salam aleykum fellow 3d artists. My name's archmad hemdoullilah and tis is my new course for sculpting in Cinema 4d cracked version. It's usually $150 but it's one sale so grab it wollah. You will become very good. May allah bless you.https://www.udemy.com/learning-sculpting-from-beginner-to-advanced-in-cinema-4d/
I can't tell if this is bait or a really horrible post... Is Archmad even a real name?
>>652772this is why I come to /3/
>>652772Over 2k people actually paid for that course...
>>652896Mashallah I was able to fund a mosque thanks to generous people who buy course. May they get infinite virgins and young boys in jaanah insh'allah.
>>652772>for sculpting in Cinema 4d cracked versionsculpting in cracked version is nodifferent from legit versionmaybe you hit your head too hard when praying, Ali
>>655968there are differences fucking white bitch. cracked version costs nothing so i make more profit when selling good sculpt tuts. dumb motherfucker
>>652772Imagine paying after seeing that ninja turtle.
Please tell me that this is proof that Udemy inflates their numbers. The alternative is... less palatable.
>>655973not the anon you replied to but your work is embarrassing
>>656406LOL here is a review of this shitheads 'tuts' :This was definately my worst experience with Udemy. This so-called course is taught by a lazy instructor, that stops saying anything about halfway through with the course, and then you just start to watch him work with an annoying background music. That's insulting! He doesn't even closes his facebook, and gets message updates that will distract you. The accent is incrompehensible, his english skills are terrible and the content is very basic, you could learn everything just by messing around with the parameters yourself. I wish I could take my money back to make another couse, cause this was a great disapointment. DO NOT TAKE THIS COURSE!FDFelipe Manoel de Carvalho
>>656335It's how udemy works.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7jf70dNrUo
>>652896wowowowowowowowo*smacks lipshol hol holololhoooool`up how the fuck did he got that amount of people?
And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee. And it will scream...C O W A B U N G A . . .
>>652772>2,026 students enrolledWHAT
>>656406fucking white bitch go to hell>>656670fuck you too bitch
>>660169thats right i made lot of money. if my course is suck why do i sell so much? you are suck and jealous of my work fuckbitch. what about u show your work instead of mocking my tut???
>>660176He doesn't need to show his work, nobody needs to show his work to make a judgement of yours. Do you need to be a 5 star cook to taste piss and shit in your food? Your work is bad, really bad, be fucking grateful that you still made money and sit your fucking lazy and retarded ass down and learn and increase your skill level, before your luck runs out and people see you for the fuckwit you are and treat you as such.
>>660181come say that to my face motherfucker me and my brothers will rape ur anus and then execute you for being a fag who likes to take it in his anoos.pork eating fuck. you think my work is no good?what about your fucking face after i beat you bitch. then when your mother bitch sees you and my ninja turtle sculp she'll think my sculp looks better than ur fucking face.
>>660210Did you just assume my gender, you sand-eating piece of shit? Come right here you closeted faggot, let me beat the shit out of you and send you to a Western hospital were you'll only be fed pork meat, and when you go back to mommy you'll be so happy I spared your life you won't be able to stop telling everyone about how you "barely survived" one of those buff dykes you so much despise. Fuck you and fuck your shitty turtle Allah.
>>660272aaaand this is how you troll complete retards on 4chan. Falling for such an obvious bait. You must be american.
You suck op.
>>652772honestly at this point /3/'s so deep in its own shit i can't fucking tell if /3/ can't get jokes or __i__ can't get jokes
>>660378We gathered here to discuss 3dcg, not to joke
>>660379Nice joke, m8.
>>660378To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand /3/. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of computer graphics and art history most of the jokes will go over a typical anon's head. There's this Zen outlook, which is deftly woven into the culture of the board - a philosophy which draws heavily from traditional Japanese literature, for instance. The lurkers understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny - they say something deep about ART. As a consequence people who laugh at /3/ truly ARE idiots - of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in the existential catchphrase "IT'S SHIT," which itself is a cryptic reference to late 20th century post-modernism. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Ratboy Genius's wit unfolds itself on their computer monitors. What fools.. how I pity them.