See kids, wearing your headphones all the time rots your brain and turns you into a drooling retard
These headphones look like screws.
But they're so comfortable.
is this the worst show of the season?
of the year
This isn't Mahou Sensou.
But doesn't it also give you amazing legs? Totally worth it.
We don't know if it gives you the healthiest friend ever, but if that's the case then I can't see what's the problem.
I'd take care of a cute healthy retard.
I'd barely ever feel her up at all.
Excluding bath time, of course
Show this year should consider themselves lucky because no matter how bad they are they couldn't even come close to how horrible Mahou Sensou is.
Why is Sonico such a huge Mary Sue?
Because you're supposed to want to buy the Headphones.
No one wants to buy imperfect headphones, so Sonico has to be perfect.
Why they made her a retard, I don't know.
I guess mental deficiency is cute in Glorious Nihon
Yeah, that's why they love K-on
You do know you can't actually buy the headphones, right?
Hardly. It's pretty damn good if you're into god-tier bodies and moe SoLs.
It also helps if you already liked Sonico before the anime.
Nope. She is the top of her class. She's just ditsy and cute.
She's an autistic savant.
>god tier body
>headphones screwed into her skull
Turning her into an anime really woke me up as to the fact that anime is fictional and not real. I used to be able to get so absorbed and feel for the characters, but now I see how money milking it can be, and I'm starting to become bitter towards the industry.
stop bullying Sonico
>her head is a part of her body
Wait you can buy those headphones?
I wish kids these days would actually wear headphones instead of boosting their music out of their shitty mobile phones
What about Coppelion?
I watched the first episode, and find it beyond absurd that she wears them all the time. She fucking sleeps in those and goes to lectures. Are they part of her head, or some medical instruments to keep her brain at one place? Jesus christ, I want to slap her.
The headphones ARE Sonico. The fleshbag is just a convenient host.
Then you're in the right place
Do you guys actually fap to this show? I couldn't because it was too pandering.
That sounds interesting.
She could be an interdimensional being composed of energy, that's kept in our dimension by fields generated by those headphone-like devices for fun and torture, stripping it of most of it's omnipowered intelligence and emulating human form as a prison. The being suffers inside, as it's human form deals with daily life as a chubby bimbo.
Her ears were melted in a horrible fire anon...
there weren't any fappable scenes
I guess not.
I assumed she was a hedphone mascot, but I was wrong.
I guess it's true what they say about assumptions is correct
She's gonna get an ear infection if she keeps wearing her headphones all the time.
Sonico doesn't have ears.
She has earphones.
Until I looked her up I assumed she was from a Pachinko game.
She's too fat.
What does she look like in anime
does she have her superior yellow friend with her
I know those words but this sentence makes no sense
Does she even listen to music with that thing on?
I want to father her half retarded quarter cyborg babies
Is that even possible? After getting this new pair I almost never take them off
I'd screw her.
Couldn't she have taken those headphones off before she goes to sleep? Who on Earth sleeps with headphones on, especially ones that size.
TOO MUCH WOMAN FOR YOU
Those are some nonsensical hips.
Dem Child bearing hips
those hips are made for breeding
I'd wear those headphones on my dick if you catch me
Don't worry anon. /a/ is always tsundere towards new stuff yet they choose to hand in threads to mess around. None of you niggas can tell me you disliked those jiggly titties. By the way, why is no one discussing Sonico's weird demon supers saiyan manager?
She looks like some "african mama" and her ass covers 3/4 of the screen. Even in 3D world, this would only pass at some obesse countries where beauty standards went to shit. I'm disgusted by this much obesity in my 2D, it should be a world full of cute things and delicious figures and she ruins it.
head. Damn I'm not with it.
She was born with them dude.
I don't think they're coming off anytime.
I highly disagree with you.
You ever dealt with managers of models before? Those guys can be a creepy at best
> jiggly titties
Disgusting flobs of fat. I hate it.
Maybe she has some sensitive hearing disease and they protect her ears.
No, this can't be... it's too retarded... impossible...
So they in a sense, grew bigger with her?
Momaco must have had a hell of a time delivering her.
No, but he's in my opinion already best.
Well anon I have to say that you and I aren't on the same line.
2D is the only place chubby girls are God Tier.
2D is the only place a lot of things are God Tier
What about her tomodatchi anons?
>Typical Nitro+ plot
We've only seen Grandma so far. Mom is probably dead.
>None of you niggas can tell me you disliked those jiggly titties.
I can, they are disgusting. Dat ass though
Am I the only one who thinks those headphones look retarded?
Well, at least it isn't a mystery as to why
I'll agree with you, though I'm just curious if there are any companies that are making headphones that look like that
No anon, you are a special snowflake.
Would you take responsibility if you put a little earbud baby inside Sonico?
I'd watch this if it was one of those cute but short five minute episode deals, but really, they can't expect anyone to sit through roughly 4.2 hours (not including OP/ED) of that shit.
How did this get funded? How? Why? Who?
Tits. Ass. Moe. Some people dig all of that shit.
Fansrvice at all.
Healthy or fat?
How did the highly popular Nitro+ mascot with her own line of music, merchandise, games and shit get an anime?
Hmm, I fucking wonder.
I can name 3 shows this season that are worse than the Nitroplus whore anime of the year, can you?
Sonico is all health, but the other one is a chubster.
But neither have gross bellies, so they're both great
left is fat right is healthy
no pot belly = healthy
She'd be a shitty mother. I would take the baby and raise it on my own.
still though I can see myself leaving it in the background as I browse /a/ or do something else once per week
>no obese gut
>left is fat
what? might want to think again
There's so much chuuni shit this season, it's sickening. And I'm not even thinking about the one with chuuni in the title.
>Not taking care of your retard wife as well as your baby
She needs you just as much and will for a lot longer
Will the other one be in the anime too?
Manager reminds me of the hotel owner from voynich.
>being this gay
>>>/y/ and >>>/hm/ is that way---->
I'm at disappoint.
That's why I gotta keep the kid away from her.
Funnily enough, /co/ is gayer than both those boards put together
>All this drooling over disgusting pork-women and sagging bags of skin.
>Not enjoying the gifts of womanly heaven and curves.
You shame me, anon.
Will anything happen next episode?
Sonico will get laid
What a whore.
The one on the right is one of the main heroine of Axanael and get fucked.
She also is a tanuki, the one in the middle has a lot of screentime in Axanael too
Please. Curves are the signs of decay; the slow twisted transformation of the female form into a horrific wrinkled bag of fat.
Flat is eternity. Flat is divine.
>He can't appreciate both curves and flat
And that's why you will forever be a pleb, anon.
I don't get it. That's literally all this show has to offer. Can't people just fap to doujins that do a better job of it?
>Liking curvy women makes you a normalfag
I like Health and twigs and nothing inbetween
Doujins don't sell official merchandise retard.
Why would I appreciate curves as well?
Does a true food connoisseur appreciate hot dogs from a road-side vendor as well as luxury cuisine? I think not.
Nice denial. You don't have to lie to make yourself feel better. Just accept it.
Sonico is a deep deconstruction of the lewd body idol industry.
I'm talking about the people who watch the show, you silly muffin.
>Sonico is deeper than EVA
It actually wouldn't be so hard seeing as EVA's not really that deep at all
It makes me laugh how insulting shows like this are to the disgusting and dark pit that is the idol industry.
If I was an unsuccessful or semi-successful idol watching this show, I would probably want to kill myself.
You got given the answer to that part. >>100101258
Why are you still questioning it?
Well Yamakan is gonna deliver on a realistic idol anime, a deconstruction of the idol anime genre!!
Yamakan can eat shit. Fucking hypocrite scumbag.
I don't care that you're joking, I need to say it every time he's brought up.
He would if he was a true food connoisseur. Do you even sommelier?
Sonico actually does well in school though.
Flat cant bear beautiful children, though.
Would you rather rub your dick against her inner thighs, between her buttcheeks or her udders?
You're delusional. I'm sorry, any opinion you have is meaningless.