This is DISGUSTING in the eyes of GOD!!!
I am many things, anon, but here, I am god.
A piece of fiction is disgusting in the eyes of a fictional character!!!
My sides. Well said.
Jesus died for their sins.
In fact, same-sex kissing isn't even a sin.
You need a new god, anon.
The 5th and 6th centuries was the 'golden age' of Christian forgery. In a moment of shocking candour, the Manichean bishop (and opponent of Augustine) Faustus said:
"Many things have been inserted by our ancestors in the speeches of our Lord which, though put forth under his name, agree not with his faith; especially since – as already it has been often proved – these things were written not by Christ, nor [by] his apostles, but a long while after their assumption, by I know not what sort of half Jews, not even agreeing with themselves, who made up their tale out of reports and opinions merely, and yet, fathering the whole upon the names of the apostles of the Lord or on those who were supposed to follow the apostles, they maliciously pretended that they had written their lies and conceits according to them."
>Implying Jesus is canon
>Implying the second testament isn't fanfiction
"Then God has a son with a human mother. And that son had SUPERPOWERS!"
Nice meme, faggot.