>We have a new transfer student.
>pan to the sky
>I'll get stronger so I can protect you
>"It's that guy I ran into this morning!!"
Anime tropes we love thread?
>Hey soldier follow me!
>Runs faster than i walk, yet slower than when i run.
>Looks like we'll have to use "that"
>What am I fighting for!?
>he lives alone because his parents work oversea
>We need a new member for our school club
Does Japan have no child endangerment/abandonment laws?
>She's from England or America
>Girl with long blond hair walks in
>Class goes fucking apeshit
>don't you remember our childhood promise?
>trip on nothing
>fall on big breasted girl
>face or hands land on her tits
>grope them for 5sec with eyes closed wondering what you are groping
>girl watches and doesnt do anything
>oh sorry I fell on you
What's wrong with leaving a high schooler by themselves?
>I will protect that smile!
>walk home in a light rain
>hospitalized with deadly fever
>Why you fight me? join me!
>takes a drink
>Girl forgot to lock the bathroom
>Guy walks in on her
>I'm your fiancé. Our parents decided it when we were little.
Sumomomo Momomo is the only anime I've seen where they actually point out that parents can't just decide who you're going to marry. It's illegal in Japan just like any western nation.
>tranfer students ends up living with MC
Not locking the door doesn't excuse not knocking for standing there staring for 10 seconds.
How Nyarko-san should have ended.
Don't forget holding the cup/can with both hands.
Is this a thread about why I hate anime more and more?
>Lets go to my parent owned beach house.
>I can't give up because X believes in me
Is about anime cliches that dont have nothing bad but we make fun of them cause we are a nuch of elitists than have nothing to do
>Did you see that girl? Is she a model?
>"I love you, senpai!"
>"Hm? What was that?"
>we have until tomorrow to find another club member or we'll be disbanded
Who drinks like that?
>Timed underwater escort missions
>16 years old
>test of courage.
my dad when he is drinking wine.
Japanese people in general make very exaggerated noises.
I do. I'm friggin' adorable.
>Anime opens with girl running to school with jam toast in her mouth
>She's late, it seems obvious she's MC
>As she goes to cross the road to school she gets hit by a truck
>The actual MC is someone entirely different
MC unfailingly has a window seat in their classroom.
>Guard me while I hack this door
>MC walking in hallway
>bumps into girl holding loads of books
>they fall over into a compromising position
>'HENTAAAI JANAIIIII!!!' *camera points skyward*
I am the best writer ever, this will blow them away! (Writers internal monologue)
>Cockpits aren't in the giant robot's groin.
>Running to school with toast in mouth
>bump into exchange student
>become best friends with exchange student
>everything seems to turn out well
is there an actual anime like this, that would be amazing
>Sayonara ja nai, kore wa mata ne
I cry every time
>Okay! Push the elevator button!
>Oh shit! Here they come!
3rd or 4th from the back.
No it's because you're from /v/ and love bring your retardation over here.
>MC is a girl
>no enemies anywhere
>hordes of them appear as soon as door hacking begins
>soldier isn't done until they're all dead
I know this is going to sound bullshit but some years ago I saw one that opened exactly like this. It was a comedy SoL, I'm trying to remember the name.
>MC is truck driver
>anime about truck driving
As much as i love Hidamari Sketch , it made me hate this so much. Every fucking episode , sometimes more than once they HAVE to do a close up on every character as they individually take a single bite and say " OISHII" or " UMAAAI"
>3D reaction image
I bet you say iteiteiteite instead of Ouch or Ow.
>Fun things are fun!
Okay, let's get these all out of the way before things get out of hand
Progress bar determined by how many enemies you've killed.
>itadakimasu every damn time
When I went to Japan no one fucking said this ever
Not him , but it can't be helped anon. I find myself using itatatata or something like that with a worrying frequency.
>No it's because you're from /v/
dont project yourself man, I aint from here but i don't come from that bottomless pitt of virginal montain dew
>character eats food
>it's not bad but not that good
Not same anon but please try and remember, this sounds fantastic.
>killing stuff is fun!
>i like to kill stuff!
>wow look at this BLOOD!!
>SO MUCH BLOOD I LOVE BLOOD PINATAS
>I SPARE YOU MC BECAUSE I LOVE YOU
>IS THIS NOT KAWAII ENOUGH FOR YOU??
>the egg thief from spyro
Call me a shounenfag but I fucking love that trope. It's my guilty pleasure.
>smooth transition into OP with the MC driving the truck
>made in Germany
The entire thread is /v/. Best to start re-directing everyone as to stay consistent.
I always fuck with my japanese friend by asking him if that means "rubba dub dub thanks for the grub"
Au Au Au Au!
Q-vier did nothing wrong!
>tfw no sequel.
>hello class I am your English teacher!
>Repeat after me :
>antagonist from early in the story eventually joins up with the protagonists
Actually I like this one
We're on to something here.
hero mai neem is sakura
uere ar iu fre-om?
>GIVE! GIVE! GIVE GIVE!!
>YOO GOHHNAH GIFF MEH SAMTHANG OREDDY?!
>WHAT THA FAWK AZZHAWL!
>The girl hit by the truck feels like a mere speed bump to MC while he's driving the truck.
>MC uses a powerful attack on the villain
>Big smoke cloud gathers
>YATA! WE GOT HIM
>They get a crit and kill you in one hit
Fucking Fire Emblem.
Konata is my favourite she's the kawaiiest.
Panty and Stocking!
>MC has to get his truck a new coat of paint before people report all the blood
Did you just ruin this for me?
I didn't think that it was all that bad, except for that key which was hidden under that platform surrounded by spikes. THAT shit was just evil
I like Konata too. But Kagami is where it's at.
I make the same noises Misato makes when i drink beer
Even if it kills me, I still won't give up!
She comes back because of LOVE
No, NOW its ruined for you
MC doesn't know that every fucking girl he knows loves him.
Both are kawaii but Tsukasa is kawaiier.
>the "english" dialogue in muv luv alternative
>You have to score x points on the next exam or the whole club will be disbanded.
>MC uses a powerful attack on the villain
>big smoke cloud gathers
>DID WE GET HIM?
>corpse in a crater
>they all feel really bad for killing someone
>Female Character has huge tits
>MC is actually a bro but sort of slow
>Once he sees the blood he thinks that he hit a little cat and cries and feels bad for the cat for the whole first episode while he's trucking and meets new people.
We can write this thing.
This nigga gets it
>Once he puts his mind into it, there's no stopping him
>mc's best friend is childhood friend with brown hair and glasses
I won't die, even if I was killed.
It's what families say, you don't say it at restaurants or anything. It's a little like grace.
I was playing UT2k4 today with a Japanese guy and he sounded almost exactly like Okabe when he was trying to speak English, saying random lines straight out of out-of-date rap lyrics. Then he started beatboxing for no reason, which he was actually incredibly good at.
>MC has killed thousands of mooks
>Defeats main villain
>"If I kill him I'll be just like him"
Ah shit. It's on my backlog.
>MC's boss is an old guy who always tells stories about what trucking was like in the old days
>Anime about cute HEALTHY girls that own a pawn-shop
>There's the grumpy grand-mother, the mother, the baka best friend and the main girl herself
>The anime's about them selling and buying random shit from the customers, and some rare stuff come in play every once in a while
Every fucking time.
>I'm no better than him
I fight on
I think you're watching too much History Channel.
In the oldest version I can remember this from in old Greece it was the idea that killing in defense of yourself isn't wrong but killing on an act of revenge or to stop them from doing what they may do in the future will inevitably lead you onto a path of acting just as they did.
In the actual story, which I can't for the life of me remember, the guy did end up killing them and ended up becoming like them because they killed people before they could commit their atrocities, and ended up wiping out towns until another guy came along and killed him. There wasn't a "if I kill him I'll be just like him" speech until after he killed the dude and contemplated on if he would become such a monster.
That's not too far-fetched
Now eyeshield 21, that's some unbelievable shit
>arc involving trying to get the MC's boss to a place he never trucked to
Nigga, what are you talking about?
It's definitely kawaii.
While not overly funny and it looked like shit the spinoff was pretty decent I certainly don't regret watching it.
>MC meets new, strange and interesting people each time he stops for gas.
>MC also helps them with their own problems
>MC meets a homeless old man who believes that he is Jesus Christ
>MC let's old man live with him and at the start and end of episodes old man gives philosophical insights on MC's day.
>Girl wakes up, realizes she slept in, and begins frantically getting ready while saying 'IKANAI' while the monologue begins
>"My name is Generic-chan, today is my first day of high school"
>pan over uniform hung up
>"I can't wait to see what high school has in store for me, I hope I run into a cute boy quickly, maybe I'll run into one on the way there" end of monolouge
>"Mou, I can't believe I'm gonna be late on my first day", she says, checking her watch while putting her shoes on, "Yosh, itadakimasu!" she yells, running out of the house with toast in her mouth
>While running to school, she approaches a bend where you cannot see around it, as soon as she enters the crossroad, MC-kun's truck hits her
>"Eh? Nandatte?" MC-kun says from in the truck, while the camera begins to pan up to a faraway shot of his truck and the music he had playing on the radio smoothly becomes the OP.
>good guy gets killed to show that ¨this situation is shit real right now¨
>bad guy gets defeated
>good guy somehow comes back to life, didn't actually get killed
why would deceive and humiliate me like this
I think it was the voices. It had a certain charm to it and really set the mood. And it's hard to get bored when every episode is a minute long and you watch it weekly.
>good guy doesn't come back to life
>never mentioned outside of that episode
Kantian over Utilitarian, huh?
this is exactly how i envisioned it
>MC's neighbour has a son who is a plane pilot
>Whenever Pilot has the time he visits his father and tries to pick up MC's daughter
I'm feeling our MC looks like Onizuka, what do you all think?
> why do you like Mc-kun
Because hes nice to me
> but everyones nice its to be expected isn't it?
> whose that?
That's popular-chan, middleseat-kun shes nicknamed rose of thorns because of all the rejections shes given
> pfffffft seriously -sigh-
Aint gonna see these lines in a anime.
Give me more of the main series. Watch cute starving girls is not enough.
Whoops made a mistake there. Sorry about that everyone. Here. Something cute to make up for it.
Many places have regulations against it that can get the parents in legal trouble. But I guess its fine really, it depends on everyone's sense of responsibility.
Don't worry about it. We're all friends here.
How about Slam Dunk? Heck, most spots anime have guys who look way too buff/old to be in high school.
The funny thing is that when you see the thats for their weight and height there is no way in hell they would look as pictured, it's like Japs think muscles doesn't weigh anything.
Oh that's good to know. Looks like I was worried over nothing. Anyways. Let's get back on topic. Which episode was your favourite?
>character dodges/blocks bullet
It isn't even cool if you've actually been in a fire fight. People getting hit by bullets and shrugging them off is cooler, but dodging/blocking them is just kind of blue-balling.
So tsun tsun~
>everyone's a lesbian and i'm not going to comment on that because it's perfectly normal in grorrius japan!
>that one autistic girl except Osaka because she was cool
>Shaft making hair float in place even though there's no wind, and then they're in a completely different position the next moment after
>Shaft also making hair float in place because of their super kawaii gravity defying hair gel
>He is fast!
Episode 1 since it introduced me to mai waifu.
>I guess I'll have to use THAT
>Transforms into super form and effortlessly defeats last boss
>Loses control and becomes new last boss
>Guess I shouldn't have used THAT
>MC looks badass and strong.
>yup MC is badass and strong.
Good reasoning, good reasoning. But I'm going to have to say they're ALL my favourite episodes.
Slam Dunk was more acceptable that the Hakushuu dinosaurs or kongou agon
I think Murata stopped giving a fuck about the ages at some point, i would pinpoint that around the time the wild guns are introduced
>search for the 100 poop nuggets and join them together
>one episode wher ethey find like 60 poop nuggets at once because they didn't want to make 100+ episodes
Inuyasha was actually pretty cool for a lot of odd reasons. It's still bad, but I respect it in a way.
I can't look at that picture without imagining how those two fucking would look like.
Man I fapped to her yesterday, was good.
>14 years old
>Kamina is a pedophile
In underground "how long is a year actually again" years.
Can't blame ya. She has it going on.
>new series with a cool plot and unique characters
>every girl is a titty monster
>not collecting the sacred poop nuggets to defeat the evil poopaku
I'm ashamed of how immature I am.
And then five minutes later...
I like that one. You don't get to hear it so often.
If I hear another oishi I might lose what's left of my sanity points though.
>13 years old
That scene almost gave me diabetes.
Flip some genders and add more mochi, you pretty much got Tamako Market.
Isn't that just the end of school days?
>13 years old
Nah was only yesterday I saw a zone's animation, wanna see it?
SAN is oishi.
My parents owned a beach house as a kid so I can understand this though
>rainbow colored females with super cool personalities
>tanned skin black haired grey eyed male mc who has no personality traits other than being oblivious
>It's just a Youmu look-alike trying to get KNK.
Yoko was 14!? Man.
That is so cool. Why haven't I seen this before?
These days I could believe it.
Most 13-14 year olds are starting to look 18. What the hell? Do you have any idea how confusing that fucking gets?
Yes, but not 365d/24h years.
Strange. Forgot my image somehow.
I realy liked that anime, I feel it's strongly underated
12 years old.
Can you go further?
That's not even what I was surprised about, I mean Yoko was pretty badass for a 14 year old. Although, this is anime...
>What club are you going to join anon-kun?
>Fuck that shit, I'm going home to play video games
how is eyeshield 21 unbelievable?
A few characters look too old, but not in general..
If they got a bit more serious with it I'd like it more. Just a little bit, not a lot.
This thread is making me hate anime.
Remember when that one guy breaks out of a submission by ripping the other dude's arms apart?
I remember Excel Saga starting with her getting hit by a truck or something but it still starred her.
have you ever seen an elite american high school football team?
You have to do it in that high-pitched, breathy sigh.
All boards involving media have these deconstruction threads.
its allways THE SMART ccHARACTER WITH GLASSES WHO zgeETS BIG BOOBS
WELL IVE WAITED 10 YEARS PURBERTY.
WHERE ARE MY BOOBS???
>looks like loli
What's bothering you with it's present state?
Found the actual text.
>"Gohan ni shimasu? Ofuro ni shimasu? Sore tomo Wa Ta Shi?" (ご飯にします？お風呂にします？それともワ・タ・シ？)
>A new transfer student?
>At this time of year!?
Japs don't do steroids as hard as Americans bro, basically every serious HS athlete in America is on some kind of junk.
For a manga/anime named "Grappler Baki" there is actually very little grappling in it.
All Rounder Meguru isn't even close in volumes and still has much more.
It's too silly but it doesn't have the attitude or atmosphere of something as silly as it is. It's also frivolous. I think it could benefit from having some harder continuity and some actual problems that cast has to face instead of in-episode start and solve problem puzzles.
It should still keep what it is and what it is doing, but I think it'd be far better if it was a bit more solid.
>Teacher looks attractive.
>have boyfriend problems.
It's when they're left to live on their own for months that it becomes stupid. Even worse, when the parent is just in a different part of Japan and is essentially paying for two apartments. And it's even dumber when it's a middle schooler and not a high schooler.
Seriously, does Japan give no fucks about child neglect?
I can only go high pitched when I play pretend. Otherwise it sounds unnatural.
>Christmas Cake teacher
Were you this incompetent during high school? As long as they have the means to buy groceries they're pretty much fine.
Anime is wish fulfillment for young people, it's not always going to make sense.
>Teacher is often drunk, hits students, and neglects lessons.
>Doesn't get fired.
>slutty acting character
>hasn't ever seen a penis before
>hasn't ever seen a penis before
>hasn't ever seen a penis before
>has seen a penis
Have you seen the No Rin threads that have been cropping up recently? There's always one image posted in them that demonstrates this perfectly.
I'll play with your pretend if you know what I mean.
Yeah, but they use the term 'grappler' rather than martial artist for some reason so maybe that's it.
ARM is pretty good as I remember
Yeah, but parents usually aren't cool with it. And usually in first world countries there are laws against leaving minors alone for long periods of time.
>turns out he's a girl
Why would they ruin something beautiful like that?
What does it mean?
Anime characters can only look ugly if they're designed to be that way.
I pray one day we'll see an anime based around Christmas cake teachers. Hopefully done by Kyoani.
I'll tell you when your older.
>Genki/tomboy with short hair
>Never wins and is usually barely even in the running
I hate this.
But I want to know now!
I never finished the show, does she ever get the dick?
Alright fine. It means
>Unexpected dramatic turn of events that change the whole feeling of the anime
That reminds me of when I watched shuffle! during my pleb days. I wasn't expecting much out of it since it was an eroge adaptation. Then shit hit the fan. I was realy surprised...
I think I see what you mean. The "arc" are pretty much jokes and there's barely any character development. The MC is retarded as ever and is only here for the Tsukkomi. He could at the very least taste one of her sandwiches!
I want to know how Zetsubo-Sensei hasn't been fired yet.
Why you gotta be like that?
>He didn't read the end
Be like what?
He's a fucking great teacher what are you talking about.
You know. I know know you know don't try and fool me.
There's that one angel from Dokuro-chan that's 9 years old but has the body of a supermodel.
Are you asking this seriously? If you are, I would recommend you read the ending of the manga, because it tells you why he's allowed to get away with all his shit.
that's played for laughs, though
Western example, which is cooler:
>Neo dodging bullets in The Matrix
>Dredd getting shot through a wall and barely reacting beyond a grunt and sliding down the wall
>Character dies due to some wound he got in the last battle
>They never actually showed the scene of him getting wounded, just some mechanics going "Oh wow this mech is pretty shot up", but not showing any details that would let you identify whose mech it was
Most confusing fucking death ever.
>No seriously, school idols
>Being a thing
>Having any real power
>Including the power to dish out punishments to students
Best teacher. Best dad.
I hate that shit so much.
>She's beautiful, athletic and top of the class too!
Guess who I'm describing.
>She's the daughter/grand daughter/niece of the schools principle/chairman/founder/headmaster.
>Guess who I'm describing.
The one who loses to a demonstrable idiot or shrew.
powerful school councils are awesome
Sometimes they are the same character. It's the friendly/Genki girl who always loses.
>Always white skin.
Why isn't there any black or asian people in anime?
Are there more of these?
>14 years old
>The foreigner never has brown hair.
And it's an extremely common hair color too.
>Half-japanese and half-european
>Blond hair and blue eyes
what do you expect when even the japanese themselves are quite often blond?
I guess they consider those traits to be exotic and hot.
Which explains they don't care about any other kind of gaijin.
In anime, those are dominant traits.
link it please
why is that vagina taking pictures of itself?
It's become self-aware.
That's become a cliche now.
Yes, it is. Knocking is not a social requirement, whereas locking the door is.
>cute girls doing cute things
>American transfer student.
>She has blue eyes and blonde hair.
>side/ one of the main characters
>wasn't born with skills. chosen one, or special compared to almost everyone.
>works hard to the point he can fight mc 1 on 1 who is special, chosen one & skills
>author and everyone in the series treat him like a joke/support character.
Ah, Japan and Aryans. A combination as old as time itself.