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I'm going to Japan next week.

Advice on something...?
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>>100010016
Buy doujins
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post on topic
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>>100010016
Don't expect to be accepted by the Japanese.
You'll always be the gaijin.
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>>100010016
Ask /jp/
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>>100010016
Research Davido-kun and learn the harsh lesson there.
Speak as little as possible.
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Go to Akihabara. Leave the station by the Electric Town exit. There's no /a/ stuff anywhere else.
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Why not go to /jp/ and shitpost there?
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Don't be a creepy American Otaku. If you want to go do nerdy shit do it privately.
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>>100010016
Nanpa a bunch of schoolgirls and housewives and send sex tapes to their childhood friends and husbands.
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>>100010016
treat them like people cause they're not even different to you or me. some are pricks some are alright
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>>100010016
Kill Yourself
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Why would you need to know English for nip brothels when they don't allow gaijin anyway?

Also, what is the grammatical basis of ikisou being about to cum?
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>>100010016
>Itai wa
>wa
Well, use it if you want to sound like a girl.
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Wear one of these every day. People think it's cool and everyone will look at you.
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>>100010197
>"sou"
>Looks like, it appears that
It's acceptable.
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>>100010280
Then we should use "nano desu".
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Remember to floss your teeth every day, and don't lose sight of your dreams.
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>>100010197
tsuyosou - seems strong
oishisou - seems tasty

ikisou - seems like going to orgasm
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>>100010016
Don't speak, expect to be discriminated against.

If people treat you poorly it's because they're a xenophobic and homogeneous society around 98-99% ethnically Japanese or Asian. You might run across a few bros, but keep your head down.

Also, you're from Canada irrespective of where you're actually from. Bitches love Canadians.
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Act like Davido-kun

They LOVE that shit
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Sightseen or stuying? Depending on this answers may vary
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>>100010280
What is the story behind that filename?
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>>100010016
>逝
commit sudoku
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1. Come to Japan
2. Rape little girls
3. Said that you were from /a/
4. ???
5. Profit
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>>100010355
Ok, so stem+sou is seeming.
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>>100010387
>Canada
So you dont know how much they love England?
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>>100010016
You're might get sick. Prepare for that
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Be on your best behavior.
Don't blow your nose in public.
Never mention animu.
Be patient with all the racism you'll be targeted with.
Enjoy the wide variety of junk food. Fucking love Flower's Kiss.
Don't be surprised at how 3DPD all the 3DPD women are.
Convert to Shinto.
Find me photos! Photos of Kawakami!
Visit a Net Cafe so you can show them offline how you show them online.
Dress innocuously.
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>>100010241
Not as fashionable as this one these days though.
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Are you blonde? If not, dye your hair blonde. If you're a darkie, wear glasses or a surgical mask.
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>>100010016
Don't use ellipses on 4chan
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>>100010501
Ugh, you're an Englishman?

Just say you're Welsh then if anyone asks.
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>>100010555
why glasses
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Hunt down Kamachi's real identity.
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Use a heavy accent on everything you say. Don't roll your Rs - pronounce them clearly. Yorrosheekoo.
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Bomb Kyoani, SHAFT, Toei and Sunrise, Trigger you will be the hero of /a/
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No matter where you say you're from, you're American to them
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get yourself a prostitute. I really wish we had whores like in japan lying on their back like bugs all the time and making cute innocent voices. they may be ugly, but when it comes to sex japanese women are god tier
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>>100010657
I'm guessing it's supposed to emasculate you, which is probably a good idea for anyone traveling to a hostile 1st world country. Elsewhere though you probably want to look as threatening as you can to prevent mugging.
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Serious reply:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIyIZZQnuDQ
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Whatever country you're from try to be as stereotypical as possible.


If you're an American wear a cowboy hat etc. Also talk about how you just got done visiting Korea and how its a much nicer place.
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Kneel and bow in every possible situation
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>>100010657
If they can't see your eyes they can't tell you're not one of them at a passing glance. It's a lot easier to get shit done without random Jappos staring at you the whole time.
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>>100010387
>Also, you're from Canada irrespective of where you're actually from. Bitches love Canadians.
>tfw actually from Canada but tell people I'm french because I got tired of people who're only interested in you because you can help them practice their english
>actually speak french so don't have to worry about getting called out on my bluff
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>>>/trv/
Check the sticky they got a ton of info for traveling to Nippon.
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Find the man named Avery, a pedophile, he is a JET, kill him and bring back his head as proof, you will be rewarded greatly.
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>>100010743
jesus christ dude
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How is this anime?
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>>100010793
Don't forget the kimono
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>>100010680
>mfw there are people in my jap 2 class who still fucking do this
why
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Don't do this shit.
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Ask everyone you meet if they are a samurai
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>>100010016
>mecha kimochi
>mfw reading that as mecha like robot
Damn it.
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>>100010016
Have fun being a charisma man.
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Eat as many deserts as you can.
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Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.

I’m a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)

I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Japan!
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>>100010881
I did it when I went to Japan. I'd ask people questions in broken moon with completely fucked pronunciation and then drop the accent to speak with my bro standing right next to me. I got so many confused stares and passive-aggressive "w-well okay"s.

Only in Tokyo though. Fuck Tokyo. Osaka is great.



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