One magical night with wild sex
"Well that was an exhausting day. And to think we were just visiting."
"Now I'm all sweaty.
"We should do something about that."
"You know what we should do?"
Hey, if that's what you think...
See that stripy bit in the middle? That's the Danger Zone.
In before Top Gun.
HIIIIIGHWAYYYY TOOOOO THE DANGA ZOOOOOONE
RIIIIIIIIIIDE IIIIIIINTOOO, THE DANGA ZOOOOOOONE!
I'd ride the highway to get in that zone, if you know what I mean.
Ah, young love.
they need that zone there otherwise they would never be able to sleep
Try it and you'll be getting simultaneously STARLIGHT BREAKER'd into tomorrow and sliced into itty bitty pieces.
For the constant groping.
I'd pinch Healthy nanoha on the healthy part of her hips untill she gives out a 'kyyaa'
HEY GUYS, IS THERE AN ACTUAL RELATIONSHIP YET?
I remember when there was controversy over the underwear choices. Nanoha wears yellow panties. Obvious. Fate's are black.
DUH. Who do you think chose them? "Oh, I think I want to see my incredibly sexy other half in a pair of plain old pink pants." NO.
Yes. It's just that the depths to which said relationship extends are still unclear.
Read: they're obviously RABU RABU. Even the seiyuu said so.
Does anyone have the shopped beach poster?
Nanoha was undeniably the gayest little girl ever. There's no way that could just disappear in ten years. Not even Carmen Sandiego could hide that shit.
Vivio has two mommies.
two mommies that sometimes get into fights and then when the lights turn off they fight again
Eventually they'll move past the "newlyweds" phase and into the "hot sex every Friday" phase.
So why does Nanoha wear pajamas to bed but Fate wears lingerie?
so... how bad does the yuri undertone get in StrikerS?
Apparently, Yukari Tamura claimed that playing Nanoha was a bit difficult at times due to the sheer intensity of GAY towards Fate.
There's a very simple solution to that. It involves rape.
cuz fate is always ready just in case
sleeping together and having a child
Same reason why Nanoha wore the modified school uniform while Fate wore the skintight black leather one in the first two seasons, I suppose.
Worse, if anything. Though it depends on your personal point of view. It's not as BLINDINGLY OBVIOUS as the first season, but they do act like a married couple for a lot of the time.
Wouldn't them acting like a married couple make it more BLINDINGLY OBVIOUS?
they also have threesomes with Hayate and Rein from time to time
Feito-chan my boiii
You'd think. It's more subtle than in the first two seasons, but it's definitely still there.
It's a 3.2some. He rounded down.
Wouldn't that be a foursome?
At this rate, Fate is going to end up with more surnames than...someone with a lot of surnames.
Rein counts as a vibrator. Though they have to make sure she gets off at some point too.
More like a 3.14159276some.
Hayate's finger does the trick
She's a UNISON device. She gets off whenever Hayate uses any high-power magic spells, or whenever Hayate pumps too much magic through her. Or whenever Hayate commands her to orgasm.
Cue girlish squeeing.
engaged to Nanoha
lol Hayate clearly the only one who can go all night without stopping. Fucking triple-S.
"I brought the vibrator!" Rein exclaimed.
"No Rein, you are the vibrator"
and then Rein was a Unison device
So Nanoha, Fate and Hayate were given limiters because there's a limit to the maximum sum rank of all mages in a unit?
Am I right in assuming this means the rank system isn't linear but exponential?
best threesome ever
In other news, the way they portrayed UNISON MODE kinda sucked. It was basically just a glorified auto-buffing system. I was expecting something way cooler, like maybe a unified consciousness or something.
would make for a great copypasta
it is sort of like a unified consciousness in a way that they are both fighting the enemey with their thought going to each other
Hey guys... they're not really gay.
For someone who has never watched, is there a batch torrent anywhere for this series? I'm not about to get the whole thing episode by episode.
It looks to me like basically being stuck in a bubble with someone who casts reinforcing magic on you every ten seconds. I was expecting something more along the lines of a direct brain-processor interface. Like having an AI hooked directly into your mind, interfacing with your thoughts and expanding your own cognitive functions.
That's a good one.
Watch the first season first. Nanoha is about twenty million times more gay in the first season.
In before a dozen screenshots of her being incredibly gay.
I don't even particularly care about the whole "OMG LESBIANS HOT" factor.
It's more "OMFG MOE". Uber-gay loli Nanoha is somehow incredibly adorable. In a gay gay way.
Also Milfalicious Arf.
IT'S A LIE!
Being really fuckin noob here,
what anime y'all talking about?
Oh shit, they kept the naked transformation sequences. Well I don't see how they're going to pull that off since they're both grown up now and HOLY SHIT
One magical night with wild sex
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha.
AKA the gayest magical girl anime ever.
You mean five minutes with a bardiche.
Hayate has a censored face?
Five seconds later, the cameraman was murdered.
Fate can't wait for Nanoha's cock.
Fate can't wait for Mankoto's cock.
In before shopped version of this pic.
feito is gay
>I can't wait to suck some dicks.
Fixed. Now go and suck some dicks.
worksafe at its best
I had that poster.
Now it's in two pieces. Woops.
This picture is shopped. I can tell by some of the pixels, and having seen quite a lot of shops in my time.
>I can't wait to suck Makoto's dick.
Fixed. Now go and suck Makoto's dick.
the guy who is making that dickgirl threesome with hayate,nanoha,fate needs to hurry up
i don't understand lesbians, what's the big deal?
In before inferior version.
Good lord, Yukari Tamura looks BAAAAD.
They're like normal girls, but they have sex with other girls. More than any of us ever will.
post unshopped somewhere please
because of that, a certain typesetter somewhere will be murdered by sudden icebeam
Oh wow haha totally didn't notice that.
Here, have both.
janitor deleted worksafe image oh well
I chortled heartily.
And for the record, it's called tribadism.
Is it just me or does Kana Ueda look a bit "creepy psycho stalker" in that pic? Also, WHAT THE PIGTAILS?
Look; if we're going to have Nanoha faggotry, atleast include Erio somewhere. Please.
Anyone have a link to that video of Yukari Tamura in a cat hotel behaving like a fucking nutcase?
reinforce summoned massive dildos
Scissor sex is more descriptive and sounds hotter. Tribadism sounds like something a med student would say. I'm sticking with scissor sex.
Blowout-dildos with urethral attachments and anal spreaders.
Scissor sex makes me think of sex with scissors, and that's never good. Ever.
Anyone but me think loliNanoha was fucking HAWT with her hair down?
Multiple explosive projectile orgasms.
scissoring makes me think of Mr Garrison yelling "Scissor me Xerxes!!"
god damn it now I want someone to write that or make doujin of it
Actually, now I'm tempted to write some Caro/Lutecia/Vivio porns instead. Just to piss off the Elio fanboys.
lutecia? I don't remember her?
Which would anonymous rather see? Dickgirl Nanoha hotel threesome? Or the scenario just described? I can only write one.
AT A TIME AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Dickgirl Nanoha hotel threesome? only if you add in tiny rein though
i actually have never seen vivio/nanoha/fate doujins before
Help me out /a/
Yes. Let Rein bathe in a pool of their combined cum.
because nanoha and fate set a rule where they can't have sex near her unless she is sleeping
dickgirl threesome of course
that's sounds a bit familiar...
Fate, looking good in her Ferrari Testarossa lookalike.
Damn. You certainly know how to speak my language, anon.
Okay, dickgirl threesome first, then maybe some delicious loli action with giant dildos.
HAVE A LEZBOT!
was going to post it but says image resolution too large
Just to let you guys know something cool:
They're not gay.
Hmmmm...how could I combine these two ideas? That car's a convertible, right?
Oh, c'mon folks! Wasn't there picks of Fate rubbing all over Erio? Or is that all considered "shota?"
(Especially since 98% of /a/ excuses loli.)
it's even too large for /hr/
Of course they're not. Because on Midchilda, there's no such thing as "gay" or "straight". Only love. And hot lesbian sex.
BY THE FUCKING TRUCKLOAD.
There is a doujin of Fate screwing Elio, but I lost it when I had to reformat.
Sorry dude, but that's way too yurigogglized.
depends, who has the dick?
The Reinforce party png? Yeah...bitch is motherfucking enormous.
There's quite a few acually.
How so? I never said there weren't straight people on Midchilda. Just that they probably don't have our concepts of "homosexuality" and "heterosexuality" the same way as here on Earth.
just like vegeta is stronger than goku, right guys?
I just invented a new word. FUCK YEAH!
Seriously, what's so bad about imagining a society that accepts love between any two persons of any orientation without question or name-calling?
faggot is butthurt about not liking dykes
Thanks for the delivery, /a/nonymii.
fuck yeah! something to look forward too
Loli Nanoha, loli Fate and loli Hayate all handcuffed to each other with inflatable plugs of varying sized in cunt ass and urethra.
Don't look TOO forward. I'm infamous for taking a while (read: fucking ages) to produce anything good.
Faggotry's not a problem. There are those out there who love it in the ass.
It's just that, when two people of the same sex make out right in front of you, you wanna join in since you're of the opposite sex.
Real guys would wanna participate in some crazed lesbian orgy, right? Or does /a/ think it's overrated?
I would love to participate. As a girl.
This is why we can't have nice things.
I'm just trying to bring you guys back down to earth.
>Real guys would wanna participate in some crazed lesbian orgy, right? Or does /a/ think it's overrated?
That's the only acceptable thing in the world. If you don't do it, you're even worse than those wimpy harem leads that already have pussy in front of their faces.
yeah I know, I was around here around when you wrote the reinforce fic
do not want
OH wow. Nice to know I'm not the only longterm lurker.
I stand corrected. THIS is why we can't have nice things.
there are plenty of lurkers that were here around then I'm sure
so are you going to be skipping right to the sex like the guy a few days ago said?
Why is the shitty non-Vivio version the one getting reposted?
mine got corrupted so i couldn't post