You find this in the middle of the alley beside your house
Steal Senketsu scraps, leave one behind.
Figure out how I got an Alley beside my house.
Then I guess check for a pulse?
Return her to my elder sister's care.
hand her a bowl full of eggs
Take pictures, ask strangers on the internet what I should do.
Get her to safety, preferably somewhere with medical attention.
Protect at all costs.
Take her to my house and let her sleep on my bed
Rape the Maids
carefully collect all the little bits of Senketsu and make it rain.
Tell her that she needs to win her battles by her own and toss her some change
Get out of there before Satsuki performs the blood purge
Turn 360 degrees around and walk away
then you'd be facing the same way retard
Wonder when my home went to Japan. Make sure I'm wearing my 50-star uniform, then clap three times to wake her up.
/r/ing that one picture about an anon picking up a drunk whore, taking her home, then forcing her to eat a bowl of eggs before she leaves.
>oh god I'm so retarded I can't even look through 20 replies hurr durrrr
I'd go back home and post on /a/ about it.
Gather up Senketsu and make a jacket. Cover up the girl I guess.
Go home with Satsuki
Shame that slut.
Make a man-thong out of Senketsu then stand over her until she wakes up.
Fuck, someone beat me to it.
I'll check her vitals, and then carry her princess style to my home and lay her on the bed, tucking her quickly in. I'll set a fire going in the fireplace and then move her next to it. After she has warmed up a little, I'll gently wash the dirt off and remove the wet underwear, and dry her hair. Sitting next to her, I provide care and drink during her semi-conscious bouts, and monitor her temperature.
When she wakes up, I'll prepare her a bountiful breakfast of eggs, beans, bread, cheese, mettwurst, tea and grapes. When she tries to leave in her search for Senketsu, I will stop her. She will only hurt herself and his friends if she keeps going after Nui. Her father is dead, and nothing can bring him back. He wouldn't want to see her daughter getting hurt for nothing. I'll convince her that Senketsu is gone... and keep her forever to myself.
>Sensei saves Ryuuko and takes her to Nudist Beach.
>Gains super cool Senketsu upgrade
>She slowly regains the resolve to fight
>Attack on Nudist Beach
>Uses her new powers to take out a bunch of mooks
>Sensei mysteriously has his glasses on the entire visit
>Takes glasses off, reveals eyepatch
>IT'S FUCKING NUI AGAIN
>It's all a ruse, Nudist Beach is just puppets
>Nui defeats Ryuuko
>The next 12 episodes are an endless cycle of Nui duping Ryuuko over and over again
And fail horribly because the true ending is the yuri ending
What's her phone address?
555 I RUSE YOU?
Yeah, and tell her to pick up her trash.
Make sure I kick your ass before anything else.
Cover her in a blanket and shove my cum rag into her hand.
What would that accomplish friend?
Thine chivalry is lacking, miscreant. A True Knight protects the fair maiden like so!
I'd watch it.
Wake her ass up.
Speak not to me about being a "true knight", self-serving cur.
Wait for Mako?
you. well done.
probably take of her bra and grope her for a bit, and then carry on my way.
Grope her a bit, then yank off her panties as she wakes up, and run.
I'd still watch though.
Ignore the filthy no star and get my ass to school. I don't want to be late and get expelled.
Turn her around and sniff her asshole for my own pleasure.
Wonder why Satsuki-sama doesn't just tell the poor girl she likes her instead of stripping her and trying to fuck her in some shitty alley.
What if she doesn't want any eggs
I don't know what your deal is but why do you like Nui so much?
Poke her with a stick to see if she's alive.
>more adventure time bullshit
will the nightmare ever end?
There's a third one now, too. Steven Universe or something. It is exactly the same kind of shit.
surprise raep satsuki
gently place ryuuko in a bed and covers her in a quilt made with love, reclothe here with clothes and place a glass of water and a plate of egg omelet next to the bedstandwhile rapeing satsuki again
Adventure Time saved cartoons.
Adventure Time is the Evangelion of cartoons.
I agree but don't say that too loudly around here.
I'd help her find her way.
I stoped watching cartoons before this came around. Is it good?
I'm not sure what to think. At this point I'd believe it.
You're completely wrong.
Evangelion is the Adventure Time of Madoka.
It's a pretty alright cartoon. Gets actual laughs out of me at least once in each episode I've seen.
It is a show with more layers than you will typically get in most any other American show.
It's not groundbreaking or anything but it definitely entertains, and sometimes it even makes you think.
Is ok but for some reason Iike Regular Show more
The writing and worldbuilding are what keep me watching. I assume eventually there will be a movie, surprised there hasn't been one already.
I prefer Rick and Morty. It's the only western show I'm keeping up with.
Just you and me Anon, forever and ever, a hundred years Rick and Anon dot com, forever and a hundred more years, just Rick and Rick and Anon, forever and ever.
Someone needs to make a Yunoface for Rick.
Yeah, it's changed from the first episodes though. I can't decide if it's a good or bad change.
is there any other answer
How can anyone not like Regular Show?
I wouldn't say it's a bad change, there are just so many layers of callbacks, character developments and general lore going on now compared to the first two seasons.
She has to eat them before I let her leave, there is no choice.
>EIGHT POINT FIVE
probably that if i had a blanket
Make a 4Chan thread asking what to do.