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I like Konata because she is a otaku like me, except she has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends too ;_;

Konata also likes videogames and she is kawaii. And there are lesbians in the show and that's good because I like lesbians and I will never have a girlfriend. Why am I such a loser?!

Konata is like my dreamgirl she has a :3 face I love that. She is also nice why aren't real girls nice!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love konata and she wouldn't dump me because she's so nice and cool.

We would play videogames all day and watch Death Note and other cool animes on TV, and I would have sex with her because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with a girl.
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I don't think you have any friends. Enjoy crying yourself to sleep.
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After 13 episodes of Lucky Star I myself have come to the realization that I too am in love with Konata Izumi. when I was in 8th grade I read Love Hina and fell head over heals for Shinobu Maehara. Shinobu was a soft spoken frail girl who cried alot and easily blushed. at that time I had a similar personality. the sense then I learned that most people are attracted to themselves only in the form of the opposite sex which might explain why I loved Shinobu for soo long. from Love Hina I moved on to various anime and have watched at least 50 different shows and thouroughly enjoyed them all. I am proficient at japanese and have been told by people who only speak japanese that I should live there.

when I saw Konata's room in Lucky Star I actually found it quite pathetic for a character who is described as an "otaku". I myself pwn her when it comes to anime merchandise.although I still hold my beleif that I am attracted to her because I she her and a mirror image of myself.

Last night I couldn't stop thinking of her. I imagined what It would be like for her to be laying where I sleep (on the floor of my room) as we embrace each other. I imagined the sweet taste of her saliva as we kissed. and the warmth of her skin as we held our bodies close together. the warmth of her thighs as she sits on my lap. and of course the wonderful beautiful sex we would have together.

I woke up and imagined her. what if she was here. would she cook breakfast for me? would she hold me as tightly as she could as I left for work? would she kiss me goodbye?

on the bus I had to hide my erection as I sit dazed by the thought of her. I even have a coworker who is a small female who likes anime and games but I payed no attention to her today. Konata Izumi is something else and I would give anything to find her in real life.
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>>10001176

Same fag
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lcuky star is pretty lame if u ask me. maybe its because i have friends MAYBE its because im not an otaku or MAYBE its that i dont get all the fucking jokes about japanese culture i dont know what it is dude
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you have to be otaku to like lucky star
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i sex 4 $3
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Can we please not turn this into another copypasta LS thread? Must you people insist on having the same threads every single day? This place is worse than /b/ sometimes.
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>>10001150
>>10002662

same GLfag
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Old copypasta is old.
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>>10004408
>This place is worse than /b/ sometimes.
I can't say I agree with you.
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I'M ANONYMOUS
SON OF A BITCH LUCKY STAR
LUCKY STAR IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A SAUSAGE?
DO YOU WANT A FOOD TALK?
MOE IS PIG DISGUSTING
KYOANI IS A MURDERER
FUCKING ANIMU
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>>10004452
>DO YOU WANT A SAUSAGE
I fucking lol'd.
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>>10004408
Anon is correct, but seeing as /a/ is now 50% troll and 25% newfag (with the remaining 25% being people who actually want to post properly) nothing will change.
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These are copypastas, morons.
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Konata is the first 2D girl that I consider pig disgusting.
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>>10004452
It's "DO YOU WANT SAUSAGE", thats 90% of the funny you retard.
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>>10004478
I fit both the 50% and 25% simultaneously. I can't be the only one.



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