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See kids, wearing your headphones all the time rots your brain and turns you into a drooling retard
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>>100098049
These headphones look like screws.
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But they're so comfortable.
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is this the worst show of the season?
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>>100098177
of the year
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>>100098177
This isn't Mahou Sensou.
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But doesn't it also give you amazing legs? Totally worth it.
We don't know if it gives you the healthiest friend ever, but if that's the case then I can't see what's the problem.
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I'd take care of a cute healthy retard.

I'd barely ever feel her up at all.

Excluding bath time, of course
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>>100098203
See >>100098210
Show this year should consider themselves lucky because no matter how bad they are they couldn't even come close to how horrible Mahou Sensou is.
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Why is Sonico such a huge Mary Sue?
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>>100098457
Because you're supposed to want to buy the Headphones.

No one wants to buy imperfect headphones, so Sonico has to be perfect.

Why they made her a retard, I don't know.

I guess mental deficiency is cute in Glorious Nihon
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>>100098585
Yeah, that's why they love K-on
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>>100098585

You do know you can't actually buy the headphones, right?
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>>100098177
Hardly. It's pretty damn good if you're into god-tier bodies and moe SoLs.
It also helps if you already liked Sonico before the anime.
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>>100098049
Nope. She is the top of her class. She's just ditsy and cute.
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>>100098972
She's an autistic savant.
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>>100098970
>god tier body
>headphones screwed into her skull
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>>100098049
Turning her into an anime really woke me up as to the fact that anime is fictional and not real. I used to be able to get so absorbed and feel for the characters, but now I see how money milking it can be, and I'm starting to become bitter towards the industry.
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stop bullying Sonico
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>>100099010
>her head is a part of her body
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>>100098585
Wait you can buy those headphones?
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>>100098049
I wish kids these days would actually wear headphones instead of boosting their music out of their shitty mobile phones
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>>100098210
>>100098314
>>100098177
What about Coppelion?
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>>100098049
I watched the first episode, and find it beyond absurd that she wears them all the time. She fucking sleeps in those and goes to lectures. Are they part of her head, or some medical instruments to keep her brain at one place? Jesus christ, I want to slap her.
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>>100099153
The headphones ARE Sonico. The fleshbag is just a convenient host.
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>>100099044
Then you're in the right place
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Do you guys actually fap to this show? I couldn't because it was too pandering.
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>>100099173
That sounds interesting.

She could be an interdimensional being composed of energy, that's kept in our dimension by fields generated by those headphone-like devices for fun and torture, stripping it of most of it's omnipowered intelligence and emulating human form as a prison. The being suffers inside, as it's human form deals with daily life as a chubby bimbo.
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>>100099153
Her ears were melted in a horrible fire anon...
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>>100099278
there weren't any fappable scenes
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>>100099130
I guess not.

I assumed she was a hedphone mascot, but I was wrong.

I guess it's true what they say about assumptions is correct
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>>100098049
She's gonna get an ear infection if she keeps wearing her headphones all the time.
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>>100099605
Sonico doesn't have ears.

She has earphones.
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>>100099527
Until I looked her up I assumed she was from a Pachinko game.
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>>100099278
She's too fat.
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What does she look like in anime
does she have her superior yellow friend with her
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>>100100147
I know those words but this sentence makes no sense
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>>100100211
Morbid Obesity
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Does she even listen to music with that thing on?
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>>100100211
I want to father her half retarded quarter cyborg babies
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>>100099605
Is that even possible? After getting this new pair I almost never take them off
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>>100100211
Absolutely disgusting.
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>>100098081
I'd screw her.
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Couldn't she have taken those headphones off before she goes to sleep? Who on Earth sleeps with headphones on, especially ones that size.
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>>100100517
TOO MUCH WOMAN FOR YOU
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>>100100211
Those are some nonsensical hips.
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>>100100517
2woman4u?
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>>100100211
>>100100572
Dem Child bearing hips
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>>100100211
those hips are made for breeding
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>>100100572
I'd wear those headphones on my dick if you catch me
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>>100099086
Don't worry anon. /a/ is always tsundere towards new stuff yet they choose to hand in threads to mess around. None of you niggas can tell me you disliked those jiggly titties. By the way, why is no one discussing Sonico's weird demon supers saiyan manager?
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>>100100572
She looks like some "african mama" and her ass covers 3/4 of the screen. Even in 3D world, this would only pass at some obesse countries where beauty standards went to shit. I'm disgusted by this much obesity in my 2D, it should be a world full of cute things and delicious figures and she ruins it.
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>>100100695
>hand
head. Damn I'm not with it.
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>>100100550
She was born with them dude.
I don't think they're coming off anytime.
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>>100100697
I highly disagree with you.
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>>100100695
You ever dealt with managers of models before? Those guys can be a creepy at best
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>>100100695
> jiggly titties
Disgusting flobs of fat. I hate it.
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>>100100756
Maybe she has some sensitive hearing disease and they protect her ears.
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>>100100756
No, this can't be... it's too retarded... impossible...
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>>100100756
So they in a sense, grew bigger with her?
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>>100100756
Momaco must have had a hell of a time delivering her.
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>>100100811
No, but he's in my opinion already best.

>>100100816
Well anon I have to say that you and I aren't on the same line.
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>>100100816
2D is the only place chubby girls are God Tier.
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>>100100944
2D is the only place a lot of things are God Tier
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What about her tomodatchi anons?
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>>100099317
>Typical Nitro+ plot
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>>100100871
We've only seen Grandma so far. Mom is probably dead.
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>>100100695
>None of you niggas can tell me you disliked those jiggly titties.
I can, they are disgusting. Dat ass though
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Am I the only one who thinks those headphones look retarded?
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>>100100980
Like life

>>100100985
Well, at least it isn't a mystery as to why
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>>100101025
I'll agree with you, though I'm just curious if there are any companies that are making headphones that look like that
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>>100101025
No anon, you are a special snowflake.
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Would you take responsibility if you put a little earbud baby inside Sonico?
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I'd watch this if it was one of those cute but short five minute episode deals, but really, they can't expect anyone to sit through roughly 4.2 hours (not including OP/ED) of that shit.
How did this get funded? How? Why? Who?
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>>100100982
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>>100101206
Tits. Ass. Moe. Some people dig all of that shit.
Fansrvice at all.
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>>100101251
Healthy or fat?
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>>100101206
How did the highly popular Nitro+ mascot with her own line of music, merchandise, games and shit get an anime?
Hmm, I fucking wonder.
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I can name 3 shows this season that are worse than the Nitroplus whore anime of the year, can you?
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>>100101301
Sonico is all health, but the other one is a chubster.

But neither have gross bellies, so they're both great
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>>100101301
left is fat right is healthy
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>>100101301
no pot belly = healthy
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>>100101201
She'd be a shitty mother. I would take the baby and raise it on my own.
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>>100101206
this

still though I can see myself leaving it in the background as I browse /a/ or do something else once per week
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>>100101365
>no obese gut
>left is fat
what? might want to think again
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>>100101359
Easily.
There's so much chuuni shit this season, it's sickening. And I'm not even thinking about the one with chuuni in the title.
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>>100101393
>Not taking care of your retard wife as well as your baby

She needs you just as much and will for a lot longer
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>>100101251
Will the other one be in the anime too?
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Manager reminds me of the hotel owner from voynich.
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>>100101491
Probably not.
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>>100100816
>being this gay

>>>/y/ and >>>/hm/ is that way---->
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>>100101540
I'm at disappoint.
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>>100101479
>retard baby
That's why I gotta keep the kid away from her.
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>>100101614
Funnily enough, /co/ is gayer than both those boards put together
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>All this drooling over disgusting pork-women and sagging bags of skin.
I'm disappointed.
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>>100101029
>Like Life

My nigga;_;
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>>100099141
>this year
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>>100101689
>Not enjoying the gifts of womanly heaven and curves.

You shame me, anon.
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Will anything happen next episode?
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>>100101785
Sonico will get laid
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>>100101812
What a whore.
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>>100100982
The one on the right is one of the main heroine of Axanael and get fucked.
She also is a tanuki, the one in the middle has a lot of screentime in Axanael too
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>>100101767
>Gifts
Please. Curves are the signs of decay; the slow twisted transformation of the female form into a horrific wrinkled bag of fat.
Flat is eternity. Flat is divine.
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>>100101919
>He can't appreciate both curves and flat
And that's why you will forever be a pleb, anon.
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>>100101258
I don't get it. That's literally all this show has to offer. Can't people just fap to doujins that do a better job of it?
>literally
Yes, literally.
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>>100101689

>Liking curvy women makes you a normalfag

Cancer
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>>100101919
I like Health and twigs and nothing inbetween
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>>100102001
>>100101919
My niggas.
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>>100101986
Doujins don't sell official merchandise retard.
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>>100101955
Why would I appreciate curves as well?
Does a true food connoisseur appreciate hot dogs from a road-side vendor as well as luxury cuisine? I think not.

>>100102001
Nice denial. You don't have to lie to make yourself feel better. Just accept it.
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Sonico is a deep deconstruction of the lewd body idol industry.
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>>100102042
I'm talking about the people who watch the show, you silly muffin.
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>>100102090
>Sonico is deeper than EVA

It actually wouldn't be so hard seeing as EVA's not really that deep at all
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>>100102090
It makes me laugh how insulting shows like this are to the disgusting and dark pit that is the idol industry.
If I was an unsuccessful or semi-successful idol watching this show, I would probably want to kill myself.
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>>100102105
You got given the answer to that part. >>100101258
Why are you still questioning it?
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>>100102169
Well Yamakan is gonna deliver on a realistic idol anime, a deconstruction of the idol anime genre!!
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>>100102260
Yamakan can eat shit. Fucking hypocrite scumbag.
I don't care that you're joking, I need to say it every time he's brought up.
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>>100102067
He would if he was a true food connoisseur. Do you even sommelier?
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>>100098049
Sonico actually does well in school though.
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>>100101919
Flat cant bear beautiful children, though.
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Would you rather rub your dick against her inner thighs, between her buttcheeks or her udders?
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>>100102794
breasts
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>>100102724
>Wanting children
You're delusional. I'm sorry, any opinion you have is meaningless.



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