You have 15 seconds to prove that your waifu is not a slut.
She does not exist.
W- well, I'll have to admit that she kind of is.
That's just what she tells you so that you don't find out she's cheating on you.
I can't do the impossible.
No one else sees her and no one else can touch her.
But she is. She's a total fucking whore who loves dicks.
I can't. She is your waifu clone. A slut just like the original.
She's a lesbian, and everyone knows that 2D lesbians are pure.
My waifu has probably serviced 200 million dicks.
Nice try. You can't clone her, she's too perfect.
>Implying she doesn't eat 100 other lesbians out daily.
she has this thing about glopping...
No waifu=pure waifu
There are millions of people who have fucked nobody.
Therefore, the absence of a waifu is, in fact, a slut.
I like sluts.
She's not real
She's faithful to her husband her whole life and has never been with anyone else.
She's not a slut no person who's had sex would crave the dick so much
That thing with Seiya leaves little doubt. But I love her anyway.
Yes, but each of them has also had sex zero times.
Because sex requires two participants, the absence of a waifu has also had sex zero times.
But keep in mind that nobody has sucked more cock than OP.
Therefore this "nobody" has sucked an immeasurable amount of cock, and is therefore a slut.
What does Ulysses have to do with anything now?
But I like sluts.
doesnt she have dark purple hair?