1. There must always be an Evangelion thread somewhere (this includes Asuka (aka best girl) threads, and Rei (worst doll) threads)
2. There must always be a thread about one of the Big Three
3. There must always be a thread about a patrician-tier anime everybody who's seen it likes but nobody likes to discuss on /a/
4. There must always be at least one thread talking about a subject which would fit better in another board
If one of these isn't met at any time, it should be a clear sign the world is ending
5. If OP is acting like a faggot, call him one.
Shut the fuck up faggot, and get the fuck out of here.
Asukafags are the worst.