Hey Faggots of /3/,My name is Jon Troy Nickel, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, blenderfags who spend every second of their day sculpting dickgirls in your pirate copy of ZBrush. You are everything bad in the 3D art community. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten a job sculpting for WETA workshop? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun arguing about which shitty duk looks better, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than Alioto.Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best model. I’m pretty much perfect. I own my own figure making company. What company do you own, other than “tell people they need more anatomy”? I also get a ton of likes on anything I post on social media, and have a banging hot wife (She helps me run my company; Shit is SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
this is bretty goodim hoping this is actually Jon
>>548702She looks like a skinny Suzy.
>>548709She's Suzy if Suzy was less weird looking and actually had a talent besides scamming people.
>>548702Go to a "whole new level" with your dating game. Fugly bitch. Needs more anatomy.
>>548713Your sad, pathetic life needs more anatomy you fucking virgin
>>548714> Life needs anatomymakes sense.
>>548702Nice advertisement. Not every work can be made into a figure.This guy got a beat girlfriend, dont got balls to mention his shit company, and telling us what to do.. duk you.
>Just hit me with your best modelPicture related: Your bitch in five years
>>548702You are:>bored>it today was a sunny day>something hurts in your body as you are writing this garbage (perhaps a tooth or something with the bones?)>You've come from a relatively poor family>Didn't really build the company, but ended up with it in your hands mostly by luck.> You don't love your woman, because your heart was broken almost a decade ago.> You've decided to make it your best, become a tough man. But deep inside, you are just a lonely boy who can't forgive himself.And you are more sad now, than when you've sat down to write in here.
>>548702Most people on here are like 18 years old and hobbyists so idk why anyone would be frustrated with them.
ITT: Autistic fucks taking the bait and not recognising copypasta.
>>548702Should I be happy or sad that nobody gets the reference of an ancient /b/ troll ?
>>548746both. if everyone got it we wouldn't have witnessed such autism.
>not sculpting dickgirls with a pirated copy of Zbrush
>>548713>>548717>>548741>>548743>>548744THEY THINK MEMES ARE REAL LIFE
>>548764>>548748Of course we got it!!! If OP posted wires of his bitch instead of mocking us with bad old memes, maybe we would take him and his bitch more serious. I bet he's just a lousy modeler IRL!!!
https://sketchfab.com/models/5e3041a83aff4812b8a4b992433f5741muh best modul
>>548702>anatomy>helpful wife>Aliotoyeah, that's pretty solid pasta right there.
>>548702I know this is a lol xd soh funni meme bait, but...You should never run a company with your lover/ spouse, if you split up you will have to deal with a bunch of legal shit and run the risk of loosing it to them.
>>548839Honey are you saying you don't love me?Do you plan on divorcing me?
>>548702Don't pretend to be other people, anon, that's not niceAlso, that dude looks a bit empty inside, makes me sad
>>548702Fuck off weeb.
>>548839what's a pre-nup?
Your "bitch" as you call it, is ugly as fuck.
>>548743Oh god, this is so fucking weak
>>548741Them tits thou
>>548893boy you needa up yo standards. bitch literally has mouths for eyes.