Go to turbosquid>3DModelsPost the most expensive and bad stuff you find
When you search for "face", it looks like a surreal Meme collection
Like with eBay, just because it's listed on Turbosquid doesn't mean anyone bought it...
>>588117KEEEEEEK
>>588117would it be used in a soda jerk simulator game?
>>588117jesus fuck for a second i thought that said $42holy shit
I really wish they had selling numbers in the ad
>>588221$1 would be still too much tho
Why waste 6 Dollars on this Jägermeister Sculpt, when you can have a superior Model for only 2 Dollars more?
>>588335You're paying for the privilege of having the file handed to you in SLA format.So you can print that bad boy and put him on your living room as a solid piece of desk art.
>>588125Some people are wiling to pay thousands for literal shit, pic related.If anything, it's something to be expected.
>>588335lol blender
>>588117Can you actually make rent money from that site with mediocre models?
This is from a diamond seller.
>>589234Damn...
https://www.turbosquid.com/3d-models/rhinoceros-vray4rhino-3d-3ds/515142 This one takes the cake. It may "only" cost 15 bucks but holy shit I would not even get it for free.
>>589339Doesn't even remotely look like a rhinoceros.
>>589340I don't know if you're trolling but Rhino is the software this "model" was made with.
>>589234Wow.Just, wow.That's not even funny, it's just really sad.
>>589185MONA?
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>>589696brutal, I know of someone who gives theirs away for free. Its not the best looking. But imo better than that.
I found this funny(there is more of them)
>>589700There is an even worse dick...
remarkably realistic.
>>589706Now I am afraid to ever become a Father...But hey - I am a 3d Artist, so i dont get laid anyways...
The longer I look at it, the funnier it becomes.
i've noticed people trying to resell basemeshes exported from makehuman on there.
>>589721depends on how much the meash has been changed by the uploader tho..if its just been exported straight from the program then there is a special place in hell for them!
>>589706Wow this is sad...
>>589722it's literally just the exact mesh that makehuman gives you. example: https://www.turbosquid.com/3d-models/base-mesh-24-year-3d-model/972308you can find tons of these if you search for "base mesh"
>>589728https://www.turbosquid.com/Search/Artists/Carrara1 this guy has a shitload of models, i wonder if the rest of them are stolen too.
>>589728Here's another one. https://www.turbosquid.com/3d-models/9---13-year-c4d/1095554What a bunch of talentless hacks. Turbosquid should remove that shit and ban these assholes.
>>589234You're shitting me. What an absolute loser.
>>589703even funnier if one of them was more expensive fore no reason
>>589730>>589791what the fuck is this? there's no way 90% of these aren't ripped from games or something.look at this coat. 98k polys and no one fucking models like this. it's unusable for pretty much anything.even cloth sims or zbrush wouldn't spit out this topology so I have no idea how this even happened.
>>591653retarded topology winner herewow
>>591653I've seen some bad topology. But this is making me depressed.
>>5916532 much decimate.
>when gmod quality is needed at a moment's notice
>>591653it's almost certainly stolen from a video game. assets from some video games look like that because they've been processed with some sort of simplification algorithm before shipping. it looks like it could be from dishonored 2 or something.
I know it's free, but I really wanna share this gem: https://www.turbosquid.com/3d-models/3d-manga-babe-head/330497
>>591794Un-fucking-believable
>>591823Nah, this model was put on turbosquid in 2013. Just look at all of this guy's model (carrara 1)https://www.turbosquid.com/Search/Artists/Carrara1He sells stolen assets and makehuman base meshes. What a talentless hack.
>>591794>sumberged
Not even rigged
>>589232Im pretty sure they take like, 80% of the profits and you have to climb some youtube heroes ladder to get more.
fucking tanks on this site range from hours upon hours to 8 year old learning modelling.
>>591885disgusting, but what infuriates me the most is the texture glitch on the knee>WHY
>>591892>low-polyThat barrel alone looks like it has more faces than a few low-poly models combined.
>>591885>>591895That shit is $3. That's more than fair for just the head and shoes. Good luck finding someone to just model shoes or a head without any type of texture for $3.
>>591901why the fuck would anyone want that head or those shoesits an atrocious model, not even worth a fucking zimbabwean penny
>>591823Definitely not Dishonored 2. Dishonored 2 actually had relatively decent topology all things considered. Lots of intentional tris on clothing though. Pic related is Emily's coat, I fucked with it a little bit because it was triangulated so it's not exactly as it was when the artists exported it, but you get the point.
>>591902In the context of the other things that are available it seems alright.t. Definitely not the guy that made that model
