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How do we stop the Madara?
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>>100054636
Love and puppy flashbacks, like always
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we kill sakura
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shit captcha and dubs flashbacks, like always
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stop reading naruto
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Flashbacks and friendship and lots and lots of meaningless speeches
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>>100054636
Friendship and asspulls like always
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Use a real ninja
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>>100054636
We kill Kishimoto.
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>>100054636
With dubs, BELIEVE IT.
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>no dubs yet

Sasuke and Naruto will strike him down together in some bullshit way. Right now he's too overpowered to be taken down ever.
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>>100054636
Who's stronger? Madara or Accelerator?
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>>100055958
You already tried that and it didn't work Hashirama-san.
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If dubs Lee will be the one to take him down
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>>100056147
Apparently Lee sucks. Rolling for Naruto then
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>>100056311
Nice naruto as expect of the samurai master.
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>Be Touma
>Punch him into the face
>>100056061
Accel by far, even Mikoto could beat him, same goes for Awaki, no idea about Kuroko.
And this isn't even counting in the mages.
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Sasuke and Naruto team up, Naruto pounds his fist in his chests and pronounces yet another meaningless monologue about being a man or a friend or some other bullshit.
Madara gets pulled into some chakra void white space and Naruto teaches him all about friendship. Madara starts to remember his childhood, we get 2 chapters or more of flashback on how Madara lost his friend or lover. He gets weaker, Sasuke and Naruto finish him.
Madara says something about loss, and how the future is hope. Then he dies. Crisis averted.
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>>100056311
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>>100056434
Speaking of which, does anyone have that massive chart of all the index characters and their relation/position.
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- Suddenly, ever dead person who ever mattered and a few who didn’t (including Haku, Zabuza and all the Akatsuki) are revived by a bullshit ressurection jutsu, rendering their deaths completely impactless. As if it wasn’t bad enough, the only way to defeat these zombies is with the power of friendship. No, really.
- Sasuke’s incredibly dumb and flawed reasoning of allying with Madara and attacking Konoha to get revenge for his brother (which Sasuke himself killed in the first place), even though that’s the one thing his brother specifically didn’t want and he made this damn clear.
- Retcons here are the rule. Sasuke meeting Karin in the forest of death, or Gaara suddenly being able to use sand without Shukaku. Just a few of the numerous examples.
- Naruto twists his ankle by accident (derp) right after getting the biggest powerup in the series, as a convenient excuse to have Gai fight
- The three stooges who are supposed to be strong jounin somehow really think they could capture and properly detain an S rank missing ninja in a wood prison. Did they not learn from their fumble with Kisame? They should know by now that these people won't give out any information, act like real ninjas for once (oh the blasphemy) and go for the kill.
- Naruto still believed he was on a S-ranked ecological mission, despite having Bee and half a dozen strong ninja with him and not knowing jackshit about biology (don’t forget he is the guy who, at the ripe age of 16, thought a pregnant woman was just fat), and spends his time looking at and fondling armadillo penises.
- Seriously? Defeating immortal, regenerating, virtually invincible zombies with the power of friendship? Literally?
etc etc etc
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>>100056434
As loathe as I am to start a powerlevel discussion I'm going to have to call bullshit here. we have a bunch of glass canons vs an ultimate ninja with enhanced strength, speed, regeneration, hypnotism eyes, unstoppable fire, unbreakable barriers, the ability to see chakra/mana, immunity to illusions so there's none to break, even more eye hax via rinnegan, meteor spam ,giant poison death trees, cloning techniques and the list goes on.
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>>100054636
Even Kishimoto doesn't know, and thinks he's made Madara way too strong.

This manga is beyond salvation.
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>>100056970
The thing is, their techniques are way more natural than the abilites of railgun espers are, since they alter reality in a small scale,
and they don't have any problems with energy. Also the ones I have listed have pretty good defence, and while it would be certainly
a hard fight for the latter ones, accel would wreck him just in a couple of minutes, since Madara pretty much uses natural vectors in
his skills.
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>>100056765
Literally every single point you've made is retarded and I'd explain why to you but I'm eating a cinnamon bun right now so I can't be arsed.
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Poke his eyes out?
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>>100054636
let him do his thing so we can unite with our waifus
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>>100057241
Obito pls.
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Dubs
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>>100057197
Accel is the only tough one and Madara can pretty much outlive him in his edo tensei or current form. It's like accel trying to kill an even more dangerous version Kakine before beele borg took over as far as durability goes.
Meanwhile madara can literally just make everything nearby unsuitable for human life or use eye hax to make Accel attack the wrong thing. This is not a fiar fight and you are vastly overestimating raildex characters.
Sure Madara wouldn't beat top tier guys but none of the people you've listed are above mid tier except accel and taking care of accel is just as simple as telling him to rape the lolis.
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>>100057217

The thing is Naruto is a magnet for idiots who don't even know how to discuss something properly nor did they watch a lot of series to have a better taste. Why is Gaia considered shit? Because most of their threads are about Naruto or Twilight. Sure I wouldn't care if it was a one thread with normal posts and spelling but most threads are something like:"sasuke is uber kawaii i am going to cosplay naruto at school gambatte" Having more Naruto threads here lures those kind of people who know about 4chan because of "funny images and jokes" and they usually ignore global rule about being underage. Do you see Japanese 2chan anime board having endless discussions and fanwanking about Naruto? No. Why? Because they think its a silly show for children.

It's stupid, it's full of plotholes, it's littered with characters that are just plain HORRIBLE, the fanbase is on par with the twilight and avatar one, atrocious fanshippers who watch the stuff only to see which girl will the protagonist that is irrefutably gay fuck first, extremely undeveloped characters and a utterly ridiculous anti hero who's lifeline is deus ex machina, actually, 98% of characters rely on that because Kishimoto can't write above anything what a caveman with a club lodged up his prehistoric anus could.

Also did i mention it's very yaoi'ish, thus attracting fujoshi and white knights who follow them, mouthbreathers and faggots? It also it attracts ADHD children, which, no matter how much your mother told you to respect the sick, are not wanted on /a/ and should just die off like the waste of resources they are.
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>>100057485

Close

now dubs
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>>100057494
Well, to be honest I don't pay attention in this thing at all anymore so I might underestimate Madara, a little, since I don't see him nearly as durable as Kakine, but if that's the case you are right I guess.
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>>100054636
we give a senszu bean to whatever character gets dubs
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>>100057546

Fuck dub
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- This manga is so gay. Ninja Romantica is what it should be named. Main character hyperventilates and passes out just by thinking about his lover. No, really. Then Naruto wakes up and the first thing he does is chase after Sasuke again, and when they meet even Sasuke questions his obsession (omg ur so gay Naruto stop humping my leg). And the worst thing is Naruto’s answer: “NOOO WE DIE TOGEHER after buttfucking”. I can’t believe this shit actually happened.
- Kishi said through Kakashi, one of the wisest characters in the series, that the Sharingan was said to descend from the Byakugan, but this got retconned a few chapters ago - not anymore, the sharingan descends from the sage’s rinnegan, and fuck the byakugan
- Sasuke survives with absolutely no chakra against deidara, against a nuke. Possibly biggest asspull in the series.
- Kisame knew Gai was a taijutsu user from fighting him not once but twice, yet suddenly loses half his braincells during their last fight, forgets this little fact and loses because of it.
- The moon goes around the earth. Madara's plan is hypnotizing everyone on earth with a moon-sharingan. Derp.
- Naruto forgot about Hinata. Chapter count: over 100
- Pain is later revealed to be Naruto’s distant cousin from the Uzumaki clan
- His father, his mother, a fox, a crow, a frog and his dark persona live in Naruto’s belly, with Bee and his octopus popping by for visits.
- Itachi could have kidnapped Sasuke all this time, or at least told him the truth about Konoha, and the truth about Madara, and prevent all this faggotry, but Kishi wanted to milk it
- 600 billion exploding pieces of paper would cover about 14% of the earth’s surface. And it IS fucking retarded.
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>>100057697

DUBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
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Thinly veiled dubs thread?
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>>100057763

I said dub
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>>100057763
Nice singles. Check these.
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>>100057822
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>>100055879
B-but even the weakest character in Naruto could rape Katangatariverse.
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>>100057900

Fucking finaly

Now another dub
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>>100057822
Nice dubs.
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>>100057956

Go on dub, the dubgod invoke you
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Naruto is a gateway anime of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping faggotry and DARKNESS. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.

However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look cool, the jutsus, peculiar, colorful clothes, the whole ninja faggotry and everything about the Naruto world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on revenge, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up.

Naruto is basically THE series to attract the most hated anime fanbase known to /a/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the fuck out of this show and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Naruto threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.
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>>100058014

Dub come again the dub prophet need you
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Shoot Kishimoto in the fucking head.

It's the only way.
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>>100057513
Do you have that page bookmarked or something?
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>>100054636
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>>100058060

DUB NO JUTU
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>>100057948
If you seriously believe that, please die.
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Fists of friendship and homolust, obviously.
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>>100058119

Fuck I want another dub
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>>100058016
That banner was pretty euphoric
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>>100058125
You do realize the slowest speed in Naruto is supersonic right?
Naruto and Sasuke were at that level in the beginning of the series.
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>>100058173

I'm gonna die

Please

Before Cancer takes me away
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Call the S.W.A.T and let them deal with him.
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>>100057822
Emi a shit
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>>100057822
>>100057919
>>100058010
>dubs
>then 919
>then 010
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>>100058230

No

please

dubs
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Naruto is a gateway anime of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping faggotry and DARKNESS. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.

However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look cool, the jutsus, peculiar, colorful clothes, the whole ninja faggotry and everything about the Naruto world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on revenge, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up.

Naruto is basically THE series to attract the most hated anime fanbase known to /a/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the fuck out of this show and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Naruto threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.
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>>100058255
SWAT CONFIRMED STRONGER THAN MADARA
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>>100058283

I implore you moto
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>>100058266
>>100058255
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>>100058342

MOTO SAMA

DUBSSSSSSSSS
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>>100058200
noice
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>>100058422

Yeah

never two without of three amirite
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DUBS BELIEVE IT!
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>>100058563

FUCK

I'M OFF TO BED AFTER TWO DUB

NOT BAD AFTER ALL
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>>100058627
>deviantart logo
disgusting
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>>100056582
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>>100057673
TLDR there's been so much hax introduced for Madara since he keeps on trolling everyone instead of actually trying to kill them that no matter what the end is going to be bullshit.

On a side note anyone claiming the ninjas lived so far because of FRIENDSHIP is an idiot.
The friendship moments are only there to be fucked with.
>Madara casts Meteor
>everyone panics
> Old fart summons the sum of his power to stop the meteor and save the entire army from being one shotted
>WERE SAVED
>Madara: You do realize i can cast more right?
>SHIT

Rinse and repeat this with some new layer of fuckery ever since he showed up.
>AHA WE HAVE SEALED HIM
>M: Nope that was a clone, also i'm right behind you.
>M: In my day we had real ninjas. ten thousand years and every last one of you sucs!
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So why is there a naruto game being advertised on /a/? Does moot really hate us that much?
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Everyone dies. Starting with Sasuke. Naruto ragefights Madara. Pulls out every trick in the book he knows, callbacks to every single fight in the series. Ends with a straight up fistfight brawl until they're too tired to move. Madara laughs his ass off, asking what the hell Naruto is going to do now? All his friends are dead. There's no-one left except Madara, and he can't even kill him to get revenge. Naruto talk no jutsus but fails. Madara still laughing his ass off. Then he brushes himself off and gets back up, flaring chakra and revealing he held himself back. Calls Naruto a fag who will never beat the First in fighting, but at least carried his ideals. Rinne Tenseis everyone back to life and dies laughing his ass off.
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>>100060000
Quads confirm.
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>>100060000
>>100060060
It's so perfect and yet a monstrosity at the same time.

PLEASE NO
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>>100057494
Obitos kamui seems like a good counter accelerator. It all depends on if accelerator can effect him when hes intangible and if he can reverse the vortex thing.
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>>100060000
I take back what I said.

It would be so fucking perfect.

/a/ would be left with the false hope that Naruto would actually end with some dignity left intact only for Pain at maximum to shatter their hopes.

To top it off Madara exits the stage completely based after effortlessly fucking the Z Fighters into oblivion and beyond showing for once the good guys just couldn't win.
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>>100060000
>Rinne Tenseis everyone back to life and dies laughing his ass off

My god, it's perfect.
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>>100060905
Thank you. Now if you excuse me I'm going to finish my naruto/code geass/death note/one piece BL harem self insert
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>>100055548
>>100055812
>Flashbacks
Truly a terrifying skill
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>>100059723
It doesn't take much money to buy an ad. People have bought ad space for dragon dildos and reddit just to be funny.
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>>100063615
Saved
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>>100060222
Tiering dimensions appart is a good counter for anything.
There was something simmilar in Raildex and they needed an army + touma + an inferior copy of the thing + index + a double saint to beat it.
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with trip
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Uh, isn't it obvious? Give him HIV. Even if he has his bullshit super regeneration, HIV will eventually destroy his immune system, leaving him a frail lifeless husk.
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>>100060000
He should take away all of the ninja powers in the world as he dies too.



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