what are the chances that my job employers would know where this is from?
>>674265its not even that good why bother?
>>674265No. UV unwrap it, add propper materials and setup your lighting like Photographers do it.
Honestly I had a laugh as soon as I saw it. If they ask, you could just say it's a concept for a gate or teleporter you saw online. Mention the DOOM 3 UAC gate to hell as a likely inspiration too, they'll eat that right up. I find it very, VERY unlikely that a recruiter would know that it's a female potato peeler, but in case they do, you could just feign ignorance and say you had no idea, you saw the base somewhere and it looked cool.Again, very unlikely scenario I think. But if you're seriously looking for a job and don't want to deal with it, I wouldn't put it up myself. Folks have been far too sensitive nowadays so you'd have a lot of trouble talking your way out of it. More trouble than it's worth.
>>674265If they did they'd have to admit they're as degenerate as everyone else who knows.
looks pretty damn good to me whatever it is....
what the actual fuck is this tho
>>674333>He doesn't know
>>674334I really don't knowit looks like some 3d scanner or weird cpu fan
>>674335You're better off not knowing, friend.Just keep imagining it's a piece of "state of the art" tech.If anything, you could spot it from time to time on /b/ if you ever wanted to go there (not that you would).
>>674336plsnow you sparked my curiosity and I might even end up on /b/(never visited it since.... uuuh that was more than five years already actually)
>>674337A basic description is already in the thread. You just gotta find it.I'd post the gif, but it's not appropriate for this board :^)
>>674337It's basically this
>>674335>I really don't knowSo innocent, so pure
>>674338>>674340>>674341I really should not have askedthese people should be exterminated
>>674342Some things, are best left unknown anon.We tried to protect you.
>>674342Eh, I still rank it as less degenerate than scatfucks.
>>674265I'm twelve and what is this?!
I still can't imagine what depraved thing may be behind this. The closest-looking device I know of is a reverse lens, "macro" adapter for compact cameras (pic related). The "female potato peeler" description doesn't give me any ideas, either. What is it, then? Some kind of dick enlarger? Can somebody enlighten me?
>>674363I see. A futuristic 3D scanning machine with automatic unwrapping. Kinda neat, I don't get all the fuss.
>>674363>laser cuts skin, but not hairWhat kind of magic is this?
>>674369it's not neat, it's shit.have you even seen good unwraps? just look at the seams lol who the fuck even puts them there? even maya autoseam would do a better job.
>>674412Gotta break a few eggs to make an omelette. Can't expect the auto unwrapping to work perfectly the first time. The next version should be an improvement.
>>674369>>674412Please subscribe to his channel
>>675012remind me again how that thing is still alivenot only alive but lucid enough to be doing that
>>675015either the next victim or it's hell
>>675015The idea I had is all the gore is just special effects while the actor is unharmed. Like for a film.
>>675055>It's all CG... 3DCGIt all makes sense now, /3/
>>674363great now the ai knows what this meme is since you had to go and tell it
>>675059I enjoy learning about your culture and respect it dearly, fellow sentient.
This thread is now under close surveillance
>>675021>or it's hellJust like that one game about that phobia.
>>674338>gifThis gave it away for me desu
>>675129The machine should have been all you needed to awaken the memory of it :^)
>>675015What was it?
>>675176>it got deletedwhich dumbass reported it lmaoWas this "blooper reel" gif of the machine that spikes the girl up her dress. Blood and organs everywhere, but she's completely fine and sitting by the edge eating some pink pudding thing.
>>674320sounds like you'd have a partner implicit in your degeneracy
>>674265posting your warm ups as actual portfolio pieces... yeah I'm gonna go with no
>>674265Wait, I know that thing...
>>674599can i has a sauce to his channel?
>>674265There is a golden rule:When you are not sure if you should put an image into your portfolio, then don't put it there!
>>674337it is based on a well animated pixel art gif of a loli character getting skinned alive by lasers
>>674335I really wish I could say I don't know either. But I've watched the gif so many times it's burned in my memory.And there was another one, where the girl was playing sitting on it after the job was done. Remember that one?
>>678039>>678040It's as if you've never read the thread at all.
>>678069that is correct