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>Shrewd owner of a mine or industrial plant? Having labor issues? Pinkerton's Men have brought with them a new problem-solver...
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>The 1877 Colt Gatling gun. 10 barrels of crank-fired libertarianism could donate lead trinkets to striking protestors at a rate of 1200 trinkets per minute. Pinkerton's men made efficent use of these in making sure no men of various localities would be living after looking "too long" at anyones daughters. No shotgun needed (wooo ain't no one gettin muh daughter, murica!!!). Many fathers were pleased, though they did not know why... they really didn't question things. They were just happy no man was getting their daughter and they didn't have to use their 8 gauge black poweder double barrels! Soon after, however, their wives petitioned the various state governments to simply make marrying girls illegal, and thus the 1877 colt gatling gun had made it's mark, and then-some. Once the law went into effect it was no-longer needed to mow down scores of expendable daughter-desirin' picketing protesting striking mmaalleess so the gatling gun went into storage for a near century... until the minigun came around.
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>Download the gun that killed all the daugher-desirin' degenerate male scum! Ally of the father (who don't want no reproducin' goin on with HIS dauteru! EVER!) Ally of the woman (who don't want no competition, and the "bulldog" makes the opinion clear) and giver of justice to the mmaallee. (A true millstone around his neck!)
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>Once this gun came around, the New Testament finally and truly defeated the Old. (But perhaps in the future the Old will strike back!)
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>Modeled in blender (2.73) for the free/opensource videogame standalone-mod/fork of Xonotic: Chaos-Esque Anthology Dual Licensed: CC-BY-SA, GPLv2 --MikeeUSA--
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>https://www.blendswap.com/blend/20489

What the fuck is wrong with blendlets? It;s like they have a fucking mental problem
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Do you gnu-faggots think any fucking company is going to hire you after that?
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>>711533
>implying it isn't the truth
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>>711538
What do you mean?
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Here's another one from the pathetic blendlet amateurs:

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>Let us step into the mid/south/west of the United States of America. Now, in many a country in the past people show their positive opinion for one-another by exchanging their daughters in marriage.
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>What a quaint notion. The Proud American Western Man has a better way: kill anyone who even likes girls. The Proud American Western Man stands alone against the world, with a suspicions eye one male that might happen to cross his cone of vision.
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>"10 Gauge Double-Aught Buck. YYYeeerrrpp.
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>10 Ga 00 Buck.
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>Thats wha'char gots to put through anah deee-generate pre-vert that lookin' at' yer' daughta' (or yer lawn). Let me tell yooouuu this... we western' white's don't play that way. Mmm hmmm. I don't care what that old testament done say, the laud jeeeesus say better a millstone and these her' barreles gunna grind up anyon lookin at muh dautah, or anyones fer that matter, infact Thor agree (muh ancestor) with the laud jeeesus against that desert gaud of the ..."
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>So here it is. If you would like to explore the father-suitor role, or the western father-son role, a ten gauge double barreled shotgun is necessary attire.
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>Western men desire for men's lives to be nasty, brutish, and short; filled with responsibilities and bereft of pleasure or happiness (a man don't need that): that's what being a MAN is about: living an animals life.
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>Download the classic killer of anyone who's eyes might gaze today. MURICA!
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>Modeled in blender for the free/opensource videogame standalone-mod/fork of Xonotic: Chaos-Esque Anthology Dual Licensed: CC-BY-SA, GPLv2 --MikeeUSA--
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>https://www.blendswap.com/blend/20579
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Blender users are kissless hugless virgins.


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>A winchester model 1897 pump-action shotgun. Dual licensed: CC-BY-SA, GPL v2 Created for the Chaos-Esque Anthology open-source project.
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>Scenario: You are an american mmmrraannn (man, male) in the American Southwest. Other males wish to marry your "dautah". You do not have a millstone on hand to murder those males with, since your laud and saviah has not (yet) provided you with the implement, nor do you have a sea or ocean within your immediate effects.
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>How to kill all these males wanting your "dautah", like a rrreeall AMERRICAN MMRRAANNN (man) does?
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>Oh boy, do the owners of capital at Winchester have the toy for you!
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>The Model 1897 Shotgun is a single-frame re-enforced device for executing your "fellow" american males, should they glance at your "dautah". As we all know: a real man is 1: Happy to kill, and 2: Is sure he will come out on top!
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>Remeber: american real men "don play tha way"; so anyone who likes your dautah needs to be killed, as your laud has commanded!
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>MURICA!!! DON PLAY THA WAY!
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>Download the Model 1897 TODAY!
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>https://www.blendswap.com/blend/21630
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I'm sure this dude will be hired after this description, yea, employeers really will be lineing up

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>Dual licensed: CC-BY-SA, GPL v2 Created for the Chaos-Esque Anthology open-source project. A COBRAY STREET SWEEPER SHOTGUN. BANNED IN THE USA!!
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>""When you a thugg, lyin on the low, waitin for a m'fka dialin in his six-fo, you got a date to get the muney and the plates, the slips and the crates, of papa fo yo chase. Blast that fool with a 12 shot of buck, end his like that foo n* fk!.""
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>--MC Ren on the positive attributes to be found in the Cobray Street Sweeper shotgun.
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>SHIEEET!
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>Do you want to bust a move, on some fool trick a* n showing you some attitude? This ain't from the east, it the west, putting you on point, making you the best and putting yo enemiez to the test (and placing them in deep- 2 rest).
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>Download the Cobray 12ga , 12 shot, streetsweeper shotgun today!
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>Build time: 2 days. Build reason: No Streetsweeper on blendswap, had to do it myself.
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>Notice: when contemplating the streetsweeper shotgun, it is amicable to listen to the track "What would you do", where the artists rumerate on what they would do if they had a streetsweeper shotgun hot in their hands. It seems they would conspire to expire some gentlemen who are too quick to inquire.
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>https://www.blendswap.com/blend/22775
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Blendlets and their garbage.

If someone showed me these "works" I would sue them for tortuous interference for wasting my time. I would sue them and put them on the street.
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Blendlets have no response. BTFO
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Here's one response:
>>>/g/73685902
>This guy has to be in violation of SOME kind of firearms law. Don't know which, don't care which. I'd just report him to his local PD (if known)/FBI/ATF and let them sort this moron out. Even if they end up dropping charges against him in the future they can still hold him in jail temporarily and can tie him up in the legal system for years, not to mention all the legal fees he'll have. It's worth getting the ball rolling.
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>>711533
i am not mental enough to care what some autistic faggot does with his time
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>>711554
Blendlets are going to prison, good thing you dodged that bullet. What the blendlets do IS illegal in the USA (and other countries!).

>>>/g/73686092
>most of these people probably dont intend to be professionals and just picked it up as a neat skill to have fun with
Yea, sure, the HKVirgins NEET Gnu-faggots are so much happier than the employed who have smoking hot DD experienced wives.
> they are probably happier than you


Not when we are going to report them to the authorities and have them arrested. Would you be happy being raped by Jamal in an American prison cell? That "fun hobby" is going to land them in JAIL.

>>>/g/73685902
>This guy has to be in violation of SOME kind of firearms law. Don't know which, don't care which. I'd just report him to his local PD (if known)/FBI/ATF and let them sort this moron out. Even if they end up dropping charges against him in the future they can still hold him in jail temporarily and can tie him up in the legal system for years, not to mention all the legal fees he'll have. It's worth getting the ball rolling.

Blendlet about to be BTFO!
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>>711533
>look this bait, I totally did not make it. This is outrageous.
OP you are a faggot.
sage
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Blender sucks. Do not hire blendlets.
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>>711533
Thought it was a troll thread like >>708205
but this does exist!

It was created by:
>Author: MikeeUSA2
>MikeeUSA2
>USA2
>USA
oh.
It's totally blender's fault and not another reason...
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>>711533
OP, every day there is a little bit less of you.
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posting in schizo thread
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>>711583
>OP, every day there is a little bit less of you.
Nobody uses blender in industry.
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>>711602
What makes industry different is that people use whatever tool does the job best. That distinguishes them from Blendlets, who only use Blender, but also everyone else who thinks their one piece of software does everything best.
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>>711603
People use it because it's free you fuckwit.
Nobody is saying it is better for e.g. materials compared to dedicated software.
Maybe you'll hate users of other software a bit less, if you stopped strawmanning their position.
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>>711605
>People use it because it's free you fuckwit.

Pieces of garbage like that which the OP linked, yes. Did you read those "introductions" to the models? Unemployable.
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>>711603
What makes industry different is that crap models like those linked by OP aren't produced, and people like OP linked to are blacklisted for their unemployable behavior and beliefs.
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>>711605
There's a group of users who use it because it's free yeah. They're fine just making the best of what they've got. If they have a problem, they're not opposed to trying new things to achieve what they want to achieve. Paid or not.

But there's also a huge pack of autists that suck on the open source cock and try and shame anyone else that pays for their software. They're the Blender cult. To them, the software is an incredible gift to the world, they're special for using it, and if something's not open source that works on their 10 year old linux laptop, it shouldn't exist and it shouldn't be used (doubly so for industry standard). Any argument to the contrary with them results in autistic shrieking.
It's perfectly fine to use Blender, but just understand the limitations. Every software has limitations and it's up to you to make up for those limitations with other software that compliments the weaknesses, but the cultists don't understand that.

You have your equivalent cultists with every 3d software.
Blendlet is a state of mind. You can be a Blendlet, and still use Maya.
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>>711662
We can simply be happy that the blender "artist" that OP links will be blackballed from the industry, no?
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Should Blender users be imprisoned?

Yesterday, an intrepid legal mind, made an observation:

>>>/g/73685902

Use firearms laws against opensource contributors! Would this be a solution to the free software problem?

>This guy has to be in violation of SOME kind of firearms law. Don't know which, don't care which. I'd just report him to his local PD (if known)/FBI/ATF and let them sort this moron out. Even if they end up dropping charges against him in the future they can still hold him in jail temporarily and can tie him up in the legal system for years, not to mention all the legal fees he'll have. It's worth getting the ball rolling.

Would this fix the software and 3d industry so programmers and artists can make money again?
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>>711662
I want you to explain this message that was just posted, word by word:

>>>/g/73701901
>kys. Blender is the best 3d modelling software that also happens to be free.
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>>>/g/73687227
>You propose to have me killed and tortured when I've done absolutely nothing wrong and merely on the basis of my opinion. That is sick and frankly criminal. You need major help. This is highly abnormal and is a threatening. You are a dangerous mentally ill psychopath that I believe poses a extremely high threat to the general public. On that basis you should be locked away in a mental institution until you are either cured or for as long as you live if you can't be cured and you sure as shit should NEVER be allowed to own any weapons. You are dangerous and I believe you eventually WILL kill people if allowed the tools.

>I never did anything wrong. People that make and distribute files to create weapons are not acting with the interest of public safety in mind and are participating in criminality. I am using a good faith judgement that they are in the wrong and are a threat when I report them to the police. That is not a crime. My actions are at best disagreeable. There is no world in which death or torture is ever appropriate for my actions, even if my actions are made based on errors or mistaken assumptions which I already acknowledged was the case with blender. 3D modeling for video games isn't the same as 3D modeling for 3D printing. If the blender models can't be turned into IRL guns then it's no big deal. As far as gun schematics/blueprints/whatever. No civilian should be allowed to diy their own gun and ammunition period. Whether they use a design they obtained from a third party or whether they designed it themselves. Anyone found to be in possession of such a class of firearm should be hit with a felony for illegal firearms possession.


BASED: Blender users belong in PRISON
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>>73687324
>I just wanted you to know I got in contact with a moderator on IRC directly to bring this post to their attention so they can report this to the police. I quite honestly believe you are serious and will hurt people. I hope that there's enough metadata to locate and apprehend you before innocent people are hurt.
BASED: Blender users belong in PRISON
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>>711700
>I want you to explain this message that was just posted, word by word:
It's /g/.
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>>711533
Imagine paying money for something that you don't or can't even use.
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That guy arrested on firearms charges yet?

We all know blendlets should be arrested


https://rbt.asia/g/thread/73684980/#73685902
>This guy has to be in violation of SOME kind of firearms law. Don't know which, don't care which. I'd just report him to his local PD (if known)/FBI/ATF and let them sort this moron out. Even if they end up dropping charges against him in the future they can still hold him in jail temporarily and can tie him up in the legal system for years, not to mention all the legal fees he'll have. It's worth getting the ball rolling.

Blendlets deserve prison time. They are pedophiles who oppose the white woman, and thus the white race.
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>>711533
No one will hire blendlets, look at this shit work.
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Blendlets lol. Enjoy being UNEMPLOYED, and not having any women! They CHOOSE others.
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>OP makes a post attempting to make fun of aspie
>winds up being the biggest aspie of all
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>>711580
This. You can pick literally any other subject, just pick an American and it will immediately turn to shit.
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>>711580
only amerisharts are dumb enough to use blender
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>>714322
You fool, Blender is of European origin!
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>>711533
What's the issue here?
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Why did this thread of all threads have to be brought back from the brink of death?
Even that 13 year old's shitty video spam has more relevance than this.
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>>711533
i remember you posting all this verbatim on /g/ a week ago. im suprised no one here is falling for it. /3/ has more damaged weirdos than any other board probably
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>wackjob makes a model an posts it
>this guy's clearly crazy because of blender
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>>715379
if he wasn't crazy why would he use blender?
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Is this the power of blender 3d?

Real models are 250k minimum of quads. Your models suck because they aren't this.
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>>711533
What the fuck is this? That doesn't look anything like the thing it is trying to represent.

>>715412
>if he wasn't crazy why would he use blender?
He sucks a modeling, the thing has no relation to what it is trying to reproduce. Blendlets are rejects who should be fired.
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>>711547
Lol what a retard, that model looks nothing like what it is trying to represent. Not even a little bit.
Blender users are autistic retards. I think everyone will agree with me on that.
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>>714315
Sorry, the blendlet tried to model a "bulldog gatling gun" a "double barrel shot gun", a "pump action shotgun" a "street sweeper" and a "tec-9" and clearly failed at all of it.

Don't you agree? The models look nothing like the real things in shape at all, or are you insane like the schizo blendlet?
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>>717694
>arbitrary numbers
Nonsense, stop LARPing blendlet
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>>717694
>>717699
>>717700
>>717703
Samefag
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>>717729
Thanks, Captain.
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These models are in a game, unlike you piece of shits models.

You diss these models all day, but they represent the geometry of what they are trying to represent accurately.

Go and FUCK yourselves.

It is good that the muslims are overtaking you, _woman worshiping pieces of shit_
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>>717749
Notice there was no response, The models match the real-world objects. You fucking pieces of shit have nothing to say. Yet the models "aren't good enough" for you white-men (woman worshipers).
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Comon shitheads, you have a problem with these models, be specific.

They're actually in a game, unlike yours.
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Start by learning some basic shit, like how to set hard edges, you fucking pedophile.
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>>718096
>Start by learning some basic shit, like how to set hard edges, you fucking pedophile.

What the fuck are you talking about. If I want hard edges I use edgesplit. If it want soft edges I shade smooth. If the edge is folded I use 2 or 3 extra verts for that edge. If it's 45 degree I use 1 extea vert and edge split. I do it the way the real-world item has.

Oh sorry, I didn't use 7000 polys for a fucking edge. Anyone without a GTX100000 trying to play a game needs to be punished, right, fucking white woman worshiping faggot.
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>>718096
>Start by learning some basic shit, like how to set hard edges, you fucking pedophile.

Take a look at the models again, RETARD.
Where the real world item has a hard edge, my items have a hard edge (using edgesplit (can be done via setting an edge to sharp too, but I don't trust that with the exporters)), and where they have soft edges I use smooth.

Check your fucking eyes you STUPID FUCK.

"MUHHHH WHOITE WUUUHHMAN"
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Got nothing more to say, stupid fucking white men?
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>>718132
>>718133
>>718235
This other anon beat me to it: >>718241
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>>718258
>This other anon beat me to it: >>718241

The spas12 is not my model. It is an opensource model from blendswap. There is nothing wrong with it however (no I don't care about the vertex lighting).
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>>718258
An insult isn't "something to say". It's not a point. You don't have jack shit to say because you are a retarded wageslave white man.
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M249 para model I just finished. You don't like it, right? Got some MAJOR problems, and sucks, RIGHT, YOU FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT.
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>>718235
Shit up nigger, no one gives a shit about your sub IQ models. Kill your self.
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>>719780
That's not a model, it's just a mesh. It's missing the surfacing work.
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>>719837
retard
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>>719837
It's a model.

4: representation of something (sometimes on a smaller scale)
[syn: {model}, {simulation}]
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>>719798
kek
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>>717700
>>714322
>>711602

Pro here. Working at home today and thought I'd come along here for the first time in about three years to see if you little idiots are still arguing over blender, and you didn't disappoint. Reason I'm here being that my lead (who is also senior tech artist and pipeline engineer) has asked me to spend some time learning Blender; we want to start exploring how it could be used in some of our pipelines, and also we're anticipating new hires in the future who are more experienced in it.

And as he/we keep saying - it's free. If you think established studios are going to turn their noses up at a free tool which achieves a bunch of things, you're crazy.

Yes - Blender is used in industry.
No - piplines are not based around it yet, but that could well change.
No - We do not recognise the term 'Blendlet' in industry.

It is a source of unending amusement to me that there are entire generations of kids, still fighting over this. Long may it continue.
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>>720127

Also - forgot to mention. We were working with a giant AAA studio just recently, and they sent over a bunch of high-res assets for us. Most of which were Zbrush projects, but guess what? A handful of them were Blender files....

To clarify - I am a Pro, posting an anecdote of first-hand evidence that a giant AAA game studio definitely creates assets from the ground up in Blender.

And I guarantee, someone is still going to keep making the case that no-one in industry uses Blender after this.

Can't wait.
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>>720127
>>720130
shill
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>>720127
>>720130
ok blendlet
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>>720127
>>720130
lmao fucking LARPing blendlet
>Most of which were Zbrush projects, but guess what? A handful of them were Blender files....
why wouldn't they just export as FBX like normal human beings
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>>720127
Bullshit, I remember this exact post, word for word being posted months ago.
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M249 para.
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View ingame
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>>720382
>>720390
>>720768
can some mod please ban this fucker?
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>>720794
He was already banned a few times, and still comes back. It's of no use; he may be retarded, but not enough to be incapable of working his way around the bans.
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>>720794
Mad about the quality of my models, yet their non-waste of triangles, striking the proper balance?

Mad that you cannot dissuade me of my sincere convictions?
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>>720794
>can some mod please ban this fucker?

>"DURRRRRR HE DOESN'T ACCEPT OUR _PROFESSIONAL_ WAGESLAVE OPINION ABOUT HIS MODELS, DURRRR OUR MODELS ARE BETTER, DURRRRRRRRRRRRRR WE USE QUADS ONLY, DUURRRRRR

_FUCK_ you wagie _FAGGOT_
Iran is correct in how they treat your kind.
Absolutely _CORRECT_
(and If I were the Ruler: so too would we be so)
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Oh, and Morons: NGons aren't real: and I'm not going to use them. 3 or 4 side faces ONLY.

>>720821
>He was already banned a few times, and still comes back. It's of no use; he may be retarded, but not enough to be incapable of working his way around the bans.

If I am retarded, how did I get my law license? How did I learn to program? How did I learn music?

Tell me.
What is your profession?
Professional art faggot?
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>>720831
I can tell you are retarded, because you believe you learnt to do those things well, but, in truth, you aren't even at the hobbyist level, wollah.
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>>720838
>I can tell you are retarded, because you believe you learnt to do those things well, but, in truth, you aren't even at the hobbyist level, wollah.

I am certainly at the hobbyist level, but better than that: unlike you: my models are in a release game that has more weapons and features than yours ever will.

My models correctly represent the objects they are models of. You keep hinting at "PPPROOBLEEMS" (faggot falsetto voice), but never show what they are.

And no: the images you showed were not problems.

Iran is RIGHT to kill you people; and I celebrate that they do so.
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>>720829
>>720830
>>720831
>>720862
schizophrenia
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