So, why childhood friends always win?
They don't. When they win, they're the worst girl ever, though.
They're still the worst girl even when they lose nine times out of ten.
his first rape victim probably didnt help your chances slut.
This line was so forced. It's like they suddenly remembered there was supposed to be some kind of shitty love triangle between them and threw this in thinking it would somehow bring closure to anything. And then L-Elf won anyway.
So, why they never wins?
Same reason why they suck so much: They violate the fundamental principle of "Show, don't tell".