FUCK YOU GUYS!!!!! Accept my commissions you cunts!!>Hey bro you do fantastic work, can you texture a model for me?No answer>me: Would like to commission a sculpt of ****** character.>artist: Sorry i'm not interested in that character.WTF!? I'm paying you nogs to do your profession, Why are you lifting your big wide noses at honest work?You picky pieces of shit that can't simple make a model without having an opinion on the content itself! F UPlz accept my commissions i need to animate for my portfolio.
>>627958What's your commission? Maybe you're asking a hardsurface artist to make organic shit like a brainlet. Maybe you're just shady and can't be trusted. Maybe you're known for your shitty porno and are blacklisted.Or you're lying.
>>62795810/10 cringeyou can't force people to do your shitty work you fucking child
How much are you offering to pay, OP?
>>627959I'm a rigger-animator i can model but not enough experience for high quality.>>627963I barely get replies and pay their rate or offer a fair one. Lowest hourly rate i offer is 18/h
Here's how you will get an answer:>Hey bro, I will pay you 100 bucks per hour
>HEY BRO CAN YOU SCULPT MY DIAPERSAURUS RAINBOW DASH HYBRID
Dude just scroll down there is a guy asking how he can make money from his zbrush skills. Maybe ask him? Or if you want some environment stuff I can help for the right price.
>>627958> why did you refuse to sculpt this tv commercial character so I can make porn of itno, fuck you
>>627980I would like to see porn of her, tho.
>>627958The reason people refuse your request probably has to do with intellectual property issues. No one would want to get in a mess for this.
>>627968>rigger-animator>probably uses sfm>probably has a patreonop go suck a fag
>>627996whatdo you mean I can't sculpt me some, uh, say mario because nintendo will hunt me down and kill me?
>>628007Well, go ahead and try it out for yourself. Pick one Disney character, lewd the fuck out of it, and sell lots of animations with it featuring in all kinds of depraved acts.
>>627968If you have a finished model, i can probably texture it. Not really good with pure hand-painted diffuse style, but other than that...
>>627958>commission>for my portfolio
Hey OP, I would love to do your commissions. Contact me at email@example.com
>>628019Now that I think about it I don't see much porn of Disney charactersI'm pretty sure it has more to do with them being terrible or unlewdable for mortal artists than anything to do with Disney
>>628293Google "Rule 34 Disney Characters" and you'll open your eyes to a whole other world. "A whole neeww wooorrrlllddd"
>>627958You probably just don't pay enough.Personally, I only do commissions that either >sound funor>will make a good portfolio pieceBecause the pay is just shit anyway. If I want to earn money, I'll go work at the local Super Market for 18$ an hour.
>>627958OP is a somehow shittier version of gay couples crying about christian bakers
>>628290He's after your dick, not your money! Don't fall into the trap, OP!
>>627971>"this took 10 hours to sculpt... honest"
Why is everyone here some kind of anti-Jew, where you turn your noses up at the offer of money for services? I am literally offering you money for something you normally do for free.Fucking Bizarro World or what.
>>628582I don't normally do other people's work for free, faggot.
>>628582>Why is everyone here some kind of anti-Jew, where you turn your noses up at the offer of money for services?Because this place is ridden with Blender communist filth, that's why.
>>628582You again? Didnt you post about the same thing some months ago
>>628608First time I've been in this subreddit.
>>628007https://rule34.xxx/icameout.php Princess Peach is on 3rd place, so I doubt that.>>628019>>628293The list has dinsey characters too>>628301You get it. I like you
>>627958she has weird cameltoe. also head is way to big and way to round.
>>627958I can tell for myself that i just dont often read pms and i get offers to which i answer weeks late or see old date and dont even bother answering.Sometimes im busy with other stuff and i say to myself "let me think if i have time or not for a day" and suddenly 2 weeks later i realize i forgot about it right away.Been few times i had so many messages i just didnt bother reading them in first place.Anyway weird complaint, just ask someone else, there are thousands of good character artist nowadays.Looking through artstation its like an endless wall of good art and fresh blood.Hell, even on /3/ we had some really good guys who had many top pick on artstation, shame most get booed out and stop posting.
>>627958I will do it..
>>627958I'm this guy OP https://www.artstation.com/gam3b0y I have time now. I'm taking a break from my regular work for a month. I have not done exactly that stile, but I will do without a problem.
>>628707Oh hey! Commissanon! Didn't know you had an Artstation (though I shoulda guessed), pretty neat stuff you've posted.
>>628710Haha tnx anon ! )
>>627968i read nigger-animator. fuck
>>628789Says a lot about you huh
>>628791I think it says more about this site, anon.
>>628613>subreddit>>628707How many new followers have you got since you posted your artstation, not-gay-gay-dude-bro? I really like your 23r0 model. Is she based on a game character?>>628789The ones with large noses are the real puppet masters, anon.
>>628856I really don't know, maybe 4-5., from what I see, its very hard to get followers on artstation, because there are not that much people there in reality.. on instagram you get much more followers if you post frequently, which I don't do either..)) I explained why I made that character gay tho ) but if you insist calling mr gay gay ) ok..
>>628867I know, I'm only messing with you :)So what's the 23r0 character based on? Duckduckgo says maybe Violence Jack but I'm far too socially anxious to look at anything anime related in public.
>>628872oh I forgot to answer that, I made that character up, BTW It's my first bust(organic). before that I made that robot bust. Now that I looked at it, I think costume is kinda cool.. but face could use some work.
>>628877Well it's always easy to be critical of any work that you did when you had less experience but, especially as something which you came up with yourself, I think it came out great. 10/10 would let her peg me with her plated and riveted borg-cock.
>>627958Pretty sure i've seen her in a dutch butter commercial too
>>628910Made by Unilever by any chance?
>>628910>>628911Yeah now that you both mention it, it should be becel or something like that. It does seem familiar. Uniliver asset flipper confirmed?
>>627958looks like bleached shrekwhy would someone even want that
>>628572Heh double entendre
>>628652There is literally no cameltoe, are you talking about the seam on her pants? That's how pants are made, dumbass.
>>627958Just jerk off to something and be done with it jeez, why are you so invested in a fap that only going to last about 10 min
>>633933The best faps are those which involve the most effort. The satisfaction of a work well done is one of the most potent aphrodisiacs known to man.
>>628613Fuck, that was funny.
>>634000I wish I was like this guy
>>627958Modify a free rig. No one gives a shit if your reel has original characters if they aren't animals or super exaggerated proportions.