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From /x/, with love.

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEmbnKvFy9I
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quack
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>>100091360
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_7bGZ4OIoA
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>>100091360
/x/, remember to take your medication ok
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>Kaworu still the same
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arigatou /x/-tan
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>>100091360
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUamHEvVQy0
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Thanks? I guess.
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>>100091360
W-Why are you posting this?
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>>100091360
Get on the damm duck Shinji!
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>>100091360

I chuckled, keeping being you /x/, go find the alieums and take your meds every day.
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You're alright /x/.
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what the fuck...
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I just remember this shit, you fuckers can be demented.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB871SVYMhI
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Thanks /x/, love you.
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THE GOOSE IS LOOSE
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>>100091360
Thank you /x/
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ehhhhhhhhhhh
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I'm laughing so ducking hard right now.
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>>100092509
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>>100092229
You wanted to say 'what the duck?'.
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Thanks /x/
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Thanks /x/
I've never been on your board but I'll come visit one of these days
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WHY
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSnRq6iyHKg

fun fact: ducks can reproduce only with rape. male ducks have a giant penis longer than their entire body in the shape of a tentacle and female ducks, in order to not getting raped have developed fake vaginas.
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>>100093186

They've developed pouches where they can store the sperm of duck rapists they don't like and only allow the sperm of their preferred mate reach their eggs through their true womb.

It's 99 percent effective and even though they get raped every time, they still have the children of their choice.

Get your duck shit straight, son.
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>>100093596
so how do they choose the right rapist? does this work with human females too?
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/x/ pls
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>>100091360
Yo OP, what's the ratio of:

Insane people: Sceptics: Trolls: New Age Faggots

On your board?
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>>100094060

A female duck vagina is akin to a massively long labyrinth with many dead ends, twists and turns, and pockets for her to store rapist sperm she doesn't want.

That's why duck penises are so long(17 inches), to penetrate into that fucking mess.

Presumably if they female duck finds a man she likes, she will guide him to her true womb or she will store his sperm in pocket and move to her womb later.

Welcome to nature, son. Human females don't have this function and they don't care because we've developed a system that benefits them in rape situations: Court.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tHpLZTAY-s
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You know, I kept rolling my eyes and planning to shut it off, but then I kept giggling and watching it.
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>>100094336
that sounds sexy as fuck. why wasnt there a duck-girl in MGQ?
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>>100091360
Thanks.
I guess.
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I miss you lovable idiots, /x/.
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>>100094195
20:30:30:20 or something along those lines when I was there.
These blanket terms don't mean much, though. There was too much variety.



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