You wake up in the morning and discover your little sister curled asleep on your face. What do you do in this situation?
I dont have a little sister.
Punch the crazy crap outta her.
Wonder when the fuck I got a little sister.
But, I don't have a sister.
Wonder where she's been for my entire life.
Also hope to god her cunt is clean
Sigh with happiness and fall back asleep. I'll take today off.
You do now!
There is encrusted blood mixed with stale urine.
head-butt the wall
Wonder if I'm really huge or she's really tiny because her whole body is about the size of my face.
Can't breathe so I move her down by my chest and caress her head while she is still sleeping.
I have a younger sister, she is really becoming a good looking girl too. I would tell her to get off my face, and ask her how she got into my home.
lol, these replies remind me of when I was taking family planning in high school:
Q: You've just discovered that you are pregnant, what do you do?
A: Hunt down the mad scientist who mpregged my ass.
For one, my 'little sister' is only 3 years younger than me and a bitch.
I would just push her off and tell her to fuck off.
just face reality anon- no pair of siblings would like eachother. It is much more likely to have this be father-daughter, but this requires anon to make believe he has managed to procreate...
Rape the maids.
My sister and I are a year apart and I like her a lot. We got along well for most of our lives.
Living the dream, anon. Living the dream.
if you like her so much, why don't you just marry her.
I get along well with mine too, but I would not fuck her, she's my sister! Would you fuck yours?
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if i had one, and she was hot, i would already have done so
Is your mum hot? Have you fucked her?
Would you cuddle with her on the couch under a warm blanket on a cold winter evening?
Barring the westermarck effect, no one in this thread with an ACTUAL sister would fuck them.
I say this as a man with a cute younger sister.
I'd call her Choko.
It's not headcrabs.
Bite either her fingers or legs
Well if she looked like that, I would hug her and wait till she woke up because there would be no way I could get to sleep. Then I would try to taste her DFC. If it was my sister? I would punch her face and then go contemplate killing myself because she's pig disgusting (literally).
House & Gordon are coterminous
If it was my goddaughter I'd throw her off me. If it was my younger step sister, I'd let her stay and fap
The Westermarck affect tends not to work for siblings who weren't children at the same time or for siblings who, for some reason, never met until adolescence or later.
Example 1: You're a male of age 12 or so when your sister is born. By the time you're 22, you have to strangle the internal Pedo-bear to death every time you see her, but she only sees you as an older brother.
Example 2: Your and your sister are only a couple years apart, but your parents divorced when you were very small children and one took each of you. You remember your sister as an infant. When you meet again as adolescents, you're both fairly likely to be attracted to each other.
Thank you, professor wiki.