Does Nisemonogatari accurately portray what it is like to brush one's imouto's teeth?
try it faggot
Personally, I think it is bullshit.
Yes it does.
I speak from experience.
It accurately portrays how anime looks like when it's adaptating poor LN material and pandering to otaku in a not so satiric way.
>tfw no imouto
Not a single mention of oral hygiene-kun?
Grandpa pls. Shitposting about Kyoani and Shaft is old news, shitposting about Kyoani and Trigger is the new hotness.
I don't even like KyoAni. Shaft hasn't made a good anime since SZS.
I feel ashamed that the animators of this shit were probably thinking I asked for this and were disgusted by me for liking the rest of their own show.
5 minutes earlier.
>Anything but pretentious haremshit
When Araragi brushes his teeth does it feel like he's brushing Shinobu's teeth as well?
What about Madoka? Obviously not 10/10 by any means but it'd be hard to argue that it's a bad show.
SZS is easily the best thing Shaft has done though.
Monogatari (depending on the season)>=Arakawa>Madoka>SZS
Madoka is good but also absurdly overrated.
I'd have to reverse that order completely. I agree with your second comment though.
In this order.
I'm not sure what metric you're judging them on. Madoka is known for a significant lack of character development in a series which relies on the suffering of those characters for impact. SZS does a good job as a SOL comedy with a dark twist, but isn't doesn't seem exceptional to me in any way.
Most people on /a/ like SZS for the girls. It's not like most get 90% of the content in the episodes.
It's why the threads are nothing but best girl image dumps with very few exceptions.
What is "SZS"?
Super Zodiac Sentai.
It's very easy to guess, but even when that doesn't, a simple Google search works perfectly.
>Madoka is known for a significant lack of character development
Someone doesn't know shit about what they're talking about.
I try to judge things based on a special metric that combines objective quality and personal enjoyment.
SZS ranks at the top for me because of the great OST, appealing art, great VAs, likable characters, and occasional funny moments.
It's one of the biggest complaints against S1. Mami's death was so fast that it presented little more than shock value, it was quite obviously done to hook people within the 3 episode rule, and her character development was rushed as a result. Every death after that had almost no impact because the main cast didn't interact enough in a significant fashion. Hell, the most significant scenes in the series were in the fucking alternate universe because Madoka and Homura and co were shown as actual comrades and not just a bunch of fucking strangers.
>SZS is easily the best thing Shaft has done though.
I don't think so. (Bake)monogatari, Madoka, and Arakawa are better.
Also, Rumba > Ringo > Bure
My nigga, this is now a shinobu thread.
That sounds very subjective but I'm glad you enjoyed it so much, anon.
Shinobu anon do you not have any images involving kissing, hand-holding, or cuddling?
wait did she died is she kill
tfw my nee-san did it on me
are all i have
And then you fucked, right? Or did your twin brother interrupt you?
This scene was so sublimely erotic and tantalizing it transcends not only the entire series, not only the extended canon, but modern anime fan service at large. It isn't just an incredible Gainax Bounce or jean-shorts camel toe; instead, it's a metaphor so evocative—even though its nature is so ubiquitous—that the fact it gets Karen so hot that she teeters on the brink of cumming for almost 3 minutes is so god damn arousing in its novelty.
For Christ's sake, I can't even form coherent sentences while I'm thinking about it: the tears welling up in her eyes, the metallic tasting saliva of increased alkalinity as her arousal rapidly peaks; ragged breaths, punctuated by desperate whines and mousy squeaks if she dares try and do more than groan; rigid lower back and glutes contracting involuntarily to brace against him, a feigned resistance; nearly as rigid as her crux, the meeting of her legs to her mound, radiating such warm heat you could feel it from a foot above her lap; but nothing as impressing as her gaze, one that has lost every trace of humiliation and shame and simply inquires longingly into you, pleading for you to buttress her already soaring pleasure with all the affection you can muster. At that moment, while still stimulating all the most sensitive areas of her mouth you allow your hand to graze, feather-light, so impossibly slow from the subtle depression of her throat down, down...ever downward: breastbone to the cleft between her breasts, down the gentle ridges of her abdomen, dropping quickly to her navel to elicit a playful whimper as its the first (and more minor) of the blessed crevices to come. With that thought in mind you can't help but quicken your descent, quickening to the mons-pubis and yet another quivering murmur. With expert timing you brush the fine hair above her sweeter lips, allowing her scent to fill the air a moment before the tip of your middle finger finally touches the glistening petal of which it dreamed.
Araragi's expression and holding that fucking sword cracks me up. It's like one of those hilariously bad "gangsta" images.
>That feel when it seems like you've discussed so much Monogatari that there's nothing left and all you can do is wait for the next adaptation and/or the nonexistent LN translations.
The same can be said about Monogatari.
Monogatari has a plot, and the harem is actually being rapidly dissolved in the more recent works.
I'm waiting on Aniplex USA to release Neko Black BDs. How long will I wait? Will they just bundle it with Second Season?
>Implying ararararagi doesnt get his harem
where is snail ;_;
Just for you.
I guess you could say they're moving on.
fuck you carlos
It's hardly a harem when one of the girls won almost immediately.
I don't get it.
That joke is so bad I could die.
This makes me so fucking sad