a lot of Tomoko's bullshit
Whats there to put up with? They hardly interact with her
Japan has a declining population. More people are growing old and dieing than are being born. Adult diapers are a sell more than baby diapers.
There is a really good documentary on VICE about how most Japanese youth are obsessed with buying romantic products and services like maid cafes, hosts/hostesses and paying for people to listen to them than pursuing any actual romance.
Hardly, it's more to do with the successful ones pressured to study and work non-stop hours. They don't have time for fun.
Thats a good point but the other guys point remains the same. Tomoko is her own worst enemy and shes held back more by insecurity and a lust for escapism rather than by any outright animosity from them people around her.
Thats what makes Watamote so good. Tomoko is only really sympathetic to a niche subsect of people who are also struggling with social anxiety and poor self-esteem brought on by vapid media consumption. Anyone else would just be like "Why can't she just say hi to someone? I don't get this".
Tomoko is her own worst enemy. If anything, it would be more approriate for her to be saved from herself by someone who grows to care about her. Thats why the scene where the school pres gives her the balloon is so touching, because you can see how someone showing affection for Tomoko is just so alien to her that you can't help but feel sorry for her.
So it's full of dull boys
I seen it and I know of the declining population
But I did not expect that 60% of the population would be singe
Is Tomoko popular enough for a second season now? ;_;
I'd actually like to see the comparison of urban and rural birth rates. Are people in the country experiencing the same decrease?
Well I guess that would be one of the symptoms of a declining population, right? No one getting together to have children.
But it's not her fault she's not popular.
>looking at this picture without the knowledge that this girl cares very little for hygiene and bathing
I wish I could.
Does she use that thing on her right for massages or uh... something else?
It's actually a bit of both. The longer you're cut off, the more isolated you feel, which in turn feeds negative emotions and turns you bitter. It becomes a twisted cycle as the more paranoid and angry you are, the less people are going to want to talk to you.
She wasn't always mean anon.
But that makes it better, anon.
Tomoko seems to be struggling with ADHD and needs to go on medication and counseling. Is just. that. simple.
i haven't bathed in about 4 days. wanna fug
>Tomoko seems to be struggling with ADHD
What made you reach that conclusion? Social anxiety yeah but ADHD?
> But I did not expect that 60% of the population would be singe
30% (or 40%, can't remember the exact number) are still virgins, despite being 30+ years old.
The problem is pretty huge, but it's a cultural thing. Stuff like INDIRECT KISSU and other dumb shit just shows how alien they are about actual relationships.
It certainly doesn't help that many young men are paid shitty wages in a culture where everyone expects that you support a family. Add to that 90% of all Japanese women only want good looking, rich men, no matter how fucking ugly and boring they are themselves. Bitches & whores exist everywhere, but it's way extremer in Japan.
Since they can't live up to each other's expectations, many people just stopped caring.
There is no worse fate than actually being on ADHD meds.
Shit sucks major dick.
Those people are numerically irrelevant.
A consequence of ADHD in young adults like her is social anxiety and difficulty interacting with people her age. She also daydreams a lot in such a way that negatively impacts her school work. Daydreaming isn't exactly unusual but paired with her extreme social difficulties it's not just "awkward spaghetti-chan". Trust me, I'm a teacher.
Where are you getting these numbers from?
>consequence of ADHD in young adults like her is social anxiety and difficulty interacting with people her age
Well you have to take what she does during her free time to.
>impacts her school work
Only Gym, she manages with above average grades.
awkward is different than unsociable. if you can't approach people, hold a conversation, if you give a general vibe by your attitude as well that won't make you approachable, you can very well be in total solitude regardless of the social context you'd be in (school, workplace).
I'm not bad looking, on the contrary, I don't have specifically repulsive features, but i'v spent about 3 years of school with not a single friend, let alone girlfriend, simply because I didn't approach and didn't let myself approachable either, if someone started a conversion i'd end it quick and leave. Although in my case it was voluntary, relationships don't just "happen". A lot of prerequisites are needed.
Old /a/ that also provided sources, but don't ask me for those.
I was a Tomoko back in the day and I didn't have a BF.
It took me years of work to become a semi normal human being. Couldn't manage to get a BF before 20.
Bitter social retards are not attractive to normal people and other bitter social retards won't approach you because of they are as crippled as you are.
Of course they are popular nice people that take pity of you and talk to you from time to time, but they wouldn't date you.
btw i'm a girl
I don't know, it feels weird as an adult compared to when I was a kid. Kinda like being a robot.
But it helps me alot in uni.
Without it I'm kinda struggling even just sitting in class. It's pure stress for me being exposed to so many people and noises, to the point, that I used to skip alot of classes without it.
She isn't hyper though. Maybe ADD, but that's still a stretch. People suffer social anxiety as a result of stuff like depression, and you aren't born with it. It doesn't even need to be the symptom of another mental issue, it's a mental illness in itself. SAD has spread and increased across the first world at a noticeable pace.
I like to think of social life as swimming. Many people can do it, some people are fantastic at it, but occasionally someone comes along who sinks to the bottom and starts to drown, and others who are so scared they refuse to get in the pool entirely. Sometimes people just need help, others sometimes just need a simple push.
There is no catch-all "cure" to it, every person has a different issue. Telling someone whose to shy to just go talk to people is the same as telling someone with depression to cheer it, it's fucking ignorant and makes you look like a cunt.
Oh fuck I didn't know it was actually on that site. It didn't come up under W.
You tell me...
I don't have any experience either but normals often come to me for advice and it's all about fucking.
>that scene when her dad finds her asleep in front of an erogame and with the massager in her hand
Well she did have her cloths on so chances are he did not think she was masturbating
Sometimes I wonder just how much her parents worry about her. I know they would send her to University prep school if her grades were bad enough but beyond that
Easily one of the best parts of the entire season.
>Well she did have her cloths on so chances are he did not think she was masturbating
You think girls can't vibe themselves through clothing?
It's more a matter of whether you want to make a mess of your pants or not.
Her mother almost treats her the same her brother, though she was disrespectful, I'd probably slap my kid if she spoke to me like that as well.
Sure they can, but why would they?
>, I'd probably slap my kid if she spoke to me like that as well.
It's a sign of good parenting
A pedo is born warmly~
>like virgins at /a/
fixed that for you
>Add to that 90% of all Japanese women only want good looking, rich men, no matter how fucking ugly and boring they are themselves.
Impossibly high standards aren't exactly restricted to one gender. I mean look at /a/. We could probably point out flaws in a 3D supermodel.
Combine high standards with social anxiety and a grating personality and you got tomoko.
Tomoko's supposed to be average in looks, the only problem is that she pays so little attention to her personal health and hygiene, so she end's up looking worse than she really does.
>We could probably point out flaws in a 3D supermodel.
Fucking sluts putting their body on display.
what are you, some kind of fag?
This one hit close to home
You were angry as hell that one time you thought someone took your stuff when you looked at the wrong place?
Not him, but I get angry just by seing cute girls on the street. It's like they are flaunting my lonelyness right into my face.
Several times. Paranoia is a keystone of SAD.
I know this. You can't go anywhere touristy or fun because going there alone means being surrounded by happy couples.
> happy couples
Oh god, they are everywhere.
Their happiness is sometimes rubbing off on me
when you lost something normally you think the possibility of someone else stealing it, then when you find it you feel pretty silly. Sometimes bad for thinking ther people could have been bad and stole it.
Nothing in this thread is correct.
Just think /a/,
During your high school years you probably met/saw lots of tomoko's, yet you disregarding them because they were probably ugly
>I'm fat and ugly and I never had these problems
I hate you.
>implying they weren't all slutty little nymphs that disgusted me to no end
>go out with friends
>all of them have gf/bf
then get all lovely dude at many times and that makes me Feel incredibly jelously and sad and feel bad at the end for thinking bad about my own firends
>yet you disregarding them
Being to anxious and social retarded to speak to them isn't the same as disregarding.
"I like how everything has to be about eating with you homeless, starving people, no mention of investments and holidays abroad, always just eating."
Because she is mentally fucked up, You can't say there is many like her at that age thinking about stuff like she does.
I think its cute though.
man dont remind me, the one "tomoko" i knew eneded up being lesbian.
Same thing with my flatmates. I like them and they are my only sources of social contact, but since both of them got girlfriends, and have them over often, I can't even leave my room and take a shit without feeling uncomfortable.
No dude, I actually tried with them but they pushed me away, maybe inadvertently. Probably not unlike Tomoko.
But now it's all 2D master race anyway so fuck 'em.
I did not
>girls laugh in public
>immediately think they're laughing at you
I know this isn't healthy, but I can't stop myself
She doesn't know how to talk to people and has zero confidence, also is slightly unstable. Even a physically attractive person will have trouble finding a relationship with those qualities.
Looks are important, but social skills and confidence are equally as important (if not more).
>Even a physically attractive person will have trouble finding a relationship with those qualities.
Unless she's a woman.
I've actually seen some fat and ugly girls get guys all the time. Well... ugly in my eyes anyway.
>Friends from high school all get gfs just in the last year.
>We're all about equally socially awkward (pretty much how we became friends).
>They all have just gotten lucky from odd circumstances.
>Still no gf, feel like I'm doing something wrong.
Sage for blogpost.
But that's not true. Everyone is generally attracted to somebody but if you're crazy and don't go out of your house of course you're not going to find someone.
her legs are fucking tiny
>Looks are important, but social skills and confidence are equally as important (if not more).
Looks are important if you are female, because thats what men tend to look at. Social skills and confidence are important for men and basic requirements for getting a gf, but don't matter much for a girl.
I just want to say this many girls that are ugly have incredible high standars
like fuck they expect to be fucked by a supermodel
That's /pol/ you are talking about there.
Every day, going by university by train.
I'm not even fat and ugly enough to warrant that feeling.
> crowded train
> almost every seat taken
> except the one next to you
> people rather stand than sit there
>mfw /fit/ but only can attract bitches and girls with boyfriends
>mfw good girls don't take me seriously
Fuck I just want to be love
>Listening to Japanese music
>Keep wondering if the guy sit next to me can hear it
I can't help but lower the volume when certain songs come up.
We have anxiety disorder. See a psychiatrist. I only had a sample pill, but it erased all of these thoughts and feelings miraculously when I used it.
Pity shit cost $200.
I'd argue that looks can someone interested at first, but would have trouble keeping someone interested after the undesirable social traits come into play.
Music can't be that loud can it?
Dude, fuck that. I always blast shit in my car or when I'm in public. Fuck the haters.
I can't wait for spring when I can drive to work listening to shit like Sketch Switch with the windows down and the volume cranked.
>thinly veiled blogshit thread
Go back to tumblr landwhale.
Come on /r9k/, looks are important if you just wanted to go and fuck someone for a night, but no sane person would want to actually have a relationship with someone attractive if they can't stand to be around them.
Granted I've never had a relationship myself, but I assume that's how it would work. And fuck you guys, this isn't anime or manga.
>but no sane person would want to actually have a relationship with someone attractive if they can't stand to be around them.
Lots of men are desperate enough to accept basically any flaw just to have a lasting relationships, even more so if the looks aren't bad. myself included
>Lots of men are desperate enough to accept basically any flaw just to have a lasting relationships
Oh man I can tell you that being in a relationship just because you are lonely
can make you pretty much miserable
> implying I'm not already miserable
> implying it can get much worse
You are confusing cause for effect. It's because they don't have sex that some happen to turn to those ways. But this is just my oppinion, it can be both for all i know.
But she has big ugly sweaty feet, you wouldn't want to be around someone with those would you
Anon I know you don't know me and you may not belive what
I'm going to say but a bitch can make your life worse than
it already is
It is just personal experience
You mammals disgust me. Shooting your DNA everywhere to reproduce.
What are some of you watching/reading?
In the very first episode she is described as "normal". But later on in the series when she temporarily cleans herself up she is actually cute.
So at worst she is pretty much normalish looking and at best she is cute.
but really, look at her. how can you say this thing is ugly?
>implying you wouldn't sniff her smelly feet
>man dont remind me, the one "tomoko" i knew eneded up being lesbian.
Really? Mine merely 'pretended' to turn lesbian to try to get out of an abortive relationship with a guy me because she was too insecure to say anything straightforward.
It didn't work because I was too spergy to notice the signals she was pretended to send.
>>mfw good girls don't take me seriously
Perhaps your "good girl" isn't to be found, but made? Find a whore and make an honest woman out of her, anon.
So this is a feel threat right?
>mfw I was crying like a bitch seconds ago
Remember this /a/?
Except that's not Tomoko. What with those perfectly proportioned hips and legs?
This is the same site that thought godrobes in KlK were summoned by slitting wrists.
>Not liking sweaty feet
Wow, that's pretty easy to understand. You must be waiting all this time to post this somewhere.
What did make you so sad?
>tfw crying yourself to sleep every other week
Oh God that's hilarious
Anything goes in them
She's not ugly, but by Japanese society standards she should have suicided already.
Holy hell this. Same thing happened to me. She was the most Tomoko-ish girl ever. She always doodled poorly drawn anime and sat at the back quietly.
I asked her out one time and she rejected me. A few years after high school she adds me on Facebook and thanks me for giving her the confidence to come out of her shell and meet her wife.
God fucking damn't.
>Trying to change perfection
Now, will you commence dumping?
You made a difference in someones life and helped her find happiness. YOu should be proud of yourself.
Until the good parts start
The fuck? Are you serious bro?
Which was that page.
IF you want the rest http://g.e-hentai.org/g/627789/371428635b/
and sense thats unfinished here is everything but untranslated
Wait, they aren't? I know Satsuki has the little things on her arms with needles in them that draw her blood, but I thought Ryuko cut her wrist with that glove?
Well yes and no
They need blood, where that blood comes from doesn't mater
Then what does the thing on her glove do? She pulls that every time Senketsu transforms.
that's nice but it prob doesn't improve his own situation.
I'm the only one who dropped Watamote because I coudn't handle
all the suffering from Tomoko?
Cuts her wrist
The non lethal part of it
I want to see Tomoko get kissed.
I just kind of pause it and sigh, and then watch it again. And then she does something awkward and I pause again, either to catch my breath from laughing or to facepalm and calm myself from the cringing.
The anime is worse for that I find, the manga doesn't make you feel as bad. I mean I read the part where she gave herself hickies with the vacuum cleaner and didn't react in the same way I did in the anime.
>No, no, no sweetie, no stop, no that looks fucking ridiculous. Oh god you're humiliating yourself in front of your cousin.
Is /a/ really so bad now that we have daily 6 hourlong blog threads and the janitors don't care?
I had the same impression.
If I can offer any advice, its don't turn it down. I've always followed /a/'s philosophy of 'hide your powerlevel' and pretend you're something you're not.
It didn't help me, I found that with that attitude I was always too normal for the nerds and to weird for the normies. By trying to seem as 'normal' as possible, I ended just alienating myself from people even more.
In the end that kind of thinking will end up hurting you more than anything. Its true that people are attracted to confidence and part of it is being comfortable and secure with who you are.
If you like J-Pop or J-Rock, then enjoy those things. Don't act ashamed of who you are. Gradually you'll become less burdened by the idea of having to live up to other peoples standards. You'll soon find that you can express yourself more easily and share your enthusiasm for the things you treasure in your life with others.
I had a friend in high school who was extremely popular with girls despite being by most of 4Chan's standards a 'meme spouting faggot' simply because he never censored himself or catered to others. He was happy with who he was and spent more time pursuing the things that made him happy than the things he felt should enjoy in order to be classified as 'normal'.
Polite sage for blogging.
I don't think I've ever cringed so hard and laughed so hard at the same time at a show before. It's a strange combination that adds a weirdly charming personality to Tomoko and keeps me wanting to know what else she will get herself into.
>dat kitteh cat
>dat fish mascot on the box
Fuck off man. This place was my last hope and you people are destroying it. I just wanted one place on the internet that I could hide but you people rape and kill everywhere you go. Everything has to be about you
Soon enough there will be feel threads covering the catalog and I'll have nothing because you fuckers couldn't help but destroy everything like you always do
Is that gif from a legit YY episode?
Fuck i thought it was just a moeblob.
Of course I feel good about it to a degree. Its nice to know that I had a positive effect on someone else's life.
But at the same time it would be nice to find my own happiness and have my attempts at reaching out to people rewarded.
I know its kind of selfish that my takeaway from the situation is more about how lonely I AM but I can't help it. It just sucks to be alone.
Yep. Its still kind of a sore spot for me but at least were friends now and we the three of us talk about anime and whatnot.
They keep telling me I'm a great guy and that soon one day I'll find a great girl but I'm beginning to lose hope.
Were both 22 now. She blossomed into a wonderful young woman with a partner that makes her happy. I can barely get through the days sometimes.
I think this might have been a dream, though.