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>dad caught me unwrapping again
He said my topology was fucked and called me a fag
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>mom saw the pinned vertex group
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>dad saw me using modo
>haven't talk to me in weeks
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told friend I'd unwrap his foreskin and eat his smegma but turns out it was girl
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>mom gives me my birthday card
>dad wrote "happy bday blendlet"
>they both look disappoint
>mom kisses me on the forehead while slipping me a Burger King employment form
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>>684914
now that's a kek
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>>684900
damn, close call
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>Vatican commissions me to make a model
>try to be contrarian and model a naked dude
>Upload david.sculpture
>everyone loves/hates it
>catholic ESRB tells me to THINK OF THE CHILDREN
>censors it with a fig leaf
>hundreds of years later
>be dead as fuck
>fig leaf removed because every artist is hard gay for my boi
>mfw
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>3D Coat devs found out you sculpted 3 pairs of boobs
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>>685037
>fig leaf removed because every artist is hard gay for my boi

What was the deal with all them micropenises o mighty ghost of Michelangelo?
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ohnononono
Mandatory catholic boarding school 4 u now
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>>685708
i'm 12 and what is this?
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>>685714
bacteria under a microscope
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>>685824
cool! can't wait to show my friends at school
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>>685037
>Upload david.sculpture
>be dead as fuck
The picture in my head of michelangelo's skeleton writing these lines down and shitposting in 4chan fills me with joy.
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>>684897
>dad saw me using blender
>he emancipated next morning
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>my brother caught me looking around on Autodesk website
>he handed me a printed copy of "The Cathedral and the Bazaar" and made me read it, or else
>read it, told him I really don't care much about philosophy, all I want is to work on 3D
>he slapped me across the face, said how can I not care about freedom
>mfw
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>>685909
>philosophy
>freedom

Usmutts
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>cycles render is full of disgusting fireflies
>feels like living in the great outdoors
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>mom found the vertex paint
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>mom finished your character rigging so you can go catch some sleep
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>>684914
>its a way of life MOM, you wouldn't understand!
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>>684137
>Mom and dad found my primitives stash, even the torus collection.
>They're asking if I've ever made donuts now
Please guys please help what do i tell them???
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>>684137
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
IT`S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE
IT WAS A TEST
A BUG
IT WAS GENERATED AUTOMATICALLY
THE SPRITES ARE GLITCHED, I SWEAR
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>>689257
Tell the truth.
Tell that you used pirated Zbrush, 3dsmax and that filthy pleb demo version of substance painter you found in a loli anime site.
There bound to find anyway, is just a matter of time.
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>sister added an Easter egg to unused UV space
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>>689272
>You have been found guilty of using pirated software,for the rest of your life you will be forced to use blender, gimp and only open source software as a punishment.
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>>684137
>mom found all my old SFM from way back when
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>>689386
Even Blender is a better painting software than Gimp.
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>parents found the secret shape keys
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Caught my son modelling something symmetric without using a mirror modifier. Little retard was actually dragging and eye-balling verts on the left and right for symmetry. I told him he's not allowed on this website anymore. What should I do guys? I thought I raised him right.
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>>689566
I did that long ago with some assets that got used in VFX for TV and feature productions. It's not like the stupid normies will ever notice.
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Chocolate anyone?
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>>689905
What is that supposed to be?
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>>689912
a mars bar, of course
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>>689323
YOU ARE WASTING MEMORY WHIT THAT
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>>689918
nice turd



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