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How does Shinji learn piano so fast?
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With the help of Kaworu's penis, Shinji can accomplish anything.
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how did he pick up robots so fast?
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He was already a musician. Remember the cello? I'm not saying keyboard is exactly like strings and there's no transition, but he can already read music, understands chords and so forth. There's some musicianship there to build on.

Also, it was a montage, and you know how montages work.
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>>100032864
I learned the Violin before Piano and there's no way for me to do a duet like Quatre Mains in one week.
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>>100032711
He wanted Kaoru's d
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>>100032787
He didn't. You don't need skill/knowledge to pilot Evangelion, you need compatibility.
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>>100032917
You would if some white haired guy awakened your homo/angelosexuality
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>>100032711
space homo magic
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>>100032711
Kaworu is a good teacher.
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Went to go see it in theatres a couple of hours ago, Kaworu gauged some hilarious fucking reactions from the crowd.
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>>100035578
???
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>>100035707
3.33 is premiering in a lot of theaters, Pasadena being the place I saw it in.
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>>100035578
Was he too homo for them, or something?
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gay space magic
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>>100032711
Autistic genius.
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Synchronization.
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Curse of the eva!
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Clones can be implanted with knowledge.
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Kaworu is not gay at all and just wants to be a good friend for Shinji.
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He's actually been repeating those days/years multiple times. He retains things like motor function and muscle memory but just not his mental memories.
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Given that he already played an instrument, and that that's all he probably did for all those days he stayed on Nerv, he probably was able to play that and only that.
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>>100032864
I played a few instruments before I started on piano, and it's taken me a year to get fucking anywhere on this instrument.

How do I hand independence.
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>>100036089
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>>100036089
Which makes him is gay
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Why don't you play an instrument /a/? You also can find your own albino homo!
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>>100033968
He still sucked at the beginning and couldn't even walk.
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> Being able to learn piano in a week
Is there something penis can't achieve?
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>>100036089
But he literally tells him he loves him
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>>100036246
>Not loving your friends

Are you gay?
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>>100036246
...As a friend, right?

Right?
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>>100036200

He was nervous, like when he first played the piano.

Piloting Eva = playing the Piano. He synced with Kaworu immediately. He wasn't playing alone, unlike Kaworu, he was playing with Kaworu.
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>>100036246
What? You've never told your friends you love them?
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My mother played cello and she can play on piano pretty good because learning piano was part of her musical education in school. Music is like any science - first you learn basics - solfeggio etc. Then you learn piano and the instrument of your choice.
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>>100036246
Anon is wrong. Kaworu loves Shinji but it isn't gay because Kaworu isn't human. If you fuck a male horse, you aren't gay because it's irrelevant the gender of the thing you fuck to your sexuality unless that thing is human.
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>>100036447

God, it had nothing to do with music skill. Did people not play attention? It was about synchronization, that's why they could pilot Eva 13 after. It was also a dialogue between them using music.

It's Anno's 2deep bullshit
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>>100036482
> If you fuck a male horse, you aren't gay
You're doublegay
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>>100036447
Anon I'm worried, your mom might've had her own Kaworu if it took her less than several years to learn piano.
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>>100036125
You're just not practicing enough anon.
SCALES.
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>>100036514
A horse vagina or a horse anus, they are both the same.
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>>100036482

Shinji, on the other hand, doesn't know Kaworu's an angel, so he's lusting after a boy. Making him bi...
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>>100036547
Couldn't the same be said about human anuses?
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>>100036519
It took her several years in music school and then music college. And I suppose Shinji went to one as well, because he plays good.
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>>100036288
>>100036296
>>100036312
B-but who says this to a friend
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>>100036553

We knew this because of Kaji and his daddy issues.
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>>100035763
Just the scene where he's laying down in the generic suggestive pose surprised a ton of the people there, there were some laughs, but mostly yells of surprise.
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>>100036569
Yes, but human anuses are attached to a male figure. Horse ladies and horse gentlemen, on the other hand, look the same.
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>>100036576
that's the tv series rebuild karl is totally str8 m8
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>>100036576

All friends, before becoming an item.
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>>100036521
God I hate scales
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>>100036576
My friend used to tell me this all the time when he came over to sleep at my house and I know for sure he's not gay.
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>>100036594
Really?
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>>100036598

Rebuild Kaworu says the same shit, only that he was truly born to meet him.
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>>100036650
Sure.
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>>100036576
Kaworu is socially retarded, not gay.
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He retains some minor knowledge of his past loops
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Shinji was lusting after Kaworu who cockblocked him the entire movie. What is this bullshit? Shinji should have raped him against the piano or his bed.
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>>100036714
> raped him against the piano
Playing Mozart with his balls in the progress. Fucking fund it.
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>>100036714
Kaworu must give some nasty head
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>>100036690

He's not Rei, anon.
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>>100036714
>implying Shinji isn't the bottom in every potential pairing
Yes, even LRS
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>>100036714
>Shinji
>topping

He even fell from the Central Dogma pyramid when he tried to top.
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>>100036694
If that's the case he should be able to play violin, not piano
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Shinji excels at all things faggotry.
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Why is shinji such a dumbass?
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>>100036798
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>>100036694
>He retains some minor knowledge of his past loops
You know this how?
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>>100036896
The manga
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>>100036896

Anno.
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>>100036811
But Rei is gay and not socially retarded.
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>>100036896
He said "this time I will make you happy".
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>>100036587
That sounds much better than the Rebellion crowd.
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愛の力です。
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>>100036939
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>>100036948
That was Kaworu
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>>100036939
>Rei
>not socially retarded

What?
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>>100036977
Holy dear lord
You can seriously never have enough delicious brown.
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>>100036977
Rei still looks nice, Asuka is far too dark.
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>>100036587
Hah, it was the same thing at the showing I went to
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>>100036977

Doesn't fit them. Isn't there already a brown girl in 3.0?
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>>100036798
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>>100037010
Which cinema did you go to? Apparently there are some anons that met without even knowing it.
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>>100036587
>>100037010
Have those people never seen the original series?
Did they not know what to expect from Kaworu?
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>>100036125
Muscle memory is how you hand independence.
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>>100037001
>too dark
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>>100036587

Japan loved that Kaworu's suggestive pose and bedroom eyes. That pic was chosen as the face of the fucking movie in all cinema and online newspapers blogs.

Even in the awards, that was the pic.
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>>100036977
>that Okinawan Yui

HHHHNNNNNNGGGGGGG
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>>100037050
There are a lot of people who still believe that there was nothing homo going on between Shinji and Kaworu.
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>>100036977
>western adaption of NGE
>everyone half-nigger because american audience
>director claims because it takes place in the future and future is multicultural
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>>100036202
>implying Akari ever thinks about penis
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>>100037050
>implying they are not a bunch of newfags.

I wouldn't be surprised.
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>>100032711
Why is shinji so sexy with a collar?
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It is know that the "Curse of eva" also boost your piano skills.
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>>100037116
Because you're a filthy fujo.
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>>100037089

Unironically?
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>>100037116
Because you would keep him as a submissive sex toy
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>>100037093
/pol/ pls go
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>>100037153
I would.
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New eva pachinko. I'm disappointed Toji can be added as special pilot.
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>>100037116
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>>100037001
Really?
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>>100036939
>>100036977
I'd both
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>>100037093

Kaworu and Rei would be half asian to be "ethereal."
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>>100037174
Why is Shinji so lewd?
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>>100036576
He's just very dramatic & wants to make Shinji feel special because their friends.
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>>100037182
>that Shinji ass

Oh, my.
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>>100037182
> All the women are on top of buildings
> Kaworu is specifically on top of the Eva's "horn"
SYMBOLSYSM
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I just read the drafts of episode 24 and I found funny Kaworu basically told Shinji who nearly confessed his undying love for him "no homo."
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>>100037263
Explain.

Is this a reference to Medea? Othello?
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>>100037263

Shinji confirmed for girl.
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>>100037263
>Trying so hard to force this stupid joke.
There is no homolust going on, you're extremely quick to jump to conclusions.
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>>100037275
I HATE IT
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>>100037293
Descartes
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>>100037263

Kaworu's just chatting with his mother in law.
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>>100037275
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>>100037308
I think it's nice.
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>>100037030
San Francisco
Wouldn't be surprised if there were a couple other people from /a/ there, just given the demographics
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>>100037308
He hates it!
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>>100037191
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>>100032711
untold musical prodigy being bred by a 10,000 year old musical bloodline

but the more logical answer is that angelpenis.
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>>100037361

I watched the movie in the week of the premiere in Ohsaka. I was in a theater packed with girls who were giggling and crying quietly during the entire movie.
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>>100037182
> Shinji chat with Rei in casual way
I like it
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I don't know shit about either music or the piano itself, but the EoE inspired me to try and learn Jesus bleibt meine freude.

I managed to learn 7 or 8 bars of my right hand in a few days. I'm gonna try and learn that whole part before simple chords for both hands are played with my right hand, and then I'm going to learn Bass and combine those two note for note.

Can any musically educated anon tell me how are piano pieces practiced, both hands at once, or one by one and then finally combining those two?
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>>100037438
>inb4 evageeks
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>>100032711
Power of love.
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>>100036977

Asukaniqua
Reinaynay
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>>100037481

Too early for evageekers to come and ruin threads.
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>>100037361
Watched it in Pasadena, It was a nice quiet crowd, except the one scene with Kowaru threw everyone off.
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>>100037545
I would quite like to watch Eva on the big screen, but unfortunately there aren't any screenings in Bongland.
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>>100037545
Yeah other than that the crowd was pretty much silent.

Except for one really confused girl whispering questions to the friend/boyfriend who had clearly drug them to something they didn't know or care about
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I love that song.
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>>100037640
It's not a song anon.
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Why didn't Misato just explain to Shinji that causing another impact is dangerous?
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>>100037430
Girls like Eva?
You mean fat landwhales?
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>>100037687
Why would girls not like Eva?
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>>100037687

He's talking about Japan. Half of the fanbase is female.
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>>100037678
why didn't the eagles just fly the lances to mordor
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>>100037687
Or just boys in skirts
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>>100037687
>EWWWWWW ANON, WHY DID HE FEEL A 14 YEAR OLD GIRL'S BOOB? IS THIS THE KIND OF STUFF YOU LIKE? SICK FUCK!
>ANON WHAT'S GOING ON, I'M CONFUSED?
>GIANT ROBOTS ARE BORING ANON
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>>100037678
Because Misato is one confused bitch as well
She should, she could tell Shinji what the fuck happen as he freeze back then. It'll worth ten minute
But instead, she going full bitch mode
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>>100037687

I thought everyone knew that Kaworu was Chiaki Kuriyama's husbando.
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>>100037687

Evastore was full of girls when I visited.
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>>100037430
I've always got the impression that the Japanese audience is always dead silent.
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>>100037687
Eva is mainstream in Japan, don't you know? It's not landwhales.

>>100037732
It may even be slightly over 50% after Q.
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>>100037965

More silent than the American one, but they were muffled giggles and crying I could catch on from the girls next to me and in front.
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>>100037790
Meant for:
>>100037717
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>>100038010
>>100037732
>japanese fanbase

Well, that's different then.
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>>100037790
>>100038050
Depends on the girl. If they're a pretentious type, you can get them to watch the original series by pointing out the pretention and promising that End of Evangelion will make it all worth it.
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>>100036482
Rei isn't human, does that mean that Rei loving Shinji isn't hetero? What the fuck am I on about?
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>>100037687
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>>100038113

Yes.
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>>100037732
Add that to the reasons why I need to go to Japan I guess.

Next to the current generation of Japanese men being dickless "herbivore men" and all the chicks a white guy can pick up by virtue of being white.
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>>100038010

All the race queens for eva race are fans of Eva. Latest Kaworu's race queen in particular is pretty diehard Evafag.
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>>100038213
>race queens

Do they have penises?
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>>100038113
Rei doesn't love Shinji in a romantic sense m8.
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>>100038181

Not the guy you're replying to, but the girls I met in Evastore were very cordial too. They invited me to the Eva karaoke they had booked but I was about to catch my flight the day before that.
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>>100038252

This isn't a futa doujin.
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>>100038252
Race queen is what the Japanese call pit babes.

Basically like round card girls or booth babes for racing.
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>>100037687

If they were landwhales, the seizes of the eva clothes would be completely different. I've always seen the smaller ones getting out of stock first.
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>>100038252

The older race queens.
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>>100037678
She didn't even know that that would make an impact.
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>>100038252
>>100038470

New ones.
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>>100038470
>>100038769

I wanna cum on the Kaworus stomach
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>>100039076
She does have a cute belly, doesn't she?
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>>100037790
Just like every man is
>MUH PURITY
>MUH MOE
>GIVE ME BOOBS AND ASSESS WHERE ARE MY BOOBS AND ASSESS

I don't know if you can't into women or human beings in general.
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>>100039188
>expecting /a/nons to have any idea of what the real world is like at all
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>>100032787
Because he's a mama's boy
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>sit in cinema
>watching Evangelion Final unspoilered
>fight scene from trailer with EVA08+02 starts
>suddenly http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4hxfXLKCU8 starts playing
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Eva got a sizable female fanbase on the 90s because women could relate to its female characters. Now it's all about the albino faggot. To be fair, the female characters went to shit on Rebuild
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>>100041586
>Eva got a sizable female fanbase on the 90s because women could relate to its female characters. Now it's all about the albino faggot.
Bitch please, it was always about the albino faggot and the whiny faggot being fags.
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>>100041586
Stop being delusional. He and shinji came out right on top of Newtypes favorite male character of the decade poll even 10 years ago.
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>>100039911
I remember I vomited the 2nd half of the series and EoE together. I felt like vomiting afterwards and was depressed for a week.
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>>100041764
Women were into Eva before the albino faggot hit the fujo world. Anno even got congratulations letters from female viewers for the portrayal of the female characters. Back then, the fandom cared a little more about the plot and relating to the characters not just for self-inserting purposes.

>>100041766
10 years ago. Now Shinji is Japan's #1 public enemy and Kaworu has reached a god-tier status on Japan.
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>>100041964
>Now Shinji is Japan's #1 public enemy
What?
How?
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>>100042504
He destroyed the world.

Nah, he just killed Carl
Again
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>>100039188
He's right. When it comes to anything that requires intelligence and abstract thinking in fiction & fanbases women fall behind on the average.
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>>100042767
That's a really shitty reason to hate him.
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>>100043385
Japan and EVA nowadays is silly. The crowd that doesn't get offended by the stupidity are of course the ones that's going to stick with it.
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>>100043443
Damn, I thought the mainstream crowd in area eleven would somehow be better than the otaku.
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>>100043564
What makes you think they're that different? Hell, what statistic do you even have for otaku vs mainstream? Do otaku wear some kind of yellow star of david or something?
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>>100043385
It's not that strange however, because that's how EVA rolls.
Anno, Tsurumaki, and staff are always calling out Shinji for being a failure in various ways. Plus for the new Rebuild movies to work, for the plot progression and decision-making of everyone to be normal and acceptable, Shinji has to be absolutely balls-to-the-wall retarded and dumb.
You either accept that, or you reject the entire world of eva as presented per today, and any kind of fan won't be rejecting it, since then they wouldn't be fans. This also means they hold what Anno and the rest says in high regard, meaning they agree on any regard the staff might make on Shinji being a failure.

This is why regular eva communities both in Japan and elsewhere have a burning hatred for Shinji, the only exception being acceptance through shipping.
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>>100044028
Why? He's suffered enough ;_;
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>>100044105
See OP, because fujoshi and Anno.
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>>100044175

>>100044105 OP here. Did mean for this to turn into a homo thread. I was genuinely curious, I-I swear!
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>>100045095
>Did
didn't. Damn it.
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>>100045095
>>100045175
We call that a freudian slip. Not exactly but close enough
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>>100044028
Too bad Japan doesn't believe in human rights.

Kaworu is x1000 more retarded than Shinji but he gets a free pass for his pretty face and good publicty
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>>100045254
>2014
>freud anything



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