How does Shinji learn piano so fast?
With the help of Kaworu's penis, Shinji can accomplish anything.
how did he pick up robots so fast?
He was already a musician. Remember the cello? I'm not saying keyboard is exactly like strings and there's no transition, but he can already read music, understands chords and so forth. There's some musicianship there to build on.
Also, it was a montage, and you know how montages work.
I learned the Violin before Piano and there's no way for me to do a duet like Quatre Mains in one week.
He wanted Kaoru's d
He didn't. You don't need skill/knowledge to pilot Evangelion, you need compatibility.
You would if some white haired guy awakened your homo/angelosexuality
space homo magic
Kaworu is a good teacher.
Went to go see it in theatres a couple of hours ago, Kaworu gauged some hilarious fucking reactions from the crowd.
3.33 is premiering in a lot of theaters, Pasadena being the place I saw it in.
Was he too homo for them, or something?
gay space magic
Curse of the eva!
Clones can be implanted with knowledge.
Kaworu is not gay at all and just wants to be a good friend for Shinji.
He's actually been repeating those days/years multiple times. He retains things like motor function and muscle memory but just not his mental memories.
Given that he already played an instrument, and that that's all he probably did for all those days he stayed on Nerv, he probably was able to play that and only that.
I played a few instruments before I started on piano, and it's taken me a year to get fucking anywhere on this instrument.
How do I hand independence.
Which makes him is gay
Why don't you play an instrument /a/? You also can find your own albino homo!
He still sucked at the beginning and couldn't even walk.
> Being able to learn piano in a week
Is there something penis can't achieve?
But he literally tells him he loves him
>Not loving your friends
Are you gay?
...As a friend, right?
He was nervous, like when he first played the piano.
Piloting Eva = playing the Piano. He synced with Kaworu immediately. He wasn't playing alone, unlike Kaworu, he was playing with Kaworu.
What? You've never told your friends you love them?
My mother played cello and she can play on piano pretty good because learning piano was part of her musical education in school. Music is like any science - first you learn basics - solfeggio etc. Then you learn piano and the instrument of your choice.
Anon is wrong. Kaworu loves Shinji but it isn't gay because Kaworu isn't human. If you fuck a male horse, you aren't gay because it's irrelevant the gender of the thing you fuck to your sexuality unless that thing is human.
God, it had nothing to do with music skill. Did people not play attention? It was about synchronization, that's why they could pilot Eva 13 after. It was also a dialogue between them using music.
It's Anno's 2deep bullshit
> If you fuck a male horse, you aren't gay
Anon I'm worried, your mom might've had her own Kaworu if it took her less than several years to learn piano.
You're just not practicing enough anon.
A horse vagina or a horse anus, they are both the same.
Shinji, on the other hand, doesn't know Kaworu's an angel, so he's lusting after a boy. Making him bi...
Couldn't the same be said about human anuses?
It took her several years in music school and then music college. And I suppose Shinji went to one as well, because he plays good.
B-but who says this to a friend
We knew this because of Kaji and his daddy issues.
Just the scene where he's laying down in the generic suggestive pose surprised a ton of the people there, there were some laughs, but mostly yells of surprise.
Yes, but human anuses are attached to a male figure. Horse ladies and horse gentlemen, on the other hand, look the same.
that's the tv series rebuild karl is totally str8 m8
All friends, before becoming an item.
God I hate scales
My friend used to tell me this all the time when he came over to sleep at my house and I know for sure he's not gay.
Rebuild Kaworu says the same shit, only that he was truly born to meet him.
Kaworu is socially retarded, not gay.
He retains some minor knowledge of his past loops
Shinji was lusting after Kaworu who cockblocked him the entire movie. What is this bullshit? Shinji should have raped him against the piano or his bed.
> raped him against the piano
Playing Mozart with his balls in the progress. Fucking fund it.
Kaworu must give some nasty head
He's not Rei, anon.
>implying Shinji isn't the bottom in every potential pairing
Yes, even LRS
He even fell from the Central Dogma pyramid when he tried to top.
If that's the case he should be able to play violin, not piano
Shinji excels at all things faggotry.
Why is shinji such a dumbass?
>He retains some minor knowledge of his past loops
You know this how?
But Rei is gay and not socially retarded.
He said "this time I will make you happy".
That sounds much better than the Rebellion crowd.
That was Kaworu
>not socially retarded
Holy dear lord
You can seriously never have enough delicious brown.
Rei still looks nice, Asuka is far too dark.
Hah, it was the same thing at the showing I went to
Doesn't fit them. Isn't there already a brown girl in 3.0?
Which cinema did you go to? Apparently there are some anons that met without even knowing it.
Have those people never seen the original series?
Did they not know what to expect from Kaworu?
Muscle memory is how you hand independence.
Japan loved that Kaworu's suggestive pose and bedroom eyes. That pic was chosen as the face of the fucking movie in all cinema and online newspapers blogs.
Even in the awards, that was the pic.
>that Okinawan Yui
There are a lot of people who still believe that there was nothing homo going on between Shinji and Kaworu.
>western adaption of NGE
>everyone half-nigger because american audience
>director claims because it takes place in the future and future is multicultural
>implying Akari ever thinks about penis
>implying they are not a bunch of newfags.
I wouldn't be surprised.
Why is shinji so sexy with a collar?
It is know that the "Curse of eva" also boost your piano skills.
Because you're a filthy fujo.
Because you would keep him as a submissive sex toy
/pol/ pls go
New eva pachinko. I'm disappointed Toji can be added as special pilot.
Kaworu and Rei would be half asian to be "ethereal."
Why is Shinji so lewd?
He's just very dramatic & wants to make Shinji feel special because their friends.
>that Shinji ass
> All the women are on top of buildings
> Kaworu is specifically on top of the Eva's "horn"
I just read the drafts of episode 24 and I found funny Kaworu basically told Shinji who nearly confessed his undying love for him "no homo."
Is this a reference to Medea? Othello?
Shinji confirmed for girl.
>Trying so hard to force this stupid joke.
There is no homolust going on, you're extremely quick to jump to conclusions.
I HATE IT
Kaworu's just chatting with his mother in law.
I think it's nice.
Wouldn't be surprised if there were a couple other people from /a/ there, just given the demographics
He hates it!
untold musical prodigy being bred by a 10,000 year old musical bloodline
but the more logical answer is that angelpenis.
I watched the movie in the week of the premiere in Ohsaka. I was in a theater packed with girls who were giggling and crying quietly during the entire movie.
> Shinji chat with Rei in casual way
I like it
I don't know shit about either music or the piano itself, but the EoE inspired me to try and learn Jesus bleibt meine freude.
I managed to learn 7 or 8 bars of my right hand in a few days. I'm gonna try and learn that whole part before simple chords for both hands are played with my right hand, and then I'm going to learn Bass and combine those two note for note.
Can any musically educated anon tell me how are piano pieces practiced, both hands at once, or one by one and then finally combining those two?
Power of love.
Too early for evageekers to come and ruin threads.
Watched it in Pasadena, It was a nice quiet crowd, except the one scene with Kowaru threw everyone off.
I would quite like to watch Eva on the big screen, but unfortunately there aren't any screenings in Bongland.
Yeah other than that the crowd was pretty much silent.
Except for one really confused girl whispering questions to the friend/boyfriend who had clearly drug them to something they didn't know or care about
I love that song.
It's not a song anon.
Why didn't Misato just explain to Shinji that causing another impact is dangerous?
Girls like Eva?
You mean fat landwhales?
Why would girls not like Eva?
He's talking about Japan. Half of the fanbase is female.
why didn't the eagles just fly the lances to mordor
Or just boys in skirts
>EWWWWWW ANON, WHY DID HE FEEL A 14 YEAR OLD GIRL'S BOOB? IS THIS THE KIND OF STUFF YOU LIKE? SICK FUCK!
>ANON WHAT'S GOING ON, I'M CONFUSED?
>GIANT ROBOTS ARE BORING ANON
Because Misato is one confused bitch as well
She should, she could tell Shinji what the fuck happen as he freeze back then. It'll worth ten minute
But instead, she going full bitch mode
I thought everyone knew that Kaworu was Chiaki Kuriyama's husbando.
Evastore was full of girls when I visited.
I've always got the impression that the Japanese audience is always dead silent.
Eva is mainstream in Japan, don't you know? It's not landwhales.
It may even be slightly over 50% after Q.
More silent than the American one, but they were muffled giggles and crying I could catch on from the girls next to me and in front.
Well, that's different then.
Depends on the girl. If they're a pretentious type, you can get them to watch the original series by pointing out the pretention and promising that End of Evangelion will make it all worth it.
Rei isn't human, does that mean that Rei loving Shinji isn't hetero? What the fuck am I on about?
Add that to the reasons why I need to go to Japan I guess.
Next to the current generation of Japanese men being dickless "herbivore men" and all the chicks a white guy can pick up by virtue of being white.
All the race queens for eva race are fans of Eva. Latest Kaworu's race queen in particular is pretty diehard Evafag.
Do they have penises?
Rei doesn't love Shinji in a romantic sense m8.
Not the guy you're replying to, but the girls I met in Evastore were very cordial too. They invited me to the Eva karaoke they had booked but I was about to catch my flight the day before that.
This isn't a futa doujin.
Race queen is what the Japanese call pit babes.
Basically like round card girls or booth babes for racing.
If they were landwhales, the seizes of the eva clothes would be completely different. I've always seen the smaller ones getting out of stock first.
The older race queens.
She didn't even know that that would make an impact.
I wanna cum on the Kaworus stomach
She does have a cute belly, doesn't she?
Just like every man is
>GIVE ME BOOBS AND ASSESS WHERE ARE MY BOOBS AND ASSESS
I don't know if you can't into women or human beings in general.
>expecting /a/nons to have any idea of what the real world is like at all
Because he's a mama's boy
>sit in cinema
>watching Evangelion Final unspoilered
>fight scene from trailer with EVA08+02 starts
>suddenly http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4hxfXLKCU8 starts playing
Eva got a sizable female fanbase on the 90s because women could relate to its female characters. Now it's all about the albino faggot. To be fair, the female characters went to shit on Rebuild
>Eva got a sizable female fanbase on the 90s because women could relate to its female characters. Now it's all about the albino faggot.
Bitch please, it was always about the albino faggot and the whiny faggot being fags.
Stop being delusional. He and shinji came out right on top of Newtypes favorite male character of the decade poll even 10 years ago.
I remember I vomited the 2nd half of the series and EoE together. I felt like vomiting afterwards and was depressed for a week.
Women were into Eva before the albino faggot hit the fujo world. Anno even got congratulations letters from female viewers for the portrayal of the female characters. Back then, the fandom cared a little more about the plot and relating to the characters not just for self-inserting purposes.
10 years ago. Now Shinji is Japan's #1 public enemy and Kaworu has reached a god-tier status on Japan.
>Now Shinji is Japan's #1 public enemy
He destroyed the world.
Nah, he just killed Carl
He's right. When it comes to anything that requires intelligence and abstract thinking in fiction & fanbases women fall behind on the average.
That's a really shitty reason to hate him.
Japan and EVA nowadays is silly. The crowd that doesn't get offended by the stupidity are of course the ones that's going to stick with it.
Damn, I thought the mainstream crowd in area eleven would somehow be better than the otaku.
What makes you think they're that different? Hell, what statistic do you even have for otaku vs mainstream? Do otaku wear some kind of yellow star of david or something?
It's not that strange however, because that's how EVA rolls.
Anno, Tsurumaki, and staff are always calling out Shinji for being a failure in various ways. Plus for the new Rebuild movies to work, for the plot progression and decision-making of everyone to be normal and acceptable, Shinji has to be absolutely balls-to-the-wall retarded and dumb.
You either accept that, or you reject the entire world of eva as presented per today, and any kind of fan won't be rejecting it, since then they wouldn't be fans. This also means they hold what Anno and the rest says in high regard, meaning they agree on any regard the staff might make on Shinji being a failure.
This is why regular eva communities both in Japan and elsewhere have a burning hatred for Shinji, the only exception being acceptance through shipping.
Why? He's suffered enough ;_;
See OP, because fujoshi and Anno.
>>100044105 OP here. Did mean for this to turn into a homo thread. I was genuinely curious, I-I swear!
didn't. Damn it.
We call that a freudian slip. Not exactly but close enough
Too bad Japan doesn't believe in human rights.
Kaworu is x1000 more retarded than Shinji but he gets a free pass for his pretty face and good publicty