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You have 15 seconds to prove that your waifu is not a slut.
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>>100053700

She does not exist.
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W- well, I'll have to admit that she kind of is.
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>>100053797
That's just what she tells you so that you don't find out she's cheating on you.
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>>100053700
I can't do the impossible.
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No one else sees her and no one else can touch her.
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But she is. She's a total fucking whore who loves dicks.
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>>100053700
I can't. She is your waifu clone. A slut just like the original.
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She's a lesbian, and everyone knows that 2D lesbians are pure.
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My waifu has probably serviced 200 million dicks.
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>>100054106
Nice try. You can't clone her, she's too perfect.
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>>100054123
>Implying she doesn't eat 100 other lesbians out daily.
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>>100053700
she has this thing about glopping...
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No waifu=pure waifu
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>>100054433
There are millions of people who have fucked nobody.
Therefore, the absence of a waifu is, in fact, a slut.
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>>100053861

Who?
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I like sluts.
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is she?
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She's not real
>>100055039
You're mom
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>>100053700
She's faithful to her husband her whole life and has never been with anyone else.
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She's not a slut no person who's had sex would crave the dick so much
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>>100053700
What waifu?
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>>100055039
Usagi.

That thing with Seiya leaves little doubt. But I love her anyway.
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>>100054575
Yes, but each of them has also had sex zero times.
Because sex requires two participants, the absence of a waifu has also had sex zero times.
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Can't.
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>>100055547
But keep in mind that nobody has sucked more cock than OP.
Therefore this "nobody" has sucked an immeasurable amount of cock, and is therefore a slut.
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>>100055721
>nobody
What does Ulysses have to do with anything now?
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But I like sluts.
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>>100055627
doesnt she have dark purple hair?



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