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>I have to get stronger.
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>staying weak
It's like you don't even want to save the world.
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> I cannot accept this!
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Why is the guy with lots of potential always dumb?
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>We'll have to use "that".
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You are not worthy of wearing a Goku Uniform. Take it off!
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>I will never forgive you!
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>>100089325
so that he has the potential to be smart

duh
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>I have to protect her

Shit, can't they be more creative with the subs?
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>I'm an ordinary high school student
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>I will protect her!
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>My parents work overseas
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>>100090149
>>100090167
hivemind
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>>100090152
Fucking dropped.
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>you're gonna catch a cold!
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>She's the idol of the school, aced her grades and good at sport.
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>>100090285
I think Japan has an average of 300 deaths from the common cold a year, compared to North America and Europe with 1 death each.
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>My power, comes from my friends!
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>ideals
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>>100090291
And she's in love with YOU.

Because 10 years ago you gave her a handkerchief that she still carries daily.
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>My uncle owns a house resort at the beach
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>>100090330


wh...why?
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>>100089325
Because then he'd be unlocking his potential already and already be strong. Show over.

It's the same reason really dense people are needed in romances - so the show doesn't just end in one episode.
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>My imouto wakes me up like this every day
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>It can't be helped.
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>>100090402
Every fucking time
Are wealthy relatives with vacation houses by the beach really so common
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>I was holding back
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>he's fast
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>I've recently started living alone with a girl while both of our parents are over seas
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>Now comes my true form!
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>>100090418
Aged population.
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>>100090461

>Are wealthy relatives with vacation houses by the beach really so common

Yes actually. If you own it then everyone in your family has a relative with a house by the beach.
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>gotta find out who kill my da
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>>100090500
>you are slow
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>zettai yurusanai
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>Lets go to the karaoke
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>>100090555
>555


fffffffffffffff
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>I'm behind you!
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>>100090568
>my eye's can't keep up
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>he can't have possibly survived that!
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>oh I almost forgot we have a new transfer student
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>I was fighting with shackles on
>nandato? he was this strong with just a fraction of his power?!
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>>100090418
Because particularly grisly suicides and people killed by cops are both reported as death by the common cold.
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>>100090553
Does one of your relatives have a beach house because mine sure don't
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>I've been saving "this" for when the time has come for a long time!
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>Today we have a new transfer student!
>Eeeeeeeh? This late in the year?
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>>100089048
They'll call you freedom, anon, jsut like a waving falg.
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>>100090679

Si senor
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>>100090718
This isn't africa.
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>From that moment on, my life would change forever...
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>X gives me strength!
>X, datto?
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>>100090500
>HAYAI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zQTEi2KwYA
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>>100090711
>it's the girl you bumped into this morning when you were late for school.
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>Why can't I just live a peaceful x school life
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>>100090748
>But little did we know, this chance meeting would change our lives forever
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>that attack will reduce your life span
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>>100090740
Well fuck, I guess I need to get a beach house so I can yell UMI DA
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>The X Festival is coming soon!
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>Let's try that new cafe near the station.
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>Show me your perfect power
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>>100090868
>maid cafe or haunted house
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>I can't let you kill him, only I can kill him!
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>EH? EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH? -Zoom out-
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>>100090892
>Haunted cafe
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>>100090905
>If I kill him, I'd be no better than he is!
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>Kono hentai!
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>>100090943
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>We have a school festival in one week from now!
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>D-D-D-DEITO?
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>>100090606
But Karaoke is popular.
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>Winning with friendship means winning at life!
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>>100090943
>but all those grunts we killed before don't count
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>Why won't you die!?
>I have to win my friends are counting on me!
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>>100090943
>I won't let you hurt any more innocent people!
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>I'll spare your life this time.
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>>100090798
this is the worst, for some reason the MC thinks the most unfortunate thing to happen to him is for him to gain godly superpowers and be the chosen one. how fucking awful
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>Till we meet again!
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>You're not living your life correctly, so imma break that fucked up illusion of yours!
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>UMI DA
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>>100091005
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>>100090937
Who did a Haunted Cafe...Toradora? I can't remember it but I just watched it.
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>CHIRP CHIRP
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>you lost because you don't have friends
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>EH!? NANDATTE!?!?
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>you don't mean...
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>B-B-B-BAKA
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>>100091103
>We can only defeat him with the power of friendship
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>>100091089
Toradora did a wrestling show.
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>>100091005
>INDIRECT K-KISSU
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>I will never forgive you for trying to ruin our [mundane activity]!
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>"Please pretend to be my boyfriend!"

Has this ever gone well?
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>>100091089
I thought it's just an idea from Osaka (Azumanga Daioh).
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>>100090291
>people who are smart can't also be fit and good at sports
>a person good at both wouldn't be popular
nigger you dumb
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>>100091131
>EEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHH!?
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>My resolve is greater than yours.
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>I wish these fun/peaceful days would last forever
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>>100090785
>The fucking bread in the mouth
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>Bakabakashi...
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>S-S-S-SHUT UP I'M NOT EMBARASSED
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>>100091171
Nope, but there was one manga where some guy ended up "pretending" to be 4 girls' boyfriend.
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>>100091020
alternatively
>MC getting ass kicked
>is on the ground multiple times and should have been dead a while ago
>just keeps standing up with those fucking black lines they use to show injuries and shit
>MY FRIENDS ARE WITH ME VILLAIN-KUN
>villain goes "NANI????!"
>MC hits villain 1 fucking time and hes defeated
nothing makes me rage more
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>>100091176
I was good at both and people hated me
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>I-I have to tell you something.
Episode Fin.
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>>100091171
Depends on your definition of well...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKPoHgKcqag
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>>100091111

>I love you
>Eh? Nandatte?
>...N-nothing
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>>100091176
>babby's first anime

:^)
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>OP without lyrics starts playing in background
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>>100091232
>every single Touma fight.
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>So what did you have to talk to me about
>W-w-w-well y-you see I-I-I lo-
>*BOOM*
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>>100091111
>train rushes by
>fire works
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>>100091309
I actually love this.
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>>100091111
>I like you
>Walks out door
>Nandatte?
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>"We don't have to fight anymore! It's not too late for you!"
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>Lightly tapped
>Coughs up blood
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>h-h-h-how does it look
>mc looks away, blushes and scratch his face with 1 finger as he compliments her in a roundabout way
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>X use the Y! QUICK!
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>>100091393
>Looks like I'll have to use... "THAT"!
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>>100090330
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>>100090337
I'm watching fairy tail with my normalfag friends on netflix and that is literally every fight.
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>>100091393
>Timer stops on 00:01
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>shoulderslash!
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>Tomboy
>But I'm not pretty at all!
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>>100091416
>m-masaka
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>>100091232

The worst I've seen was in Fairy Tail

>We're completely out of power
>Fuck it, I'll just borrow power from tomorrow
>Yeah, tomorrow's power today!

It's a good thing FT has tits
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>>100090618
dbz budokai 3
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>W-what are you saying? W-w-why me, d-don't you l-like x more?
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>"That's just what I was waiting for!"
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>>100091454
>KOs most captains
>MCs shrug it off like it's nothing
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>daijoubu
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>Villain is confronting the MC
>Fellow villain walks into the room with a relaxed attitude
>"Geez, what's taking you so long? Let's just finish this guy quickly and go home"
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>You've fallen right into my trap!
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>>100091178
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>She's actually a guy?....Ehhh( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnsiZOJjfUg )
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>TL NOTE: KEIKAKU MEANS PLAN
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>>100091171
>>100091228
i dont understand this. japs can make an anime that has 6 girls all in love with the MC, girls "pretending" to be dating MC, and even go so far as to show all these female characters naked in lewd positions. bu no, it is unfuckingforgivable to have any character actually be in a real relationship.
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>>100091454

>Left arm gets broken, shot, cut off, etc

Does Japan have a problem with lefties?
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>New character for the arc
>HOW DO WE SHOW THEY ARE STRONG
>They K/O a million mooks with a technique we never see
>When they join the team they get stuck hitting mooks over the head instead of doing the super ko move

That always pisses me off how MCs have to punch each grunt despite knowing they can one hit godzilla or something.
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>>100091544
>I wasn't even aiming for that!
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>>100091554
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>>100091309
>Hating the best device ever

It's also good when they do the ED instrumental before the show ends.
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>I-I-I've never noticed how cute she was before
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>>100091582
They are the devil.
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>>100091573
The trend was finally broken.
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>"You'll become my slave"
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>I guess it's alright if w-we're just friends
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>>100091171
Might not have gone "well", but she got the real deal in the end.
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>I have to become weaker!
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>>100091660
But anon, it's a fake relationship.
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>Why won't you accept my feelings onichan???
>We're brother and sister!
>Yeah but not by blood
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>>100091354
>>100091614
>implying I hate it
tropes aren't bad
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>>100091649
So if MC reverse grips with their left hand they're automatically an edgelord?

Noted.
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>I HAVE TO BECOME STRONGER!
>2-3 episodes of training arc ensures
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>>100091455
>Tomboy
>B-But I look like a boy, no way someone w-w-would love me.
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>"We're not blood related"
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>>100091634

>Aggressive girl comes up from behind
>Starts groping girl's boobs
>Wow, your boobs have gotten even bigger! But they're still not as big as mine
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>>100091726
No, *Cliches* are bad

Tropes are unavoidable
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>this is only 50% of my power
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>>100091660
2 things
1. how the fuck did you stand watching that show? it was painful to watch and i had to stop at the ACCIDENTAL KISSU part
2. im pretty sure those 2 are only pretending to be dating, at least it states so in the anime summary
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>>100090618
Naruto video games
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>>100091573
Because it'd be less fun that way. It's like if you wanted the military or the police to be more competent than the teenage heroes.
And please stop typing like a caveman.
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>genki girl
>fang outside her mouth
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>It's a date right?!
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>>100091766
Which anime was the second face from again?
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>obvious couple/friends/whatever doing something together alone
>I-I... mumble mumble
>huh, what did you say?
>LOUD CONFESSION *run away*
>????
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>"Y-Y-YOU GUYS ARE D-D-DATING?"
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>>100091776
[yelling intensifies]
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>I need to go back in time and make out with your underage self to bring you back to this world line
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>MC in training arc
>MC's buddies in separate training arc cut to every episode for 3 minutes
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>>100091819
That's true love right there when you go back in time to literally secure your future mans first kiss for yourself.
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>>100091778
The MC wasn't a total faggot.
The magician girl had a nice voice.
She wasn't a full tsundere bitch.
Fucking Magic.
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>You've really grown
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>>100091426
>canada not listed
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>I'm too pretty to be popular!
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>>100091416
You don't mean... THAT?!?
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>Y-y-you look so different since we were kids
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>tsundere
>twintails
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>>100091881
I can hear that in Aguman's voice and I want to punch something.
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>Porn magazines
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>>100091767
>girl who just got groped doesnt tell cops about her being repeatedly molested

also
>2 characters actually kiss
>both of them go THAT WAS MY FIRST KISS,
well how fucking convenient
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>>100090330
How do you die from a common cold?
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>I can't have a young man and a girl living together, im an adult.
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>>100091940
Wanna find out, tough guy?
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>>100091842
>It's shit - /a/
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>>100091940
>>100091426
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>>100091582
Most people are right handed.

So two reasons:

A) You get the "cool one armed man" angle without having to make them weaker because using a sword with one hand is totally the same as holding it with both

B) You don't have to try to draw people doing left handed things which would be hard when you draw people using their right hands 99% of the time
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>OPPAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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>Nothing exciting ever happen in this place
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>>100091776
>If this keeps up I'll...
Actions aren't a fucking progress bar. Stop fucking treating it as such for fucking sake.
I'm sick of seeing this shit, even in doujins.
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>no
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>>100091920
>girl comes to visit MC at his home
>MC hides porn magazines in an obvious places
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>>100091842
> It's shit - /a/
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>D-d-d-did you see anything?
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>>100091988
>semen expressed in units of volume
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>>100091985
the hell
this is not my picture
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>>100091842
Dante somehow getting shoehorned in makes me crack up
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>>100092007
>Physical Porn.
Has there been any show that subverted this by having the MC have all his porn on a fucking Computer?
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>They're blood type is X, of course they'll act Y
I don't even know my blood type. Why do nips think blood type determines personality traits?
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>>100091614
God damn I love this.
Gin no Saji is the most recent one I can remember that did this.
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>>100092061
Noucome. Zugzwang deletes it for him though
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>transfer student
>speaks perfect Japanese
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>>100092007
>girl randomly sweep the place for fuck all reason to find those porn mags
>they aren't even quality good mags
Why even bother, don't nips learn to use the internet and get shit for free?
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>"I'm not your average everyday high-school student"
>girl runs down the hallway
>mc avoids running into her and seeing her panties
>mc walks into classroom and see's his group of friends reading a magazine
>It's about politics
>They're the smartest bunch in the class and get positive attention
>"Okay class we have a new transfer student"
>A girl walks in and as soon as she see's MC goes "AAAH! IT'S YOU!"
>"Huh? You must be mistaken, I have no idea who the hell you are"
>Class continues normally, and mc decides to have lunch in the cafeteria with his best bro and his bro's gf
>No ones allowed on the roof
>The news talks about a girl that fell from the sky and died tragically
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>EYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>*Crashing sound*
>Boobs in face
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>>100091842
>It's Shit - /a/
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>>100092025
>NO NO I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING
>BAKA HENTAI LIAR
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>No matter what is happening or where
>The entire extended cast shows up to do stupid shit

I love you Gintama.
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>>100092118
>Show set on anywhere except Japan
>Everyone speaks Japanese
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>>100092118
It's a transfer student, not an exchange student.
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>Suki nano ni, baka.
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>>100090553
My family has 3 beach houses, technically.
I know plenty of people who have one or have a close uncle with one as well.

I thought it was common someone dumps a wad of cash on a vacay spot. Who else would own some of the realestate at the beach besides realtors.
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>>100092061
>>100092007
Genshiken had Madarame going out and buying S&M DVD's to use as decoys to hide his other porn.
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>>100091988
>If I keep snorting cocaine I'll...
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>E-E-ECHI
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>>100091842
Did you faggots even make anything good out of that? I jumped ship after the second thread.
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>Ara ara older sister/christmas cake/boss lady/aunt wins the D
>While teasing she does genuinely care for the MC who reciprocates her feelings

JUST KIDDING

HAVE SOME MORE LOLI AND TSUNDERE
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>>100091920
this is the most unbelievable thing in anime
i can handle dragosn and magic and shit. but a teenager owning porn magazines in 2014? not happening.
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>>100092007
>>100091920

>MC is poor
>Somehow has boxes of porn mags

I guess they don't want to reveal that you can get all that shit for free online.
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>MC bumps into some random persons now and then
>they all turn out to be important and involved in the plot

I mean really?

>MC live in a big city
>walks down the street
>meets someone he knows

is it really that fucking hard to write a story that doesn't rely on coincidences to advance the plot?
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>How aru you doing? I amu from America.
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>>100092279
The life itself relies on coincidences, anon.
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>>100092279
Do you want to watch 17 minutes of the MC walking around a town, looking for someone?
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>Takes an ass beating
>I-I need to get up and f-fight
>Stronger than before and wins
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>childhood promise
>I have blurry memories
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>>100092240
>H-H-HENTAI
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>>100092056
Every MC is dante and dante is every MC.
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>>100092118
>Transfer student from an English Speaking country
>Speaks perfect Japanese
>Can't speak English

>>100092168
Goddammit Space Bros
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>Beach episode
>School swimsuit
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>>100092256

The amount of flip phones pisses me off as well. This is the first time I think I've seen a touch screen phone in a present day anime.
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>Scraggly looking guy with hair over his eyes and beard
>He acts lazy
>MC and him get into some weird hijinks like trying to buy the last Shonen Jump
>HE'S ACTUALLY SUPER STRONG

I love this so much
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>EHHHHHHHHH!? Do you have a boyfriend!? Who is it? Have I met him?
>ITS NOT LIKE THAT!
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>>100092061
Tiger & Bunny? People get their porn online there, while the mags are just fashion/TV guide shit.
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>>100092279
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheoryOfNarrativeCausality

If that person wasn't important, why would they bother mentioning that the MC bumped into them?
Why would the story talk about the hundreds of extra people the MC saw before the named character?
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>>100092358
>childhood friend comes out of nowhere to remind you of that promise
>MC was gone from X for Y amount of time and can't remember shit
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>Y-y-you mean like boyfriend and girlfriend
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>>100092426
>this is the first time

Have you watched 20 whole animes (not including movies of course)?
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>>100092426
You do realize japan is incredibly against any sort of innovation and mangaka are probably the worst source for what's trending in the modern age anyway.
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>>100092279
We're talking about a medium where teenagers regularly pilot multi-billion dollar war machines without even cracking the manual.
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>>100092425
What did you expect, them being naked?
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>>100092061
Tiger & Bunny? People get their porn online there while the mags are just fashion/TV guide shit.
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>>100092405
>transfer student is half japanese half european
>has blonde hair and blue eyes
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>>100092491
>You do realize japan is incredibly against any sort of innovation
what
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>>100092533
>American
>Blonde hair and blue eyes
>Speaks fluent japanese
>I-I have such difficulty in class
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>ara ara
>maa maa
>ufufu
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>>100092126
/a/ should write an anime where every episode is just various anime cliches in realistic yet hilarious conditions.
there was a thread earlier where an anon described a girl running with toast in her mouth only to get hit by a truck.
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>>100092543
Cultural innovation. Robots move forward, women don't.
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>>100092533
>European
>Doesn't like Bread
>Prefers Rice
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>>100092426
I don't even have a flip phone, anon
It's not like I have anyone to call
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>People on /a/ not liking traditional anime lines.
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>>100091311
Touma doesn't brag about his relationships in fights (mostly) he criticizes his opponent's mentality.
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>"achoo"
>are you alright?
>yea, someone must be talking about me?
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>>100092577
>anon described a girl running with toast in her mouth only to get hit by a truck.
Wow, that's fucking random and out of nowhere.
Not even sure you could make a comedy out of this is you use death.
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>>100092543
Japan is ass backwards.

They often don't have computers.
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>bloodline technique
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>>100092580
The way it should be. And don't forget it.
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>>100091245
One_piece_manga.png
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>>100092514
>This fucking nigger
There are things we call common sense and over used cliches. This thread is obviously about cliches.

And what's wrong with naked? Isn't that what's fan service all about?

Someone as dumb as you should drown in a sea of piss.
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>>100092601
I have a galaxy s4. I only use it to just check some basic sites and apps.
>Only calls are from Mom
>Last text was months ago
>No social networking
Life is bliss.
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>CHEE-GAL!
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>>100092562
That's the good shit right there.
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>>100092543
Japan is incredibly technophobic. They were still using floppy discs and infrared phones for the longest time.

Just because they love mecha doesn't mean 99% of their populace isn't backwards as fuck when it comes to technology.
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>>100092577
Please no, this has been done to death by professionals.

See Kujibiki Unbalance, Sensei and Ninomiya-kun, Meruru, and Mirakurun
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>>100092430

What anime?
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>>100091842
>It's Shit - /a/
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>Sleep in the same room
>Everyone assumes they've fucked one way or another
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>>100092580
Tumblr feminism and Tumblr trans-culture is not innovation
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>>100092617
>only works when talking about the character offscreen
>never fucking happens all the time when everyone keeps talking about the character
What's the point of someone sneezing if they don't fucking endlessly keep sneezing each time someone is talking about them?
There are many time when people talk about someone when they don't sneeze even though they establish that sneezing cliche.
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>>100092475

21 animes
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>>100092543
Your typical middle-class Japanese household has early 90s technology, except for their cell phones
It's like those African and South American tribes with Nike sneakers and flip phones, when you're poor and culturally behind the most important things are the only ones that advance
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>>100092618
the MC turned out to be the truck driver actually
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>>100092543
It's bizarre they have modern technology but they often keep old technology around anyway. They don't really replace anything they just supplement existing stuff. They use fax machines for sending documents and up until recently flip phones were very popular there
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>>100092654
I was being sarcastic, calm your fucking tits.
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>>100092677
Well my example is Gintama.

The only thing I can think of this season is the teacher from KlK.
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>>100092514
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>>100091940
>>100090330
You let it go too far.
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>magical girl transformation one minute long
>no time passes real-time
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>>100092702
Nigga all I was trying to say was that they hang on to tradition like kimonos and gender roles and pagodas and shit.
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>>100092562
>auuuu~
>hawawawa
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>>100090670
>It's you!
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>>100092617
To be fair, that is a real superstition in Japan

>Sneezes
>Bed-ridden ten minutes later
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>>100092769
It's magic, you dickball.
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>Girl/guy falls on girl/guy
>They look into each other eyes and blush
>Start to lean into kiss
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>>100092748
>I was only pretending Xd
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>>100092707
It's just an old wise tale.

1 sneeze, that's it.
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>The gods have smiled upon us and the main girl is actually an older sister/bigger than the mc/strong girl who is all ara ara
>To compensate the MC is forced into being a bitch girl who is the cute innocent loli of the couple

Fuck you Witchcraft Works and your entire family.

I can't think of one doujin or manga that has a girl like that and also has a confident non shota mc
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>>100092780
>Gender roles

you mean like women controlling the finances of the family? son that's normal. in asian culture in general women is regarded as the backbone of the family.

and kimonos are nice
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>>100091426
>catching a cold in the desert
dieing from it
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>>100090618
>dark souls PVP the anime
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>>100092769
I wish there were more anime in which transformation sequences are interrupted.
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>>100092617
>random shiver
>someone must have stood on my grave!
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>doujins with characters out of character
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>>100092769
Any sports anime ever
Inner monologue is 2 minutes, 1 second has gone by.
Prince of Tennis was known for that.
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>>100092508
>teenagers regularly pilot multi-billion dollar war machines without even cracking the manual.
this is the worst, 90% of mecha anime start with this shit, and they always stumble accross a god-mode mecha somehow that they jump in to save people or some shit. as if super advanced robot technology has worse security system than a modern day motor vehicle.
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>>100092769
>MC and Rival shit-talk each other for paragraphs in between punches
I blame you, comic books
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>>100092799
>you can take the seat right over there
>why am I forced to sit next to this incompetent lazy, stupid girl!
>B-baka!
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>If we don't have X amount of members, our club will be disbanded!
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>>100091884
Its not dying to the cold but the illness the cold.
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>>100092769

>Magical girl transformation
>Strikes the final pose with sparkles and bubbles and shit
>sparkles and bubbles fade
>Tentacles come out and grab her
>Uniform ripped away instantly, the rape begins
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>>100092905
Amuro actually read the manual...

It's been downhill since.
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>>100091751
Dunno about some people, but that shit's hot as hell.
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>>100092061
Kyon had the Asahina gallery in a hidden computer folder.
>>
No one's said it yet?

>School Anime
Second last seat, near the window.

EVERY GODDAMN SERIES.
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>>100092871
Deserts are cold as fuck at night.
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>>100092834
Um, no, it really was meant as a joke.
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>>100092828
>They get interrupted because WACKY HIJINKS
>They go right back to being tsundere for each other
>WE COULDN'T KISS THIS ONE TIME I GUESS THAT MEANS WE HAVE TO START ALL THE WAY BACK TO RELATIONSHIP SQUARE ONE

FUCK YOU ANIME
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>>100092994
If Deserts are cold at night, why aren't there snow?
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>>100092941
But isn't the presumption that being cold causes you to catch the cold?
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>>100092986
>looking out the window, spaced out, with hand on face
Every time
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>>100093039
Because the sun melts it.

Checkmate atheist.
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>>100092986
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>someone is saying something
>camera focus on next person that finishes the sentence as if he/she could read minds
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>>100092788
>hawawawa
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>>100091228
yeah what an asshole he should only be with one girl
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>>100093006
Your whole life is a joke.
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>>100092986
>School anime
>All of them sue the fucking same swimsuit.
>The class representative is a girl always.
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>>100093039
Antarctica.
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>>100092905
Well like, do tanks and jets even have security systems?

How do you even start a tank?
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>>100093039
inb4 someone doesn't get it
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>>100093045
False wives tale.
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>>100092667
well thats disappointing
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>>100092933
>WANT ARE WE GOING TO DO FOR THE FESTIVAL
>MAIDU CAFE
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>>100093074
>But I...
>Does that mean he...
>Could it mean...
>Is that...

FINISH YOUR FUCKING SENTENCES.
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>>100093085
Girl with glasses, acts somewhat stuck up but seems to care about the MC somewhat.
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>>100093085
>School setting
>School is controlled by the student council
>Student council is basically the Government
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>>100093094
Put the key in the ignition.

At least in Gundam X, the suit actually required a key.
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>>100092769
>MC in a bad situation and is about to die
>talks with someone else even though hes about to die within seconds
>enemy lets him take his time and talk it out for a whole fucking minute
>>
>Hi, I'm X. I'm a normal guy who goes to a normal highschool, and lives a normal life.
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>>100093039
Snow are formed by rain, which come from clouds. There are no clouds in the desert, and even if there were, the desert isn't in the right climate to do so.
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>>100093080
La vie est drole.
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>>100092667
>>100092737
>>100092730

Shut up, we know not to change shit if they still work.
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>>100093085
>School anime
>All of them sue the fucking same swimsuit.

Of course you doofus. It's the school's swimsuit. This is not America.
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>>100093090
Actually, it rarely precipitates in Antarctica. However, blizzard conditions are frequently created by the strong winds that violently blow around the ice and snowdrifts covering the ground.
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>>100093039
Because the biome of desert is characterized by a lack of precipitation, not any specific temperature. Snow is a type of precipitation.
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>>100093174
>Student council is basically the NAZI government

ftfy
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>>100093191
>normal life
>its not normal at all
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>>100093191
>but I'm also at the top of my class
>other than being fucking smart and having good grades, I'm really just a normal boring guy
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>>100093152
>OMAE WA-
>MASAKA, KIMI WA-
>DEMO ANATA W-
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>>100093029
Has there been any anime where an accidental fall to lean in not been interrupted
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>>100093174
Name 2 other anime other than Hill la Grill
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>>100093203
Omelette du fromage you bonapettite nigger fucker.
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>>100093240
But antarctica is a desert, yet there's still snow.
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>>100093289
SYD maybe?
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>>100093304
See >>100093218
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>>100093259
Does Kyousuke from Oreimo count as an unreliable narrator? It's evident by the end of that trainwreck that he left a few details out when told us about himself.
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>>100093289
You must not watch a lot of animes
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>>100093289
Medoka Cox
Rosebud vampire
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>>100093289
Are you fucking serious?
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AbsurdlyPowerfulStudentCouncil
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>>100093215
With that logic, there wouldn't be any advancement in anything.
>>
>I will be your opponent
>You're one hundred years to early to be challenging me!
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>>100093340
Snow being on the ground is still there being snow.
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>>100093097
I don't get it.
>>
I-I guess it's okay if it's you, MC-kun...
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>Tanks and artillery have zero effect.
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>>100093383
There IS snow, but it rarely "snows".

The little snow that falls from the clouds just stays on the ground for a long ass time.
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>>100093341
I'm going to go with yes but the entire story was shit and terribly told, so maybe no.
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>>100093289
Shattered Angels
Revo Girl
Best Student Council
Code Gay ass
Medoka Box

Fuck you
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>>100092667
You realize the american government still used floppy discs until this past year, right?
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>I-It's okay if it's you, MC-kun...
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>>100093407
top lel
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>>100093383
It still rains in a hot desert. Just not often.
It still snows in Antarctica. Just not often, and it never melts.
Clouds don't form over a hot desert because the area is too dry for moisture to accumulate.
Clouds don't form over Antarctica because it's too cold for the ice/water to vaporize.
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>Inexperienced teen with magical powers and little know-how >150 Trained soldiers with heavy weaponry
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>>100093478
>I was saving my first time for you
>I decided that from X years ago
>>
>I want to protect that smile
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>>100093471
They were not the primary means of data storage.
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>>100093218
Except he asked for a desert full of snow, not a desert where it is actively snowing
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>>100093494
If the snow in Antarctica never melts, why isn't it buried?
>>
>Night of school trip
>Someone shows up with cards
>BATSU GAME
>>
>I was hoping to use this move on X, but you left me no choice.
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>Transfer student
>SHE'S SO KAWAII
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>I want to prove the world that he's not wrong. They will pay for this.
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>>100093501
>>100093411
Why do they even bother sending them?
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>>100093445
he asked
>If Deserts are cold at night, why aren't there snow?
not
>If Deserts are cold at night, why doesn't it snow?
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>>100093505
>>100093522
hand to face mind
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>>100093522
Does anyone actually have that as a motivation?
I don't recall seeing it in any anime.
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>Loli
>Can destroy half the city because demon/witch/cyborg

The only time I'm okay with this is when the mc can slap her upside the head and she completely deflates.
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>>100089048
>We can no longer be friends anymore
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>>100092061

Welcome to the NHK had the character getting addicted to online porn.
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>$100 million dollar weapon capable of leveling a city
>piloted by a 14 year old
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>>100093558
>No one has ever survived this technique
>You're only the Xth person to see me use this
>I wasn't going to use this on you, but
>No one, not even ______ has seen this technique
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>>100093533
Because there are alien artifacts buried.
I mean, duh.
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>>100093619
The usually say "I can't stand to see a girl cry".
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>/a/ - Climate theory

>>100093533
Because there's mile-thick sheets of ice between the snow and the ground beneath it

>>100093534
>>100093602
Here you go
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>>100093533
It gets blown around.

>>100093602
"Why aren't there snow" Isn't even an intelligible sentence.
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>>100093670
Oh that shit, yeah, never mind, that shit is insanely common.

>>100093688
That's ice, not snow.
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>muda muda muda muda muda
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>>100093696
you're not even an intelligible sentence
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>>100093753
You're not even an event.
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>>100093749
God I love all the JoJo variations of that.

Even though it would really stupid to hear someone repeat something every time they punch JoJo pulls it off.
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>Enemy is a scrawny bastard but SUPER DUPER ULTRA STRONG
>Literally taps the MC with one finger and he goes flying like a train hit him
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>>100093670
>>But Cagalli is crying
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>>100093696
True but the word "aren't" is a contraction of "are not" which means he just made a mistake conjugating the verb (second person vs. third person). "isn't" makes the sentence work while staying in the same tense.
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>>100093712
>That's ice, not snow
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/12/081222113530.htm
>Clearing the camp of dry Antarctic snow. The dry Antarctic snow also blows in on the wind and drifts up against the tents.
Anon, please
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>>100093789
I'll take Bleach enemies for 500
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>>100093814
It's crystallized ice that looks like snow.
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>HOW COULD THIS GET WORSE
>Characters show up doing something stupid with a straight face
>HOW COULD THIS GET WORSE
>Characters show up doing something stupid with a straight face
>HOW COULD THIS GET WORSE
>Characters show up doing something stupid with a straight face
>HOW COULD THIS GET WORSE
>Characters show up doing something stupid with a straight face
>HOW COULD THIS GET WORSE
>Characters show up doing something stupid with a straight face
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Tournament arcs. Are there any where the MC doesn't win?

Easy mode: MC makes it to the finals but loses.
Hard mode: The tournament isn't interrupted.
Harder mode: No sports.
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>>100093522
>No one will ever cry again
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>>100093930
Gintama
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>>100093930
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>>100093865
>It's crystallized ice that looks like snow.
Dang, you caught me

>>100093930
Fucking Pokémon
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>>100093930
One Piece. Luffy just leaves while the tournament is still going.
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>>100093930
Maybe Yugioh somewhere, my memory is shit.
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>>100093930
>No sports.
Anything that you would have a tournament of can be considered a sport.
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>>100094020
Kaiba beat Yugi right before the semi-finals on Duelist Kingdom
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>>100093865
>crystallized ice that looks like snow

...You know what snow is, right?
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>>100093930
Dunno how you count interruptions, but Negima! had one the MC ended up losing I think. It's been a while.

Mind you, it was in the middle of a school festival Arc of Doom, so any points it gets are immediately thrown out the fucking window.
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>>100094065
When ice freezes, it becomes snow.
Haven't you learned that at school
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>>100093619
Funny, I was just looking through archive foolz and earliest use was this.
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>I'm not strong enough
>what is the meaning of having strength/power
>never fucking addressed or given an answer
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>too bad for you. I may be the strongest of my posse, but I'm the 5th strongest of my gang
>too bad for you. I may be the strongest of my gang, but I'm the 5th strongest of the 5 gangs in the district
>too bad for you. I may be the strongest in the district, but I'm the 5th strongest of the city
>too bad for you. I may be the strongest in the city, but I'm the 5th strongest of the country
>too bad for you. I may be the strongest in the country, but I'm the 5th strongest of the continent
>too bad for you. I may be the strongest on the continent, but I'm the 5th strongest in the world.
>too bad for you. I may be the strongest in the world, but I'm the 5th strongest in the solar system
>too bad for you. I may be the strongest in the galaxy, but I'm the 5th strongest in the galaxy
>too bad for you. I may be the strongest in the galaxy, but I'm the 5th strongest in the universe
>too bad for you. I may be the strongest in this universe, but I'm the weakest of all the other dimensions.
This shit just never ends.
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>>100094091

The tournament finishes normally with someone other than the MC (or one of his friends) winning. No natural disasters, no outside attacks, etc.
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>MC hanging out with their friends
>Faggot comes up with a deck cards demanding the MC duels him
>5 trap cards and blue white dragons later
>Faggot loses
>"b-b-but how could I lose to you?"
>MC towers over them and with a smug grin on their face says "If you keep thrusting like that, I'll cum
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>>100094191
Fucking Bill.
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>>100094191
>100 years too early to X
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>>100094181
>Strength isn't being able to hit things hard that power
>Other series
>Power isn't being able to hit things hard that strength

They're fucking synonyms you fucks. You might as well just say physical strength and inner strength to call it a day.
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>>100093930
How about DB? I mean Goku barely won any of them as a kid.
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>>100094191
Fuck you anon, that can be funny shit
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>>100094191
>Battle manga that starts with the first arc being against a rival gand
>Escalates by the fifth arc to country level
>Eighth arc is galaxy wide
>By the tenth arc we are dimension fighters

I'd read it
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>projectile moves so fast it bends out of shape
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>>100094250
Stop spiting hairs.
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>>100094288
As a kid but in the end he won the last one.
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>>100094307
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Explosively_formed_penetrator
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>>100094333
No I'm sick off it.
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>MC trips over
>puts hand on girls boobs/pulls her skirt down by accident
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Specific example of powers that "job"

>Cero
>Doom blasts capable of leveling a city in seconds
>Only done by Super Hollows
>One arc later
>Everyone and their mom has Cero
>Significantly weaker
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>>100094126
>When ice freezes, it becomes snow.
American schools confirmed for retarded. When Ice freezes, it becomes water. Snow is just ice.
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>>100094181
>"Being a hero isn't about being right, it's about being strong"
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>character instantly becomes popular and relevant to their classmates after transferring IN THE MIDDLE OF HIGH SCHOOL YEARS

This makes me drop a show more than anything
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>MC must use a sword or his fists

I probably wouldn't even care if he used brass knuckles or some shit. Reborn did that for a while until they literally became fucking mittens.
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>>100094371
Mass has a strong gravity, hands are naturally attracted there.
SCIENCE!
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>>100094371
Why not both?
Where the fuck did I put that gif from Oreimo
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>>100093405
Deserts are deserts because they are dry. No moisture. Snow requires moisture.
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>>100094439
Then explain how this also happens to pettankos
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>>100094414
Just read the email of that post.
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>>100094353
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>inside anon-kun's room on the bed
>blushing immensly and looking away
>stands up to leave, only to immediately trip over nothing
>accidentally lands on anon-kun when he tries to help me, but he loses balance
>awkward pose of me on top of him, inches from kissing
>he's raping me by holding my hand
>his little sister opens the door and misunderstands everything
>I get super embarrassed and screams at baka ecchi hentai anon-kun
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>>100094434
Don't worry anon, there's hope yet
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>big bad villain walking down side street
>side-character and powerless friend of MC walking opposite direction
>somehow villain manages to involve them somehow despite having no knowledge that they're related to the MC
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>>100094416
transfer students are exotic anon
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>Super Ultra Deadly Secret Technique
>a kick to balls or a Poke in Butt
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>>100094416
That actually happens though
Trust me, I was cool for a week.
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do the japanese even like these tropes
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>I will protect you.
Please stop it, seriously.
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>>100094535
>His little sister opens the door and misunderstands everything

>>100094636
If their terrible humor and shit-tier taste in anime is any indication, yes
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>>100094416
It happens in life to. People love new students. Whenever we heard that shit over the intercom we were mad curious.
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>>100094646
>Why wasn't I strong enough to protect her??
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>>100094636
The Japanese place great stock in ritual and empty formality. If the cliche isn't there it feels wrong.
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>I have to raise this baby to save the human race
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>>100094335
I know. There were still tournament arcs that he lost though.
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>>100094692
Is this shit even a trope?
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>>100094692
I think that one's actually pretty specific
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>MC happens to see a girl fall in the hallway due to her own devices, exposing her panties
>MC's friend who is a girl and is beside the MC also sees this event unfold
>MC's friend slaps the MC, even though it was an accident, coincidence, and not even related to her.
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>>100094585
>>100094615
>>100094659
Guess my teen life was even shittier than I thought, then.
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>"MAIN CHARACTER-KUN" x 100 when MC getting their ass kicked
>Makes absolutely zero effort to aid the MC despite their supposed concern for them
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>>100094683
>MC-kun lost someone very important to him a long time ago
>new female character resembles her
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>>100094759
>she doesn't get charged for assault
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>>100094766
Because Orihime is fucking useless.
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>>100094414
>When Ice freezes, it becomes water.

hmmmm
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>>100094766
The Japanese are fundamentally incapable of judging the significance of an event without seeing / hearing someone else's response to it.
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>>100094768
>maybe if I protect this girl who looks like her, it will make up for the time I wasn't there for her
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>There is one thing i've always wanted to tell you
>What is it?
>Nevermind
>oh ok

WHAT THE FUCK WHO DOES THAT
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>>100094725
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>>100094763
sorry to hear that anon.we had one in our class, we bombarded him with a million questions constantly. cool guy
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>>100093039
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>>100094414
>When Ice freezes, it becomes water
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>>100094823
Asians do that quite often
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>>100094823
Never been with a girl, anon? Girls crave attention.
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>>100094794
>Has power to reverse the will of God and bend reality
>Intensity of her power based solely on willpower
>Can't do shit besides scream and cry from the sidelines and get fondled by whatever secondary antagonist is present
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>>100094768
>mfw this happens irl
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>>100094414
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>>100094895
>Japan's attitude towards women.txt
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>Rival saves MC from a villain
>Declares that only he is allowed to defeat the MC
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>>100094766
>small bullshit deep shit
>[insert character name here who sounds deep]...
>character looking in complete awe

I fucking can't stand this bullshit, it's fucking everywhere.
What's the deal with being so fucking impressed that the only thing you can say is there goddamn name? And half the time, what is said doesn't even have much impact or isn't impressive in any fucking way.
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>>100094823
>nani?
>eyyyah, bethsuni!
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>>100093411
I was surprised in Outbreak Company when tanks actually worked.
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>MC's has a best friend
>He only hangs out with him occasionally at school and maybe go to each others house for half a day every 2-3 weeks.
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>>100094414
>When ice freezes, it becomes water
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>>100094895
>holy fuck this guy smells bad.gif
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>>100094813
I really pity the shams who do this.
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>>100095000
I don't know about you but that's definitely best friend tier in modern times
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>>100095023
I can fart on my lard-ass cat and he won't give a flying fuck.
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>>100095000
Oh, are we talking about real life now
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>>100094304
That reminds me of Samurai Flamenco
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>>100091842
Just let me fix that.

>It's shit - /a/
>453 replies and 158 images ommited
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>Why can't I find a girlfriend
>actually semi famous and ends up having his own harem and never picks a girl until the very end
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>>100091500
Z3 difficulty sure was awesome.
Got a bit ridiculous in the fusion fight where you had to let yourself get hit with Gotenks special so you could win and not die of age in real life
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>>100095038
Thats more of an acquaintance then a friend. Real friends hang out after school and have sleep overs on the weekend (given that this is a high school setting). Share porn sites, play games, watch movies, talk about random shit, hold hands.
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>character shoots basketball
>while it's flying through the air characters have 5 minute monologues in their head
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>>100095199
>Share porn sites
>hold hands
You gay, son?
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>>100095216
>set in Japan
>playing a sport other than baseball or ping pong
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>>100095272
>Eyeshield 21
>Teppu
>>
>5 seconds left
>10 minutes of 'video time' passes
>2 seconds left

>>100095272
You're missing baseball
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>>100092828
>o- oh no! I've fallen and landed with my hand on [x]'s breast!
>I sure hope nobody walks into the room right at this instant, because they'd get completely the wrong idea!
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>Characters are in high school
>Have enough allowance or pocket change to buy pretty much anything they want, even having a full day of going to amusement parks, going a cafe for lunch, buying shit, and going to an arcade
I thought Japanese families had shit all for spending money, how are these kids so loaded
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>>100094004
>has 6 Pokemons
>Got wrecked by Duskull and Latios
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>>100095460
>Not having a job in high school
Did you enjoy being poor?
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>>100095460
Considering their parents are always overseas doing business they must not be that poor
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>MC has a female childhood friend who teases him like a little bro
>Confesses to her at a certain age
>SPAI
>Has to do his absolute rediculous best to get into her pants
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>"HUMANS ARE SCUM, A VIRUS DESTROYING NATURE"
>"MANKIND HAS DONE NOTHING GOOD, I SHALL WIPE IT ALL OUT"
>"YOU HUMANS MAKE ME SICK, YOU ARE VIOLENT MONSTERS, I SHALL SHOW YOU JUSTICE"
>"I GREW TO HATE HUMANITY, AND I WILL WIPE HUMANITY OUT"
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>>100095460
Unless the story is about poverty most settings assume their characters have infinite amounts of money
see: all those children living alone in a huge apartment
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>>100095464
It was Darkrai and Latios, two legendaries
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>>100095483
>school refuses kids to have jobs
>b-but I need to have a job to understand the meaning of life and responsibilities!
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>>100095545
It seems like because they never had to work in school they always look back on high school fondly while they toil day-to-day in their everyday work
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>>100095526
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>>100095483
Thats another one
>MC looks for a job for money
>Without any experience he gets pretty much any job he wants, right away
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>>100095526
I never understood why people have such a lowly pecimistic opinion of the human race.
Sure we're not all that great but it's always due to misunderstanding, grudges and hurt pride with people simply trying to do their best to help as much as possible, even when they are idiots who think it's the right thing to do.
Just saying ''fuck the human race'' just makes no sense.

I can never understand that villain motivation for them to blow up the world/kill all humans.
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>>100095545
>school refuses kids to have jobs
Do their schools really have the power to dictate what you do while you're not there?
What are they going to do, expel them?
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>>100094759
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>>100095537
but can't he counter them? Like Latios is a Dragon/psychic so it's weak to Ice attacks and shit.
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>girl's locker room
>oh, they got bigger again
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>>100095534
>"Side-character-kun, lets go to your house to study!"
>"I dunno, my house is kind of...I dunno"
>"It's fine, it's fine!"
>Side character's house is a huge mansion the size of a castle
>"EEEEEEEEH!? THIS IS YOUR HOUSE, IT'S HUGE!!!"
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>>100095651
>He thinks the show follows the game's logic
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>>100095621
>hey I need a job
>well what do you know, I just so happen to need someone to run the shop for me.
>cuz, oh ho ho, I'm getting old you know

>>100095628
Well it's so that their grades don't suffer, so I guess yes.
I mean, if adults can get fired for shit they post on their facebook that has nothing to do with work, I imagine schools can expel kids for simply working. Unless the kid happens to be a genius kid and can do whatever the fuck he wants.
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>>100095651
Ash has the opposite to plot Armour when it comes to winning the league.
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>>100095624
It's an easy excuse for the villain to be a complete dick. Also stories sometimes like to put humans on this pedestal where they are either complete monsters, or actually really good, no middle ground. It's kind of like the opposite of those HUMANITY FUCK YEAH stories, motivation wise.

To bad few stories ever have the MC straight up say "Nigga, have you met every human? You can't judge humanity because a bunch of highschool kids picked on you, fuck. You just as bad as them."
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>>100095624
maybe the villain had a really bad fucking childhood/growing up phase
I tend see those kind of villains as pitiable like the grills from senran kagura
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>>100095743
>"Nigga, have you met every human? You can't judge humanity because a bunch of highschool kids picked on you, fuck. You just as bad as them."
Any good ones that have actually done that?
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>>100095712
>hey ossan i need a job
>What are you able to do
>ha
>Okay you're hired
>They end up being either completely incompetent but never fired, or the best employee they ever had
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>>100095651
No. Ash just had 2 pokémon left. It was like this:
Darkrai vs Heracross / Darkari won
Darkrai vs Torkoal / Darkrai won
Darkrai vs Gible / Darkrai won
Darkrai vs Sceptile / Sceptile won
Latios vs Sceptile / Latios Won
Latios vs Swallow / Latios won
Latios vs Pikachu / Draw
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>>100095768
Meh, I've been fucked from hell in back in my childhood, whatever villains have is completely laughable unless it involves genocide or a massacre.

And you honestly can't blame the entire human race for a group/government fucking someone up.
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>>100095802
>get fired
>heh, not like I needed this job anyways
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>>100095947
>Get fired
>Never get a job again
>Still have endless pocket change
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>>100095870
>And you honestly can't blame the entire human race for a group/government fucking someone up.
Well aliens can
but I agree
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>>100095726
Latias is his 1st kiss, right?

>>100095868
I heard his Pikachu got reseted to level 5 by Zekrom
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>>100096004
>Alien race invades
>"HUMANS ARE A VIOLENT AND WARLIKE RACE"
>"THATS WHY WE WILL SUMMON OUR WAR FLEET AND WIPE YOU ALL OUT, DON'T YOU ALL JUST FEEL ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES"
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>>100095972

>"You have 2 minutes!"
>Inner monologue/extended dialog for 5 minutes.
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>>100096039
>we must commit genocide to prevent MORE genocide
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>>100096099
>>100096099
>me3
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>>100096017
Yes, it was. And lost to a lv 5 pokémon just picked up from region's Lab.
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>MC is forced to take responsibility for things the girl is at fault for.
Nothing makes me rage harder.
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>>100096453
even in anime we cannot escape it
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>"MC-kun, I have something to tell you..."
>gets interrupted
>"N-never mind, it's nothing!"
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>>100091799
looks like mashiroiro symphony
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>>100096453
Yeah, but women in Asia are still regarded as less strong than men, so of course the man has to take responsibility for his woman.
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>>100097372
>for his woman
More like, for every woman. If some random girl that you don't know in your class decides to make you a lunch without informing you of it first and you happen to be out that day. Are you really the one who should be at fault?
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>>100097546
You're making it sound like a bigger deal than it really is.
Without the gender equality thing, complaints of women aren't really taken too seriously. That isn't to say you treat them like second-class citizens.
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>>100097739
In this case, its the women who are revered as top class citizens. The man has to clean up after the woman and himself; being nothing more than a slave to all women and forever having to do what women tell him to do.

The women are overstepping their bounds here. It might as well be all my fault for not contacting the police for the hundreds of female rapes that are happening all over the world. I should take responsibility for my lack of knowledge and unknowingly letting these rapes happen.
>>
>A character dies in slow motion.
>>
I just realized that anime is pretty shitty.



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