>dad caught me unwrapping againHe said my topology was fucked and called me a fag
>mom saw the pinned vertex group
>dad saw me using modo>haven't talk to me in weeks
told friend I'd unwrap his foreskin and eat his smegma but turns out it was girl
>mom gives me my birthday card>dad wrote "happy bday blendlet">they both look disappoint>mom kisses me on the forehead while slipping me a Burger King employment form
>>684914now that's a kek
>>684900damn, close call
>Vatican commissions me to make a model>try to be contrarian and model a naked dude>Upload david.sculpture>everyone loves/hates it>catholic ESRB tells me to THINK OF THE CHILDREN>censors it with a fig leaf>hundreds of years later>be dead as fuck>fig leaf removed because every artist is hard gay for my boi>mfw
>3D Coat devs found out you sculpted 3 pairs of boobs
>>685037>fig leaf removed because every artist is hard gay for my boiWhat was the deal with all them micropenises o mighty ghost of Michelangelo?
ohnonononoMandatory catholic boarding school 4 u now
>>685708i'm 12 and what is this?
>>685714bacteria under a microscope
>>685824cool! can't wait to show my friends at school
>>685037>Upload david.sculpture>be dead as fuckThe picture in my head of michelangelo's skeleton writing these lines down and shitposting in 4chan fills me with joy.
>>684897>dad saw me using blender >he emancipated next morning
>my brother caught me looking around on Autodesk website>he handed me a printed copy of "The Cathedral and the Bazaar" and made me read it, or else>read it, told him I really don't care much about philosophy, all I want is to work on 3D>he slapped me across the face, said how can I not care about freedom>mfw
>cycles render is full of disgusting fireflies>feels like living in the great outdoors
>mom found the vertex paint
>mom finished your character rigging so you can go catch some sleep
>>684914>its a way of life MOM, you wouldn't understand!
>>684137>Mom and dad found my primitives stash, even the torus collection. >They're asking if I've ever made donuts nowPlease guys please help what do i tell them???
>>684137NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIT`S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKEIT WAS A TESTA BUGIT WAS GENERATED AUTOMATICALLYTHE SPRITES ARE GLITCHED, I SWEAR
>>689257Tell the truth.Tell that you used pirated Zbrush, 3dsmax and that filthy pleb demo version of substance painter you found in a loli anime site.There bound to find anyway, is just a matter of time.
>sister added an Easter egg to unused UV space
>>689272>You have been found guilty of using pirated software,for the rest of your life you will be forced to use blender, gimp and only open source software as a punishment.
>>684137>mom found all my old SFM from way back when
>>689386Even Blender is a better painting software than Gimp.
>parents found the secret shape keys
Caught my son modelling something symmetric without using a mirror modifier. Little retard was actually dragging and eye-balling verts on the left and right for symmetry. I told him he's not allowed on this website anymore. What should I do guys? I thought I raised him right.
>>689566I did that long ago with some assets that got used in VFX for TV and feature productions. It's not like the stupid normies will ever notice.
>>689905What is that supposed to be?
>>689912a mars bar, of course
>>689323YOU ARE WASTING MEMORY WHIT THAT