reposting, because I still can't stop laughing.
I BELIEVE I CAN FLY
If he had kicked someone in the face, would there have been anything left?
No, just dropping an ax on one his men crushed his skull.
Does he die? Land safely?
Thorkell should open an amusement park where he'd just kick little children in the air all day.
Cartwheeling through the woods!
he punched a horse dead..try to guess what a kick would do.