>155cm>39kgImagine how fun it would be to manhandle her tiny body. I'd walk around the house looking for things to bend her over and fuck her on.
but imagining such things triggers me
>>1We can go smaller.
>164 cm>56 kgImagine how fun it would be to look eye to eye with him and have him consent to what you want to bend him over on.
>>1She's absolutely amazing. A shame about the complete lack of doujins and art though.
>>4>164 cm>eye to eye
>>3How small is this semen sniper?
what pisses me off is no Object models, even though they feel like they were designed for it.
>>1I'm the same height and weight as her and I have never felt such urges.
>>9Scans fucking when?
>>1Not even best girls in her series.
>>1One more week until volume 13!>>7It says right there in the image. 142 cm, 37 kg.
>>1Hime a cute
>>7You could easily manhandle her bodyBLONDE LOLIS ARE THE BEST
>>3Why the fuck do they always wear high heels? This is the most inefficient shit.
>>16She has a complex about her height clearly, if you were below 5 ft you would too.
Why does it mattter if Heivia is best character in entire series anyway?
>>18He's too big to carry around the house bending over things and he's not a cute blonde
>>1who is this semester demon?
>>1HO's EDs were adorable. The first was my favorite
>>20Hime from Heavy Object
>>20Shitty brat, Have a real woman instead.
>>23Funsize > Kingsize
>>1Funsized girls are the best.
>>23Frolaytia canonically pleases old men for free.
>>12>173cm>51kgHow is she so light with those breasts? I'm 60kg at the same height but flat. Do they have empty tubes as bones or something?
>>27>at the same height
>>27Some people are lean and some aren't anon
>>23Too fucking tall. I'm a 163cm manletlet.
>>29But I'm really not fat though. I mean my ass kind of is but everything else is not.>>28Is that not how you say it?
>>31He's calling you a manlet having missed the lowkey attentionwhoreing.Either way though just being "not fat" doesn't mean a lot about your weight, you could easily be stocky or lean or what have you, presumably they're giving the impression she doesn't have a lot of muscle and is light as a result.
Way too cute.
>>3>Age 12Hell. We're going to hell.
>60cm>19kgImagine how fun it would be to manhandle her tiny body. I'd walk around the house looking for things to bend her over and fuck her on.
>expect generic mech anime with all the focus on the loli>get military keikaku cheesecake animePleasantly surprised
>>16Well in that volume at least she's supposed to be a walking billboard, Capitalist Corporations ho!
>>37And bro bantz
>>39Right, I wanted to edit that in
Hime > ohoho
Hime a shit.
Heavy Ice when?
>>3Can we get Havia and Qwenthur to bully her?
Can you lift 85 lb with one hand?I doubt itOnly ones who can would have to be >200 LB people.Old fat men on cute funsized Japanese girl.
>>49It's really not that hard. You've also gotta consider the position they're being held.
>>1Yeah and she is around 12 years old. Good work PedoOP...
>>51>she is around 12 years oldYes. And?
>why not both
>secondaries never got to see what happens when Kamachi plays ace combat while writing
>>56I hope we get to see more rowdy aces like Burning Alpha in the coming volume.
>>53>>51If they say she's 12 but her body is 16 she's not 12 -- she's 16, and she's ready for a loving mating press.
>>51You have to go back.
>>50out of 10
>>155263375Gotchu family.Here's the cutest 4chan girl.
>>9Fucking give us scans already. This is pure fucking torture. If any anon has this book pls scan.
>>1Hime is so sexy
>>62I was expecting a gigantic horse cock as the image loads half way
>tfw no loli in life
>>67CUTE and SEXY
>145cm>roughly 40kgImagine how fun it would be to manhandle her tiny body. I'd walk around the house looking for things to bend her over and fuck her on.
>>70>implying you wouldn't simply tie her on a sling and hang her over your chest the entire time>each time you walk, you move her up and let the gravity penetrate her
>>1>>70What is it with 14 years old? Why are they so tempting?
>>26Where do I sign up?>>36I'm pretty sure that's double what she would weigh at that size.Also, kill yourself.
>>72>14 years old
>>73That's American standards.American recommends 2000 kcal diet per day.Most of the world eats around 1300 kcal. American eats ~4000 kcal.
>>24I want to unzip it just a little bit more with my face right next to it.
>>1My ex was this height and I hated this shitPicking her up was the only comfortable position for me since everything around our houses except for the stairs was unfuckable over
>>73You know Asians don't work on a BMI scale right?
Come to bed
>>76>1300You can't even lift and expect to gain any muscle with this much a day, unless you're short and a twig.
>>80You know those are supposed to be westerners or at least half Japanese, right?
>tfw I fell for an obscure side character Myonri was Best Girl.
>>80>AsiansOP is not Asian
>>1I feel like I've read this before......
>>82You actually can. When you work out + eat sub 2000 cal diet, you will lose out fat and gain pure muscle. At 1300 cal, its purely muscle if you workout and eat at same time. However if you're leisure and browsing 4chan and being a neet, 1300 is more than enough.
>>84She's an Uiharu clone, so she's not really obscure.
>>35The Holy Bible encourages loving 12 years old girls, if anything, there's literally nothing against pedos in there.
>>87With that few cals, it's barely any muscle. How much you need to bulk scales with your weight, and if you want to be more than ottermode you'll be weighing more, needing more.
>>35I guess you missed the part about Ohoho being 10
>>91Ottermode is more than fine. Human body isn't supposed to handle giant bodies. Infact, its shown that more calorie you intake, the less you'll live on.This is why calorie restriction diet are more of a healthy way to live than otherwise.
>Milinda pole-dance never
>>95>39kg>breaks a pipe with her weightSure
>>96Big breasted commander strained it
>>97Fuck big-breasted whores for breaking shit.
>>1>153 cm>54.4 kgDamn I'm such a fatso ;_;
>>77You can't, it's already unzipped as far as it will go
>>9910 less kg and you'll be in the "okay" territory. Right now its about overweight territory. >muh geneticsStop eating.>but my 3000 calorie dietA lie. Cut that in half.
>Tfw there will never be Heavy Object season 2>No more Qwenthur blowing shit up and possibly killing dozens of people and never questioning it>No more bro banter>No more disregard for taxpayer moneyIt hurts
>>102>no more Hime going full yandere on QuenthurIt also hurts
>>7214 is just perfect.
I used to carry my 11 years old niece on my neck. I do it for a whole day. At the end my back hurt at least for month, but it was worth it.
>>102>Tfw there will never be Heavy Object season 2Not anymore, it's entirely possible now >>155265058
>>101But uh, won't I be underweight then or am I making excuses?
>>47Literally how?She would've murdered both of them in 12 if not for Catherine.
I can't believe how fucking awful this show was despite having such fun characters.
>>111The first few volumes were pretty fucking weak.
>>110They can only bully those who secretly enjoy being bullied like Ohoho/Mariydi would probably snap their necks and sell their handaxe for more ramen.
>>41And Yuu's a manlet too, she wouldn't even reach most anons shoulders too cute not to carry around the house
>>1You're the same anon who did the same thing for Megumin, fuck you nigga.Frolaytia was better anyway.
>>115Trust me anon it's just a meme being spread around the board, there's at least a handful of anons doing it
>>116It's really fun to manhandle funsized girls
>>117How small can we go
What's the next vol about?Mary vol when?
>>119>"Ice Girl 1 to all units. Fall back.">After defending her allies in the Scandinavian Wildlife Sanctuary, the 12-year-old ace pilot Mariydi has made a crash landing. In this marshland turned into a battlefield between the clashing Four Main Powers, this lonely girl requests for assistance as she continues her mission to destroy the high precision radar systems and disable the surface-to-air missiles in the process.>"What? Waitwaitwaitwait WAIT!? Please protect me!">On the way, she meets a military office worker from the Capitalist Corporations named Nancy. This completely useless busty spectacled lady pleaded for a companion, to which Mariydi reluctantly agreed. Then suddenly, she received an urgent message from her military-use terminal: "Mariydi Whitewitch is hereby charged with first-class war crimes and is classified as hostile.">Is this a trap, or a conspiracy?
>>120O fuck it's really happening?Fuck yes
>>121And it's just a week away.
Ohoho > hime
>>120>"Mariydi Whitewitch is hereby charged with first-class war crimes and is classified as hostile."A blunder that will cost them everything.
>>120I wanna hug and snug with Mariydi
>>124That's right. Ohoho.
>>6Well he IS 12 luckanon
How dense is the mc?
>>129There's 2 MCs and this isn't a lovecom
>>129One of them is, very. The other isn't, but he's already engaged and doesn't get to pick up sluts in military adventures.
>>131>VeryAre we reading the same thing
>>132>>133In volume 6 or so he straight up asked that object designer chick to have sex with him so seeing that is kind of weird
>>134I guess wanting to fuck a girl and realizing a girl is interested in you are different things
>>135Yeah having desires and recognizing other people's desires are entirely seperate matters
>>1She's only 14 years old. Don't sexualize
>>137>Implying that's not the most sexual age
>>54Pleases old man for money girl looks like a monster next to this perfection.
>>137out of ten
>>3Was she in the anime? I don't remember her.
>>87You're wrong unless you are literally 5'1.
>>141Nope.Her volume was what happened when Kamachi played Ace Combat and wanted a blonde loli to be the star of a volume.
Ohoho a best
>>141It's probably for the best that she didn't appear because the CG planes looked like shit
>>8Nobody buys fictional tank model kits
>>113>Implying you can kill a pious man of the faithIt is the right, nay, the sacred duty of onii-chans to bully all little girls not protected by another onii-chan. The grace of Her Majesty will guide their way, and ensure that their holy mission be carried out.
>>151I hate her.
>>1>tfw more than 3 times her weightWell fuck
>>154She was drunk
>>156That is why I never drink alcohol.
>>157Reminder drinking just lowers inhibitions it doesn't turn you into someone else. I for example when I get drunk just stop seeing the point of staying awake and go take a nap
>>158Everyone is a jerk and a slut.
>>159Precisely, you don't get to use it as a free pass for what you did drunk, if you were an asshole or a slut while drunk it just means when sober you hold yourself back from being as such.
>>157Sorry anon. I'm already an alcoholic.
>>161That's fine if you don't turn into a raging asshole when you're drunk, anon.
>>161No.>>163I wish I turned into KaedeHow does Kamachi decide on names?
>>155>260lbsStop eating fatty
>>166Some of it is muscle.
She's literally perfect.
>>168She is about average
>>169Where the fuck do you live that she's average
>>167Matters little when most of it is fat.
>>171Nice try anon I don't think anyone's going to fall for that
>>173That is what they always say.
>>168>Blonde>Blue eyes>Short hair>Slender body>Not too short, but not too tall either>Shy but can be quite forward when situation calls>Pure love for her man>Adorable voice>Ideal age Indeed my friend.
>>175>short hairWell, we can't all be perfect but we can fix that one
>>175She is really asking for it isn't she?
>>175>Not too shortWhat is too short? That's a lot harder than too tall.
>>178Bald is too short.
>>179>short hair vs tall>HairMarge get out of here
>>178130-140cmWay too small, I might step on them if I'm not careful.
>Have these adorable plushies during each preview>Never make them realTimes like these really make me wonder if 2 nukes were enough.
>>180I am confuse now.
>>183I quoted part of anon's statement where he said >Not too short, but not too tall eitherAnd am pointing out to you that we're clearly not talking about hair because you don't measure hair by how tall it is.>>181As long as they're over 4 ft and below 5 and a half it's good. 130 cm is still fine it's when we get to 120 we have problems
>>184Some people do.
>>185Literally no one says how "tall" their hair is, you might say how long it is but it is not height.
>>186How about horns?
>>189Points deducted for brown hair but still good
>>191They meant in the room she was standing in right? That is the only way to get second.
>>1This is my favorite tiny pasta of recent times.
>>193Pasta is bad for you.
>>160This is the scariest part about getting drunk for me, because I have sooo many things I hold back on with other people.I feel like if I got drunk I'd become a complete slut.
>>195You shouldn't get drunk in the first place.
>>196I've never drank alcohol at all, so I doubt that's happening.It's just something that would bother me about getting tipsy/drunk.
>>197How about soda?
>>198I don't even drink fruit juice anymore, I cold turkey dropped soda years ago.Honestly, I don't even miss it, it's awful.
>>200Tea tastes like fucking nothing, I'd drink fruit juice but I'm pretty sure I was running into similar problems that I'd get from soda.Too much sugar per day.Water tastes like nothing, but it's still preferable to tea I guess.
>>200This is some pretty desperate bumping
>>202I'm just goofing and posting from the sip folder. I don't know what I had after coffee.
>>202I can stop bumping with my replies to the other guy if it's bugging you.I was just casually replying.
>>204Some people take these threads way too seriously.
>>205It's not about taking the thread seriously so much as I come back to see what was posted and find two anons keeping the thread alive by asking each other what they like to drink.
>>206I will gladly go to sleep and let the thread die.
>>207When are we getting a volume with proper focus on the Martini series?
>>3How the fuck does that tiny body handle recoil well enough to effectively use a rifle?
>>111really? I thought it was good. Endless funIf you were in it only for the Loli service then I can see why you'd think it was bad
>>212The fun ended.
>>146thank you, I didn't have that one
>>214What do you have in exchange.
>>182I'd buy those plushies and Object models
>>207Dammit Kamachi and his blonde loli/JCs
>>215this one, but you prob already have it
>>219That's a good one.
>>218>*Praise Kamachi and his funsized blondesGood old autocorrect
>>222That is some flat hair.
>>1She needs some doujins.
>>224Like, two more?
>>225Like 10 more. My dick demands it.
>>224One good quality one would do it for me.
>>210Non-meme answer: She's been through the elite program which basically breeds supersoldiers.For the most part, at least. Hime just sits on her fat ass all day while others like Catherine rip and tear without breaking a sweat.
>>228I volunteer to help her breed super soldiers
>>217If you know someone capable of making at least an Ohoho I'd pay full price.
>>230Sounds like a job for Santa Claus.
>>224Stop this. Hime is pure
>>232Pure slut, perhaps.
>>148I would fucking kill for some metal slug kits
>>233She doesn't know what masturbate is
>>228I want Hime's fat ass on my face.
>>232All the better for breeding
>>218Is there a problem?
>>231If I were to wake with these in my home one day I'd die happy.
>>239Waking up to this would be better.
>>240I'd prefer this.
When will Ohoho get a name?
>>241This is a nice alternative.
>>242When Knight Leader gets a name.
>>240>>241>>243I prefer this. I'd rather raise and tease her than lewd one of the others.
>>245What about raising her in your arms and bending her over things?
>>246Like high shelves when she wants to grab something from the kitchen?
>>247Something like that
>>248Then I'd be happy to do that for her. Thanks Satan.
>>150I want to FUCK Catherine. .
>>251>12 years old>Already has child bearing hipsCan't say I blame you anon
>>245>>247I wanna marry ohoho
My dick is harder than steel for her.
>>252>child bearing hipsShe's literally a child though.
>>108Nah, as long as you're not under 15-20 from your current weight you'll be fine.
>>251God bless kamachi
>>73>BMIAccording to this shit I'm almost extremely obese even though I'm around 16% body fat. Christ BMI is a fucking travesty.
>>3>hmm let's put some small totaly ineffective armor playes somehwere>how about her loli vagina?>perfect
>>260It's a hatch
>>1>240cm>100kgImagine how fun it would be to be carried around and taken cared of like a baby.
>>1>Imagine how fun it would beThis is why this archetype is popularSo that manlets would be able to feel like actual men.
>>262I-It's not what you think it is
>>264>you have to be a manlet to enjoy funsize girls
>>264I don't want to be just a half foot bigger than her anon I want the whole foot. For that you need at least average height, manlets still have to settle
>>1No way she's 39 kg at 154 unless she's literally only bones, what the hell they were thinking.
>>269Might be a side effect of an elite genetically modified to handle the extreme G-Forces of an Object
Who cares about the girls? Qwenthur and Hevia are the real stars and the reason to watch this show.
[Legitimate kingdom guitars intensifies]Cant wait for the next volume
>>72Master Astrid shed light on this a few years ago←
>>132>Not only is he fondling her breast>But he is also pinching her nipplesThe 30 seconds of heavens must have been worth it seeing how the rest of his military carrier will be hell
>>274>hellHe scored mad Floray points though
>>277>Barbotage -> SabotageReally makes you think
MILINDA BESTGIRL BRANTINI
>>73>chart only goes up to 193 cmI thought 6'0" was 190 cm for the longest time. 180 is short damn.
>>1S2 whenHohoho > Hime > dog shit > Titan Tits
>>283I can't wait for S2 so you realize how much of a shit scum Hohoho is
>>285Don't need S2 for that.
>>287what it says?
>>289That helped me out.
>>291I for one wish I could serve in a military where the female units knew had to pole dance >For some reason this gets them extra motivatedOh what a tease she is
>>291That did not help.
>>280Milinda Ohoho Brantini?
>>299Like a loser 18.
>>300Hime is already perfect no need for those disgusting melons.
>>302>>296She can't get groped when she is flat
>>303That is a common misconception.
>>303>implying Quenthur has balls to grope Hime
Hime is CUUUUUTE
>>305He had the balls to group Frolaytia,
>>308Give her a sword!
>>309Hime is much more scarier than Frolaytia
>Heivia and Quenser's dialogue in this scene
>>311Still not as good as 18.
>>311This. Didn't she almost shot Quenthur on purpose in one of the battles because he was caught flirting with other women?
>>315can't be helped
>>316Yandere Hime is adorable
>>311That can be debated >>316Yes, but Frolaytia will punish you for simple having porn
>>318>total lack of yandere Hime fanartJAPANN!!!
>>319She wants the D.
>>321But does she want one D or double D?
>>321Not with that hair.
I don't think a world where people give little girls weapons of mass destruction is a good world.
>>319She shot him with a cannon from a fucking WMD for Gods sake.>>325They gave those weapons to grown men too, like that guy who wanted to fuck Frolaytia so bad he brought his Object with him.
>>325You are so wrong.
>>326And Frolaytia will shoot him with expanding bullets, you know what the difference is? Frolaytia will be slow and painful, while Princess will not be slow or painful.
>>329Okay sow what are the real subtitles?
>>330Those are the real subtitles
>>333I don't know why you are laughing.
>>335Okay that one I believe.
>>335Qwenser has god tier tastes
>>336Do you really?
Quotes from the show time?
>>338Now I am confused.
>>340>Also, the little me that has a thing for the armpit of beauties is on the verge of totally exploding, but do you mind if it explodes?!
I want to put babies into Hime's magnum
>>339Best bros. Cute girls and mech fighting aside, those two made the show.
>>12Imagine how fun it would be for her to ride you cow girl and be hypnotized by her bouncing tits
>>347Would I get hypnotized by her bouncing tits or blinded by the crushing pain from getting by pelvis broken?
>>348Better hope you filled her with future sons
>>349Frolaytia still has better lips.
>>344I'd fight Hime's Baby Magnum with my Heavy Object.
>>351The rest more than makes up for it.
>>353I meant that Olivier only had the big lips going for her.Izumi was hotter anyway
>>354Well it we are one-upping then I will just go ahead and post this.
>>355That was like one of two fan service shots in the whole show though
>>259>16% body fatAre you calculating this body fat percentage based on calipers or scans?
>>356I like my shows with fanservice in every episode.
>>357Either way it is a bad joke.
>>359No seriously, m8. Calipers are inaccurate as shit. You can't be 16% body fat and obese unless you're a complete specimen of a human.
>>360>What is lifting
>>361I say this as a lifter, friend. If we assume that the anon is of average height (178cm/5'10), then he would have to weigh 95kg/209lbs in order to be obese at that height. The average American (175cm/5'9") weighs 81.5kg/180 lbs and has a body fat percentage of 28-40%.For that anon to be at 16% bodyfat and weight 15kg more than the average American, they would have to have 15 + (roughly 1kg+ for every 1% they are below the average)
>>362>The average American (175cm/5'9")When will they ever learn>has a body fat percentage of 28-40%.Jesus Christ. Absolutely disgusting. Seems like they nuked the wrong country.
>>363Honestly, it's one of the reasons why it's not hard to get /fit/ by the average person's standards, even over here in Ireland where most people aren't as fat as that.People on /fit/ are aiming to be the top 1% or even top 0.1% of the population. The average person is dreadful looking.
>>308I want to give it to her hard.
>>365no one cares
Hime a cute
>>3WHY IS SHE STANDING LIKE THAT
>>368how you want her to stand?
>>369I don't want her to stand. I want her to get on all fours for a special exercise.
>>371High impact sexual yoga, sure.
>>372No not that.
>>305>Implying he wasn't going to do it if her bodyguards didn't show up and sleeping Hime didn't knee his balls
>>374I don't get that.
Does anyone know Sakurako's height and weight? I want to imagine how fun it would be to manhandle her tiny body and walk around he house looking for things to bend her over and fuck her on.
>>376Go away, oppai.
>>264I'm 6'4" and I fell for the meme too17" height difference
>>378You are 5'9" at best.
>>379Why would anyone go on the internet and tell lies? I'm 6'1'' myself and there's a bunch of people on my family taller than me. I'm sure some 6'4'' guys are posting on 4chan.
>>383Yep. Shoes with high heels don't count.
>>384>high heelsI'm not a queer, Anon.
>>379Stop projectingNot everyone is a manlet
Why is Hime so perfect, /a/?
>>388The commander she looks up to is that much more perfect.
>>390Ohoho is better than both of them.
>>388She was engineered like that.
>>391You know who is even better?
>>391>dumb ass cheater with absolutely no prideShe could at least be proud of her perflat, but she can't even do that. She's barely a threat to Milinda now
>>394She is proud of her perflatThe CG cowtits are for making money and psychological warfare
>>1I want to rail her tiny body against a wall while her feet dangle and twitch above the ground.
>>393>>391Of course all-time GOAT
She's going to die.
>>398>America in charge of telling people if they're at a healthy weight
>>399I'm pretty sure a french came up with the BMI
>>400No matter who made it it still entirely disregards muscle mass, seems like some idiot just looked at himself and a couple of his office worker friends and decided that was average and people who weigh more are fat or less are anorexic.
How are HO threads surviving this long?
>>402strategic bumping carried out by nefarious individuals
>>402Because it's not just a HO thread
>>379What's wrong with 5'9"? Not too tall and not too short
>>405Below average still, besides that not much it's a single inch
>>406https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_average_human_height_worldwideSeems like I'm average.At least I'm above average for a Mexican
>>405Being below 6' means that you're a manlet and should remove yourself from the gene pool. I would tell you to kill yourself, but you don't even have to do that. Since no woman would ever want you, you'll be unable to pass on your genes either way, you fucking failure.
>>407Shouldn't you be on the other thread talking about Mikoto right now
>>1>>294>>299>>396Samus? Is that you?
>>3The pussy plate really gets my penis pumping.
>>407I was looking at the Canadian 5"9.5 which I generally just remember as 5"10 since I'm the same height.
>>408>height>being more important than other traits like intelligence and resistance to disease>judging traits apart from the environmentDon't even kill yourself, plants shouldn't be forced to use you as fertilizer
>>402I'm just here for Hime.
>>35The quran is fine with 9, lolis are fine in the eyes of god.
>>417She doesn't deserves such a lovely commander
>>3>142cmI feel like that rifle should look WAY bigger on her. A basic M16 is exactly 1M long which is 70% of her body length
>>420It was probably adapted to suit her
>>421Which doesn't really make sense since she's supposed to advertise that gun, it should be a gun for normal soldiers.Unless there's a high demand for loli-sized sniper rifles for lolis such as her wouldn't be so unrealistic in HO's world
>>1>39kgI can OHP that 5x5.
>>148tell that the 40k crowd
>>23>>24why not both?